Better than letting him score a soccer goal at a Manchester United match.
Probably the last boner he ever got.
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- Sun Jan 07, 2024 5:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1407
- Views: 528884
- Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TuneTown Request Line
- Replies: 35
- Views: 178721
- Sun Jan 07, 2024 3:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rank these "grannies"
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59608
Re: Rank these "grannies"
Zyclone, is that you?
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 78201
Re: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...
Making light of death, very classy.
When do we get to call you a pedo again?
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: DP 2023
- Replies: 75
- Views: 148038
Re: DP 2023
I guess that Steve Harwell pick makes jsc an ...
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All-star.
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 78201
Re: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...
David lost his Soul.
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
- Replies: 20
- Views: 114544
- Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 547
- Views: 1046810
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Your white flag is so white, it's racist.
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bowls
- Replies: 55
- Views: 571367
Re: Bowls
Screwed probably shared it with maniac midget because he has no other friends.
- Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bowls
- Replies: 55
- Views: 571367
Re: Bowls
You are a miserable cunt.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:12 pmYou are a piece of shit.d-townmike wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:08 pm All I see is 80% nawgles suited up and most of the time they're just bitchin at each other as if they were back in "da hood."
- Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:44 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: CFP Predictions
- Replies: 21
- Views: 116338
Re: CFP Predictions
bammer didn't even score that much against a shitty Auburn team.
- Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
- Replies: 82
- Views: 77634
Re: Fat fucks thread update.
Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:33 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Bears Go Down on Aubie
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5881
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 662
- Views: 363936
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Mstool is surfing hetero websites?
Somebody check the weather in Hell.
Somebody check the weather in Hell.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 59144
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
The producers of M*A*S*H never used the laughtrack during the O.R. scenes and some entire episodes.
Most of the humor comes from Frank Burns getting dumped on because he was a humorless stupid fuckhead. Sound familiar, screwey???
Most of the humor comes from Frank Burns getting dumped on because he was a humorless stupid fuckhead. Sound familiar, screwey???
- Wed Dec 27, 2023 3:38 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Christmas Dinner
- Replies: 9
- Views: 15098
Re: Christmas Dinner
Rubbed it down with salt and pepper only.
4.7 lb. roast took 2.5 hours at a cook temp of 240ish.
130 internal temp.
4.7 lb. roast took 2.5 hours at a cook temp of 240ish.
130 internal temp.
- Wed Dec 27, 2023 2:04 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Christmas Dinner
- Replies: 9
- Views: 15098
Re: Christmas Dinner
Cooked my rib roast in the smoker.
Too easy and sooooo good.
Too easy and sooooo good.
- Tue Dec 26, 2023 8:12 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Quality posters of CFB posted here....
- Replies: 47
- Views: 46240
Re: Quality posters of CFB posted here....
Just saw that.
Even the sideline chick seemed annoyed.
Even the sideline chick seemed annoyed.
- Tue Dec 26, 2023 2:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Boxing Day
- Replies: 13
- Views: 29945
Re: Happy Boxing Day
Don't forget the blood pudding eating Brits.
- Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
- Replies: 38
- Views: 174231
Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Watched Home Alone, Lost in New York yesterday.
It's better than the first one because of the cameo of our greatest president ever.
Yay Trump!!!
It's better than the first one because of the cameo of our greatest president ever.
Yay Trump!!!
- Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
- Replies: 8
- Views: 22886
Re: Earl Gets Revenge
What the hell does her leaving have to do with Screw being a sniveling coward?
- Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
- Replies: 8
- Views: 22886
Re: Earl Gets Revenge
You're a cuck, we get it.
- Sun Dec 24, 2023 1:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
- Replies: 8
- Views: 22886
Earl Gets Revenge
Laura Lynch of the Dixie Chicks, deader than he is from sudden impact at 65.
- Sat Dec 23, 2023 12:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
- Replies: 34
- Views: 166885
Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
In The States for two weeks.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
- Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 20
- Views: 53445
- Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
- Replies: 1186
- Views: 275211
Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed.
Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/ ... index.html
I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with.
Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/ ... index.html
I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with.
- Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2024 Florida Gators
- Replies: 20
- Views: 40108
Re: 2024 Florida Gators
we
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- Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2024 Florida Gators
- Replies: 20
- Views: 40108
- Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 20
- Views: 53445
Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Do they still throw a handful of greasy fries into the bag so you feel better about paying too much?
- Sat Dec 16, 2023 6:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Screwy's tennis thread
- Replies: 8
- Views: 15474
Re: Screwy's tennis thread
Nobody cares.
- Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, We're Waiting
- Replies: 3
- Views: 4600
Well, We're Waiting
Reindeer seem to be on a bender again.
- Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How do you WORDLE?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 38062
Re: How do you WORDLE?
I've been starting with THOSE this week.
Try it out.
Try it out.
- Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
- Replies: 76
- Views: 18209
Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
I didn't know Jack played for cal.
- Wed Dec 13, 2023 5:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brooklyn Eight-Six
- Replies: 6
- Views: 14714
Brooklyn Eight-Six
Andre Braugher, dead at 61
Frank Pembleton was a badass.
Frank Pembleton was a badass.
- Tue Dec 12, 2023 12:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paper Tomb
- Replies: 16
- Views: 33801
Re: Paper Tomb
Good enough to make you think he was Jon Voight?
- Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paper Tomb
- Replies: 16
- Views: 33801
Re: Paper Tomb
Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...
- Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paper Tomb
- Replies: 16
- Views: 33801
Re: Paper Tomb
What's Up, Death?
- Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Long Gone Posters
- Replies: 202
- Views: 849830
Re: Long Gone Posters
Pastor Bob Tilton
Waitman Wade Beorne
sixpackdan
Waitman Wade Beorne
sixpackdan
- Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:38 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Carson, WTF?!?!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1850
Re: Carson, WTF?!?!
Guess notSudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:29 pm Bama’s gonna have to roll your Tigers by 50 to gain any ground!
- Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
- Replies: 1186
- Views: 275211
Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Hunter Biden must be a closet Republican.
Only Republicans cheat on taxes, right?
Only Republicans cheat on taxes, right?