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- Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Amber Guyger
- Replies: 89
- Views: 6951
Re: Amber Guyger
So a little law lesson. Murder is homicide with malice. Five kinds of malice. Premeditated and Felony murder (homicide during robbery for instance) are both first degree. Intent to kill or intent to commit great bodily harm and depraved heart are the three second degree murders. (Depraved heart is ...
- Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sleepy Time Time
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3148
Re: Sleepy Time Time
First time I seen him smile in years . . .smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:03 amYeah, Satan's rehab clinic has a sterling record.
- Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bernie
- Replies: 6
- Views: 955
Re: Bernie
Political views aside, Bernie is the only one in the entire field who has integrity and genuine-ness. All the rest are 2nd hand phoney fuckers who blow in the wind.
What the fuck a couple of stints and he's good for another few hundred thous miles.
What the fuck a couple of stints and he's good for another few hundred thous miles.
- Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Annoying things drivers do
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5224
Re: Annoying things drivers do
God damned fucking assholes who jack rabbit start and emergency stop between lights. These are the filthy cocksuckers who weave in and out of cars at high speed to get one car ahead at the next light, and have no God Damn grasp of the concept of momentum. I'm sure they wonder why their gas mileage i...
- Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 1 in every 11,000 people...
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3432
Re: 1 in every 11,000 people...
... in San Francisco... is a Billionaire. In contrast... 1 in every 11,000 people in the "south" have their own teeth and don't live in a trailer park. Too funny ! Jesus christ. What is it now about ten years? Prolly 15 and you still have only one trick, posting other peoples pictures and...
- Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More Americans bought
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1703
Re: More Americans bought
Concealed carry holder for over 20 years. Hunting licenses in OR and MT. Weekly sporting clay and trap shooter, balck powder shooter once a month, some distance target shooting and slay fucking sage rats every other month, and badgers for the local ranchers too. Probably own 25 or more guns. Come g...
- Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Old Man and the Hamburger
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2225
Re: The Old Man and the Hamburger
A grilled onion on an otherwise good burger is like finding a night crawler worm in your wife's vagina.
- Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something
- Replies: 153
- Views: 8900
- Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Retards
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2110
Re: The Retards
Ok m2tool is here but where where is Jayne in Phoenix?The Retards
You know, the retards.
- Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Acadia PET
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2402
Re: Acadia PET
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190827/18e0c89f033c07ddec3012d3876e6489.jpg https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190827/e6e3fc500f4f948145e7183fe6a2f31d.jpg Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk I have no frame of reference as to scale...Is that a giant frog, or a very tiny Buddah? Lick the frog a ...
- Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something
- Replies: 153
- Views: 8900
Re: Looks like Softball Bat was on to something
Red wants neoclassical economics (Reaganomics) and Blue wants Keynesian. NC is just jungle capitalism. Keynesian is a band aid for the wound the jungle gives you. Marx laid it all out. Then comes . . . for the public good . . . https://docs.rferl.org/infographics/2016/2016_03/2016_03_StalinProject/...
- Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weather
- Replies: 164
- Views: 8972
- Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Shooting - El Paso
- Replies: 84
- Views: 9443
Re: Mass Shooting - El Paso
Careful now! You are showing you know the earth is round . . .
- Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Excuse factory
- Replies: 5
- Views: 969
Re: Excuse factory
Fucking cocksuckers.
- Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mental health and The Boss
- Replies: 9
- Views: 956
Re: Mental health and The Boss
I've been watching you, you rednecked dope smoker. I'll bet you and Mark Fucking Furman are on a first name or cock in each others ass relationship.Derron wrote:various dope and alcohol induced ranting ~some of which is faggatory~
Get off the booze. I helped AP, I can help you.
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Seater the Teacher PET
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1766
Re: Seater the Teacher PET
Not only is leftseater... shutyomouth FAT. He just posted 900 pictures on a message board to get the approval from the 4 posters that still post on this board. Looks like having his parents whacked... has led to a nice life for him and his sister. Fat people are funny. You fucking retard. He posts ...
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Seater the Teacher PET
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1766
Re: Seater the Teacher PET
Must be sober when he wrote this. Wonder what's wrong.Derron wrote:Nice PET, always great to see pictures of places like that.
Nice PET lefty.
- Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obstruction of justice
- Replies: 145
- Views: 6777
Re: Obstruction of justice
Goobs, goobs, these AD fukkers here will never read all that.
tldr:
It ain't my fault
tldr:
It ain't my fault
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: smackaholic should love this
- Replies: 16
- Views: 697
Re: smackaholic should love this
I never did LSD.Mikey wrote:Your brain appears to have experienced at least a Cat 6.Imus wrote:In face there are no Cat 5s.
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: smackaholic should love this
- Replies: 16
- Views: 697
Re: smackaholic should love this
There are no Cat 7 storms. In face there are no Cat 5s. It is all hype to get fed money
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Guys
- Replies: 64
- Views: 5610
Re: Five Guys
Wings are basically niqqer food. Be careful what you say, you ancient reprobate. Remember what happened with the Rutgers women's basketball team All I did was call some brillo-pads a spade and that set it off. Do they are not have wire-brush hair? And obviously their coon-genes help them rise to th...
- Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Guys
- Replies: 64
- Views: 5610
Re: Five Guys
Wings are basically niqqer food.
- Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Finally, something good is about to happen to the gov't...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 622
Re: Finally, something good is about to happen to the gov't.
That's Papa Willie in the blue stripe shirt. Its what happened to him to make him the way he is. You know, the shit and all.
- Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2505
Re: Whiskey tasting
I think these two fuckers really live in rest homes somewhere, pissing their pants all day and night.
- Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
- Replies: 54
- Views: 965
Re: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
Spray finally ran him. Maybe. Fucking Marty helped.
- Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The GoobSpray Ouroboros
- Replies: 24
- Views: 426
Re: The GoobSpray Ouroboros
Maybe time to be gentle. I think you ran him.
- Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Democrats starting to figure it out?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 267
- Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: John McCain--tits up
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3594
Re: John McCain--tits up
BSmack wrote: He's going to remind us of our stupid electoral college.
The one where if we didn't have it, the country would be run by rich liberals in new york and california and the rest of people peons?
- Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Aretha not doing good
- Replies: 55
- Views: 1416
- Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is a massive new technology disruption on the horizon?
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2543
Re: Is a massive new technology disruption on the horizon?
I say when the cocksucker / house cleaner robot is perfected, then that will be a sea-change.
- Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A couple more additions to the family
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3453
Re: A couple more additions to the family
Maybe Goobs is taken in by a bit of marketing. Now a days I think most wine and booze spirits (pre and post distillates) are almost commodity items and specialty labels just do blends, or perhaps creative fermentation of the mash. If a local does make all its own shit, then that's nice but the quali...
- Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
I freely admit to being wrinkled (except for my dick, which when turgid resembles a 12 inch anaconda headed diamond cutter). Now if you continue to deny being Mr. Wrinkles then your credibility (Bwhaaaa) becomes damaged.
Marty this is about goob's mental health. Please play along.
Marty this is about goob's mental health. Please play along.
- Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Nice dodge. Would somebody out there link a niqqer up? You're requesting a pic of some naked old dude? https://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/15/23/17/98/vomit10.gif https://i.imgur.com/mluIXjS.gif https://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/15/23/17/98/vomit10.gif Uh, no. I think he did have some rag over his junk (puss...
- Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Nice dodge.
Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?
Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?
- Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Yeah? Well post up that pic again of you in the birthday suit and prove it. Mr. Wrinkles. If you dare.Goober McTuber wrote:Mr. Wrinkles? What the fuck are you talking about? I got no fucking wrinkles.Imus wrote:So says Mr. Wrinkles himself.Goober McTuber wrote:Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.
- Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
So says Mr. Wrinkles himself. I suspect the only things longing for your pile of crepe skin are a bunch of maggots or AP.Goober McTuber wrote:Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.
Happy Monday.
- Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sincerely, Dinsdale
- Replies: 77
- Views: 2067
Re: Sincerely, Dinsdale
Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits. Isn't this a Dinsdale thread? I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks. So who gets to roll in there and verify or deny that rumor ? Only one I know would be Go...
- Thu May 31, 2018 8:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you fukks flying commercial the next few weeks?
- Replies: 27
- Views: 449
Re: Any of you fukks flying commercial the next few weeks?
Fuk yeah, plus my arms get pretty tired flying that far.Wolfman wrote:Not planning on it. Flying sucks but it beats driving a couple thousand miles.
- Thu May 31, 2018 8:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4608
- Views: 1147570
Re: Trump/GOP bullshit
Hey Goobs good to see you. I thought maybe I ran you in the other thread when I called you old.
How's the cheerios floating in the whiskey this morning?
How's the cheerios floating in the whiskey this morning?
- Wed May 30, 2018 8:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Teacher Pay...
- Replies: 100
- Views: 4346
Re: Teacher Pay...
You ask a lot of questions and make a lot of dumb statements. Doesn't mean normal folks pay attention.
Are you syphilitic?
Are you syphilitic?