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by ADAM
Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:59 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Line up and sign up for the T1B pick'em.....
Replies: 44
Views: 3529

in.... Dolphins all the way!
by ADAM
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does anyone really care about GOLF enough to watch it?
Replies: 50
Views: 1272

Golf sucks ass....I win no money, I mean BIG FUCKIN' MONEY....

But it is cool to get fucked up & get a DUI on a cart....
So, it has its plusses...

9 holes or 9 shots?

Whichever comes first....
by ADAM
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pink Taco
Replies: 9
Views: 515

^^^ Whooo, you really RAN me with that one !

What? are you gonna go with the commie pinko liberal material now.......

mv...You and your arguments are about as desireable as a rented mule...
by ADAM
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice to see.....
Replies: 5
Views: 324

mvscal wrote:So, how's the 'lying about your military service' biz these days?

Better than those estrogen shots you've been bragging about...



How's da tits?
by ADAM
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pink Taco
Replies: 9
Views: 515

I was always hoping that JCT would hit it big with his restaurant ideas. Someday, I'll be able to go to a ball park and see a sign promoting the "GUTTED YACK." Rip City I'd eat eat at that establishment & just say "Yeah gutted yak" ... "Been there, done that".....
by ADAM
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice to see.....
Replies: 5
Views: 324

Nice to see.....

This board has gone full blown bullshit

Take a few months off from here and you fuckwads ran this place into the ground....TYPICAL!

"Keepin' it fresh" is quite the understatement......

Jesus PSU, you really have become your mother........
by ADAM
Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How would you do it?
Replies: 18
Views: 2019

^^^^^ Brutal, but funny as hell!
by ADAM
Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FAA Grounds LA Police Drone
Replies: 31
Views: 1218

Re: FAA Grounds LA Police Drone

The Sheriff's Department has been working for seven years with a defense contractor to build SkySeer, a 3-foot-long remote-controlled model airplane with a 6 1/2 -foot wingspan and tiny video cameras that can fit in the back of Cudas' ass when fully assembled. I found this part most disturbing!
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it Alberto!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 1531

My favorite is the "Live interview" with some local yokel reporter trying to stand upright in 60 mph winds. One of these guys will eventually take a drainpipe or tree branch through the sternum and jocularity will prevail. Hell, I'm in Fla and would laugh my ass off! Most rambuxiousley......
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it Alberto!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 1531

Juicy juicy rain........
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BEST NEWS EVER
Replies: 8
Views: 931

Re: BEST NEWS EVER

BSmack wrote:Drink up boys. Beer fights prostate cancer!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060612/ap_ ... r_prostate

:lol:
Well, no shit! Seems like some of us have a good head start.......


BEER=GOOD
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it Alberto!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 1531

All smack aside......

We do need that juicy rain.......
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Al-Zarquawi-DEAD.
Replies: 76
Views: 3377

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/thumbnails//IRAQ_AL_ZARQAWI.sff_BAG115_20060608083712.jpg ^^^ Everything that's wrong with their culture, all wrapped up in one pic. (This primitive old 'tard is celebrating the news of Al-Zarqawi's death...by randomly firing a gun into the air...) By Allah's will......
by ADAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Match Made in Heaven?
Replies: 20
Views: 1753

Dinsdale wrote: Post pics of your boobies instead.
If not, please give head?
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
Replies: 31
Views: 2856

Re: My son got his first trim - Rack him!

Rack Fu wrote:Image

Image

Daddy Look!

I have a Moo-moo just like you........



Fine looking gut...umm future liberal Fu..........
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Makes This Less Important Than Haditha?
Replies: 78
Views: 2851

Of course you do. You're a making-shit-up-badly tard who obviously wasn't able to "score" a hooker tonight. Swinnnnnnnng & a miss............ I pay for hookers not "score" them you simpleton....... umm, No. When you paid for that last dime bag of ditchweed, it would routinel...
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
Replies: 31
Views: 2856

Re: My son got his first trim - Rack him!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sa19030/Cameron%20Pictures/5ce4e16e.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sa19030/Cameron%20Pictures/88d6917d.jpg What did you think this was about? Sick fucks. 8) About your kids Martian like melon.......Just how many steps did you drop him from???? You'...
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Makes This Less Important Than Haditha?
Replies: 78
Views: 2851

I beg to differ Dinsy......

You and I both know that discerning a "hogg session" & "A night to remember" are all based upon political mumbo jumbo...........

Libs will fuck anything
Cons will fuck anything but you........
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Makes This Less Important Than Haditha?
Replies: 78
Views: 2851

Cause the media is trying to destroy the GOP and turn the country into a bunch of pussies. I actually have to rack this....... Of course you do. You're a making-shit-up-badly tard who obviously wasn't able to "score" a hooker tonight. Swinnnnnnnng & a miss............ I pay for hooker...
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memphis, this past weekend
Replies: 37
Views: 1064

True....

Hot naked hotties abound in the summer......

Fuck all that "Spring has Sprung" BS......



I love freshly graduated high-school chicks........
WAR
"I get older , but they stay the same age!"
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Makes This Less Important Than Haditha?
Replies: 78
Views: 2851

Cicero wrote:Cause the media is trying to destroy the GOP and turn the country into a bunch of pussies.

I actually have to rack this.......
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volcano in Indonesia
Replies: 16
Views: 484

Uncle Fester wrote:I think somebody's gusul was invalidated.

We'd better ask the Imam.

I concur....
by ADAM
Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memphis, this past weekend
Replies: 37
Views: 1064

Old fart with camera+ Hotties = Porn session....

Only in Naw'lawns
by ADAM
Mon May 22, 2006 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2 Saudis arrested in FL after boarding School Bus
Replies: 9
Views: 574

RACK THAT JUDGE!
by ADAM
Mon May 22, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can you recommend anything from your state?
Replies: 138
Views: 6235

FLA has many many great things to offer.........

I haven't found one yet....
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: who spoke at your graduation ?
Replies: 38
Views: 2212

Bobby Bowden (I never played F-ball)
Robert McNamarra


Did nothing for me personally........

Stagger, stagger, grab diploma stumble, stumble sleep for 2 days

Got naked with my grill and some chica


BA in Civil Engineering.............Lotta Bullshit
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3579

One might interpret your near-hysterical protestations as indicatory of a particular fondness for Tard Train ... ? That or a soiled diaper. Your usage of either 'fuck' or 'shit' as the cornerstone verbiage of your 'top 5' smack effort is further elucidation that your synapse retardation condition i...
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beating a Dead Horse...........
Replies: 5
Views: 562

Some Dead Heads will recognize....... I'm off to make a career of the US Army....(7 yrs. total Whats another 13) I've fucked off with you dickheads enough for the past 5 + yrs. Luth, Mace, Roof, MoorCatfish. Even FU for getting me riled up...........Peace be unto all of youdicksuckinggayhomosexualfa...
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3579

Poppy.

1 Calling me "EVE" is quite the brainbuster
2 shut the fuck up and roll yon pithy "hapless wonder"
3 Eat Shit?
4 Fuck Off.....
5 Shut the fuck up & get over your high-browed self induced delusions of stank...
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Places to Stay in Vegas?
Replies: 106
Views: 3460

Qbert wrote:always remember that Vegas wasn't "built on WINNERS."

'Nuff Said
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 5:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3579

..... maybe YOU need to be the one logging on to Troll Train...whatever that is. I don't know about that place, nor do I care to know. Tard Train is a festering den of iniquity. An ever-swelling undercurrent of homoeroticism permeates the board. Gay cutesy lingo is bandied about as chicks, queers, ...
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

Life is good Bro Ham!




Third and second chin Gonzo

Back to Cav for me


L8
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Places to Stay in Vegas?
Replies: 106
Views: 3460

Raydah James wrote: sucks fucking jizzing horsecocks


RJ, Your fascination of "man parts" never fails to crack me up........
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

I was talking to Dave. One thing you guys that get laid by the most beautiful women on a nightly basis don't get... I'm around nursing students every damn day. I know how they think and KNOW bullshit when I hear it. I'm certified right now but am continuing on to the next level bro. You cracking on...
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the... part II
Replies: 15
Views: 1716

That.... is completley beyond the fucked up
realm of humanity.........


fucking inbred podunks
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

AP,

Flush out your headgear........

Chelsea is a ga ga ga grudgefuck at best..........

And just how do you know my bitches knuckles are hairy?
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3579

11 yr olds & a life decision making process is like
basically fucking stupid


Where's the uranium....I'm going to enrich it!



FUCKING STOOOOPID!
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beating a Dead Horse...........
Replies: 5
Views: 562

Beating a Dead Horse...........

Aoxamoaxaca...........


Farts Rock!
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3579

m2 wrote:
but hey, you went to high school in Florida...

Don't drag that tired shit into this.....
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3349

Re: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?

Image



Someone PM me the recipe.........

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