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by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3849

It's a well-known fact that terrorists pass information over the internet whilst masquerading as sex-crazed 14 year-old girls. The man was only doing his job. It's Political Correctness gone mad. You're a fucking idiot. Perhaps. But, at least he is an idiot with a sense of humor and writing skills.
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the best free tax software?
Replies: 5
Views: 265

yeah, only a tool would use phillips heads.

do you recommend fine or coarse thread?
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WAR GENE PITNEY
Replies: 5
Views: 366

I live in that dude's hometown, or right next to it, anyway. I am told that his nephew or cousin or something or other used to own my house.

Guess this makes me famous.
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK ME TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 775

Shouldn't you be out on your bike, helping in the search for quadrevion and purvis?
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goodbye Winchester!
Replies: 8
Views: 654

Re: Goodbye Winchester!

The Doors that open to brick walls, the chimneys that don't go all the way to the top (to trick the Evil ghosts.. because evil ghosts are dumb!). The trap doors, the rooms that have no visible doors... It's an awesome place and a must see while in San Jose, California!! what a stupid cunt. Obviousl...
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want a new title
Replies: 18
Views: 899

how 'bout coonass?
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tonight's AI pileon thread.
Replies: 29
Views: 1546

tonight's AI pileon thread.

allright, you closet AI watching faggits, here I am again. come and get it. just finished watching that "nauwwty little minx" kelly. dayum. somebody in here had a thread last week about some little skank turning 18. they reasoned that if you lust after anything under 18, yer a ped. well, y...
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 01-02-03-04-05-06
Replies: 9
Views: 400

a little loose with the racks tonight, arent ya, mike? gotta make them work for them a little.
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the best free tax software?
Replies: 5
Views: 265

guilty as charged. i am a cheap bastid. so, looks like printing it and mailing it is the way to go then.
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the best free tax software?
Replies: 5
Views: 265

what's the best free tax software?

I've done my taxes online the past few years with aledged free software. Seems you alway end up paying something for extra features or to file your state form. Any recommendations for a cheap fukker would be appreciated. I've received the usual spam from taxACT and turbotax and prolly a few others I...
by smackaholic
Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Howard Stern really thinks of his fans.
Replies: 54
Views: 2331

artie has to be better than ever, since his sucking worse than before is pretty much impossible. bring back stuttering john, and I might consider a subscription
by smackaholic
Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iranian Torpedos?
Replies: 44
Views: 2598

First off, a sonobuoy doesn't detect magnetic fields, a MAD boom does. It works pretty well with aircraft because you can hang the boom below the craft where it's own magnetic field doesn't bother it. This don't work too good with surface/sub crafts. Secondly, everybody knows Natalee is in the dunes...
by smackaholic
Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iranian Torpedos?
Replies: 44
Views: 2598

even though that ruskkie torpedo is flying through a layer of bubbles, it created, that doesn't change the fact that it's still gotta push a lot of water out of the way in a hurry. and it is extremely noisy. so, i guess it might be somewhat effective against a large surface ship, but, there is no wa...
by smackaholic
Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Think Anyone Might've Been Drinkin' a Little?
Replies: 7
Views: 881

they probably figured, "wow, we done drove into the river. good thing we got us one of them indestructable SUVs."
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iranian Torpedos?
Replies: 44
Views: 2598

I'm no submarine expert and I didn't even stay at that hotel that's 'sposed to make you smart, but, I am in a submarine type reserve unit chock full of fukkers that have been there and done that aboard a sub. So, from being around these fukkers I have learned a thing or two about subs. So, here's th...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Duke Uproar
Replies: 153
Views: 10406

question.

is it possible to determine though a medical exam, the difference between getting raped and just fukked real good?
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas professor calling for Gringo...
Replies: 21
Views: 981

jeeebus kayriiiist socal, where'd you get that avatard? how the hell does she stand up? gotta be a wytch yob.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sussery?
Replies: 23
Views: 799

taint waxing? or is that included with the standard asshole wax?
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?
Replies: 15
Views: 1567

Atomic Punk wrote:Unrealistic homers are the only ones that had a chance this year. How many George Mason alums won their pools? I'm guessing quite a bit.
that might have been so until the gators sent them home. SEC fan has to be doing pretty well now.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Duke Uproar
Replies: 153
Views: 10406

nahhhh. not black enough. how 'bout elton brand?
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 19021

Good luck with the squirts. I hope they are not as bad as the egyptian variety. I got a case of them on the bus ride from cairo back to alexandria. Somewhere in the desert midway between cairo and alexandria, I am sure there is a decent sized patch of vegetation where I made akhmed pull the bus over...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Duke Uproar
Replies: 153
Views: 10406

I normally detest "urban" rioting and pillaging. But, this is Duke we are talking about.

Burn baby burn. Teach then preppy little faggot white boys a thing or two. :)
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goodbye Winchester!
Replies: 8
Views: 654

Re: Goodbye Winchester!

The Doors that open to brick walls, the chimneys that don't go all the way to the top (to trick the Evil ghosts.. because evil ghosts are dumb!). The trap doors, the rooms that have no visible doors... It's an awesome place and a must see while in San Jose, California!! what a stupid cunt. Obviousl...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Me.
Replies: 25
Views: 1009

Re: Rack Me.

Now all I gotta do is figure out why my knees hurt so badly when trying to ride it (really really hurt, like arthritic hurt), and why it's so much harder to go uphill than it is on my primary bike. The seat is too low. what ^^^^ said. It absolutely amazes me how most people think that the proper ri...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the chairforce pilot who....
Replies: 4
Views: 278

wonder what happened? speculation on the tube that a poorly secured load shifting during takeoff can do it. If so, there's a loadmaster somewhere having a bad day.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the chairforce pilot who....
Replies: 4
Views: 278

Rack the chairforce pilot who....

put that C-5 back on the ground in just three pieces. and no fireball? lucky fukkers.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sussery?
Replies: 23
Views: 799

Fat Bones wrote:[font=Verdana]The Sussery [/font]

I think it's the name of a gay bar in the 314.
I think it's more like a gax bar in the U&L since Dins came up to it.

Actually gax bar in the U&L is kinda redundant.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place needs a drum circle
Replies: 5
Views: 297

wtf was that? a bunch of nocal hippies dressing up like genies and having a kegger?

seems like the kinda place where chime sales would be strong though.
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWDD?
Replies: 23
Views: 1037

Risa wrote:as for quadrevion, i think he and purvis are no longer with us :(
just pray for them. they need them, and their families need them too.
If I was quad, I'd ask god if it's OK to get a regular name like billy or something as soon as I got to heaven.
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Howard Stern really thinks of his fans.
Replies: 54
Views: 2331

wtf does bababooey do besides kiss howard's arse and talk about that day's show?
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take me out to the... cock fighting match?
Replies: 12
Views: 1311

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Trampis wrote:
Derron wrote:
Anywhere you find Mexicans, you will find cockfighting.
Anywhere you find poor whites you will find methlabs and poached animal carcasses
Don't forget the mullets.
Or '80s monte carlos with atleast 3 different body panel colors.
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone drop a MOAB over Durham North Carolina
Replies: 41
Views: 3134

Image

for you young feller's that never seen any pron from before 1990, that right there on his chin is what a pron star's cooter used to look like.
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Howard Stern really thinks of his fans.
Replies: 54
Views: 2331

when is bubba on? we had him here in the hartford market for about a year before the station went hip-hop. an r rated ned must be pretty damn funny. his crank phone calls are awesome.
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Howard Stern really thinks of his fans.
Replies: 54
Views: 2331

i would pay for an r rated version of the old stern, but, if his sirius gig is just a continuation of the whine-a-thon his show has become over the past 5 years with naughty words added, I'll pass. I am considering getting sat radio just for the comedy channels. Went to lunch a few weeks ago with a ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 6328

electric start is for limp wristed faggits. I got me a kick start job.

sin,

faiduh james
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 6328

Personally, I go with battery power for my vibrators. It's just safer. An 18 volt shock to the prostate is just a tingle, kinda nice actually. 110 AC on the other hand is too much even for a professional like me. So you amateurs can go ahead with your plug in jobs. I ain't riskin' my ass to some POS...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oil Change Today
Replies: 22
Views: 1268

you'll use any excuse to have a shot at that cat's ass, won't you?
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWDD?
Replies: 23
Views: 1037

mace, you better watch out or dins will bring the dreaded property value smack once again.
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 6328

Here in the most horrifically taxed state in the union, the actual permit cost is peanuts compared to the effect on property taxes. If I ever decide to finish part of my basement, I'd consider doing it without a permit. It would depend on how much longer I intended to stay in the home. If I planned ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 6328

Maybe it's different where you live, but I'll explain how it works here -- believe it or not...and I know this is a difficult concept...but around here, they don't just let homeowners arbitrarily decide how many square feet their house is on their own whim. Why not? Do they hold your dick for you o...