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Terry in Crapchester wrote: Lots of Presidents have made it to their 80th birthday, but only four (Reagan, Ford, Adams and Hoover) made it to the 90th.

you'll notice, not a dem in the bunch. god hates dems. I think Harry Truman made a pretty good run at 90, though. 88 if I remember right. Think I was in kindygarden.

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1 Gerald Ford - Former US President, nat causes 2 Dick Cheney - Current VP, heart attack 3 Beano Cook - nat causes 4 Osama Bin Laden - terrorist, assassination 5 George Carlin - stroke Hold steady big fella for 18 more days. Ford Hospitalized I think we should have put in an extra rule that anyone ...

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someone famous is gonna die next yr because they tried to boil water in a microwave but it explodes in the person's face. Yeah, that hydrogen is dangerous shit. Cretin. you are obviously not familiar with the phenomena that jake is refering to. you can put a glass of water in the nuke and heat it t...

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Earl Campbell , 50 pro-football player. What did you think the last time you saw him on TV? I thought he was a stud running back. He's been on TV since then? Yeah, ole skoal brother was the most unstoppable mutherfukker I ever saw in his prime. I remember a monday night game back when I was still o...

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Don Knotts , 81 actor. Best remembered as Deputy Barney Fife in the "Andy Griffith Show." Was too ill to attend an annual festival in his honor this year. If I was invited to a don knotts festival I think I'd tell them I was sick too. I'll bet even the star trekkie could kick their asses.

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Bob Byrd-king of the pork barrel Hillary-please, god, please. Michael Savage or whatever his name is-radio dude is gonna blow a gasket during one of his nightly melts. two players to be named later today, I just wanna get these picks in. Let's throw in a wayyyyyyy overdue fukker. Fidel Castro And I...

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Bob Byrd-king of the pork barrel Hillary-please, god, please. Michael Savage or whatever his name is-radio dude is gonna blow a gasket during one of his nightly melts. two players to be named later today, I just wanna get these picks in. Let's throw in a wayyyyyyy overdue fukker. Fidel Castro And I ...

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mvscal wrote:
Raydah James wrote:A few eyeball pokes wouldnt hurt, either.
Why do you think he wears a visor?

any idiot knows that the proper blocking technique for the eyeball poke is the flat hand vertically across the bridge of the nose. only pussies use visors.

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I don't have a problem with Barry hanging up his cleats in the prime of his career. What I do have a problem with is how he did it. He up and quit right before the season. He should have let them know at the end of the previous season, which would have allowed them a little more time to plan exactly...

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Fucking RaydahFan KILLS me....after all, hurting an opposing player was probably the ONLY way the Raydahs got over on their opponents back in the day. Worked wonders for Ben Davidson....that is, until Otis Taylor kicked his fucking ass....:lol: :lol: :lol: Nahhh, back in the day they were thugs, bu...

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Did he hold out before his contract was up? If he did, then, OK, maybe he bitched a little. I'm not really talking about the monetary end of things. I am talking about the fact that the cowgirl playbook consisted pretty much of emmit left, emmit right and emmit up the middle for a number of years an...

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fukk that muther fukker. the guvernator better not save his sorry gangbang'n ass.

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As a kid I used to like dave casper. He seemed like the all american eagle scout kinda dude. Everyone else who has ever been a raiduh can burn in hell. And Roger the Dodger. Hated the boys, but, just respect the hell outta him even though you knew that mutherfukker was gonna find a way to break your...

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You don't know too much about football or you just crawled out from a freakin boulder. Needless to say, takes like this are a clear indication you need to stay out of the football forum. Drew's a prick and hopefully he loses every single one of his clients. Guilty as charged. I work sundays so I do...

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It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. A...

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Was he the one behind TO's contract holdout this summer? If so, I hope everybody fires his sorry ass. You don't know too much about football or you just crawled out from a freakin boulder. Needless to say, takes like this are a clear indication you need to stay out of the football forum. Drew's a p...

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It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. A...

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2. Raiduh fan. Love'em or hate'em....actually, more like hate'em or really fukkin' hate'em, you have to give raiduh fan his due. Even when the faiduhs are sucking, he will be there, loud and proud committing all manner of felony just as if they we're winning the superbowl. Are you freakin joking me...

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Was he the one behind TO's contract holdout this summer? If so, I hope everybody fires his sorry ass.

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gotta go with mvscal. The proper wording of the question should have been... "Who will the colts sodomize in the superbowl. Nasty defense. Check. Solid running game. Check. Peyton Manning, who in addition to being the coolest, collected QB in the league, did a pretty good Dan Marino immitation ...

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Barring horrible injuries, the colts are gonna run the fukking table. Good luck, Jax, you'll need it.

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I'm sorry, I musta missed the part where Rosey had his hand jammed up TO's arse like a sock puppet, calling out his entire team.

Maybe he is a worthless POS, but, I kinda doubt he is the reason TO went Chernobyl. TO would be the same clkassless POS if Jesus Christ himself was his agent.

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KC Scott wrote: Coods,

Wanna bet the Cheifs finish win more than 1 of their final 4 games?

Didn't think so.

wow, scott, you sure got a set fo brass balls. Willing to go way out on a limb and actually predict your team play better than .250 ball?

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It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. At...

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I was at the falls a little over a year ago. Get more than a block or two away from the falls and it was absolutely shitty. Almost as depressing as Utica which, unfortunately, doesn't have a world famous landmark. There was one thing in Utica that didn't suck. It was a sports bar named Zeb's. I got ...

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Blitzen wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:my IQ is 142
Metric?

Close. Canadian. That's about 85-90 US. But, it's smarter than it was a few years ago when there was about a 50% conversion. Still nothing to write home about.

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Bsmack, You live in the crapchester area, don't you? You really don't need to be talking locale smack. I have been to upstate NY. Beautiful country, but, just about every single crappy little town is depressed as hell, economically. I was in Utica for a week back in 96 the middle of Clinton's greate...

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more republican "bad intelligence" being fed to the public. What dupes we all are. We are actually in the middle a a huge depression. The only companies with economic growth are haliburton and Exxon mobil.

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For in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean "the blood blots of self-mutilated flesh from a loathsome, foamingly rabid she-wolf on shredded toilet paper"), Coulter packs in so much bullshit about Iraq that you can see the turds slipping through the cracks. It'...

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Do you think for one second, that these people are not affected by the bickering they see amongst american politicians? You are an idiot if you think an Iraq picks up a gun because an American says the war in iraq is a farce. you are an even bigger idiot if you think the shitbag insurgent terrorist...

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Let's get one thing clear here and now ... just because we "talk" about Iraq, whether in a bar among two drunks, or on a national level, it's not going to enbolden the terrorists any more nor any less. They are ALREADY emboldened. The U.S. having a discussion about how we're conducting th...

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Faiduh may be on to something. Parcells is an absolute master at dealing with players. He knows how to work different situations. I am not saying that he'll take any shit, cause the big tuna don't need to do that with anybody. I can see him sitting TO down and telling him that he can get some jewelr...

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Thanks for proving that you know jack fucking shit about football or the cap. Not that im surprised- you are the douchenozzle that said a fucking '57 gullwing could beat most muscle cars. Fucking clueless tard :lol: Oh NO he dih-unt!! :shock: :meds: You cant make shit like that up, Paul. In fact, M...

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Don't know. Going to the sis in law's for dinner. But one thing's for sure. There better not be no smucker's blackberry jam there.

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fukk you right back faiduh. the raiders, back when they were actually the raiduhs as opposed to faiduhs, were always a collection of black sheep that didn't fit in anywhere else. that formula got them more than 1 super bowl ring. the day they start shunning talent like TO because he is bad for team ...

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lemme see if I got this right. he's suspended 4 games without pay. then, the checks start again and he can go play golf or do whateverthefukk it is he does in his off time. I really don't think we'll need to keep to away from the shower rods. He can spend the next 7 or 8 months getting himself in sh...

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With each thrust from Johnnie, bitch unloads a new pile of yak like she’s a fucking play-doh taffy machine.

Rack mo and johnnie!!!

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The yutes beat the college football forum? I didn't know they had a team.

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speaking of utes, my cousin vinny was on comedy central last night.

damn I wanna do marissa tomei.

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And on that note, your O-line is not all its cracked up to be. If you didn't have a RB who could out manuver everyone and a QB who has great vision and can get rid of the ball fast, your record would signify how bad your line is. didn't watch the game, but, I saw holes that My dead grandma with shu...

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