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Van

Magnets. Think magnets. Those folks are fairly clever that way.

Van

Only on T1B could a thread about car washes turn into a "my shithole is better than your shithole" dissertation on the relative merits of living in any particular part of the good ol' USofA. I'm about ready to start charging all you thieving fuckers who keep plagiarizing my damn meme. Ser...

Van

All the pictures of Yosemite, Big Sur, and Mount Shasta are not enough to overcome the fact that you people are fucking, dyed-in-the-wool nutbags. So there's that. It's always funny, the way people who aren't from California think California is either Mexicans, Big City Liberals or Hollywood Nutjob...

Van

But see, even in good weather that patch of land in your picture there is still a barren wasteland: flat, featureless, devoid of anything worth admiring. You're an upwardly mobile, dashing derring-do sort of swashbuckling ass incubus, so why not move somewhere that's more worthy of your esteem? Tha...

Van

But see, even in good weather that patch of land in your picture there is still a barren wasteland: flat, featureless, devoid of anything worth admiring. You're an upwardly mobile, dashing derring-do sort of swashbuckling ass incubus, so why not move somewhere that's more worthy of your esteem?

Van

Well, at least you get brushfires and the occasional mudslide.

Van

Roach wrote:And another thing. This is a fucking Class Act board.

I take it Derron isn't the only noob here.

Van

Showoff.

Van

A Stephen King novel?

Van

I returned to work this past September, and what do you know? This area is still nearly all white, with very few Mexicans to be found from here to the Nevada border.

Van

Probably because I live and work here and you don't. I know how few their numbers are in these parts.

Van

Truman, looking at that photo, if that's where you live then you really need to move. What sort of grand penance are you serving that compels you to stay in such a barren wasteland?

Van

Why do you keep linking that same video to every post?

Van

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Van wrote:No freezes, blizzards, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, mudslides, brush fires, tornados, plagues of locust or any other natural disaster threats here.
No, but Mexicans. Lots of Mexicans.

In SoCal and all throughout the Central Valley, definitely. Up here in Gold Country? Not really.

Van

Uhmmm...no. Normal Little League ball, normal high school ball. Pony ball also existed back then too.

Van

Having a garage saves you from scraping snow/ice off the windshield twice a day if you park outside at work. So does not living in a freezer. Cold is merely a nuisance, nothing more. I'd rather deal with a windshield scraper than deal with hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, tornados, etc. Not that we...

Van

smackaholic wrote:I doubt anyone has ever actually died from cancer.

Van

Those straps extending off of Eddie's face form a part of the horse's kit. Weird. I met Bruce Dickenson in a hole-in-the-wall guitar store in Sepulveda, California when I was nineteen. He selected my first guitar and made the manager sell it to me at a reduced-rape cost. Dude is very short. I'm talk...

Van

It's just a baritone guitar designed to play filthily distorted Death Metal.

Van

Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Never ran across a kid who needed to be taught how to turn away from a beanball, either. Because you played little league with the butterfly chasers and play daters getti...

Van

Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Really? Yes, really. As in literally. Not once have I ever witnessed much less taken part in such a drill. You played LL for several years, right? Little League, Babe Rut...

Van

That sounds awful. You should move.

Van

Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Never ran across a kid who needed to be taught how to turn away from a beanball, either.

Van

"Twatlips!"

That was it!

Van

I'm trying to recall his Ultimate Insult, which he used to trot out whenever his panties were really in a wad. It had something to do with comparing pussy lips and your face.

He thought it the height of clever rebuke.

Van

Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for proving my point of having to teach some of them to stay in the box . A kid ducking away naturally at the first sign of a ball heading his way proves your original point that kids have to be taught to duck away? Wow, you really do suck at this. ...

Van

Spent yesterday with Katy and Brenda in San Rafael, CA., last night... Katy is actually from Michigan (sup, Mr. Magoo) and got her Bachelors degree a few years ago at Michigan. Katy is the dark haired one. http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/9c66ff29badec2ab94f99e009318fd61/l.jpg I once ...

Van

If anything, a kid is more likely to bail out of the box like a fool at the first sight of a decent curveball. You think it matters whether the ball is headed towards a guy's head or his ribs? Either way, his natural instinct is to duck away. Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for pr...

Van

No kid has ever had to be coached up on what to do to avoid getting hit in the face with a pitched baseball. Coaches don't waste time on teaching this any more than they do on teaching players how to breathe or pick their nose, and it's all a bunch of bullshit. Whether you're in your first season o...

Van

Nosing around in the backwoods of southern Oregon, Derron uncovers evidence of yet another nefarious government conspiracy that will undoubtedly lead to major shit going down... https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbq1B2875uxZWV18zxlktEPLsdroiJQmTVaxqsMYh-NuDzjxC8-g Knowing his dut...

Van

If apostrophes had chainsaws, you'd be a half-naked bimbo running blindly through the woods at night. But by all means, Coach Nightingale, please continue to regale us with breathless tales of how you've saved all the orphans from heinous fastballs-in-the-earhole injuries with your groundbreaking co...

Van

You two dumbfucks have no idea what you're talking about. You don't have to spend hours of practice time teaching this but it's wise to spend a little time in the pre-season doing it to save injuries during the season. Oh, for god's sake, just can it already. You aren't saving anybody a single inju...

Van

Again, call me crazy, but I don't think most human beings baseball players need to be taught to turn their back in order to minimize the damage of getting hit by any speeding object a pitch. It's pretty much a natural instinct. I know that no one ever specifically taught me or any of my teammates th...

Van

Manatees? Dude lives in KC. That would have to be one kickass storm drainage system.

Van

And thus, he lost his religion.

Van

kcdave wrote:
R-Jack wrote:It's funny, When I am looking for a location that allows me to hand wash my car with my own hands, home would be my top 438 options.
Not sure where you live, but most folks around here take their car to the car wash.

Again...why?

Van

Not if it involves bodily excretions, we don't. Or at least I don't, anyway.

Van

'Spray, do we even want to know what you and your friends did that so upset such a sensitive flower?

Van

Call me crazy, but I think it's entirely possible that both sides here are correct: 1. There are far too many worthless turds in this country who feel permanently entitled to things they don't deserve, and our government is more than happy to pander to them by taking from the wealthy and middle clas...

Van

Anyways, we're down by one in the last inning. Two outs with a runner at 3rd and I'm up to bat. The coach thought about pinch hitting for me but asked me and I told him, "coach, I'm going to get a hit". I wanted to beat that little punks ass. And at that time, he was a smug punk. I get up...

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