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Continue throwing out accusations without proof to those you have deemed worthy, Reichsdwarf.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:49 am
So you HAVE eaten dick. Probably on a regular basis. Color me not shocked.

I stated I'd had cow's milk. I very strongly implied you suck jizz (ethnicity to possibly be addressed later).

This inspired you to bust out the IKYABWAI card...

RIP, Wags.

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Dinsdale wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:38 am care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:42 am
One thing I’ve never eaten is spotted dick, or any kind of dick for that matter. Unlike a lot of you penis munching losers.

But much like I've never eaten a cow's udder, I've had the byproduct. Akin you and dicks.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:11 am orange

If you keep repeating a lie often enough, people will start to believe it.

Keep working the fascist playbook.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:13 am And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition.

(Non-existent ) Link?

YHKYOA

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:14 am Eat another orange dick assface.

I took you off ignore to read your idiocy. Probably won't happen again for quite some time.

But this board has a search feature -- care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA

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Van Whitey Do they count? Also, no one wants to talk to women.... Completely false. While it's certainly an admirable trait in a woman to know the exact moment her man needs to be served a delicious sammich, it's an unreasonable expectation, even for the best trained of them. Verbal communication i...

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:58 pm Didn't work. What else can do?

Click the heels of your ruby slippers together three times, then go fuck yourself.

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Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.

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Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Nope

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Jsc810 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:28 am And my mother ate monkey brains with Idi Amin, the monkey was alive at the table and they cracked open his skull right there.

And she worked at Cedars Sinai when Richard Gere had the gerbil surgically extracted from his ass.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:43 pm Who the fuck is Dan's college roommate?

The guy who lived with Dan in college?

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I'll take "things Einstein never said" for $1000... Not Alex.

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If tOSU loses by 40, they still had a great week... Harbaugh extended.

Chestnuts should be able to run it to 12 (like Oregon did to UDub).

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:48 pm
You jerked off in the sink?

No muss, no fuss.

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Great gesture, which is greatly lessened by the self-aggrandizing.

While he did a good thing, he's clearly a neo-mondo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.

Douchebag.

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Dinsdale wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:37 am And you a complete, utter, abject, abysmal failure at it.

Softball Bat -- yes, I used redundancies in spades, clearly a grammatical error. But I was stressing the point of what a massive dipshit Unwoked is.

Forgive me.

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trevvie wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:07 pm
Nah. I'm anti-fem. I can take care of myself. I'm not a victim.

Hello, Trev.

Off topic, but over the summer, I played golf with a guy who pitched for the Pads, and is still good friends with your idol (and works with him).

Figured you'd be slightly amused.

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Who? Dude... you spend your entire time here trying to prove how "woke" you are. And you a complete, utter, abject, abysmal failure at it. Let me help -- she's an icon of the women's lib movement... idiot. Although she was likely deficient when it came to making sandwiches when asked... e...

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Think of it as a reason to not even bother going to school.

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Ten years later, Cliff Harris' catch-phrase is still going strong, unlike his career.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:26 am Todd Snider

Pretty sure I got really wasted with that guy around 35 years ago.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:03 am

Where's my money?

I guess.

Might need some of Dinsdale's luv. :)

Read above. BSmack wants the rest of us to work hard in order to purchase... the above.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:41 pm
Much different than America, where individuality is celebrated and encouraged.

And grammar isn't.

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Why was she there, unchaperoned? An adult woman needs a chaperone to do stuff? A chaperone would have likely dampened her ability to partake of Professor's schlong, which she clearly coveted. She was always game to "stir the coconut"... the wonderful little whore. And she won the trip in ...

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:07 pm Good God... the SEC.

SEC = Roll Tide, and... no one.

Big 12 was actually pretty deep this year.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:37 am Dinsdale, why was Brady traded, and why is Cam in Foxborough?

Brady has never been traded in his career. They have this thing called "free agency," and... nevermind.

Cam is likely in NE because the Pats needed a QB (badly), and Scam wanted a job.

Seems pretty simple.

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where the majority of passengers are men? Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship The mate was a mighty sailing man The skipper brave and sure Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour t...

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Here's mine: When someone tells you when and how to drink, punch them in the fucking face.

I've truly excelled to this point without your input, thanks.

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It was probably Tom Brady on the phone, asking how the weather was.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:59 pm you are also using anecdotal evidence. Now kindly fuck off.

I'll go with "anecdotal" over Screw's "zero," every time. He stated wild conjecture as fact, which I know FOR FACT isn't true.

See my advice to SM above about the order of operations.

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Hate to break it to you -- all the 5G freaks I know are quite the opposite. Sounds like you need better friends. Uhm... so I should hang out with Trump-supporting Qanon dipshits? I thought we'd been over this enough times over the years that it wouldn't need repeating. But I guess it does... Brain....

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Felix wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:59 am Is it just me or does that dude come off like a total douche canoe to any of you?

The reason he comes off like a total douche canoe... he IS a total douche canoe.

I played 9 yesterday, BTW.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:02 pm
"5G is the devil" is a school of though perpetrated by Qanon believing, Trump endorsing whack jobs. Hate to break it to you.

Hate to break it to you -- all the 5G freaks I know are quite the opposite.

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Felix wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 8:21 pm doing it the right way...he got that from Peterson....

When overmatched, sending in the scrubs to go knee-hunting is "the right way"?

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With sports revenue way down, Auburn pays $21 mil to get rid of their fairly successful coach... with no plan to replace him.

They got turned down by guys making less than a mil.

Just so very SEC.

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If mercy's a business I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true

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