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ADAM

Only in Philly baby......

Speaking of which.....I see a Steak & Cheese in my future.......

Seriously, we gotta guy down here that worked at Gino's
If any of you fucks come to St. Augustine, try "South of Philly"

Good fucking bread
Great fucking people.....

Late....

ADAM

Damn, I was thinking Cali-For-Nia vent into za drinkunpoopin............

bad false alarm Fu........

ADAM

I could kick myself in the ass for not saving these cards....

Johnny Bench
Nolan Ryan
Reggie Jackson
Rolly Fingers
A.J. Foytt
Evil Kneievel
Parnelli Jones
Dan Marino
John Elway

And many others.........

Hind-sight is always 20/20...

ADAM

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/china-s-elephant-man-4210/Videos/06684_00#tab-Videos/06684_00 http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGC/StaticFiles/Images/Show/42xx/421x/4210_chinas-elephant-man-11_04700300.JPG [/quote] I was going to watch that Nat Geo show too.....I'm cer...

ADAM

http://slog.cstv.com/runandshoot/BCS-ShelleySmith.jpg http://slog.cstv.com/postingup/Final4-ShelleySmith.jpg Years back, when I used to work in the restaurant biz.... We had a name for chicks who went for "the Joker" look.... One word..... "SPACKLE" Funny thing was, those broads...

ADAM

Should I eject before your ass gets all bent out of shape?

Or can I pile on while the Wings stomp your Penguin ass ?

Just for effect.....I was educated in raping your pc as well

ADAM

PSUFAN wrote:Dude, get together with Toddowen and get fucking busy already. RIP in advance...

You only live once Nittan.... err Nancy pussycat

Can Paternos glasses get any bigger?

Or can your pansy ass get any smaller, much like your broke ass state?

ADAM

Now as I clear the tears from my laughing eyes..... Recruiting offices and or seargants nor any non com are NOT permitted under federal law to carry firearms on or near the premises of aforementioned buildings Courthouses Police Stations (CIty or County) Jails Bars Banks Airports Wanna try me again ...

ADAM

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: US Marshals need to protect the Army?

I just about wasted 12 ounces of cold Miller High Life ...............

ADAM

If I threw up anymore I'd be inside out

Now, if that was a poodle.......

Toy of course

Makes my dick feel ginormous!

Man, I can't even wrap my head around someone fucking a dog.....
Guess I'm not European enough

ADAM

I tried to find a monkey fucking a football.....

All I got was Jeff George .....

Then I tried "completely fucking a football"

Result= Brett Favre

I love Google!

ADAM

I just got back from my local stogie haunt,

Had to turn Michelle my super cool Guinness wench
onto that Uke playing fool!

That Brit loved it!

WAR ARSENAL!

ADAM

We're basically fucked for the next 3.75 years..........

I knew there was a reason I should've joined the Legion.......

ADAM

mvscal wrote:Try again in English someday. You're a mess.

Sprekenzie Deutsch?

ADAM

Left Seater wrote:
Again, why the uneven coverage media?

We're living in a biased world......

Truth sucks & the hippies are afraid of truth....

Kim Jong Ill is simply building a big rocket powered wiener to prove that
AMERICANS HAVE WAY BIGGER WANGS THAN ANY GREASY YELLOW BASTARDS!

ADAM

Imagine if that genocidal freak Hitler saw his fantasy to an end..... We'd be dealing with a whole different world today...... AND THAT CHRISTIAN FUCKO SHOULD HAVE GOT SHOT IN THE TRENCHES OF FRANCE.... Just an opinion though....I could be misguided.... Or you could be an assbreathing fucktard. Hit...

ADAM

Smackie Chan wrote:
FUBUclown wants to know.

Who is this FUBU?

AND why does said clown ....well, CLOWN?

ADAM

Every religion is to blame for some things, but a disproportionate amount of blame must go to "Christians" who, in the ironic stated cause of protecting the sanctity of life, commit murder in this country. Christianity is going to be the scapegoat for all the worlds ills.... I'm Irish Cat...

ADAM

Adam, I'm not arguing with TVO there. He said it'd be idiotic to try and say that Christians don't deserve a large chunk of the blame, and I'm agreeing with him. Shit Van, Every religion deserves blame....The whole concept of "My God is better than your God" is a big old pile of horseshit...

ADAM

A transvestite running appearance smack. How droll. It was still funnier when you accidentally said "drool." Oh, and yeah, I think it's safe to say that at least in this country there aren't a lot of atheists, agnostics, muslims and buddhists blowing up Planned Parenthood facilities, or k...

ADAM

Smackie Chan wrote: Rabbi Shrubber shakes his head and quietly asserts, "You're both wrong. Life doesn't begin until the last kid moves outta the house and the dog dies."

Now that, was flat out funny......

2 beers and a big old bong-swat to you Smackie!

ADAM

trev wrote:cesarean cancer

??

Cancer of the "mysterious lady parts" youngling....

ADAM

Does someone have the OJ soundbite "Beating A Dead Horse" ?

ADAM

smackaholic wrote:some more......

if you look closely, you can see the smoke coming off the strings.

That fuckin' dude is bad ass....

Either I dropped one too many hits of acid as a kid

Or that dudes frickin' fingers are mercury!

I'm impressed.....

ADAM

Who says your too old to get re-educated? Nobody, but you best get started. Since you just got eliminated you should have both the time and the motivation, so make it happen. As for Gary Moore, yeah, he can more than hold his own. He can flat out Xerox B.B. King, but B.B. couldn't even begin to do ...

ADAM

Vapid ?

What is that your "new word" of the day they taught you?

Was that before or after the "how many tiny lawyers can you fit in a car" 101?

ADAM

Sirfindafold wrote:

Wow! I'm a sucker for brunettes........

I'll be thinking of her when my wife goes "Air France" on my "Eiffel tower"....

ADAM

Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote:That might ... of due process.
STFU you vapid racist fuckstick. When we want your opinion we'll drive down to Mexico and ask you for it.

Get it right you half-pint barrister.....

It's called "FUCKSTICKERY"

ADAM

I often wonder just how many meth whores I could get for $300?

What's the better buy? The crack whore or meth whore...

I don't want any of this "teeth" shit involved either........

Fucking dilemas.....

ADAM

then there are simply too many cases where the girl got pregnant through no fault of her own. She was impregnated against her will. Irrelevant. She still has a choice. Several of them in fact. Keep it, put it up for adoption or have her uterus scooped out like a cantaloupe. Hey , hey , now guys.......

ADAM

I forgot about BB King.....

Moore can hold his own though...

Who says your too old to get re-educated?

ADAM

Sheesh Van!

NOW, THAT WAS FOREARM SHIVER!

Get 'em retard!

ADAM

War Wagon wrote:I take my action in the voting booth.

Jerking off in the ballot box is not my idea of "action"

Thank god & G0D I'm not in your district, let alone state...

Man, I feel skeevy....

ADAM

Jesus broke down just outside Atlanta.....

I'm ADAM, his stand in.....

Son of man my ass....

I made my bones when that jitterbug was throwing his friends off of roof-tops'...

Raise THIS!

ADAM

Smackie Chan wrote: fuckstickery.

That is my new official favorite word.....

WAR FUCKSTICKERY

ADAM

I have no argument.

I have been busted as a half assed guitar afficianado.

I like what I like , but you did forget Tito Santana....

Whew! Dodged that elimination like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix......

ADAM

I'm trying Van.....I never said I was a Mensa.

ADAM

Van wrote:Vai's another one who would thoroughly destroy Hendrix.

Surely you jest.....

Steve Vai is a better guitarist than Jimi?

You've got life all fucked up....

Dude , you need to be urinated on by Keith Moon......to the tunes of Jerry Garcia strumming "Sugar Magnolia"

ADAM

^^^^ Total fag!

Eliminated

ADAM

I am surprised an old fart like you Van, would appreciate Beck... That would be Jeff Beck, not Beck Hansen. And a dead guy typically doesn't make anyone his bitch. True..... Yes, I did know you were talking...err typing about Jeff Beck. I guess great dead guitar artists is for a different thread....

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