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by Imus
Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some ethnic jokes
Replies: 7
Views: 1078

Some ethnic jokes

Lighten up folks, it's funny.

Q. What does a mexican have in common with a pool cue ball?



























A. The harder you hit them, the more english you get.
by Imus
Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 16849

Well no offense, is it true fat girls like jews? Maybe it's about jews having a lot of money.

But besides blacks, do they like jews?




Well maybe yes offense.
by Imus
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question
Replies: 16
Views: 1492

Re: Question

Roy wrote:What do YOU guys think of my new hat???
We still think you are still an ass gaping humorless mongoloid.

With no forehead.

A mumbling ass.
by Imus
Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [This message has been edited by kcdave(edited 04-24-2007).]
Replies: 24
Views: 1618

Hello Roy.

Let me be the first to question your manhood and accuse you of being a message board faggot.

Now what do you have to offer worth more than a tiny twisted shit?
by Imus
Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'M RUNNING THIS SHITHOLE NOW
Replies: 12
Views: 542

Go fuck yourself.

What the fuck are you some hagged out message board reject.

Fuck you












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I'll be around
by Imus
Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK Tony Blair
Replies: 10
Views: 729

I'm telling you it's all over the world.





















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Hey Sharpton, say you're sorry
by Imus
Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3907

Douchebag wrote:wow, what a fucking moron we've got here...
Perfect slogan for you Douchbag. Direct, totally descriptive, and accurate.
I recommend you write an admin here immediatly and get it for your title.




And if you do make it to LA this summer on your road trip, come suck my ass.
by Imus
Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I wonder...
Replies: 12
Views: 644

Re: I wonder...

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0323_gene_asses_wi.jpg the one on the far right, how many times did she have to blow simmons to get him to get her in the pic with that ugly ass? I'd chew into that right side ass like a rabid jackel. That ass is Hot boy, don't you get it? Fuk...
by Imus
Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do not post in this thread if you worship me.
Replies: 18
Views: 1358

Re: Do not post in this thread if you worship me.

I repeat, if you don't post in this thread, then I can assume that you are my bitch. Any registered poster who does NOT post here is my eternal bitch. However, by posting here and smacking me, that gives me BODE!!! You have a choice, cunts. Be my bitch or give me my BODE. Out! SIN, KC BUFFET LINE 3...
by Imus
Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do not post in this thread if you worship me.
Replies: 18
Views: 1358

Re: Do not post in this thread if you worship me.

I repeat, if you don't post in this thread, then I can assume that you are my bitch. Any registered poster who does NOT post here is my eternal bitch. However, by posting here and smacking me, that gives me BODE!!! You have a choice, cunts. Be my bitch or give me my BODE. Out! SIN, KC BUFFET LINE 3...
by Imus
Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption thread
Replies: 21
Views: 2392

That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it. Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings. Goddamn I love it here I can swear a lot more than on the radio. Do the world a favor and stick your balls onto a belt sander. I bet One Large that pathetic dog in your avatar...
by Imus
Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption thread
Replies: 21
Views: 2392

NjSooner wrote:
Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.

Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.


Goddamn I love it here I can swear a lot more than on the radio.
by Imus
Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption thread
Replies: 21
Views: 2392

What's long and hard on a nog?

Image


Third grade.
by Imus
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Coming Market Crash
Replies: 168
Views: 13420

What should I do with my 1889 $10 gold piece my great aunt left for me? Turn it into Monster Cables and hook up some righteous loudspeakers. Leave the cables laying around so some discouraged 3rd world punks in America will use them to hang themselves. Depressed music. Trendy. For them anyway.
by Imus
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No masterbating during ramadan....muzzies sure have fun!
Replies: 11
Views: 736

I wonder if a rag head wakes up and helps a wet dream off. A little. Like rubs the sheets or a dirty drool soaked burka.

Is he still Out then?





bunch of jerk offs, anyway
by Imus
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haster to hold noon press conference
Replies: 23
Views: 1360

But I have to ask. Did he have have his hands on that kid's eleventh digit? Or not?

Talk to me.