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RumpleForeskin

Dog wrote:In all honesty, I like Rumpleforeskin. He's a decent guy and can be funny at times. He certainly is NOT the worst that stucknut has to offer (not even close).

Also, while we're being honest here, I'd fuck the one on the left.

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Atomic Punk wrote: Get it?

Yes. What do I win?

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It doesn't matter what I post. You'll just spin it.

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PSUFAN wrote:The best you can hope for in the way of continued interaction will be more pics of your wife.

I was just kidding before, she's actually really hot.

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OCmike wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:You derail more threads than Lohan's rehab trips.
Lohan's rehab trips derail threads? Good to know...
Damn, beat me to it. :D

Ahh fuck. That didn't come out right. What I meant was Dog derails more threads than......awwwscrewit. Slap away, bitches.

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I submit to you Exhibit A

viewtopic.php?p=433704#433704

Just trying to go along with the flow, R-Jack, but Dins wants to take a bolt out of the track. Who is to blame?

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Dog wrote: Umm, I call bullshit. Again, see NUT, STUCK.

There's about 4000 posts over there that say otherwise.

Sure, Dog. You derail more threads than Lohan's rehab trips.

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I only ride 12 miles every Saturday morning. If H-Town could mix in a hill or 2, then I would be more intrigued to ride more, but the scenery kinda sux around here.

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10. Who won the 1988 NFL MVP award?

The strike

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: EM, don't you mean "suet suet love"?

That was really clever, but lets stick to the topic at hand please.

TIA

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ElvisMonster wrote:If it makes you feel better, I'd totally make swuut swuut love to your wife.

As long as you pee all over her afterwards.

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BSmack wrote:Creeping Death- Metallica

Sure.

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PSUFAN wrote:Quick question - does your megahog take unnaturally massive dumps? If so, we have some plungers to loan you

I'm not sure. I'll be sure and ask her when I see her.

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Goober McTuber wrote: Not a damn thing. You can start any time now.

Soon.

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You're about seven years too late on that one. Yep, but based on some of the early scrolls I've come across weren't there alliances formed and rulez broken? Isn't that what started the great divide among st early smackers? Why must some of the bitterness between admins be equivalent to the Roger Wa...

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Yes you are. You’re trying to pull together “legends” from different sites, all for you own amusement. What is wrong with reading more and posting less when it comes to mediocre scrubs such as myself.. What I am offering is beneficial to everyone and you sir are being part of the problem and not th...

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King Crimson wrote: your are as Safe as the dance on that one: no guys will think you are a pussy, you ARE a pussy.

That may be but you didn't answer the question there, sport.

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Goober McTuber wrote: Then send that talent over here. You stay elsewhere. Seems simple enough.

No. I'm not recruiting. This is strictly an impartial idea.

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Atomic Punk wrote:^^^ What part of KC do you reside? Next to the river?

Is that a Paul blast? You will have to forgive me; I'm not too familiar with the inside/old skool knocks around here.

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Rumple, great idea. I believe you are right. one board, to unite everybody. bring the band back together. What would we call that one board. Thatoneboard.com? nah, that'd never sell. It would have to be a much more definitive name, as if no other board existed like Theoneandonlyboard.com? Shit, I h...

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do you love to play really loud in your car and you REALLY want to roll the windows down and blast away, but you can't b/c you think other dudes will think you are big pussy for listening to a tune like that?

For me - Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

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Why are we supposed to bury the hatchet on a smack board? Why not? Admins now have an understanding of the unwritten rules of a messageboard. I think they know what line they can and cannot cross. I was just thinking how epic it would be for legends from all the boards to co-exist in a hybrid site....

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How 'bout a shot glass?

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mvscal wrote:
Tell you what. Just post your wife's tits and we'll take of the rest.

I'm thinking about it

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No one has a vested interest in knocking you a few rungs down if you can't even feign an opinion on where you stand on the ladder. As meaningless as this sounds coming from a "Shit Troll", I Rack your opinion on the matter, however, I have posted in a few other threads where I dropped in ...

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if i recall... t1b had the right idea...implemented it. however, the t1b pussy brigade went over the top in modding, moving and or deleting posts. unless you were a charter member of their own circle jerk club. that rubbed marginal posters, like myself, back to trolls. the real tards sank to the de...

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mvscal wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I like reading the threads and try not to post very much.
Try harder.

You are so predictable.

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RadioFan wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I am not a tard
Yes you are, honey.

True dat.

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PSUFAN wrote:Hogzilla was not willing. Mrs. RF could not be more willing. She's always searching for the dude strong enough to hold back her flabsteaks long enough to hit paydirt with the pickaxe.

You'll never learn.

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This is what this was suppose to be. theoneboard.com=the one board=just one board not multiples As you can see it didnt work. That is why these guys are not caring about your message because you are posting this message on the board that tried to do this two years ago what you are talking about now...

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Keep it up. There is no way you will be rid of me unless you puss out and hit the delete button on my account. Of course, that is something I expect from a bunch of cocksuckers like yourselves to do. I mean how fucking kewel is it to hide behind a monitor and a keyboard and pound your chest and scre...

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Rumps, what would make you think (I know I know, you don't) that T1B is a Jim Rome tribute site? Aren't some people here from the old days of smakbat and SCI and SCII? Really? Link? Example? You might want to think this out before you hit 'Submit'. No examples, just the feeling I get when I jump ba...

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PSUFAN wrote:Is your wife a squirter, or was there just an accident with the insulin bag?

I guess the extra water you are containing in your dome is the source of the "noise" when I try to transmit my message to you.

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I have never coupled with a human the size of your wife. Are there any strange considerations that I need to understand? Do you have to clothespin aside flaps of human gelatin? Do you sometimes find a particular ridge particularly appealing, and in all likelihood tighter than her sewer-sized vadge?...

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Yes. Certain tards are unable to distinguish between the fantasy of smack boards and "real life." So these tards don't have a problem crossing certain lines that common decency dictates should never be crossed. The multiple boards are a result of such retardation. Are you saying there is ...

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mvscal wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I do not have quality smack
You don't say....

^^^^^^^^ Not surprising to see this first.

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Goober McTuber wrote:Oh, so you used to hook up with all the hotties, but when you decided to settle down and get married you decided that a water buffalo was a suitable mate. Gotcha.

Leach. Let it go. Obsession doesn't suit you well.

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What is with the multiple Jim Rome tribute sites? Its all because of feuds and tards isn't it? trolls, t1b, stucknut, etc. they are all running thin in overall activity nowadays. Why does it seem like all of the old skool members are just as bitter and stupid as Hip/Hop artists? WTF is with the chil...

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Mister Bushice wrote:not to mention every good looking woman he's ever come in contact with.

ummm...no. Nice try, sport.

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Goober McTuber wrote: I’d guess everything from about 6th grade on.

Well, I did graduate high school, but one could argue that my HS diploma is equivalent to a 6th grade education considering Texas education system.

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