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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7085

Cicero wrote:When I took the pic I wasnt posing like I would be for the family xmas photo.
Right... your tongue would be massaging your life partner's dimehole if it were.

~shudder~
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:22 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7085

Posture? Yes, posture. And yours is terrible. I've seen idiot juice-boys like you who have the same pathetic posture.... you're all hunched forward. Lemme guess, juice-boy... you work your chest/arms 3 times week and don't work your back for shit. I've seen plenty of morons like you who think they ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: LaDainian Tomlinson
Replies: 37
Views: 1935

Jsc810 wrote:Brees is after a Super Bowl trophy. ;)

And LT isn't?



.net called... they want their faggoty wink emoticon back, you good-for-nothing dumpster-cunt.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe 420's Post had merit - Was Kim's Death Murder ?
Replies: 59
Views: 3705

Ingse Bodil wrote:I have other thoughts about it, but I'm not ready to type them yet.

Who gives a fuck?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: LaDainian Tomlinson
Replies: 37
Views: 1935

He is already the MVP. There is no discussion. Brees needs to average about 350 yards/game (for the last 3) to break Marino's record, lead a team that was 3-13 last year to having a first round bye this year... and there's NO DISCUSSION? Are you high? Granted, I'd give it to LT too... but 5,000+ ya...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dolphins- 21, Patriots- ZERO
Replies: 2
Views: 262

Re: Dolphins- 21, Patriots- ZERO

Care to explain THAT one? I know everyone has injuries... ... but when you're missing your starting RB, both safeties, a corner, a MLB, 2 starting OL, your punter (think 10 less net yards of field position every time you punt), and factor in that you have one of worst receiving cores in the NFL, a ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 14
Replies: 23
Views: 988

wASH (-1) $99
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

ChargerMike wrote:
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Thanks for proving my point about retards being unable to recognize their own stupidity.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING! Photos of Gee's Bend, Alabama
Replies: 36
Views: 2264

Good to see you know something, Bri.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING! Photos of Gee's Bend, Alabama
Replies: 36
Views: 2264

Sudden Sam wrote:Them's grits, boy.
Why kind of grits? Instant... or regular?

Did you purchase them at the Sack 'O Suds?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

BSmack wrote:The Bills obviously informed their fans that the last two home games against the Jags and Chargers were also 4:15 tilts... when they in fact were 1:00 starts. Ticket sales were dramatically affected.

Thanks for clearing that up. I'd sue the Bills if I were a Buffalo fan. The nerve!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

It is called logical induction. You see, it goes like this... I know plenty of Bills season ticket holders. And to a man, they said that if the game was being held at 4:00, they would not go. That is great, dipshit. Now go ahead and explain to me why the last two games at The Ralph against the Jags...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

Headhunter wrote:you might want to back away yourself and look to see.

Dude doesn't let facts get in the way of presenting a fucked up and totally flawed argument. Why would he start know?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

BSmack wrote:Maybe if you backed away for a minute, you might see the whole picture.
Oh yeah... yeah. I get it now.

I can't see the forest because of all of the steaming piles of rhino trees that you shit in the way.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

It not only can act to reduce ticket sales (as it did this week in Buffalo). Link? Can you offer up anything in the way of proof that? No, dipshit, you cannot. The facts are, you dumb motherfucker, Buffalo has come up at least 7K short of a sell out in their two home games preceeding the Miami game...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

Yea, apparently Dave is. Otherwise he wouldn't be giving flex scheduling a pass while railing at the exclusivity of the NFL Network. You've got to be the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. There you go again... connecting the dots in an assinine manner. Maybe, dipshit, he was just ragging on you...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

If he doesn't understand that the NFL network's battle with Time Warner and flexible scheduling are both caused by insatiable greed Link to where anyone has debated this??? The NFL isn't changing the Sunday schedule around and adding games on Thursdays and Saturdays for our benefit. It's to generat...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2006 Office "Holiday" Party thread
Replies: 20
Views: 1169

I'm guessing my annual review next month will go quite well. You must have forgotten to tell us about the part where you have some sort of damning evidence of an affair or something. From what you posted, it appears you have a picture of two people sitting in a car. Big fucking deal. If I were him,...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8:57 MST............?
Replies: 33
Views: 815

BSmack wrote:How about I tell you to eat a fat dick?
Epic retort.

:meds:

Although... after the beating you took in the Bills vs Dolphins thread, I'm not surprised this is the best you have to offer.

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Stay down.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2006 Office "Holiday" Party thread
Replies: 20
Views: 1169

The consulting firm I work for is having its 20th Anniversary Party next Saturday at the JFK Library. Black tie optional affair. It will not suck. Normally our Christmas Party begins on a Friday at 11:00 a.m. Work** for a few hours, walk across the street to the harbor, and then have the rest of the...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: White Sox give up yet another pitcther..
Replies: 8
Views: 563

PrimeX wrote:I'd rather have Pettitte back.

He'll be wearing pinstripes next year... along with Clemens. Steinbrenner plans on assembling the best pitching staff of all-time in 1997.
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Oh wait... it's gonna be 2007 next year, huh?

Sucks for him.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

Maybe... just maybe, Bills fans aren't showing up to the games the last month or so. Maybe, just maybe, the flex schedule has nothing to do with anything. Maybe it's just a recurring theme the last month or so. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?s=02d383cd719d413897803e88925e4e08&sho...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

The league had the game slated for a later start for only one day: The NFL has moved the December 17 game between the Dolphins and the Bills back to 1:00 p.m. EST, a day after shifting the game to 4:05 p.m. EST . Let me get this straight. It's your opinion that people heard about the news the day th...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

That means that paid attendance for the Bills- Dolphins game is guaranteed to be HIGHER than the paid attendance last week. You're making my point. How does this help your argument that flex scheduling and its later start times keep fans away? Unflexed game = 63K Flexed game "where fans get fu...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::
Replies: 32
Views: 1169

The Peavy rumor is an old one, my friend. The Lester news on Tuesday pretty much signaled the end of a possible Manny trade for a top flight starter. I agree... The Drew signing actually bolsters the argument for Manny staying. If DL stays healthy, that'd make a deece 3-4-5, not to mention, L-R-L. I...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Montreal for New Year's.
Replies: 19
Views: 647

Does that come in Light?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

The point is self evident. I agree. The point is, you're useless when it comes to effectively debating a topic. You intimated that tix sales to this week's game were being hurt by flex scheduling. I point out how the week before, with the Chargers and LT in town, there was 10.5K empty seats at The ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BTW,
Replies: 4
Views: 275

I remember that day, Dec 7, 1941, vividly
I had just gotten accepted to SUNY
When over the radio they interrupted
my normal Green Hornet broadcast
with the news that the Japs had
bombed us. That WAS a crazy day!!!!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

Okay... I get it. Bills Fan shows up regardless of how poorly the team is performing. . . . . . Again, I ask you. Why is this relevant? I know you're not a fan of flex scheduling. Wasn't this thread supposed to be about... let me see here... what was the exact quote? Oh yeah!::: "Yet another ex...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Montreal for New Year's.
Replies: 19
Views: 647

BSmack wrote:I'd recommend a trip the Biodome.

Will Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin be there to greet me?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

Okay. I will play along.

Why is that fact relevant?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Montreal for New Year's.
Replies: 19
Views: 647

PSU -- from what I can remember, most of the ladies I saw were hotties. I guess we only went to the "high class" establishments where they shunned the Euro-Pit customs.



Bri -- the wife and I are headed there for a long weekend.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck
Replies: 17
Views: 628

Re: Bills-Dolphins game scheduling clusterfuck

As it is, the game may not sell out anyway. Last reports have 7,000 tickets remaining out of a total of 75,000. Which are now going to sell even slower because its going to take a few days for word of the change back to a 1:00 start time to filter through the community. Maybe it won't sell out beca...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Montreal for New Year's.
Replies: 19
Views: 647

Nice attempt at being disingenuous, PSU.

I am pretty sure 21 was the legal drinking age back in America in 1987... at what age did you get venture into your first strip club?

On second thought... I could give two shits about your first Chippendale's G-string stuffing experience.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Montreal for New Year's.
Replies: 19
Views: 647

Headed to Montreal for New Year's.

What is up, assclowns? I haven't been there since I turned 18 and roadied to see me some titties. Very mature, I know. Anyways... since my whole trip consisted of getting as drunk as I could for 3 straight days, I don't really remember much about what the city has to offer. Yes, I've checked out Wik...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs you had as a "kid" ??
Replies: 65
Views: 3876

I apologize for being busy at work and not fully explaining myself. BOGO on Metamucil at GNC? Do you really think we're sitting here waiting for you to weigh in on every God-damned topic? Take your time. Formulate a cogent take. Wait a day or two. Type up that one sentence you struggled so hard wit...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:07 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::
Replies: 32
Views: 1169

Manny for Peavy on the horizon? The Sox don't need a starter. Lester's cancer is in full remission and they're close to signing Dice Gay Mat Zu Cocka. Lester, Dice Man, Schilling, Beckett, and Papelbon are your starting 5. Wakefield is the back-up plan in case someone gets hurt. Additionally... wor...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: My heart....I think it just stopped.
Replies: 2
Views: 495

Re: My heart....I think it just stopped.

battery chucka' one wrote:I think my hands are going numb, too. My eyes are blinking and all I see is a bright white light. Is this it?

Make the internet happy and just die already....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs you had as a "kid" ??
Replies: 65
Views: 3876

Cicero wrote:I was lucky enough to not have to work until my first summer after College. I worked at GNC.
Let me get this straight. Your "degree" from Duke was good enough to net you a job in retail?


:lol:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:23 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::
Replies: 32
Views: 1169

Neely8 wrote:Led them to their first World Series title in 86 years?

he did? what did he hit? how well did he pitch?


manny ramirez was mvp of that series and he was signed before lil theo showed up. face it, the majority of theo's moves have been dreadful since taking over as gm.

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