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by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your Web site banned in China?
Replies: 10
Views: 501

The official American Kennel Club website is not blocked. Just one of many random selections I tried.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:19 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Texas-Kansas
Replies: 19
Views: 1302

typical texas fan myopia......play a close one at Allen and it's like the first time it ever happened (since the history of basketball began with TJ Ford). win some conference games in a row....."darkhorse to win it all". 7 in a row isn't considered "winning some conference games in ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your Web site banned in China?
Replies: 10
Views: 501

Re: Is your Web site banned in China?

RadioFan wrote:T1B isn't, at least so far.

Get to work, fucktards. If we aren't banned in China, there's something wrong here, folks.
I'm all out of table tennis jokes. Sorry.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:24 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Texas-Kansas
Replies: 19
Views: 1302

If anything, Texas is the dark horse to win it all this year. Not a chance. Texas is the biggest Jeckle and Hyde major that will be in it this year. If their shit version shows up, despite their talent, they'll be lucky to make it to the round of 16. Sort of like Kansas, in recent years. I'd be hap...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Scott Edwards II
Replies: 23
Views: 790

What did the doctors use to peel back her flaps? A crane?
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:58 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Texas-Kansas
Replies: 19
Views: 1302

The first game in the tourney that t.u. isn't at least better than average from the field, they will lose. They don't have much of a defense, but their offense is so potent that only a bad night of shooting will beat them. That is the dumbest thing I have read in a while. Texas is getting better an...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Will this tell me if T1B has a pulse?
Image
Well, the good news is that the stocastics show you that everything has been oversold in the S&P. The bad news is, the candlesticks show a downward trend to continue.
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

timmay wrote:military channel

history channel

anything about ww2, was into the invasion of france bigtime for a while. getting more into the ww2 naval battle stuff.

baseball soon, march madness now
That explains all your takes lately
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3748

timmay wrote:SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!
Leave my wife out of this.
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3748

Serously....What?
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3748

It could be me, but I think this thread is an indirect response to the other thread I started last Friday. Like I said before, this board has some of the best smackers in the game and I understand the quality over quantity bit....I really do....but don't you think its a little too sparse at times? T...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

timmay wrote:Image
Are you okay?
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

timmay, this thread had promise. I am dissapointed.
by RumpleForeskin
Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by RumpleForeskin
Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

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by RumpleForeskin
Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

And you expect anyone to believe that your neighbor asked for advice on how to get laid from a dude whose wife is so fucking fat that it's a two day hike just to get to her pussy? You still crackin' on my wife? I must have really made an impression for you to use a reference back to a post I made w...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

You left out a few threads about how you ACTUALLY handled the situation. You know, the thread where you weren't gonna let him play in any reindeer games? The one where you just planned on alienating him to death? The ones where you show us your true manliness? Let them run ther own smack. I can res...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

timmay wrote:I woulda stuck with the jizz pool , but whatever
The life preserver you gave me for christmas was nice.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

I can see it now....

*indexfinger touches index finger...thumb touches thumb*
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Dog wrote:Now can we post our replies???
Have at it.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Stop pondering whether you'll send it or not and just fucking send it. C'mon. Make us laugh. Share with us and we'll share with you. Have some of the Cinder, you'll love it. Why must I give in so quickly? Ok...ok...here goes. I'm just posting the story. Have fun... Posted on Feb. 18, 2007: Ok....Ho...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Stepped out. Looks like I missed a couple of interesting items brought up about my life. I will ponder for a little bit whether I want to give you fellas the bait or not about my neighbor. It would be entertaining to say the least, but I will have to consult with my troll team in order to make a dec...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Most active thread of the day ... uhh.... I mean, Fuck you Rumps. Some of these guys here were the impetus of the site you post on daily. Show some freaking respect. We're not trying to start a fucking site war with them, nor they with us. The odds aren't that great. Even 20 Hulk Hogans could get t...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

timmay wrote:they want this to drop like a rock I'm sure.
No they don't. They live to smack the Tard. I'm just alleviating some pounding that KC Paul and m2 take in their asses on a daily basis here.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Damn. the reinforcements in this pacle (Dins, Derron, Bushice, R Jack, Bizzarofelice etc.) are as slow as the police responding to a call in a cheesy horror flick. No wonder this place is dying.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Fuckedup Foreskin, Please go back to SN and ask Timmay what we ever did to deserve you're posting here. Yeah asspimple, what your doing here is just suicide...or smackicide or something of that nature. Awe, did I insult your little boyfriend? Foreskin... Jacktown... pattern established. Well, I thi...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Commence firing.

I've had my balls hung before in the thoroughfare of this pacle. I can handle it.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Fuckedup Foreskin,
Please go back to SN and ask Timmay what we ever did to deserve you're posting here.
timmay and Dog had nothing to do with this.


Anywho...don't you feel alive now that this board has had some Pledge (lemon flavor) taken to it?
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Dog wrote:Now why the hell would you come over here and start shit, Rumps?
Cus' I thought this board needed some attention. I even brought proof for my actions. see above
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

I've just never known an admin logging on to another board asking peeps to go and post on their site. Really weak.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

Re: T1b barely has a pulse...

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:PSU FAN, you desparate for recruits?

http://leehotti.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=141
Certainly not desperate enough to recruit a simple-minded fucktard like you.
Ah...well put. You must be a loyal member to a board that is barely breathing. Good for you. I'll see you soon at SN.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20405

T1b barely has a pulse...

PSU FAN, you desparate for recruits?

http://leehotti.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=141
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How big is your dwelling?
Replies: 51
Views: 3091

2240 ranch style home. 4/2 attached garage on a double cul de sac. 3 year old crib. I like it, but we'll have to get something bigger when we start to have children.
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hey Dins....brew news
Replies: 84
Views: 3660

I've tried a couple of U&L brands, but I can't remember their names (5 years since I've been up that way).

Bocks are my favorites type of beer and I like teh local stuff like Zeigen Bock and Shiner down here in Tejas.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Idol = Worst TV Show Ever
Replies: 51
Views: 3415

Kansas City Kid wrote:Nobody on here is fatter than you, Tubby.
1 tubby tubby, 2 tubby tubby, 3 tubby tubby.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Idol = Worst TV Show Ever
Replies: 51
Views: 3415

It's like admitting to jacking off when you were 14. 10% admit they watch the show and the other 90% lie about it....or is it the other way around. I forget.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF?!?!
Replies: 4
Views: 830

Bizzarofelice wrote:Who here likes Gretchen Wilson? I'm not sure if I'm attracted to her or not.

RumpleForeskin, you a Gretchen Wilson fan?
That depends....is she hot?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF?!?!
Replies: 4
Views: 830

Cripple Fight wrote:English, motherfucker.
Do you speak it?
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Idol = Worst TV Show Ever
Replies: 51
Views: 3415

If I lived in Seattle, I'd fuggin' drop a Slim Betty on that talentless POS town.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF?!?!
Replies: 4
Views: 830

WTF?!?!

Pokerisfun needs to get back over here and quit tarding SN all to hell. Where is Darren and MrBushIce to ground this m effer?

I came over and took my licks, but didn't stick around to tard every damn thread.

Fah Q