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by kcdave
Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 584

Re: another message from Jesse!

Jess, great to see you back.
RACK your perseverance with your acting career.
by kcdave
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1052

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

I in no way support Putin or any of his bullshit. I was trained to hate Russia in the military 40 years ago and still do to this day. Georgie Boy died because the dumbass refused to listen and fought while trying to be restrained. Screwie boy makes it sound like all they had to do was just ask old G...
by kcdave
Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1052

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

The world is most certainly a better place with Derek Chauvin spending the rest of his pathetic life behind bars. George Floyd was murdered by Chauvin over an alleged petty crime, a crime not worth the sentence handed down by Chauvin. Normal people see what freaks like you and Suckaholic are doing ...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1052

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

Making jokes about state-sanctioned murder is funny! The meme is funny. "State-sanctioned murder," is a stretch. In reality the state locked up a good cop that simply rid society of a piece of crap criminal. The world is a better place without ol' Georgie boy. The world is not a better pl...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1052

Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

New Pearl Jam tune out this week. This will have to wear on me for a while. I don't hate, but I'm not diggin' it all that much yet. 6Fx8LprPMIU Super Bowl wrap-up- https://i.imgur.com/G1XFlTVl.jpg Congrats to the Two Best Bettors that were smart enough to follow my expert gaming knowledge. If you wa...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Power and Volume
Replies: 2
Views: 182

Re: Power and Volume

I like it.
by kcdave
Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 560

Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em

For kcdave. He liked them like this over in the old .pedo days except older. Rank em Dave Damn dude. Why ya gotta do me like that? Top 2 and bottom middle 2 are out. No SSBBW for me. 1 and 4 on the bottom could fight for some of my jiz, as I do not really see any discernible difference between them...
by kcdave
Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3279
Views: 771013

Re: Doom

Shooting at Chiefs Super Bowl parade, you cannot make this up Just local thug nogs doing thug nog things. Same shit different day, just in a different zip code about 30 blocks west. Nice way to ruin a perfect day, leave a permanent stain on this SB, and possibly change the way these celebrations ar...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Replies: 13
Views: 560

Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24

Clocks ticking closer to kickoff - 7if8HyqD6G4 With the weather here in FOC remaining abnormally nice for this time of year, grill biz has me jumping thru my ass much earlier in the year than normal. It will be all work and no play until right before game time tomorrow. Last weekend, we went to the ...
by kcdave
Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 574

Raise Your Red Solo Cup

.. and drink one last toast to Toby Keith. RIP

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ ... _headlines
by kcdave
Sat Feb 03, 2024 11:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24
Replies: 13
Views: 525

Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24

Brand new Ace tune that just dropped yesterday. I sorta like this one. It's just getting harder and harder to really dig new shit coming from these 70's and 80's bands. I would likely have had more appreciation for this song 40-45 years ago. Edig5y5ICV0 Hey Screwy, this is a picture of a speedometer...
by kcdave
Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Beginning of the End
Replies: 12
Views: 46919

Re: Beginning of the End

I really need to wander over to this forum more often in search of stupid shit to laugh at. Mikey, your thread didn't age very well. :lol: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/chiefs-dolphins-nfl-wild-card-game-peacock-streaming-record-1235788026/ "Per NBC Sports, the game is the most s...
by kcdave
Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy birthday
Replies: 10
Views: 499

Re: Happy birthday

Most likely he is! I'm younger than R-Jerk Figures. That's why you don't have a car. You are one those dip shit millennials that never even bothered to get a license. When you aren't wasting peoples time here with bad takes, you likely have your nose stuck to a screen playing video games and retyin...
by kcdave
Tue Jan 30, 2024 9:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1363

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

mvscal wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:00 am The question is who exactly is "threatened" by Taylor Swift
mvs, here is your answer.
by kcdave
Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1363

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

The latest and most up to date odds, (unlike the old, outdated ones used here by certain folks) If you were the operator of 3BB, and you wanted the game to be set up where our participants here at T1B could make their picks based on lines, at many multiple odds-making sites, that were changing thro...
by kcdave
Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1363

Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

Here's a new jam I found a couple of weeks ago. I really like these guys. eOMB7GbnaeI I found a funny meme this week that really needs to be shared before I get to anything else today .... https://i.imgur.com/KP3xJOPl.jpg Bet that frosted most of your balls, one way or the other. The weather in FOC ...
by kcdave
Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 60461

Re: NFL playoffs ...

Hat tip, well done there MH.
by kcdave
Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents
Replies: 28
Views: 1305

Re: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents

StrawMan wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 5:16 pm Nah... suburb of DC in Maryland
Do you own a vehicle or are you car less like a
certain kook we all know that lives in the DC area?
by kcdave
Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2125

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

kcdave wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:01 am Here is my apple.
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 12:51 pm Hey, look over here at Biggie's orange.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:50 pm I am a giant asshole when people question how I run my archaic game.
by kcdave
Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents
Replies: 28
Views: 1305

Re: Every Day Carry or Bug Out Bag Contents

Living in a small Florida beach town is much better than where you must live... Sometimes it's not where you live, it's simply because you are nuttier than a squirrel turd. I work with a guy, (trump kook, conspiracy whacko as well), who rolls with a 40lb rucksack, jammed full with everything but th...
by kcdave
Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2125

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

Biggie wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 12:33 am
kcdave wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:18 am Take the
Texans and the points without a doubt, and I expect an outright
win.
Off and running!
Yep, I shit the bed on that one.
Nailed the GB/9'er pick though.
Guess I missed your precise picks. :meds:
by kcdave
Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2125

Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

First time rolling a Reba vid ... but the honor is deserved following the announcement that she will be singing the anthem for LVIII. Hard to believe it's 2024 and the woke crowd hasn't pounced on a song about a mom whoring out her kid. zplc4Ienkws Along with EV's, the polar vortex has finally shut ...
by kcdave
Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Polar Vortex Update
Replies: 13
Views: 560

Re: Polar Vortex Update

1: Electric Vehicles are still not viable in this part of the country. At least, not for year-round use. How well are the diesels performing right now? We are still in the early days of EV's. Likely equivalent to the Model T in gas powered autos. I do not anticipate ever owning one myself but they ...
by kcdave
Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 61204

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Late for the roll call. Now at hospital about to get another epidural. Chronic pain ain't fun but I'm fortunate that there are things that help. Made little rum cakes for the docs and nurses, and of course since it is Mardi Gras season, I brought a king cake as well. I should post the recipe for th...
by kcdave
Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 61204

Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Paul Stanley's kid is doing is own thing. I actually like his voice better. He and Nick Simmons both swear they have no interest wearing the make-up, but for me, it's a no brainer. I think they would rock it well. One thing for sure, it would be much better than the current A.I. bullshit gimmick tha...
by kcdave
Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement
Replies: 48
Views: 656495

Re: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement

Hmmm. If the capitol is so damned important maybe someone ought to have placed security around the perimeter and not welcomed in the unarmed protestors...UNARMED insurrections ..... Someone go back and check the facts on this. I am pretty sure there was a perimeter that required passing thru a meta...
by kcdave
Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-6-24
Replies: 15
Views: 77627

Weekend Roll Call 1-6-24

Space Ace has a new track out ... PLkqz3S84Tw-S6TraCQK_24MxjjwvsbE7T&index=5 Happy Insurrection Day Trumpers. Oh what could have been if the election wasn't stolen by the evil libs. :meds: Whole lotta grill biz going on today and then the weather looks to be turning to hell next week here in FOC...
by kcdave
Sat Jan 06, 2024 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 453626

Re: Bowls

Those who don't see race in any instance and those who refuse to acknowledge facts because they don’t align with their views are to be piled on. FTFY KC, just because you aren't bothered by or even notice racism doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Nor does it make it funny. That is a pretty profound, di...
by kcdave
Fri Jan 05, 2024 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
Replies: 20
Views: 86388

Re: More San Francisco Killjoy

As soon as I saw the net was made from "marine grade stainless steel"
I knew that prick was going to be very expensive.
I had no idea it would 224 FUCKING MILLION! :hammer:

ffs
by kcdave
Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 453626

Re: Bowls

mvscal wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:52 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:52 am
kcdave wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:40 am fellow NAPA's
What's a NAPA?
An auto parts franchise operation. National Automotive Parts Association. They've been around forever. Surprised you never heard of them. Oh, yeah...I forgot. You don't have a car.
:lol:
by kcdave
Thu Jan 04, 2024 12:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 453626

Re: Bowls

Maybe this will help some of the folks here . . . The Racial Slur Data base, along with the Racial Slur Of The Day :waz: MH, I would hate on your for letting the cat out of the bag, but will instead RACK you for the epic list. SM stick your "racist," takes right up your ass. I have not a ...
by kcdave
Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 453626

Re: Bowls

fellow NAPA's What's a NAPA? Mr. SM, NAPA would be a term likely never seen here before but It was quite common to see it mentioned at .net. Due to your prior history of such topics, I highly doubt you would appreciate it's true worth of comedic value, therefore I will not be wasting my time sharin...
by kcdave
Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 453626

Re: Bowls

And these teams are the future of the NFL????? NFL is already full of shitty football as it is. They'll have to water it down even more to make it flag football...and not the yellow ones that are thrown seemingly 50% of the plays. All I see is 80% nawgles suited up and most of the time they're just...
by kcdave
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank these "grannies"
Replies: 14
Views: 44487

Re: Rank these "grannies"

Meat Head wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:34 pm Great thread for kcdave, except the women need to be about 40lbs Curvier..
ftfy

:guitar: - pretend that is dick yankin' banana
since Mr Mod won't go out and find us the REAL
dick yankin' banana smilie.
by kcdave
Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What an Embarrassment
Replies: 7
Views: 7974

Re: What an Embarrassment

Most of this problem is easily fixed with delaying the start of the
transfer portal. Most draft eligible players WILL suit up for meaningful
playoff games. If a few studs skip the Taxslayer and Poptart bowls,
no one will give a shit.
by kcdave
Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-30-23
Replies: 13
Views: 24761

Weekend Roll Call 12-30-23

Some of you will see this .... some of us will not. cfAxWtcfDUk I gotta admit, I am at a loss here sometimes. What the fuck has this place become? We have retards crying and searching for someone with an IQ above 75 to explain to them the meaning of a tv show that was originally aired 40 years ago....
by kcdave
Fri Dec 29, 2023 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: University Chancellor Fired For Making Porn
Replies: 22
Views: 94871

University Chancellor Fired For Making Porn

Can't make this shit up .... https://apnews.com/article/university-wisconsin-la-crosse-porn-fired-2bcaa8e751be50ebe83f8e1ed1a7cc32 I will save you the trouble of searching for the nitty gritty . . . . . !!!!! THE LINK BELOW IS TO PORNHUB!!!! . . . !!!!!YOU WILL SEE PORN THERE!!!!!!! . . . . !!!!!YOU...