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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::
Replies: 32
Views: 1161

Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::

http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=170729&srvc=art The Sux will be paying 14 million/year for DL Drew and 9 million/year for Julio fucking Lugo. :lol: DL Drew is a fucking baby and averages about 120 games played , 20 HR, and 70 RBI for his cancer, errr, career. DL will be p...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
Replies: 86
Views: 4506

Did you even smackcheck that take? Funny stuff. Coming from you, that is. In the NFL Forum there's a top 5/botton 5 thread. I think you'd be hard pressed to find one person who wouldn't place you in their bottom 5 worst posters. Maybe, just maybe ... you're a horrible fucking poster. Seriously. I h...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8268

You can bet than when he does quit, he'll stay quit...and NASCAR entries are wholly unlikely. Maybe if the Skins weren't dry-fucked by a meddling, shit-for-brains owner, Gibbs would be winning Super Bowls the way his drivers win Neckcar Championships. Or... maybe his coaching ideas are outdated as ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......
Replies: 31
Views: 2612

BSmack wrote:So in between stealing Grogan jerseys for crack money you're a world traveler?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Then again, if you think the wealthiest state in America is a shithole, neither do you.

:lol:


Have fun in vacationing in Allentown, loser....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......
Replies: 31
Views: 2612

Pederast in Seattle wrote:The DMV pays for shit and I can only afford day trips to the nearest playground as a vacation... foggy weather permitting.
This FTFY stuff rocks, huh?

:meds:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......
Replies: 31
Views: 2612

As opposed to whatever shithole in Connecticut you live in? First of all, I don't live in CT. Secondly, I'm pretty sure it's the wealthiest state in the country... so I look forward to further discourse on what you define as a shithole. Lastly, I plan trips to nice places. Not Fucksburgh, PA. In th...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......
Replies: 31
Views: 2612

Comet wrote:They're real, and they're magnificancient.


Wow. That sounds really old. Or nice. I'm not sure.



Btw:
Teri Hatcher on an episode of Seinfeld once wrote:They're real, and they're spectacular.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Casa D' Ice Restaurant......
Replies: 31
Views: 2612

I'll have to put that place on my to visit list for next spring's trip to Pittsburgh. You actually plan trips to Pittsburgh? :lol: Here's something oft overheard outside of PA: There's nothing like springtime in Pittsburgh. The acid rain really rocks. I can't wait. You lead a very pathetic life.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Grossman is a fraud who needs to be benched
Replies: 4
Views: 466

Log on to the wrong board?


Can someone drop this steaming pile of rhino shit off at .Net on their way out?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Bolts flexed...
Replies: 2
Views: 132

mvscal wrote:Gotta wonder how the NFL sold this concept to CBS and Fox, though.
I think it went like this:

"Either take it up the ass as per the new contract or we'll find another network willing to do so."
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Top Five and Bottom Five
Replies: 172
Views: 9384

T REX wrote:No....you ate the pony.

Is that supposed to be fat smack? Good gawd. That sailed wide right.

If it'd been a Clydesdale or something... maybe. But... a pony?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Bolts flexed...
Replies: 2
Views: 132

Oh no! This is a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Season tickets holders are cancelling for 2007 as we speak. Empty seats will abound. Merriman will eat children due to uncontrollable roid rage! Untold millions will be adversely affected by this. Da horrah! Da horrah!



Sin,
BeSmacked
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Seau's forearm
Replies: 11
Views: 387

For siging a one day contract w/ the Chargers, making them hold a press conferemce, going on a 45 minute rant on how he was so great and then 3 days later he un-retires and signs w/ the Pats. Fuck that guy. If Belichick never pushed so hard to get him, dude would have stayed retired. I think he hon...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Larry Johnson -- RACIST?
Replies: 13
Views: 493

Larry Johnson -- RACIST?

Anyone see the horse shit this dude was shoveling on HBO's Inside The NFL?? I guess I can understand relating to a black coach if you both grew up in South Central and lived with the threat of drugs, gang bangers, etc, etc. I am pretty sure LJ grew up in a lily white neighborhood in the mountains of...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rack this new rule!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1783

To go one step further, you said that those tickets would "more than likely" be bought up. This is a debate about ticket sales as it relates to the Steelers "box office", not the amount of people who are no-shows. Apples and oranges.... Well not this time they weren't, and we're...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rack this new rule!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1783

Not if the Steelers-Saints game that was flexed to 4:00 a few weeks ago is any indication. For the first time in recent memory, I saw empty seats at Hines Field for a game that was "sold out" before training camp. A shit team led by a shittier QB is going in the tank and you saw empty sea...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Closer Look At The Global Warming Deniers
Replies: 26
Views: 1379

Yup dittotards' pathetic (and faggy) diversion from their inability to handle the facts. So I'd say, yep, exactly as he would have predicted. Whenever I troll, I always grade myself on how many I replies I get vs how many replies I make. Whenever a topic of mine derails into me being virtually igno...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rack this new rule!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1783

What remains to be seen is how season ticket sales will hold up after ticket holders get "flexed" on two weeks notice and what kind of impact this will have on long distance fan support. I highly doubt there will be any adverse affects on the hard core fan base. Most season ticket holders...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Closer Look At The Global Warming Deniers
Replies: 26
Views: 1379

Justa Heel wrote:Rack LTS for making the dittoheads melt, as usual.

I know!!! This thread turned into a SFAF/Reindeer discussion... exactly as he planned it.


RACK him.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rack this new rule!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1783

How this is supposed to be in the long term good of the game completely escapes me. Simple. Like any sport, the NFL knows it's damned near impossible to lose many from their hard core fan base.... no matter how badly they screw them. Whatever irate fans they lose in the flex scheduling process, the...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Closer Look At The Global Warming Deniers
Replies: 26
Views: 1379

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dude has been posting the same four lines for the past seven years. Talk about fucking staying in character.

Back in SC3, I got him to flame with me for all of about 5 posts. Never figured out who the owner was, but I remember he was funny... even "out of character."
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: My first real sports bet....
Replies: 5
Views: 308

Re: My first real sports bet....

BlindRef wrote:This doesn't seem that hard.
It is. Put your career as senior fry-o-later technician on hold and become a professional handicapper. You are money.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 13
Replies: 25
Views: 1075

NE -13.5 ($99)
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:14 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Well, since I had already posted the answer and you didn't like it, I gave another answer. I made you give another answer, faggot. You were ready to give up. This reminds me of the time my g/f walked in on me banging some other whore. Saw it with her own two eyes. Less than 24 hours later, I had he...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

I've found it's usually a bad idea to question the entire CFB collective here when it comes to the finer points of CFB...just sayin'. These folks ain't pretending. JSC doesn't count. Dude is a bitch of the highest caliber and had all but given up... or did you miss this fetal position wimper::: The...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:23 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Jsc810 wrote:You mean this part?
Uhm, no he doesn't.

:meds:

Good thing you have Killian around to save you. What you posted doesn't reference provisions A-C. Guess I should have scrolled further.
Jsc810 wrote:Isn't it fun when someone KTOA? :lol:
Isn't it?

:giggle:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:56 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

But what do I know? Jack fucking shit. http://www.bcsfootball.org/bcsfb/eligibility 3. If a bowl loses a host team to the NCG, then such bowl shall select a replacement team from among the automatic-qualifying teams and the at-large teams before any other selections are made. If two bowls lose host...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Killian wrote:Bolding words and making them bigger always gets the point across. Great job!
Please remember that this is the CFB forum where CFB is discussed. So, have fun contributing to the CFB discussion.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:05 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Being ranked #5 isn't enough for you? Try again, assclown. They are closer to being the number 5 team.... in their own conference ... than a legitimate #5 ranking. If Florida beats Ark, no way they shouldn't play Michigan in the Rose Bowl. They'd have a higher BCS ranking and they beat LSU 23-10 ea...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Inconvenient Truth
Replies: 96
Views: 5780

Jerkovich wrote:Reading comprehension isn't on of your strong suites.

:lol:


Out of all the sentences to totally dry-fuck....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Wouldn't it be nice. You know what would be nice... you putting the poms-poms down for a second and rationalizing why LSU deserves to be in any Rose Bowl discussion. At all. Perhaps in between you and TTBennifer painting each other's toenails and giving each other bukkake facials (at the... "s...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Britney Spears exposes her "trouser flounder" (!!)
Replies: 40
Views: 3324

Derron wrote:Melt and rant much Cumslinger.
Are you... new here? It's... what he does.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

We look forward to you discussing CFB. As do I, my friend. Do you mind if my wife posts here too? She and Bennifer can mix in pad vs tampon discussions while the men post about football. :meds: Anyways... I'd be pissed if I were Florida. When they beat Arkansas and still get left out of the BCS tit...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:45 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

Killian wrote:And we're not really fond of trolls.

I am not a "troll", Killian. Check yourself.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to Rose Bowl
Replies: 38
Views: 1710

TenTallBen wrote:to a planned trip to Arizona for the wife and I to spend a weekend at the spa.
To the... spa??? Good gawd, Bennifer, please see your primary care physician ASAP and have him write you a script for two testicles.

Enjoy your facial and foot massage, faggot.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AIDS moving up to #3!!
Replies: 27
Views: 2623

Jack wrote:Throughout this thread... noone answered the question.
I've noticed that tard's threads often get hijacked. I think JTR is taken more seriously around here than you are. Sorry.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Muzzie gets over on nog
Replies: 22
Views: 1605

'm not sure there's enough money in the world to get me to go bumping up and down Lombard at 3AM(not that I haven't done it....not-so-good times). Lombard, Fesenden, Woolsey...take your pick...I ain't going there late at night. Fucking lawless. It's been my experience that the only white boyz bumpi...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Cutler is new qb in denver
Replies: 61
Views: 5158

Bubby Brister Not even the worst Steelers starting QB of the last 30 years. That would be a tie between David Woodley and Cliff Stoudt. Attaboy, 4-putt... Cuda lists a bunch of duds who played for the Donks over the years and you come up with some gay-assed opinion relating the Steelers???? Do you ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AIDS moving up to #3!!
Replies: 27
Views: 2623

Re: AIDS moving up to #3!!

mvscal wrote:
Jack wrote:LONDON
Pure, 100% bullshit.

Look at the source, mv... dumbassed Limeys listed chronic halitosis as the #4 killer a quarter of a century from now.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American sport comes to the UK
Replies: 16
Views: 1546

Do you see what I just did? Oh... oh.... I know this one!! Expose yourself for the dysfunctional fuck that you really are? Look chooch, the next time the UK makes an Edisonian breakthrough... like the chew stick , drop us a link. That would be a hoot. I post links to news sites because, like Alexan...

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