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RumpleForeskin

Game 1 USC (55)
Game 4 CAL
Game 6 MIZ
Game 20 NDM
Game 24 OHU
Game 27 STN
Game 30 OKA
Game 35 GEO
Game 38 SOM
Game 40 WIS

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She's dead, R-Jack. Don't think she's gonna feel it, fuckface.

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Fuck you, you flapper whore.

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Goobs, I just wanted to let you know that I've always like your ankle biting style on this board. We all have our roles. I'm the board bitch when Paul and AP is gone. Enjoy.

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How we have power right now is a fucking miracle. My liveoaks are horizontal and the fucking rain is picking up BIG TIME. So is my consumption of beer and jager.

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My area is getting fucked right now and so am I. Time for bull blaster #4, bitches!!!!

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Where the hell is the chat, PSU, you fat bearded bitch!!!

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poptart wrote:Have fun, Rumps!

.08 mother fucker!!!!

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McLovin

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BSmack wrote: Seems like the sensible thing to get wasted in the face of a major disaster.

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Darwin

Couldn't agree more...

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Okay, I am into my 6th beer for the evening and pretty soon will be taking some bull blaster shots.

I love being drink errr drunk and standing outside in 50+ mph gusts.

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We gotta be gettin' close to losing our power. The wind is kickin' up now.

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First set of pics from Ike

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m2, I suppose you're going to tell me that I am in a safe area as well.... Red dot is where our house is roughly located http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8830/mapsz3.jpg I wish I got plywood, but was too fucking busy with disaster recovery at the office, so tape will have to do.... http://img377.i...

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Man, 9/11 nearly slipped my mind yesterday with all the hurricane preparation I was going through. It had not dawned on me until I was able to catch the last couple of innings of the 'Stros game and saw the patriotic hats the players were wearing. I had all the flashbacks of that day shortly after s...

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This can't be happening. Carlos Lee is out for the season, Wiggy is banged up, Wandy might miss a start ot two, but we are right fucking there. I can't believe it.

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Yeah, it's a fucking mess around here too.

I'm going through all of our disaster recovery procedures right now. Lots of crap we have to go through since we are a financial investment firm.

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We're hunkering down.

Got the bottled water, frozen water filled pitchers in the freezers, a full propane tank, full tank of gas in both cars, and enough flashlights and batteries to run a small business. I fucked up and didn't buy a generator though. Oh well.

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Thanks, Raiduhs. With your performance last night, the Texans will now be ranked 29th in the power ranking ahead of you, Detroit, and St. Louis.

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Obviously the Tom Brady news is the biggest deal. That blow to his knee looked bad, so you gotta wonder if the Bills or Jets have enough in that division to take the #1 spot from the Pats. We'll see. Something that kind of bothered me in the Jets/Fins game yesterday. The Jets were driving, they were...

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Offense- D- They couldn't do anything until the Steelers called the dogs off. I really don't know what the fuck Schaub was thinking on those two ints he threw on back-to-back drives. I mean the double coverage wasn't even disguised. He just threw into it like he didn't fucking care. I do, however, t...

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Gees, UofH's defense fucking forgot there were two halfs in a football game. What a terrible 3rd quarter. That was the difference of the game against Ok State.

Oh well, this is one of the games they were supposed to lose.

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Game 1 MIA (58)
Game 4 EMU
Game 8 CON
Game 10 SOM
Game 13 ORS
Game 16 GEO
Game 22 ATM
Game 32 CFL
Game 34 HOU
Game 41 TEX

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These mother fuckers are pissing me off. I gave up on them when the Brewers took two out of three from them a couple weeks ago. Fucking assholes now reel off 8 straight and the Brew Crew is tanking. Still six back. Highly unlikely they catch'em, but I've seen crazier things in September. If the Astr...

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First week preview thread I presume? While I think the Giants are going to struggle this year after losing both Urineyora and Strahan, I think they're going to be too much for the hapless Skins who are installing yet another system under yet another coach. 21-10 Gints Nice mimic you pathetic dolt.

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Texans @ Steelers -6.5

Texans will cover.

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New England - 2007 was oh so close to being perfect, but they walked away with nothing to show for with that ridiculous regular season they turned in. 2008 shouldn't be much different although the little Giants did breathe hope into Pats' 2008 opponents. The secondary can be exposed and I really do...

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Yeah, that is an appetizer for my brother. He is 6'10" 240lbs. Dude will order a one pounder at Fuddruckers and eat it as if its a White Castle burger.

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No, but I know my wife.

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I know I will catch some fat jokes here, but Mrs. Rumps watches the Food Network all the time which means I watch the Food Network all the time. Giada is fucking hawt. Nigella's big boobs were nice to watch too, although I don't know what happened to her show. I like Alton's Good Eats show and Bobby...

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Sudden Sam wrote:He gulped it down in about twenty seconds.

I believe it.

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Good point.

Should have given this speech a long time ago; perhaps the day I joined would have been proper.

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Great first game by the Coogs, albeit against Southern.

The Coogs have a shot to take Ok State next week in Stillwater. They need to protect the ball though. That is key. NO TURNOVERS.

Keenum is the real deal.

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The receptionist dowloaded all kinds of trojans and porn onto her PC a couple of days ago. Her fatal mistake has now called for a dedicated firewall to be installed at the server level meaning my days could be numbered here at T1b. I don't know what is going to be blocked, but if there is monitoring...

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This is all a big misunderstanding. Since Bell is unemployed now, he was just shooting a commercial for Hertz.

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All eyes on Steven McQueen. As cool as that dude was, he couldn't even go through with it. The hanger doesn't abide.

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I'm almost certain the commemorative Doxey floaties will sellout before next weeks game.

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1. Julio Jones - his leaping abilities and athleticism makes for a standout freshman year. This kid has got sick talent and I expect him to make an immediate impact for the Crimson Tide offense. 4 catches - 28 yards - 1 TD 2. DeAndre Brown - playing against inferior competition in a mid-major confe...

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Goober McTuber wrote:Uh, no, you freaking pinhead. It was a callout thread from Cowboys fan to Browns fan. Feel free to set up your own Houston Texans thread which can be summarily ignored.

Hey, old man river, shut the fuck up with your whining incoherent thoughts. Nobody cares what you have to say anymore.

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First week preview thread I presume? Houston needs to be patient on the offensive side of the ball as Pittsburgh was #1 in defense last year. The Texans will also need to rely heavily on short passes and eat up as much clock as possible in order to have a chance at winning this game. The Steelers ha...

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UofH pounded Southern with great offense and a salty defense. I hate that they put the ball on the ground 4 times, although they only lost one fumble. Sumlin needs to make those boys carry the pigskin around campus for the next few days before heading up to Stillwater. Four fumbles against Ok State ...

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