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by RumpleForeskin
Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

timmay wrote:you've only been there for the faggy tap outs. EDMAN hung on by a thread for months
I'll hang around for a while just to annoy peeps.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

we've had no less than 5 tap outs with requests for deletion, in the last year. mostly from continual pile ons. the guy who started this thread is the most recent. he'll never be back here or there, so you may as well free some space on . Timmay, those pileons are no different than what happens ove...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

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by RumpleForeskin
Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

I got close, but couldn't hold it.




/s/

Image
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Replies: 10
Views: 364

If he doesn't make it, then "Return to Sender" will have a whole new meaning.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No masterbating during ramadan....muzzies sure have fun!
Replies: 11
Views: 735

Cross Traffic wrote: WTF is the muzzies fascination with virgins?
I thought it was Virginians?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spay the bitches if you can't control your brats....
Replies: 28
Views: 1105

I see the punchline. Now I have to answer in the form of a question..... What do you call a black woman with an abortion?

(it's a racist joke, but I am not a racist person)
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Dog wrote: Damn, I really hate it when internet loosers go all Freudian and try to psychoanalyze every other poster. Memo to Rumps, a computer and couch in the office does not necessarily make you a psychologist.
Mother Fucker. I thought it did. My bad.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Pffft. Please. I guess your game is so on, you got the hottest bitches lined up waiting to blanket your No. 2. Yeah, right. That's the beauty of the internet....you can live in your dreamland through the touch of a keyboard. The cold hard fact remains, you are eating you mother's pot roast everynigh...
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns half of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Goober McTuber wrote: No, idiots posting pics of their immediate family/livestock and the ensuing hilarity.
Here in lies the harsh truth. You have no life.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m totally at ease right now, but continue to keep posting pics. It’s worked really well for you so far.
What gets you off then? Pasty bulged speedo joqqers?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 2857

Derron is the front line of the welcoming committee. Oh shit. Here he comes.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

If I post a pic of a struggling shot glass, then would you be a little at ease with those comments?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

k. thx.

I guess it would be too much to ask that you take a bath in some unprocessed soap?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Goober McTuber wrote:Why bother? You'll always be lost.
Lost because of the show......or lost because of your views of my mental capacity?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2812

Watched my first episode of Lost last night. It seemed kind of interesting. Can someone catch me up?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Karr gets over
Replies: 20
Views: 803

You know if the evidence was circumstantial and he dyed his hair, he would have received the death penalty by now.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

At least the numbers through the gate aren't bad.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

Dog wrote: Competition is heating up. Saxon registered here.
I quit.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

Word of advice: stop accepting new members for a while. They're just going to bring drama over with them. But, a good board tard is hard to come by, sup Rumps? Yeah, that's right. Sup, Dog? KC Paul still has the title. Give me 30 more posts and some plagerism along the way and I will surely take th...
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 2857

Someone bust out the jumper cables in this pacle.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

Please. I don't relish in anything except your rusty sherriff's badge when I want. I was just saying some people might get their feelings hurt if they come over here because they are really "NEW" with all of this. Then, they would never come on a board again (not that it is a bad thing). I...
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 2857

C'mon now. You've got plenty of substance here w/o pics as I so graciously offered to your weaponry. It's a matter of asking questions.

Timmay, if you really want this to be a success, then have them fill out a questionnaire before regestering here.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 2857

Just make it look like an accident. k?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2245

This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coming Over from the Nut... should I just leave?
Replies: 56
Views: 1787

Damn, y'all are still harping over that pathetic thread. I throw you fags a dildo and you are still working on getting the damn thing turned on. Let it go. If anything, my "I'm New here" with a pic of my OL was a complete waste of your time yet it makes the best of? WTF is that? Timmay, yo...
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:53 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Darron, Did you have a stroke typing that last post? My intention of coming over to this board was not to let existing feuds between vets get in the way of my personalized stamp on this pacle. It was a damn shame Darron's mother didn't use the hanger when she was 3 months pregnant with him. It would...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

....but it makes for good smack. You should never say it makes for good smack when you post. Your smack is as entertaining as spectating a cake walk at a local craft show. By the time I'm done with you, you will be taxiing me all over these forums in a rickshaw telling everyone that I represent Pol...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:17 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

[quote="Mister Bushice] Dude If I slept next to a sack of week old liposuction fat I'd be doing better than you. Which I'm sure you own a lot of that shit considering you can make soap with it. And you will never run out of the one necessity in your life that makes you just a little bit more ex...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:07 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

You can now drag your vapid troll ass on back to whatever shit board you came from and exchange T1B cum with the skanky bitches there-in....or you can stay here and continue to get plungered. The choice may not be yours. WTF is this?!?!? You gloss me and then when all your chat friends walk up you ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:01 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Well, she's better than what you'll ever wake up next to. And yes..... I am counting those nights you "sleep walked" to your parents bedroom just so you could get a little closer to your pappy's goods.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:03 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

[quote="Derron] You guys may be jumping too fast here...looks like Leon and his 3 nijjer buddies, 2 high school freshman and a horny lesbian with a black strap on could tit fuck that bitch all at one time. I would not mind seeing her and that blondie hotty go munching on each other....I mean th...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:02 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Mister Bushice wrote: Mace

compared to the zeppelin you married? most certainly.
Don't you have some pink champagne to take to an arbitrary motel and have relations with a traveling salesman?
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:17 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

If you think telling you that you suck and bring absolutely nothing to any board or even chat room you post on however many times I have is being indifferent, than you are a stupider Eunuk than I thought. get the fuck off this board so I only have to scroll by your shity spam on one site. fukken co...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:11 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Okay, props to you for fessing up to marrying a fat chick...I guess. :roll: You must have been in the midst of one horrible slump when you laid the wood to THAT......damn, I would have taken lots of extra BP and consulted a few batting instructors before resorting to THAT. Oh well, to each his own....
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Any self respecting male would have lied and said "my wife's the one on the LEFT", and would never have confessed to being hitched to the fat one.
So lying is what makes you a self respecting male. I guess you get real far with the 12 year olds then on My space.
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

What am I defending? nothing very well. the whole "that smak is not fresh, because I've heard it before" thing is well, pretty much flailing. especially when you invite it. thats what you did with that pic. you realize that don't you? maybe you don't. enjoy being curbed for as long as you...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:51 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18901

Well, if I recollect......when I busted out my waterproof microscope, the tiny chlorinated tadpoles had my same features. Well, I guess they must have looked something like this........ http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/one-really-ugly-man-6f8.jpg .....only with a tiny, tiny, little tail. Mace I'm j...

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