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by MadRussian
Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Russkies Freak Out
Replies: 21
Views: 1861

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Are you trying to say Patriot missiles really didn't intercept Scuds? :lol:
by MadRussian
Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 3958

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

He's trolling - and it worked. No, I'm not. Don't speak until you're spoken to. I'm tired. I'm sick and fucking tired of the Administration spitting in the faces of voters. I'm sick and fucking tired of a president who railed against so many things wrong about the Bush administration: The assassina...
by MadRussian
Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)
Replies: 134
Views: 11734

Re: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)

smackaholic wrote:
Martyred wrote: I think that's Moving Sale's prolapsed anus riding up her wrist. Looks like a real party girl.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

x3 holy shit :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favourite "mvscal-isms"
Replies: 50
Views: 3425

Re: Favourite "mvscal-isms"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My favorite MadRussianism:
MadRussian wrote:

Was that supposed to hurt my feelings or something?
Should I be crushed that you don't like my posts?




PS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favourite "mvscal-isms"
Replies: 50
Views: 3425

Re: Favourite "mvscal-isms"

I don't want to suck mvscal's cock, but the dude is a sig factory. I've probably enjoyed some of my biggest RL LOL's at some of his statements. My sig is a tribute. I wept when I saw that one. So what? You weep at big words and math equations that involve more than two figures. You like male porpoi...
by MadRussian
Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another rant
Replies: 6
Views: 658

Re: Another rant

Roach wrote:Be glad you don't have to work with These little monsters . . .

Image
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: La Raz-ing Arizona
Replies: 28
Views: 1608

Re: La Raz-ing Arizona

Brand them and catapult the fucks back over the rio grande
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Romney's VP, call it
Replies: 224
Views: 7239

Re: Romney's VP, call it

C'mon guys, isn't anyone awake? the robot from Kolob is going with Indiana guv Mitch Daniels, another lock-step lunatic dedicated to Permanent War and national suicide. Fat Boy from Joisy crapped out, crazy MILF from South Carolina is a little too loud and unstable for the old boys, while Rubio is ...
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9309

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

I find it hysterical that it gets some of your tard's pussies in a cramp.. That would be plausible if that was your intention. Allow me you finish your quote. This will never not be hysterical, awesome to see AP is still in a melt over it years later :lol: :lol: :lol: Can you at least try to get th...
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9309

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

Its funny that some of you tards get your pussies in a cramp over my wytch.........ever consider thats why I post it? Not really, because by your own admission that's not why you post it ad nauseum. This will never not be hysterical, You may be the dimmest bulb to ever check in here. Hi, dumbfuck. ...
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9309

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

The best part is that with each and every post, AP and his ilkmate Tardrussian, think they're actually getting over ... which is pretty much the real comedy here. People with a complete and utter lack of self-awareness are generally funny. The thought of "getting over" actually never ente...
by MadRussian
Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9309

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

Screw_Michigan wrote:And yet again, for the one millionth time, only you, tardrussian, would have to unnecessarily doctor up a photo that was already hilarious to begin with. Fuck off, already.
Dab some salve on your swollen, raw vagina, FFS you half a sissy.
by MadRussian
Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3504

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

Dinsdale wrote:No shit, AP... next thing you know, he'll be telling us he shot down a Russian sub.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9309

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

This will never not be hysterical, awesome to see AP is still in a melt over it years later :lol: :lol: :lol:
Image
by MadRussian
Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3504

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

Sorry, russky, but save your sputtered venom for the hypocritical right-wing assholes supporting the military in the first place. You know, the jerk-offs who believe we could have won in Vietnam, or that invading Panama was okay, and too deposing the duly elected president of Haiti, and of course w...
by MadRussian
Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3504

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

I'm referring to you, Mall Cop, and others who had nothing going on and had to get something so what the hell let's sign up-- money for college --and now you're a wind-up parrot for Rusp Limpdick. Good job. Now shoot yourself, as is the gallingly growing trend. Or what? Wake the fuck up and die, yo...
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3504

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

Well, "roach," the documentary in question, "The Tillman Story" (2010) contains a great deal of information which was intended to be left unexamined. It is not in dispute, but right there before your eyes. Perhaps you should examine some of the basic facts which Rummy and his co...
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944
Replies: 65
Views: 3912

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944

I have always wanted to do that tour, props, MVSCAL
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3504

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

LTS TRN 2 wrote:so..name one of these. go ahead, try. 8)
Die in a fire, thanks.
by MadRussian
Sun May 27, 2012 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc, serious question about homosexuals
Replies: 451
Views: 27473

Re: Jsc, serious question about homosexuals

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Newsweek-Obama-Gay-President.jpg It was known years ago that Barry likes the dick. Nice going, News? weak. What "news" will you bring us next? Barry is a fraud? First gay President? I don't think so. http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2...
by MadRussian
Mon May 21, 2012 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TVO sighting:
Replies: 18
Views: 1150

Re: TVO sighting:

Lets hope he give a bridge abutment a love tap at about 80, fucker would look like a turtle in Mario world bouncing all around
by MadRussian
Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Classic Vids... from the 80's that are still "Fly"
Replies: 22
Views: 726

Re: Classic Vids... from the 80's that are still "Fly"

I am pretty sure he has surpassed KC Kaley, and possibly rival AP as biggest board tard in history
by MadRussian
Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

Okay, mr2. hardcrow says you sent him some very nice windchimes years ago in return for a logo he did for you. Sooooo.....how does that make you a musician? I've been playing the clarinet since I was 5 years old... and picked up basically every other instrument rather easily since then. I tune my p...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chum in the water attracts sharks? No way
Replies: 4
Views: 712

Re: Chum in the water attracts sharks? No way

Wouldn't it be easier to have started this thread in the TROTS forum? Dont be mad because your asshole emits a constant discharge of blood, semen, decaying rodents, and rotting flesh. Maybe you can get a job squatting over the side of a boat and letting your lifestyle of faggotry make some coin for...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

I see Goober is as big a lardassed tard as ever.
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So! Obama's gonna keep us in Afghanistan for 10 more years!
Replies: 24
Views: 1971

Re: So! Obama's gonna keep us in Afghanistan for 10 more ye

Yeah, yeah, there's actually two real lies there--his promise of transparency and the five-day rule. The others cited are just repetitive. But this still begs the obvious--that Romney is MUCH worse, especially in the very areas cited by the hit piece you offer. Save us your Nugent hysterics--as nor...
by MadRussian
Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So! Obama's gonna keep us in Afghanistan for 10 more years!
Replies: 24
Views: 1971

Re: So! Obama's gonna keep us in Afghanistan for 10 more ye

Only brain washed libtarded fucking buffoons would consider voting for this lying, incompetent mongrel
by MadRussian
Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

Sorry, Windchimes aren't musical instruments That's funny... I had you pegged for a right-winged zealot... and not a musical critic. Let me help you out here.... as artists... we all roll with each other (hardcrow)... in a small circle and laugh at people like you. Just a heads up... my cubicle tar...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

Mtool is such a fucking semen drunk faggot that his roids have been pounded so much they have cauliflower ear.

Why don't you run of into the sunset with that faggot AP?
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

MadRussian wrote:Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?
bump
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dirt
Replies: 66
Views: 2496

Re: Dirt

Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Teacher hammering 18 yo gets busted
Replies: 36
Views: 1066

Re: Teacher hammering 18 yo gets busted

Image Says it all for AP
by MadRussian
Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tuscaloosa Waffle House Brawl
Replies: 40
Views: 3282

Re: Tuscaloosa Waffle House Brawl

http://www.thugreport.com/
Shows teh state of our country