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by MadRussian
Sat May 24, 2008 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Flunk
Replies: 88
Views: 7111

Re: Atomic Flunk

His ass is bruised from the plungering :lol:
by MadRussian
Fri May 23, 2008 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Splash and Dash"
Replies: 25
Views: 814

Re: "Splash and Dash"

mvscal wrote:
Risa wrote:That woman's alive and aware.
Didn't the autopsy reveal that her brain resembled a half-empty bowl of oatmeal?


Oh fuck!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mad Russian
Replies: 7
Views: 752

Re: Mad Russian

D4663R! ring a bell? :twisted:
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}
Replies: 7
Views: 425

Re: Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}

I just re-read this threads title.....Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}
:lol: :lol: :lol:
fits her :twisted:
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mad Russian
Replies: 7
Views: 752

Re: Mad Russian

LLRPs ended when 75th Regiment Ranger was created
3rd Batt A co 2-2 55D
MadRussian was my call sign in teh Army, cause people had trouble saying my last name.
How what in teh fuck do you want, walking feminine hygiene bucket of rotted carp?
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 12:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION
Replies: 20
Views: 534

Re: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION

I dont need time. How big of a faggot can I wytch AP into? Ummmmm... is there a need? http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9400/size205jp2.jpg This happens to be one of those instances where no wytching is required. But yet, also one of those instances where someone thinks it would be funny to wytch ...
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION
Replies: 20
Views: 534

Re: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION

I dont need time.
How big of a faggot can I wytch AP into?
No brainer, really
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION
Replies: 20
Views: 534

Re: Atomic Panties: THE CONSPIRACY THEORY EDITION

"freshen up his hoo-haw" That imagery is funny, yet disturbing. I picture AP bent over, standing atop the sink looking thru his legs... GAAAAA! Are you a fucking cock snorkling faggot or something? Why in the FUCK are you "picturing" AP bent over? http://i9.photobucket.com/album...
by MadRussian
Thu May 22, 2008 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9006

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

Atomic Punk wrote:Image.
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5237

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

yeah, I know. i don't bring teh funnay. And even if I did, it wouldn't be funnay -- or intentionally on my end. oh well. You've gotten off a few good ones in my direction. Trying to be funny would be a tremendous improvement. This whole thing where you slam your fingertips down to the bone for ever...
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5237

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

yeah, I know. i don't bring teh funnay. And even if I did, it wouldn't be funnay -- or intentionally on my end. oh well. You did make me laff my ass off in the KCKaley "ran him off of teh interwebz" thread, that was one of teh worst ass kickings until AP's menses panties picture, and teh ...
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9006

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours. I, for...
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annie / Risa: Average color?
Replies: 7
Views: 1003

Re: Annie / Risa: Average color?

I will go with rusted barge black
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}
Replies: 7
Views: 425

Re: Risa

Bobby posts a simple pic of Farahgoons face JSC posts the truth that the mans a disgrace Risa hasn't replied The MR shows a chick as she pushes out her stool He cries oh, girl you must be sad, What the fucks wrong with you was it the dinner you had Ken's at the door and starts a scene, And his tear...
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}
Replies: 7
Views: 425

Re: Risa

Ken wrote:Image
by MadRussian
Wed May 21, 2008 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa !! {G, poop, sand pussy}
Replies: 7
Views: 425

Re: Risa

A better substitute
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Edited By HH.

Nobody wants to see that shit. literally.
by MadRussian
Tue May 20, 2008 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9006

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

Image
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by MadRussian
Sat May 17, 2008 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5237

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Adelpiero wrote:Ted Kennedy as a senator, proves there is a whole population of tards in Massachusetts.
DAMN good point
by MadRussian
Sat May 17, 2008 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa vs PSUFan on: laundry
Replies: 36
Views: 2349

Re: Risa vs PSUFan on: laundry

Risa goes au naturel and uses dog ticks and leeches as cun sponges is what I got out of this thread
by MadRussian
Sat May 17, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5237

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

smackaholic wrote:that old drunk has been exhibiting stroke like symptoms for the last 20 years.

i prefer he stay alive long enough to watch his boy barak not get elected.
:lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Sat May 17, 2008 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal vs psufan on: torture
Replies: 15
Views: 1673

Re: mvscal vs psufan on: torture

RACK the troops fucking with teh terrorists, I have more respect for cockroachs
Non uniformed combatants have no fucking rights in my opinion
Fuck them, good bitework training for teh dogs, I am glad to see they are being used to further teh training of our K9 units
Diaperhead shitskins
by MadRussian
Fri May 09, 2008 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Replies: 32
Views: 3095

Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)

You are a cock snorkeling faggot, pickle tickling ass hobbit
by MadRussian
Thu May 08, 2008 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm starting to believe one Jewish stereotype
Replies: 15
Views: 608

Re: I'm starting to believe one Jewish stereotype

WAR canister/flechette/beehive rounds
by MadRussian
Tue May 06, 2008 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6356

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

FUCK this bullshit. NONE of you goddamn ass-reamed slapdicks even DESERVE to be in The Crew. This is an ELITE organization, and not a single one of you limpdicks could fucking roll with us. I'm fucking PISSED. Go shove that beer bottle up your ass big end first cocksmoking faggot. Nobody gives a ra...
by MadRussian
Sun May 04, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
Replies: 4
Views: 794

Re: KFC Nog Gif Request

Image
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by MadRussian
Sat May 03, 2008 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption this picture...
Replies: 1
Views: 259

Re: Caption this picture...

Damn, look ups there.
Ever since Big Pickle's Daddy started taking all our cocks, he even flies gay
by MadRussian
Sat May 03, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
Replies: 4
Views: 794

Re: KFC Nog Gif Request

Image
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by MadRussian
Sat May 03, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3483

Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP

They still reamed your dad out pickle tickling cockpark
by MadRussian
Sat May 03, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3483

Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP

It appears that they finally dropped one too many bombs in him
by MadRussian
Fri May 02, 2008 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5857

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Nishlord wrote:Image

Ah, so that's where my wristwatch got to.
Oh FUCK!!! Bwhahahahaaa!!!
RACK it!

Image
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by MadRussian
Fri May 02, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6356

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

This thread sucks roids as bad as the faggot crew.
Hey Stevo, go shave your balls with a chainsaw you semen drunk cock juggling pullchain stall boy glory faggit
by MadRussian
Fri May 02, 2008 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3483

Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP

No wonder pickle hates ni663rs
If my dad had been killed by having his lower colon perforated by a giant balck mandingo cock, I would probably hate them that bad too.
by MadRussian
Fri May 02, 2008 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3483

Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP

Pickle - if by 1 chance in several trillion you're not trolling - I'm actually sorry about your dad. I think you're a shit troll/fucking idiot, but I actually wouldn't wish death on you or anybody in your family (like you've done to me). Hope that helps. Gee, thanks Spray. I apologize for saying th...
by MadRussian
Fri May 02, 2008 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3483

Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP

RACK all Vets. If your father did pass away and you arent trolling, sorry to hear that.

YOu are still a calss A fucktard though
by MadRussian
Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bwa! Rack Dan and the Alliance
Replies: 24
Views: 2610

Re: Bwa! Rack Dan and the Alliance

This is not really a laughing matter and it figures the peanut gallery would be all over this. Posting flashing images isn't a neat idea either. Have you ever really seen a person have a seizure? I have. It's a pretty scary thing. It will shake you up for a while that's for sure. Our neighbor at ou...
by MadRussian
Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey photog fags.....
Replies: 19
Views: 629

Re: Hey photog fags.....

What about this faggot?
Image
by MadRussian
Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Gang Tactic in Monkeytown
Replies: 23
Views: 1039

Re: New Gang Tactic in Monkeytown

Most nogs are approx half a chromosome from a shit flinging group of enraged monkeys
by MadRussian
Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: wtf, ASS HOLES?
Replies: 4
Views: 361

Re: wtf, ASS HOLES?

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