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It's a well-known fact that terrorists pass information over the internet whilst masquerading as sex-crazed 14 year-old girls. The man was only doing his job. It's Political Correctness gone mad. You're a fucking idiot. Perhaps. But, at least he is an idiot with a sense of humor and writing skills.

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yeah, only a tool would use phillips heads.

do you recommend fine or coarse thread?

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I live in that dude's hometown, or right next to it, anyway. I am told that his nephew or cousin or something or other used to own my house.

Guess this makes me famous.

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Shouldn't you be out on your bike, helping in the search for quadrevion and purvis?

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The Doors that open to brick walls, the chimneys that don't go all the way to the top (to trick the Evil ghosts.. because evil ghosts are dumb!). The trap doors, the rooms that have no visible doors... It's an awesome place and a must see while in San Jose, California!! what a stupid cunt. Obviousl...

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how 'bout coonass?

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allright, you closet AI watching faggits, here I am again. come and get it. just finished watching that "nauwwty little minx" kelly. dayum. somebody in here had a thread last week about some little skank turning 18. they reasoned that if you lust after anything under 18, yer a ped. well, y...

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a little loose with the racks tonight, arent ya, mike? gotta make them work for them a little.

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guilty as charged. i am a cheap bastid. so, looks like printing it and mailing it is the way to go then.

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I've done my taxes online the past few years with aledged free software. Seems you alway end up paying something for extra features or to file your state form. Any recommendations for a cheap fukker would be appreciated. I've received the usual spam from taxACT and turbotax and prolly a few others I...

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artie has to be better than ever, since his sucking worse than before is pretty much impossible. bring back stuttering john, and I might consider a subscription

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First off, a sonobuoy doesn't detect magnetic fields, a MAD boom does. It works pretty well with aircraft because you can hang the boom below the craft where it's own magnetic field doesn't bother it. This don't work too good with surface/sub crafts. Secondly, everybody knows Natalee is in the dunes...

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even though that ruskkie torpedo is flying through a layer of bubbles, it created, that doesn't change the fact that it's still gotta push a lot of water out of the way in a hurry. and it is extremely noisy. so, i guess it might be somewhat effective against a large surface ship, but, there is no wa...

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they probably figured, "wow, we done drove into the river. good thing we got us one of them indestructable SUVs."

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I'm no submarine expert and I didn't even stay at that hotel that's 'sposed to make you smart, but, I am in a submarine type reserve unit chock full of fukkers that have been there and done that aboard a sub. So, from being around these fukkers I have learned a thing or two about subs. So, here's th...

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question.

is it possible to determine though a medical exam, the difference between getting raped and just fukked real good?

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jeeebus kayriiiist socal, where'd you get that avatard? how the hell does she stand up? gotta be a wytch yob.

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taint waxing? or is that included with the standard asshole wax?

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Atomic Punk wrote:Unrealistic homers are the only ones that had a chance this year. How many George Mason alums won their pools? I'm guessing quite a bit.

that might have been so until the gators sent them home. SEC fan has to be doing pretty well now.

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nahhhh. not black enough. how 'bout elton brand?

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Good luck with the squirts. I hope they are not as bad as the egyptian variety. I got a case of them on the bus ride from cairo back to alexandria. Somewhere in the desert midway between cairo and alexandria, I am sure there is a decent sized patch of vegetation where I made akhmed pull the bus over...

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I normally detest "urban" rioting and pillaging. But, this is Duke we are talking about.

Burn baby burn. Teach then preppy little faggot white boys a thing or two. :)

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The Doors that open to brick walls, the chimneys that don't go all the way to the top (to trick the Evil ghosts.. because evil ghosts are dumb!). The trap doors, the rooms that have no visible doors... It's an awesome place and a must see while in San Jose, California!! what a stupid cunt. Obviousl...

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Now all I gotta do is figure out why my knees hurt so badly when trying to ride it (really really hurt, like arthritic hurt), and why it's so much harder to go uphill than it is on my primary bike. The seat is too low. what ^^^^ said. It absolutely amazes me how most people think that the proper ri...

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wonder what happened? speculation on the tube that a poorly secured load shifting during takeoff can do it. If so, there's a loadmaster somewhere having a bad day.

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put that C-5 back on the ground in just three pieces. and no fireball? lucky fukkers.

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Fat Bones wrote:[font=Verdana]The Sussery [/font]

I think it's the name of a gay bar in the 314.

I think it's more like a gax bar in the U&L since Dins came up to it.

Actually gax bar in the U&L is kinda redundant.

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wtf was that? a bunch of nocal hippies dressing up like genies and having a kegger?

seems like the kinda place where chime sales would be strong though.

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Risa wrote:as for quadrevion, i think he and purvis are no longer with us :(
just pray for them. they need them, and their families need them too.

If I was quad, I'd ask god if it's OK to get a regular name like billy or something as soon as I got to heaven.

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wtf does bababooey do besides kiss howard's arse and talk about that day's show?

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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Trampis wrote:
Derron wrote:
Anywhere you find Mexicans, you will find cockfighting.

Anywhere you find poor whites you will find methlabs and poached animal carcasses
Don't forget the mullets.

Or '80s monte carlos with atleast 3 different body panel colors.

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for you young feller's that never seen any pron from before 1990, that right there on his chin is what a pron star's cooter used to look like.

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when is bubba on? we had him here in the hartford market for about a year before the station went hip-hop. an r rated ned must be pretty damn funny. his crank phone calls are awesome.

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i would pay for an r rated version of the old stern, but, if his sirius gig is just a continuation of the whine-a-thon his show has become over the past 5 years with naughty words added, I'll pass. I am considering getting sat radio just for the comedy channels. Went to lunch a few weeks ago with a ...

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electric start is for limp wristed faggits. I got me a kick start job.

sin,

faiduh james

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Personally, I go with battery power for my vibrators. It's just safer. An 18 volt shock to the prostate is just a tingle, kinda nice actually. 110 AC on the other hand is too much even for a professional like me. So you amateurs can go ahead with your plug in jobs. I ain't riskin' my ass to some POS...

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you'll use any excuse to have a shot at that cat's ass, won't you?

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mace, you better watch out or dins will bring the dreaded property value smack once again.

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Here in the most horrifically taxed state in the union, the actual permit cost is peanuts compared to the effect on property taxes. If I ever decide to finish part of my basement, I'd consider doing it without a permit. It would depend on how much longer I intended to stay in the home. If I planned ...

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Maybe it's different where you live, but I'll explain how it works here -- believe it or not...and I know this is a difficult concept...but around here, they don't just let homeowners arbitrarily decide how many square feet their house is on their own whim. Why not? Do they hold your dick for you o...

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