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by MadRussian
Mon May 25, 2009 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new Secretary of Defense ?
Replies: 28
Views: 1777

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Van wrote:Mgo got married?

Mgo, married. Classic.

:mrgreen:
Oh thats right, gay marriages are not legal.
Scratch that then.. His "life partner" then :lol:
by MadRussian
Mon May 25, 2009 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new Secretary of Defense ?
Replies: 28
Views: 1777

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

:meds: That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass. Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck. I guess what I said hit home for you, huh prancing princess? Does your wife know you long to daily throat massage your patron saint o...
by MadRussian
Sun May 24, 2009 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: .net Radio Show.
Replies: 10
Views: 1988

Re: .net Radio Show.

Russ and Tigerdog? I think I'd rather fist myself than interact with those idiots on any level. Kindly tell them I said, "fuck off", will ya Mr. Spray? Thanks. They are banned from here... right? RIGHT? Deciders? Hello. I'd request some ZZTop or Molly Hatchet, but I'm pretty sure you have...
by MadRussian
Sun May 24, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new Secretary of Defense ?
Replies: 28
Views: 1777

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

The amount of cock slobbering for obango in this thraed is disturbing
by MadRussian
Tue May 19, 2009 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the disrespect has GOT to stop
Replies: 16
Views: 2251

Re: the disrespect has GOT to stop

Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?
by MadRussian
Tue May 19, 2009 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maxim's 100 hottest...
Replies: 39
Views: 1473

Re: Maxim's 100 hottest...

I dont find her sexy in the least bit
Image
by MadRussian
Sun May 17, 2009 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When is this year's Smackoff??
Replies: 254
Views: 10960

Re: When is this year's Smackoff??

Just more evidence that everything you post blows. Btw, that was a very fascinating story you told about going over to another message board. And then you went on to tell us how you read it. And you weren't impressed. Really compelling stuff. You're like Mark fucking Twain. Seriously, nobody, but n...
by MadRussian
Sun May 17, 2009 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Cajun's Take on Terrorists
Replies: 26
Views: 788

Re: A Cajun's Take on Terrorists

Hmmm you seem threatened.
Vaginal seepage much?
by MadRussian
Sun May 17, 2009 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Cajun's Take on Terrorists
Replies: 26
Views: 788

Re: A Cajun's Take on Terrorists

Awesome.
If only we could do that to the libtarded faggots here too
by MadRussian
Sun May 17, 2009 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When is this year's Smackoff??
Replies: 254
Views: 10960

Re: When is this year's Smackoff??

Hey, Lulu, how about a smackoff round right now? A vs. thread. Me vs.you? That's a great idea. Some of us have missed your incessant whining about the judging and would love to see another round. :meds: But it might be a better idea for you to take you no game ass to another location where your sma...
by MadRussian
Sun May 10, 2009 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pet store
Replies: 11
Views: 728

Re: Pet store

jiminphilly wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:My Jane has been pestering me for a long time about wanting a guinea pig.
For a minute there I thought this was going to be about Rumpel meeting his wife for the first time.
Yeh, but he said Guinea pig rather than bloated hippo :meds:
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up
Replies: 17
Views: 2137

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy. You didn't hear? Zyclone will be making his MMA debut against Stumpy here. He's been working out. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/friscoaggie/THE/zy_midget-1.jpg Once he defeats Stumpy, he plans on taking on this monster which has been...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Torture" Memos
Replies: 80
Views: 3767

Re: "Torture" Memos

Why are you okay (legally) with killing them, but not torturing them? I'm pretty sure killing is considered even spicier than torture. jeezus, IT'S AGAINST THE LAW dimbulb how many times do I have to say it? So you never break the law?? Semen drunk delusional hypocrit, go fuck yourself with an ange...
by MadRussian
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Torture" Memos
Replies: 80
Views: 3767

Re: "Torture" Memos

One thing we also know, Felix, is that our enemy beheads and mutilates people it captures, and is prolly laughing in a puddle of piss that handwringers and pantloads in the U.S. raise Holy Hell about ... THE HOME TEAM ... using the OOOOOH so dreaded waterboarding. RACK and gaping breeze flapping va...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reparations for Gay Americans
Replies: 11
Views: 1392

Re: Reparations for Gay Americans

"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors." "We've got that covered." Sincerely, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/Crown35/fu.jpg Well, I'll agree here. Having lived in Sodom Crisco for a long time, I can state categorically that t...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out The Alliance
Replies: 39
Views: 3317

Re: Calling out The Alliance

The Alliance will rape the silly faggot pretenders that call themselves The Crew :lol: :waz: Your first post here in almost six months and you predictably go to male-on-male rape card. Stick to getting teabagged by Atomic Puke in your free time . Leave me out of your homosexual fantasies, spreadshe...
by MadRussian
Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out The Alliance
Replies: 39
Views: 3317

Re: Calling out The Alliance

The Alliance will rape the silly faggot pretenders that call themselves The Crew :lol: :waz:
by MadRussian
Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Former tree sitter critically wounded in Israel
Replies: 106
Views: 2156

Re: Former tree sitter critically wounded in Israel

More updates on the "rich philosophical tradition" of the Chosen People, etc.. Further Accounts of Gaza Killings Released JERUSALEM — An Israeli newspaper gave a fuller account on Friday of testimonies by soldiers alleging loose rules of engagement in Israel’s war in Gaza, which they said...
by MadRussian
Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Health question for some of the other old guys here
Replies: 24
Views: 2657

Re: Health question for some of the other old guys here

Anyone have experience with "floaters" in your eyes? I'm told that near sighted folks are more susceptible to having them as they age and, worse case scenario, it could be a detatched retina. I made an emergency trip to the doc last week and he could not see a detatched retina but it's ge...
by MadRussian
Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Health question for some of the other old guys here
Replies: 24
Views: 2657

Re: Health question for some of the other old guys here

Anyone have experience with "floaters" in your eyes? I'm told that near sighted folks are more susceptible to having them as they age and, worse case scenario, it could be a detatched retina. I made an emergency trip to the doc last week and he could not see a detatched retina but it's ge...
by MadRussian
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?
Replies: 107
Views: 7755

Re: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?

Ah yes. Good ole TNW. The kindler gentler SC. The thinking man's SC. It was doomed to fail. Any place that thinks of itself as a better "terlit", is, in the end still a terlit. Ah yes, TNW. A finer collection of whiny, self-absorbed preeners has seldom been assembled. So you must have bee...
by MadRussian
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alternate fuels
Replies: 9
Views: 389

Re: Alternate fuels

You know ALL about guys behind your back, dont you semen burping twink? Only by a distant example by what I've seen out of your sorry trolling act you pole-polisher. Stick to what you do best...bad photoshop pics of A.P. cavorting in the gay regalia YOU put him in. Fuck you suck at this smack thing...
by MadRussian
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alternate fuels
Replies: 9
Views: 389

Re: Alternate fuels

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%? Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back. Have his back, or in his back, same thing. You know ALL about guys behind your back, dont you semen burping twink?
by MadRussian
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alternate fuels
Replies: 9
Views: 389

Re: Alternate fuels

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%? Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back. You fooking imbecile, spray hardly even posts there, and he didnt even post in this thread, but its nice to know...
by MadRussian
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alternate fuels
Replies: 9
Views: 389

Re: Alternate fuels

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?
by MadRussian
Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Spelling smack is quite acceptable when directed at a wet-brained fucktard who just happens to be questioning the coherancy (sic) of other posters. You might want to take another shot at "collosal" you fucking tard. Yup, sure indication of defeat, champ :lol: . Because I REALLY make it a ...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Yeah, I should have known that would have went over your head, smooth brained collosal imbecile. Here, let me refresh your semen addled brain: Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat. Dear god would you shut the fuck up! I check in on this place thinking the finger banging pussy mvscal will s...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot. The truth hurt you, didn't it? Need some kleenex, pussy? You’re the fucking idiot. Not sure how that was supposed to hurt me. Yeah, I should have known that would have went over your head, smooth brained collosal i...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot. Is that what first clude you in about MadMoron? Everything he’s ever posted under any of his nics (Mad Russian, Private Major, no F_N Joke, Barack is God, etc.) has screamed, “Look at me!! I’m a fucking idiot!!!” N...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Goober McTuber wrote: Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.
The truth hurt you, didn't it?
Need some kleenex, pussy?
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Mikey wrote:Isn't there some rule about being at least 13 to post here?

Maybe we need to require at least the equivalent of a 3rd grade education as well.
You want to compare education and professional job skills?

hint: you will lose big time, twinkles
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you are honest...
Replies: 157
Views: 7456

Re: If you are honest...

Mikey wrote:You srsly think anybody cares? :meds:
Obviously dumbfuck, or he wouldn't have posted it.
So now you are not only gay, but stupid too.
Noted.
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

My, you are really "bringing it" Nah, not really. Just playing to the level of the "competition". Kill yourself. As long as you have posted on these smack boards, and thats teh best ya got? See above slappy. When you bring up your game, hell, when you can show ANY game whatsoeve...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Goober McTuber wrote:
MadRussian wrote:When you pry Mace off of your cock, try and post something coherant, twinkles.
I-R-O-N-Y.
Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you are honest...
Replies: 157
Views: 7456

Re: If you are honest...

PSUFAN wrote:MadRussian - this needs to be said. Ap's panty pic was plenty funny before you ever fired up MSPaint.
You srsly think I did that in paint? :lol:
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you are honest...
Replies: 157
Views: 7456

Re: If you are honest...

Mikey wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
I contributed teh epic wytch of all time
huh?


"I'm a child-like bitch in need of attention!!"
Thanks for admitting that, cock puffer
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you are honest...
Replies: 157
Views: 7456

Re: If you are honest...

PSUFAN wrote:
I contributed teh epic wytch of all time
huh?
Image
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3781

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

Whem I pry mvscal oth uff muh tongue, Uh'll thry and posth thomething coherant. Fixed. You're welcome. And dismissed. My, you are really "bringing it" :lol: Kill yourself. As long as you have posted on these smack boards, and thats teh best ya got? Just pretend a shotgun is your Dad's coc...
by MadRussian
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you are honest...
Replies: 157
Views: 7456

Re: If you are honest...

No surprise to see MadRussian come in for sloppy seconds. Dude has little to nothing to contribute other than tickling MV's taint with his tongue or various homo/racist smack, most which has already been posted ad nauseum. Then again, he does spend most of his time with G-Pete and his merry band of...