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Imus

Sure has been nice not having that drunk AP around.

Imus

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.

-Mikey

Yeah and most fags complain that there are too many penises in the bag and they go bad before all can be used.

No problem for Me!!

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Imus

The irony of taking on the moniker "shutyomouth" back in the day... Somebody can create a comic book series titled "Three Gimps of the SEC and ACC." How about just The Two Gimps of T1B . . . http://s13.postimg.org/eyt8neqzr/gimp_squad.jpg Tagged: Guryong wharf - AP and Pops get ...

Imus

Jay I think you may be a bigger ass than Joe Biden.

Maybe bigger than AP. But in a pseudo-intellectual way.

Imus

Bucmonkey wrote:Pump enough of anything up your ass...

~swoon~

/s/

AP

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote:The pile-on continues...

Hey AP . . . at least you are not Pops.

Imus

Lucky kid. That cop has an obvious "I gotta kill a whitey" look in his eye.

Imus

Well, I'll play I guess. Water/H2O is the only substance that can be a solid, liquid, or gas. You and poptart make quite the pair of science teachers. Would you like me to list a few hundred other things that have 3 phases? Or should we just shorten it to "almost everything"? Found some b...

Imus

This is addressed to AP specifically and Pops in general. Some how Pops is on a higher level and AP is more of a street version thumper. When you are down in the dumps and can't afford both Thunderbird wine And rolling papers for a big night (AP), do you twist your joints using pages from the bible ...

Imus

I'm coming from the viewpoint that God created man in His image. That means you are created with knowing what is right and wrong. For those of you (most that post on this board) that deny God's existence, have that image in you at birth. The fact that you deny it means you are following your master...

Imus

atmdad wrote:havic

ELIMINATED !

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote:Imagine . . .

Imagine if you will, the space between AP's ears filled with something other than alcohol vapor.

Imus

. . . picture is a projection through a window pane or door directly behind the camera angle yet? . . . You are pretty good at taking pictures with reflections and mirrors stuff. Are you aware photoshop has a new Anal Ease Vignetting Tool, get it and your fantasies can come true. And be careful wit...

Imus

AP I love you, man.

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote:I sucks the balck cock.

Thanks for sharing your musical acumen.

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote:

And AP flings a stinging retort.

Imus

I never make it onto anybody's list.

Imus

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Books found under AP's mattress 101 Other Uses For Those Old Anal Eze Containers "Recycle That Shit" The Guide To Bathroom Selfies For Retards and Drunks "Watch This!" How To Promote Your Image On The Internet "I was run by m2" Best Ethanol Hit For The Money "Life ...

Imus

At first I thought AP would be the dark horse with m2 barely in the running. But the more he posts, AP evens the odds. He is champing at m2's bit now and I'd say it's neck and neck going down the stretch, with AP being the probable ringer for 1st tard in a photo finish.

Imus

atmdad, you are one sharp cookie, aren't you. Did you even read the posts?

Imus

I thought Squadron Leader and Chief Pilot AP might chime in, he probably knows the activation code for that. I'm told they give out secret codes now with Thunderbird "wine" liter boxes.

Imus

Potatoes, almost any way.

Imus

Mikey wrote:. . . synthetics fit tighter when first inserted but do not expand as the natural corks do, creating a tighter fit . . .

~ s w o o n ~

AP

Imus

At least AP is not that joke.

(See, I'm pullin' for you guy . . .)

Imus

What would even be cooler is to fly a cargo plane over an ISIS controlled area and have Pedo, LTard, Screwball, etc. and the shit trolls wearing orange jump suits and parachutes. Have their parachute harnesses hooked to the egress/suspension cables... open the door and go nose up attitude while roc...

Imus

what schedule pipe did the doc use on your shit pipe?

~ swoon~

AP

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote: push the cilia and fluid back in . . .

What did AP try to do to himself right after the famous panties-in-the-mirror photo was taken?

Imus

HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT !!!

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Imus

Yeah I ran up to El Segundo . . .

AP asked me if I had a match

I said: My ass and your face

Then I said: Not since Jesus died.

I think he is drinking again.

Imus

I get a few (in bursts) from a certain panty-wearing denialist.

Someday he'll thank us for trying to help.

Imus

Why are you so obsessed with me? He's not. Don't take it personal now. See, you are an internet meme now = drunk tranny with girls panties who self identifies, and is often cited as the nadir and opposite of anything reasonable and civilized. Often used with a forgiving tone, such as "At least...

Imus

What do you think of the vocal track on this one . . .

Imus

Buy the most toxic badass shit there is. Don't look for green leaves. Look for skulls and crossbones. And get a package of nitrile gloves. You want to use nitrile gloves while using harsh chemicals??? Really? Nitrile gloves are what we use as "exam gloves" in hospitals and they aren't dur...

Imus

Look you fucking parasitic midget lawyer. Put yourself in the officer's position. He has never had to shoot anyone before. If a big ape is coming at you knowing you are an armed police officer that can shoot you, I'm guessing the officer acted as best he could under duress to protect his own life. ...

Imus

Hey, your resale value is basically that of a fart stain on a bag lady's underwear.... .HELLO WW I don't think I've ever taken on this shit troll in a serious manner. So why does "it" go out of character now after all of these years? Try to be mellow man, it's no big deal. Rack you for wa...

Imus

Wow man, I was just reading the Marty & Screwy thread by Sam, and got all choked up and introspective and stuff. I'm sorry for all the shit I have tossed at you, even though you usually deserved it. But now I'll try to remove the mote from my own eye, and judge not. I've been a drunk and a lot o...

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote: the "Auto-Tard" function

The only auto-tard around here is you pal. And that ain't about cars.

Imus

Diego's meme is lore and innuendo.

Yours AP, is the real thing, with pics to prove it.

Now who is the pervert?

Imus

Dinsdale wrote: same music mentor as I did.

Yeah, and here he is . . .

You should take some guitar tips from AP. At least we've heard him play.

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