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by Imus
Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Amber Guyger
Replies: 89
Views: 6951

Re: Amber Guyger

So a little law lesson. Murder is homicide with malice. Five kinds of malice. Premeditated and Felony murder (homicide during robbery for instance) are both first degree. Intent to kill or intent to commit great bodily harm and depraved heart are the three second degree murders. (Depraved heart is ...
by Imus
Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sleepy Time Time
Replies: 32
Views: 3148

Re: Sleepy Time Time

smackaholic wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:03 am
Smackie Chan wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:51 pm
Derron wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:33 pmHe claimed to have kicked heroin 29 times.
This time, though, he prolly means it.
Yeah, Satan's rehab clinic has a sterling record.
First time I seen him smile in years . . .
by Imus
Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bernie
Replies: 6
Views: 955

Re: Bernie

Political views aside, Bernie is the only one in the entire field who has integrity and genuine-ness. All the rest are 2nd hand phoney fuckers who blow in the wind.

What the fuck a couple of stints and he's good for another few hundred thous miles.
by Imus
Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things drivers do
Replies: 50
Views: 5224

Re: Annoying things drivers do

God damned fucking assholes who jack rabbit start and emergency stop between lights. These are the filthy cocksuckers who weave in and out of cars at high speed to get one car ahead at the next light, and have no God Damn grasp of the concept of momentum. I'm sure they wonder why their gas mileage i...
by Imus
Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 1 in every 11,000 people...
Replies: 58
Views: 3432

Re: 1 in every 11,000 people...

... in San Francisco... is a Billionaire. In contrast... 1 in every 11,000 people in the "south" have their own teeth and don't live in a trailer park. Too funny ! Jesus christ. What is it now about ten years? Prolly 15 and you still have only one trick, posting other peoples pictures and...
by Imus
Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Americans bought
Replies: 30
Views: 1703

Re: More Americans bought

Concealed carry holder for over 20 years. Hunting licenses in OR and MT. Weekly sporting clay and trap shooter, balck powder shooter once a month, some distance target shooting and slay fucking sage rats every other month, and badgers for the local ranchers too. Probably own 25 or more guns. Come g...
by Imus
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Old Man and the Hamburger
Replies: 14
Views: 2225

Re: The Old Man and the Hamburger

A grilled onion on an otherwise good burger is like finding a night crawler worm in your wife's vagina.
by Imus
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something
Replies: 153
Views: 8900

Re: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something

Kierland wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:53 am Fucking tiny tard. Learn how to post.
I imagine he was all swilled up on booze and wrecked on weed. About his speed, these days.
by Imus
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Retards
Replies: 20
Views: 2110

Re: The Retards

The Retards
Ok m2tool is here but where where is Jayne in Phoenix?

You know, the retards.
by Imus
Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Acadia PET
Replies: 23
Views: 2402

Re: Acadia PET

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190827/18e0c89f033c07ddec3012d3876e6489.jpg https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190827/e6e3fc500f4f948145e7183fe6a2f31d.jpg Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk I have no frame of reference as to scale...Is that a giant frog, or a very tiny Buddah? Lick the frog a ...
by Imus
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something
Replies: 153
Views: 8900

Re: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something

Red wants neoclassical economics (Reaganomics) and Blue wants Keynesian. NC is just jungle capitalism. Keynesian is a band aid for the wound the jungle gives you. Marx laid it all out. Then comes . . . for the public good . . . https://docs.rferl.org/infographics/2016/2016_03/2016_03_StalinProject/...
by Imus
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weather
Replies: 164
Views: 8972

Re: Weather

FiatLux wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:14 am The Bay is roasting.

California sizzle.


102 degrees in the North Bay.
You must think someone / anyone around here even gives a fuck. I assure you they don't.
by Imus
Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Shooting - El Paso
Replies: 84
Views: 9443

Re: Mass Shooting - El Paso

Softball Bat wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:27 am Gee, I wonder...

LMAO!
Careful now! You are showing you know the earth is round . . .
by Imus
Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Excuse factory
Replies: 5
Views: 969

Re: Excuse factory

Fucking cocksuckers.
by Imus
Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mental health and The Boss
Replies: 9
Views: 956

Re: Mental health and The Boss

Derron wrote:various dope and alcohol induced ranting ~some of which is faggatory~
I've been watching you, you rednecked dope smoker. I'll bet you and Mark Fucking Furman are on a first name or cock in each others ass relationship.

Get off the booze. I helped AP, I can help you.
by Imus
Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seater the Teacher PET
Replies: 38
Views: 1766

Re: Seater the Teacher PET

Not only is leftseater... shutyomouth FAT. He just posted 900 pictures on a message board to get the approval from the 4 posters that still post on this board. Looks like having his parents whacked... has led to a nice life for him and his sister. Fat people are funny. You fucking retard. He posts ...
by Imus
Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seater the Teacher PET
Replies: 38
Views: 1766

Re: Seater the Teacher PET

Derron wrote:Nice PET, always great to see pictures of places like that.
Must be sober when he wrote this. Wonder what's wrong.

Nice PET lefty.
by Imus
Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obstruction of justice
Replies: 145
Views: 6777

Re: Obstruction of justice

Goobs, goobs, these AD fukkers here will never read all that.

tldr:

It ain't my fault

by Imus
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: smackaholic should love this
Replies: 16
Views: 697

Re: smackaholic should love this

Mikey wrote:
Imus wrote:In face there are no Cat 5s.
Your brain appears to have experienced at least a Cat 6.
I never did LSD.
by Imus
Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: smackaholic should love this
Replies: 16
Views: 697

Re: smackaholic should love this

There are no Cat 7 storms. In face there are no Cat 5s. It is all hype to get fed money
by Imus
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Five Guys
Replies: 64
Views: 5610

Re: Five Guys

Wings are basically niqqer food. Be careful what you say, you ancient reprobate. Remember what happened with the Rutgers women's basketball team All I did was call some brillo-pads a spade and that set it off. Do they are not have wire-brush hair? And obviously their coon-genes help them rise to th...
by Imus
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Five Guys
Replies: 64
Views: 5610

Re: Five Guys

Wings are basically niqqer food.
by Imus
Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Finally, something good is about to happen to the gov't...
Replies: 9
Views: 622

Re: Finally, something good is about to happen to the gov't.

That's Papa Willie in the blue stripe shirt. Its what happened to him to make him the way he is. You know, the shit and all.
by Imus
Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2505

Re: Whiskey tasting

I think these two fuckers really live in rest homes somewhere, pissing their pants all day and night.

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by Imus
Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
Replies: 54
Views: 965

Re: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...

Spray finally ran him. Maybe. Fucking Marty helped.
by Imus
Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The GoobSpray Ouroboros
Replies: 24
Views: 426

Re: The GoobSpray Ouroboros

Maybe time to be gentle. I think you ran him.
by Imus
Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John McCain--tits up
Replies: 80
Views: 3594

Re: John McCain--tits up

BSmack wrote: He's going to remind us of our stupid electoral college.

The one where if we didn't have it, the country would be run by rich liberals in new york and california and the rest of people peons?


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by Imus
Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is a massive new technology disruption on the horizon?
Replies: 55
Views: 2543

Re: Is a massive new technology disruption on the horizon?

I say when the cocksucker / house cleaner robot is perfected, then that will be a sea-change.
by Imus
Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A couple more additions to the family
Replies: 42
Views: 3453

Re: A couple more additions to the family

Maybe Goobs is taken in by a bit of marketing. Now a days I think most wine and booze spirits (pre and post distillates) are almost commodity items and specialty labels just do blends, or perhaps creative fermentation of the mash. If a local does make all its own shit, then that's nice but the quali...
by Imus
Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

I freely admit to being wrinkled (except for my dick, which when turgid resembles a 12 inch anaconda headed diamond cutter). Now if you continue to deny being Mr. Wrinkles then your credibility (Bwhaaaa) becomes damaged.





Marty this is about goob's mental health. Please play along.
by Imus
Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

Nice dodge. Would somebody out there link a niqqer up? You're requesting a pic of some naked old dude? https://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/15/23/17/98/vomit10.gif https://i.imgur.com/mluIXjS.gif https://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/15/23/17/98/vomit10.gif Uh, no. I think he did have some rag over his junk (puss...
by Imus
Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

Nice dodge.

Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?
by Imus
Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

Goober McTuber wrote:
Imus wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.
So says Mr. Wrinkles himself.
Mr. Wrinkles? What the fuck are you talking about? I got no fucking wrinkles.
Yeah? Well post up that pic again of you in the birthday suit and prove it. Mr. Wrinkles. If you dare.
by Imus
Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

Goober McTuber wrote:Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.
So says Mr. Wrinkles himself. I suspect the only things longing for your pile of crepe skin are a bunch of maggots or AP.

Happy Monday.
by Imus
Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Replies: 77
Views: 2067

Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale

Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits. Isn't this a Dinsdale thread? I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks. So who gets to roll in there and verify or deny that rumor ? Only one I know would be Go...
by Imus
Thu May 31, 2018 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fukks flying commercial the next few weeks?
Replies: 27
Views: 449

Re: Any of you fukks flying commercial the next few weeks?

Wolfman wrote:Not planning on it. Flying sucks but it beats driving a couple thousand miles.
Fuk yeah, plus my arms get pretty tired flying that far.
by Imus
Thu May 31, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4608
Views: 1147570

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Hey Goobs good to see you. I thought maybe I ran you in the other thread when I called you old.

How's the cheerios floating in the whiskey this morning?
by Imus
Wed May 30, 2018 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Teacher Pay...
Replies: 100
Views: 4346

Re: Teacher Pay...

You ask a lot of questions and make a lot of dumb statements. Doesn't mean normal folks pay attention.

Are you syphilitic?