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ADAM

R-Jack wrote:Call it what you want but I call it the good life.

Beats "kickin Rocks"

ADAM

'Nuff Said....
Fuck all that.....

we got one bitch in denial + one bitch whithout a fucking clue....

Koe-NEE SHE WA.........

18 months of kicking over rocks in Pastun turf....

And these little fuckholes want to play "Blame Game"........

FUCK YOU!

ADAM

Sorry folks, I'm not one to be holier than thou, but I gotta draw the line ...

I call BULLSHIT....

How the fuck are you goimg tell "those that wish us harm" to play nice.........

fuck you very much.....

ADAM

You are kidding me....
The "no Not a thing"

vs.

Forrest Gump....

Sorry, but our 3rd in command needs to or is on way better grass than I can find.....

American 1st ...That bitch has got life fukked up..

ADAM

You all got life fukked up.........

And who the hell is the "Alliance"

What part of this "fun board " did I miss the train?.........

Sheesh...

ADAM

"No man left behind"

In this scenario...

Make mine a "ma deuce"

Repel invaders.....

I'm not nnorrr have ever been a squid....

Fujjin' pirates.....

ADAM

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Friend of a friend. At age 31. Anyone know someone that can top that?

Don't have the energy to post a pic....too lazy

The Almighty sez" yer focked"

Dudes either looking at state time or thats the most expensive beer he's ever had....

ADAM

Fuckin, mo

ADAM

Welcome to the fall of Rome in HD quality people.....

Fucking deal with it....

At least I can piss & moan here.....

Lest I go ape shit and just start pillaging.....

Hell, I dont even live in Cali.

ADAM

To quote Suzy Kolber, "THANKS, JOE!" No SHYTE there's going to be a crisis. Our enemies are zeroing in on this clueless, niave fukktard. Great call by Biden. There is nobody less qualified and less prepared to handle a huge crises than Obama” Aside from the obvious truth of Bidens' derang...

ADAM

White lightning should take care of those commie bastards....OOOPS..The other Geogia

ADAM

I am truly honored
my ...I ... My team and all made posssible......

go fuck yourself (stupid self -righteous prima donna)

YOU CANT FAZE NE

ADAM

OC,

Yep Sharonzilla descrbed the "tingling thing" when she's not on it, runs out or misses a dose by 8 hrs.
tries to double up....I just shake my head & go to work.....
Personally I think she needs Xanax 10s.........

Either I'm in love
or just have a death wish....

ADAM

Like fucking moths to a flame......

It takes 7 yrs. for a lobster to get to one pound (not sterling nish)...

This is for Dinsy............

It takes 345 pulls from a cows udder to produce 1 gallon of milk.....

It takes 5 gallons of milk to make a 5 lb. wheel of cheese......(rumps has been busy)

ADAM

At least JAJ knew to jump before the train wrecked.....

ADAM

OC, Just what kind of dope....um....mind righters are you on? My chick is on anatripolene, colanapin, lexapro.....Hell I don't know the right spelling of the shit... I just know she's a wack job without that shit..... I told her one fine day to get off the fucking cross she's on & use that wood ...

ADAM

Cuda wrote:^^^ Noses don't count for that

Damn, not even a Romanesque nose..........

ADAM

Dan Vogel's wife's virgin asshole

Not anymore :twisted:

ADAM

Obama is black...?

He's about as black as the king of spades....

although I do think I remember seeing him on a SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN episode......... circa late 70's

ADAM

Obamas resume:

1st term US senator

Obamas executive experience:

Community organizer.....

Yeah, I REEEEALLY want this fool running the country....

ADAM

mv

eat a hairy black dick you tree huggin' hippy....

ADAM

YD,

Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 yrs.

Are you that much of a tard that you did'nt realize the market was fucked when gas hit 2$ a galllon?
Or did you not have your drivers licsense yet?

Keep smoking dope kid.....

ADAM

Dude you deserved that just for
having someone in the truck sporting
Guess jeans...........

What, were they hitting on your boyfriends?

ADAM

You guys are making my head spin. IndyFrisco uses a spray bottle to smuggle Jack Daniels? Mgo is suggesting cologne applications? Adam is talking about clipping nuts? WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING ISSUE? I STILL CAN'T BUY A DAMN BEER IN A GROCERY STORE!!! Quit your bitching and enter the wonderful world of...

ADAM

Hall or Oates Mullet?

All hail the mullet!

I was not worthy of one.....

Remember the "burnout boots"

Fringed suede boots that were shin high
Acid washed nuthuggin denim'...

Thank god I grew up in Miami
winter gear for me was a cheap assed sweat suit

ADAM

R-Jack wrote:Did you find poontang attractive when it put on a dress and played girl poontang?

Nice waynes world reset....

I bet you went with the Flock of Seagulls look...........

ADAM

It was a spray bottle. So? Just start spaying until you're below the legal limit. You had 45 minutes to work with. Dude, he's not talking about clipping animal nuts.......... Focus ............ Alcohol content Although, Indy could probably lick err clip a serious amount nuts in 45 mins considering ...

ADAM

RJ
Think of Elmer Fudd sporting checkered Vans, boardshorts, and a Rip-curl T covered by an ID#
Dress shirt.....Man the 80's were fucked up!

ADAM

Mgo,

First off

Coffee through the nose sucks......Man I miss Phoenix Rob

ADAM

Anyway, this is kind of fucked up ...... I was a high school Sr. bangin' & hunting poontang like most 17 yr olds do... Had these 2 chicks on the line...Crystal & Sherie... one freshman....One a sophomore I banged one of them & she left, about 15 mins later the other shows up.... no showe...

ADAM

Naw, that did'nt happen to you though right R-J..............

ADAM

Dan,

You are fucked no matter how you cut it....

On the other hand, if you choose the wife swap beware of the clap.....

Your Grandparents would shoot your ass if you told them "i'm going a relationship workshop"

Dude you're not building a roof or setting tile....

Fucking pansy

ADAM

Guess they don't give out "Duck & Cover" badges....

You know Mother Nature is pissed when she sees scout leaders blowing lil scouts.....

ADAM

Damn PSU that's some fucked up shit..... I thought blue laws went out with the dinos.... I can respect no alcohol before 7:00am or after 1:00am Not much good happens between those hours anyway, unless you're at home makin' babies or have to work..... Salt in the wound moment. Funny how we get cut of...

ADAM

C'mon people just think.....

If Obama-rama is elected....

A "Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles" on every corner!

ADAM

We're going to write a comedy pilot, pitch it to major TV execs, and eventually become millionaires. Who's in? Let's do a TV show about nothing. Sin, http://www.classictvquotes.com/images/gallery/jerry-seinfeld-george-costanza.jpg So much for my epic "sounds like a Seinfeld episode" retor...

ADAM

Just using my 1st Amendment right here.......

If Obama is elected.....?

Just don't see a "full presidential term" happening.........

ADAM

Hell, I stimulated the local economy and myself by purchasing the "pocket pussy"

Talk about a 2 fer 1 !

ADAM

You all do realize that IF BHO is elected CIC....His tenure will be a short lived one.....

That's not me talking , just a general consensus from some of the people I talk to about politics....

VOTE: BOB BARR, cool porn mustache owner!
Owner of comb...........

ADAM

PSUFAN wrote:Red Wings?

Does that cost extra?

Actually I get 20% off!

You know what they say about a man with big hands and big feet right?

Fucking Clown!

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