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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which relative got drunk at thanksgiving?
Replies: 28
Views: 1744

so therefore features frequernt visits by the Dinsidrinker. Why do you hate your liver so much? The terrorists have w... a fuck it. Seriously, T & P. T& P, bro. The board mourns along with you. No more Brady Clark peeing stories.... <---- insert one of those sadface thingies.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which relative got drunk at thanksgiving?
Replies: 28
Views: 1744

A quick visual shows NO topics started by you on the front page of T1B. Wow! You are quite observant!! <--- Exclamation Points Did you also notice the inordinate number of tards who have authored topics on the front page? idratherdieifihadhisgenes, mountedbyelevenmen, jack, lrt tr2, justcrushedbyre...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which relative got drunk at thanksgiving?
Replies: 28
Views: 1744

Trampis wrote:Care to elaborate a bit.
:meds:

I have a question for you:

A man is rushed to a hospital's ER. The doctor looks down at the man and says, "I can operate on this man, he is my husband."

Who is the doctor?

A.) Doogie Howser
2.) Some broad
D.) Trampis a dumb, humorless cunt
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Muzzie gets over on nog
Replies: 22
Views: 1615

Kenyatta Calhoun got just what he deserved. Too bad the other two didn't get taken out also. I can hear Kenyatta's mommy crying now that he didn't deserrve to die for this. BULLSHIT! I'd be more impressed if his daddy showed up at the funeral. More impressed than... what ? Given the context of the ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Roughing The Passer
Replies: 7
Views: 349

I agree there needs to be degrees. Btw, speaking of retards... last night Kornholer brought his worst game of the year to the table (and that's saying something!) and Kimmel in the booth made for the worst MNF broadcast... Ever. Bring back Dennis Miller. Bring back Boomer Esiason. Do... something !!...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Roughing The Passer
Replies: 7
Views: 349

I can't remember who I heard say it, but a modification of the rule to be like a facemask (5 or 15) allows the ref to protect the QB, but also not always have to jack a guy for 15. Doesn't an incidental facemask carry just a 5 yard penalty (no automatic 1st)? If so, I doubt that would be enough to ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jack -- your thoughts on the Sox spending 51.1 MILLION!!!!!?
Replies: 12
Views: 1164

BTW it seems like Manny and the rest of his 2nd highest contract in sports history is about to get sent to the West Coast. I thought the 2nd highest was Jeter... or are you talking dollars/year (20 mil)? Regardless... the Rangers picked up 67 of the 179 remaining million dollars as part of the Pay-...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American sport comes to the UK
Replies: 16
Views: 1546

Nishlord wrote:Would you like to come in my car and look at some puppies?
Sounds like a line one would use on little boys. Pederast.
Nishlord wrote:takeless.
Says the useless cunt whose posts consist of links to UK news stories... and nothing else.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jack -- your thoughts on the Sox spending 51.1 MILLION!!!!!?
Replies: 12
Views: 1164

As always... an epic retort. Face it, dipshit... the Sux will prove in the offseason that they have some pretty decent revenue streams as well. Not quite the Yankees, but they have way more money than the 28 other teams. Fifty one million dollars just to talk to some guy. In the history of the world...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The first XMAS gift I'm already returning
Replies: 13
Views: 480

Trampis wrote:
Cueball wrote:I hear those Dutch Ovens works well
I've got one of those.
Do ya? :meds:

On the mornings that I am in a giving mood, I give the wife a Dutch Oven. Nothing like that morning toot to start the day.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I know these are ugly...
Replies: 22
Views: 1031

Dinsdale wrote:are one and the same.

RACK any and all Sissyroo pile-ons.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is wrong with drivers?!
Replies: 31
Views: 6411

My ride was tripping balls when I rolled into the video game area. My chair started going crazy like a low rider in a Dr. Dre video. RACK! Btw -- I'd recommend attaching an orange flag to your ride. People may notice you a little better and might not cut you off so much. Then again, you are a freak...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6295

Not a huge fan of the show, Bri. I think I caught it once all year. The Steelers were getting SHUT THE FUCK OUT out on MNF...

~real yawner~

...and I decided to switch channels.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6295

BSmack wrote:
OCmike wrote:It's because of people like you that shows like "Two and a Half Men" are on the air.
That's a show?

I suggest you tune in. You can totally identify with the Jon Cryer character. He plays a total zero in his late 30s/early 40s who has a warped sense of reality.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Frank "the fuckin" Tank!
Replies: 27
Views: 1138

Let's go back to the original point, shall we, as we've seen to have gotten off topic. You were preaching restraint before making a determination on Gore. I implied that was rather hypocritical of you based upon your totally "unbiased" opinions on Roethlisberger after less than 20 NFL game...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Frank "the fuckin" Tank!
Replies: 27
Views: 1138

I'm sorry, I mised the part where I said that he was an HOF QB. Could that be because I DIDN'T SAY IT? Again... you were pimping him as one of the most widely recognized, and certainly, one of the league's best players. Why else would you throw out this stat?: Highest QB rating in the NFL What's hi...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Frank "the fuckin" Tank!
Replies: 27
Views: 1138

Google? Don't mind if I do: Highest QB rating in the NFL. Higher than both Mannings, Palmer, and whoever the fuck you root for. At the time ... you were pimping BOTH his skills AND how widely he was recognized. I will give you this much, today , there aren't too many people who haven't heard of him....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6295

I never liked Sienfeld for the simple reason that there was not a single character on that show that I would have given the time of day to in real life . They were simply four intensely dislikable characters with little to no redeeming qualities ever . That was their appeal . It's a TV show, dumbfu...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:47 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jack -- your thoughts on the Sox spending 51.1 MILLION!!!!!?
Replies: 12
Views: 1164

That's great... my post had everything to do with how much the Sux will be spending after the 2006 season has ended and you post a link to 06 salaries. You never fail to disappoint. You always bring it** to every thread. ** See also, helmet and drool cup The facts I posted are still incontrevertible...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Frank "the fuckin" Tank!
Replies: 27
Views: 1138

If he's still around in 4 years, then the 9ers got one of the all time great steals. Funny stuff, from Mr. Put Big Ben in Canton less than 20 games into his NFL career. I seem to recall you classifying Roethlisberger as an elite NFL player early in the 05-06 season. I don't recall the exact quote.....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 3 Jokes...
Replies: 4
Views: 181

Here's how I rated your jokes, Jack:

3 Wheels
3 Wheels
4 Wheels


Congratulations, Jack. This post earned a perfect "10" on my scroll wheel system.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: this chick I know wants boobs..
Replies: 36
Views: 1007

I gotta RACK Dins on his effort in this thread. A couple of outright "LOLs" and one "Now Dat's What I'm Talkin' Bout!". Well done. Courtesy RACK to Luther as well. Will I really be looking forward to ESPN OCHO expanding their line-up of fishing shows 30 years from now? Da Horrah.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: this chick I know wants boobs..
Replies: 36
Views: 1007

This is also key, because you can use their name in "conversation," which they love to hear. After I bed them, I use their names. Slut. Whore. Etc. And you're right. They do love hearing it. Damn, dude. You're just getting a name, not a gold band. In case you missed it: You have much to l...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: this chick I know wants boobs..
Replies: 36
Views: 1007

Fake tits are gnarly, so might as well hang them on one of them fugly bitches. I beg to differ. It all depends on the job. In my career, I've nailed 3 bitches with fake titties. One had an amazing job. 800 CCs and 9 grand later, they were perfect. One was... ehhh, not bad. They looked deece in cand...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone ever seen 'After Hours'?
Replies: 12
Views: 928

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:What problem?

I dunno. Who are you again?


Pass the potatoes, you greedy bastard!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Anybody "Livid" Outside of Denver
Replies: 12
Views: 383

Re: Anybody "Livid" Outside of Denver

Fuck the Broncos and their outrage. It was a spike play to kill the clock, there was pretty much no or little contact between the O and D lines because all knew Plummer was spiking the ball . Ever since Marino made the Fake Spike famous in 1994, it's become a part of every team's playbook. Never as...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: urban meyer = wanker
Replies: 28
Views: 1549

I still think Meyer should not be crying about the BCS until his team has defeated FSU. Totally agree and add Arkansas. If they win their last two and don't make it, maybe then cry. Then again... if he cries in advance, his team may move up in the coach's poll, and subsequently, the BCS rankings.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone ever seen 'After Hours'?
Replies: 12
Views: 928

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:but I smoked a lot of weed in my life and my brain doesn't always work right.

I've smoked very little dope in my day, and yet, I experience the same problem! A lot. :lol:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone ever seen 'After Hours'?
Replies: 12
Views: 928

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Michele Pfieffer.

Either I don't "get the joke" or you're mistaken. I don't recall her being in this film (one of Scorcese's worst, btw.)
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: urban meyer = wanker
Replies: 28
Views: 1549

Michigan lost to OSU by 3 - UF lost to Auburn by 10. I wouldn't have a problem with UF playing in the national title game should they win out. Gators lone loss was due largely in part to a very questionable fumble call on Leak. Down 1 pt with 9 and a half minutes left in the game, they would have h...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 5138

so the bet is whether Cutler plays or not...... yeah I'm in...... What if one team is getting blown out and Cutler sees garbage time? What if Plummer throws for 400 yds and breaks his ankle with 2 minutes left in the game? What if Plummer gets sacked, has the wind knocked out of him, and has to mis...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: this chick I know wants boobs..
Replies: 36
Views: 1007

I think most people are basing their votes on who is the ugliest. The top 3 vote getters are nasty ass bitches.

I did the opposite and chose #76.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 5138

Agreed....the Jake The Fake era ends here in KC tomorrow night. We WILL see Jay Cutler in this game. I dunno, Pauly... Everything I've seen and heard has been it's Jake's job until the end of the year. It would be one thing if Denver were out of the hunt, but they make the playoffs if the season en...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jack -- your thoughts on the Sox spending 51.1 MILLION!!!!!?
Replies: 12
Views: 1164

Ken, get your facts straight before posting. I think the facts are pretty evident: The Sux have the highest payroll of any World Series winning team. Ever. The Sux will be spending over $100 million more than the average MLB team in 2007. Your incessant whining about the Yankees payroll makes you l...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 12
Replies: 16
Views: 777

KC (-1) $99
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 5138

I think, Green, with another week of practice under his belt will be much improved, LJ will be LJ, and the Broncos will do what they normally do when they play at Arrowhead... lose. I believe the home team has won 8 in a row in this rivalry. Oh yeah... Plumber turns the ball over 4 times (3 int and ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 5138

C'mon ucantbringANYgoodsmack, surely you can do better than the old and tired fat jokes. Tighten it up, Junior. I highly doubt someone has used the Super Dome line before, Paul. But thank you for reminding me not to limit myself to the obvious fat jokes when you've provided the forum with such a la...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 5138

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:WOW....I don't whether to be HONORED or SCARED to be rattling around in Coods' dome that much. :lol:

Do the Saints play in same place you've taken up residence = The SuperDome??? It's about the only place your fat ass could comfortably fit.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5848

What risks have you ever taken to preserve "that which you hold dear"? I think he once nailed some skank whore even though he'd run out of sheaths... That's a pretty risky act to preserve the freedom to stick his cock in any hole he deems fuckable no matter what STD he might contract. I m...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how a cheerleader's eating disorder begins
Replies: 86
Views: 4419

PSUFAN wrote:Sue Bird called. She said that her career is winding down, so UCan't can have his testicles back.
I'd take you seriously if the post preceding yours wasn't about unkempt dimeholes. Irony, thy name is PSUSKIDMARK.

RACK YOU!

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