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by mvscal
Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9234

Re: Racism & election interference

Are you advocating for a national ID card for all citizens? I don't see any particular necessity for a national ID at this point per se. If a compelling reason was presented for requiring one, I would consider that rationale. Presumably, the implementation would be tied to the social security numbe...
by mvscal
Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9234

Re: Racism & election interference

As a good Republican, you must be in favor of states' rights and the Constitution, correct? Sounds to me like your advocating for a one-size-fits-all Federal solution to a problem that may not exist in violation of what the Constitution mandates. How very big central government of you. Are you happ...
by mvscal
Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9234

Re: Racism & election interference

As you say, handed not applied for at the local office. Just another reason Pedo Joe and his shitted diaper need to be sent packing. Quite the impressive backpedal. There is no back pedal other than yours. Try getting food stamps without an ID. Your theory, presented without evidence, that "pe...
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9234

Re: Racism & election interference

As you say, handed not applied for at the local office. Just another reason Pedo Joe and his shitted diaper need to be sent packing.
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 1052

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

A few months ago, I purposely watched back-to-back John Melencamp videos on Youtube. First, I watched a video of him on American Bandstand, in like, 1981 or something. John Cougar. Very high energy, flying around on the set, belting out vocals. Then, I watched a video of him from 2023. What a hilar...
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9234

Re: Racism & election interference

You need ID to conduct your personal business in virtually every part of your life. Maybe you do. In a free country, someone can choose not to obtain a government-issued ID. Maybe they have a reason(s) for operating that way. "Okay, then they can't vote," you say. Because they have made a...
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 1554

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

kcdave wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:26 amI see they offer male versions and shemale as well. Besides screwloose, who is buying one of those?
As if he has the closet space to store one.
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 1052

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:35 pmAnd who the fuck are these assholes who are heckling artists?
Perhaps people who paid to see and hear a musician play songs and not listen to rambling anecdotes and political opinions?
by mvscal
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 662
Views: 364207

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:02 pm The $$ will be ponied up at the last minute. He’ll have no property seized and will not spend a minute in jail.
It was a civil case. There are no criminal penalties. The civil case is dubious on appeal as well.
by mvscal
Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
Replies: 14
Views: 503

Re: The Loneliest Cities in America

kcdave wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:41 pm
Ever check the cost of living in DC?
I hear its so high, the average asshole can't even afford a car.



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Or a washer and dryer...or a stove.
by mvscal
Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 587

Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em

kcdave wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:37 am
Top 2 and bottom middle 2 are out. No SSBBW for me.
1 and 4 on the bottom could fight for some of my jiz, as I
do not really see any discernible difference between
them.
Agreed on top 2. Bottom #2 if artfully displayed? Tentatively would harpoon. Where the fuck is Dinsdale?
by mvscal
Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 587

Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em

d-townmike wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 11:09 pm They all look similar which ads to the challenge of actually ranking them!
They all look similar because it's a fake. They all have the exact same teeth.
by mvscal
Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
Replies: 7
Views: 268

Re: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

WAR that guy who invented Poptarts.
by mvscal
Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's that GQP boycott of the NFL coming?
Replies: 18
Views: 755

Re: How's that GQP boycott of the NFL coming?

"Hey! Let's watch Taylor's new boyfriend play football at the Usher concert!"

ScrewedintheAss is counting on the above demographic to push the decrepit, leering Pedo Joetato over the finish line.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by mvscal
Sun Feb 11, 2024 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Replies: 13
Views: 621

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 10:08 pm
mvscal wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:59 pm I know, right? Now you can hop in your car, drive down there and suck his cock! Oh...wait. Nevermind.
Huh, wonder what mvscunt has been thinking about lately.
Cocksucking loser is just something that comes to mind whenever I read one of your horrifically shitty takes. Nothing personal.
by mvscal
Sat Feb 10, 2024 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Replies: 13
Views: 621

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24

In. Doing char siu pork for Chinese lunar new year tomorrow.

Shomer shabbos today.
by mvscal
Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Replies: 13
Views: 621

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:27 pm
kcdave wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:01 am #1 he is a fag
Wow, thanks for going out of your way to let us know.
I know, right? Now you can hop in your car, drive down there and suck his cock! Oh...wait. Nevermind.
by mvscal
Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903831

Re: Doom

An adult conversation...with elected officials.

We're fucked.
by mvscal
Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome, Mister_Falcon!
Replies: 11
Views: 450

Re: Welcome, Mister_Falcon!

Bill in Houston wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 1:03 amAn unimaginative bot
Ponderous.
by mvscal
Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome, Mister_Falcon!
Replies: 11
Views: 450

Re: Welcome, Mister_Falcon!

Please allow him to introduce himself.
by mvscal
Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 552
Views: 1047186

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Feb 04, 2024 2:00 pm
The Seer wrote: Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:51 pm Wondering how killing terrorists that want to murder your civilians is a "wrong". Depends on the civilians?
When you're murdering 9 citizens for every 1 terrorist. Math is hard for right wing cranks.
That's not the way war works, dumbfuck.
by mvscal
Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I have long COVID
Replies: 36
Views: 1238

Re: So I have long COVID

Not really sure what shrooms are supposed to do for long covid and they would be pretty far down the list of home remedies for brain fog, imo.

They are fun when camping, though.
by mvscal
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2178

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:41 pm
Mikey wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:21 pm The CDC says you should wear a mask.
Masks don't work. Remember, Mike?
They're talking about actual work which generates particulate matter here. As a useless eater who produces nothing of any tangible value, you wouldn't have any relevant insight.
by mvscal
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4586
Views: 1126028

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Trump Aide Peter Navarro Sentenced To Four Months In Prison In House Jan. 6 Contempt Case A federal judge on Thursday sentenced former Trump White House official Peter Navarro to four months in prison on two counts of contempt of Congress—a lighter sentence than the Justice Department was seeking—a...
by mvscal
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1412

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

I think the main point of that meme is the question of what happened to the people who promised to never watch the NFL again because of players taking a shit on the flag and the American National Anthem and the league forcing white guilt. That is a completely separate question. The question is who ...
by mvscal
Sun Jan 28, 2024 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
Replies: 82
Views: 77641

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

StrawMan wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 1:51 am Well this thread took a sharp left into the shitter.
Just how he likes it.
by mvscal
Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1412

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 27, 2024 1:35 pm
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Guess I must of missed this. Who exactly is "threatened" by Taylor Swift attending a football game?
by mvscal
Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
Replies: 82
Views: 77641

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Since when is homophobia humorous? Oh, I forgot....You're one of the .pedo scum who think that racism is funny, too. Even gay people think gay people are funny. Gay people don't think it's funny when heterosexuals make fun of gays. Tell us you're a faggot without saying you're a faggot.
by mvscal
Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition
Replies: 21
Views: 1185

Re: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition

We watched Killers several weeks ago and couldn’t make it through the entire film. Weak bladder? Viagra can help with that. Viagra? You must have me mixed up with HPG. No ED here, that system, at least, is still working fine (they use Viagra for bladder symptoms?). Yes, they use viagra for lower ur...
by mvscal
Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition
Replies: 21
Views: 1185

Re: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition

Mikey wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:26 pm We watched Killers several weeks ago and couldn’t make it through the entire film.
Weak bladder? Viagra can help with that.
by mvscal
Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 71173

Re: NFL playoffs ...

Rack Meat Whistle
by mvscal
Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents
Replies: 28
Views: 1352

Re: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents

Do you own a vehicle or are you car less like a certain kook we all know that lives in the DC area? Of course he does, he doesn't live in the city. He doesn't have it as good as I do. You rent. You have no car. You have no appliances. There is no sugar coating it. You're a total loser. The only thi...
by mvscal
Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition
Replies: 21
Views: 1185

Re: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:31 pmWhat are your thoughts on Hollywood's self-fellatio?
A. Who gives a fuck?

B. Your [sic] gay.
by mvscal
Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents
Replies: 28
Views: 1352

Re: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents

EDC: - Bear Edge Cutlery 61122, 4.5” Tanto Blade Folding Knife - CRKT Minimalist 2.5” Fixed Wharncliff Blade Neck Knife - Sig Sauer P226 9mm, Rotated with - S&W M&P 2.0 Full-Size 9mm Long Slide - Loaded First Aid Kit incl NARCAN - At Least 2 Fire Starting Methods - Johnson Key - Striker Pen...
by mvscal
Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: he made the Big Time at last
Replies: 27
Views: 1660

Re: he made the Big Time at last

It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out. OK, so I wasted two minutes of my life watching a trailer for a biographical movie about somebody I don't g...
by mvscal
Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tank 432
Replies: 13
Views: 881

Re: Tank 432

At least it's better than any Kirk Cameron movie..... You seem to be keeping pretty close tabs on whoever that is. Why? Just because something seems to be for you doesn't mean that it is in reality. Glad I could help you out. https://media.tenor.com/eRjjRricmzMAAAAM/krule-john-c-reilly.gif
by mvscal
Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Polar Vortex Update
Replies: 13
Views: 580

Re: Polar Vortex Update

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:42 amSlow crank = weak squeeze.
I have a very strong squeeze. The strongest really. Everybody agrees that it is a fantastic squeeze. Crank?...70 percent of the time it never fails to start.


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by mvscal
Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tank 432
Replies: 13
Views: 881

Re: Tank 432

Oh dayum. It's at 7% audience score on RottenTomatoes. That's worse than the Obamas movie Leave The World Behind (Netflix) I completely hated. I almost have to watch this Tank Turd now. At least it's better than any Kirk Cameron movie..... You seem to be keeping pretty close tabs on whoever that is...
by mvscal
Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903831

Re: Doom

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:23 pmI was just looking at the abject failure of NK’s communist system.
I suppose that would depend on the objective of the system.
by mvscal
Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *BANG*
Replies: 45
Views: 3614

Re: *BANG*

Baldwin has been indicted. SANTA FE, N.M. — Alec Baldwin is headed to trial over the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was killed in 2021 after the actor's prop gun fired a live round of ammunition on the "Rust" film set. The decision to indict Baldwin was announced Friday aft...