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by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Qbert, Felix... a question
Replies: 15
Views: 927

Re: Qbert, Felix... a question

I see the shit troll is back. I've shared PM's with him. He claims to be a legit poster, has broken no rules (if he's not trolling), and has not posted using any other nic. I've suggested he post a "new here" type thread, but not posting one is not grounds for a banning. If so, then I gue...
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4548

Re: There's something happening here..

There's this fly that's buzzing around my head and its harassing me. Do I complain to the mosquito abatement district? Might make more sense to call the fly abatement district. Sure....but we don't have a fly abatement district. Only mosquitos. Damn bureaucrats are discriminating against flies thes...
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4548

Re: There's something happening here..

I didn't claim it wasn't a threat. My claim was that they should have destroyed the thing if it was harassing them.

There's this fly that's buzzing around my head and its harassing me. Do I complain to the mosquito abatement district? No. I fucking destroy it the first chance I get.
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4548

Re: There's something happening here..

Doesn't this just make our Navy look like a bunch of pussies? Whaaaaaaaaa, those Iranian pontoon boats are harassing us. What kind of freakin artillery do our Navy cruisers have on board? Enough to blow the fuck out of an Iranian floating rickshaw.
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Grades
Replies: 45
Views: 2058

Re: Grades

BTW Miami Dolphins. QB's - F- When your choice is John Beck or Cleo Lemmon, you should probably OD on Lunesta and hope to wake up sometime in August. Offense - F- - See above Defense - F- - This defense couldn't stop an optimist football team of flag football players, much less attempt a tackle on a...
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Grades
Replies: 45
Views: 2058

Re: Grades

RumpleForeskin wrote: Cam is good people. He is not the sharpest tool knife in the drawer and is a bit myopic with his team spirit, but he will never overstep his boundaries.
Bwahahaaaaa. Holy shit, how did I miss this little gem from Texan fan. :lol:
by Dog
Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff Fantasy Football Update & Smack thingy
Replies: 76
Views: 3535

Re: Playoff Fantasy Football Update & Smack thingy

B. Roethlisberger QB 18
B. Jacobs RB 16
L. Tomlinson RB 11
P. Burress WR 3
H. Ward WR 13
A. Smith TE 8
J. Scobee K 7
D. Giants DST 13
Total 89

Not too bad for the Jackass rookie!
by Dog
Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff Fantasy Football Update & Smack thingy
Replies: 76
Views: 3535

Re: Playoff Fantasy Football Sign Up

Maybe a few more people joining. I sent teh link to two people who are members here but don't post here regularly....but I know them from other boards. Dog - I'm about 99.7% sure I have to invite them to the group. If they want in PM me their e-mails and I'll send them out Give me some credit here....
by Dog
Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff Fantasy Football Update & Smack thingy
Replies: 76
Views: 3535

Re: Playoff Fantasy Football Sign Up

Maybe a few more people joining. I sent teh link to two people who are members here but don't post here regularly....but I know them from other boards.
by Dog
Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:40 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: WildCard Playoffs Pick'em/Confidence
Replies: 10
Views: 1539

Re: WildCard Playoffs Pick'em/Confidence

Saturday Jan 5th
Washington @ Seattle - Seattle 6
Jacksonville @ Pittsburgh - Jacksonville 4

Sunday January 6th
NY Giants @ Tampa Bay - NY Giants 2
Tennessee @ San Diego - San Diego 8
by Dog
Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff Fantasy Football Update & Smack thingy
Replies: 76
Views: 3535

Re: Playoff Fantasy Football Sign Up

I thought I already posted, but maybe I'm confused....yep, debinitly I'm confused. Anywhoo, I'm in. I'll try to sneak $10 but the ol lady's purse. If that don't work, I'll sell something of hers on ebay and paypal the money to the winner.
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:22 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Dry my eyes? Some of you really think you are the shit on a message board. I won't stop dude. I've never seen one pic of anyone that has taken a shot at me. Not one. I call you losers out and it's all the same responses. Not one of of post pics of yourselves yet I've met a few here. There's a reaso...
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:48 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

<----- piece of shit loser.

First of all, dude, YOU are the one working at Home Depot, so good luck shedding THAT loser tag.


Where's the pic of me in size 15 ladies panties?
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:38 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

PSUFAN wrote:Can everyone in this thread except AP stop LYING?
Sure, but a few people might have a difficult time trying to stop being gay. 'Sayin
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Yep, you got me. When all else fails go to the my school won their bowl game and your school didn't smack.

:cowers in corner:
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Atomic Punk wrote: Image


It would be called conference loyalty you ignorant twat. Sorry, no game is needed in this thread as you are doing a fine job of kicking your own ass.
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Atomic Punk wrote: You got some game Dog? What do you have?
What is this game you speak of?
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Atomic Punk wrote:Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this post :?:
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

RumpleForeskin wrote:AP, my wife could fit into those panties you were sporting. What do you suppose that tells the rest of the board about this alleged 27 year old?
Now c'mon Rumps, putting her fist through the leg hole does not qualify as "fitting into"
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

My city is better than your city.
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

However, I was at the game cheering on the Bulldogs.

Bulldog for a day, Bronco for LIFE.
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:42 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32697

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

Damn, I just spent my morning reading this six pages of shit, and it reminded me why I don't post here much. Quite frankly, I don't think I'd want to have drinks with any of you in this thread.
by Dog
Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Member: Cam
Replies: 9
Views: 837

Re: Newest Member: Cam

Well I think it is safe to say that Elvis Monster won't be returning to this site.

Cam, you already have :bode:
by Dog
Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SRO
Replies: 7
Views: 1103

Re: SRO

RumpleForeskin wrote:Who actually reads my posts and who scrolls?

A friend wants to know.
Judging by the 37 views and only 1 response, I think you have your answer.
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you dave.
Replies: 32
Views: 1624

Re: Fuck you dave.

mvscal wrote:
Dog wrote:He might be in the Air Force, he might not.
Actually he was in the Navy.

BAN
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you dave.
Replies: 32
Views: 1624

Re: Fuck you dave.

Gigolo, Home Depot AP's boss gives up hope Submarines in the Air Force, AP drifts from coast to coast Oh, he kicked at OU, Right, he kicked at OU. As a relative newb in this sordid clambake, without any knowledge of who any of you are, here's what I get from this: AP is Atomic Punk, but I'm not eve...
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8,722 rushing yards in 7 seasons = OVER RATED
Replies: 21
Views: 1870

I don't know who Duane is. Former Jackass aka PISC (Panther in SoCal) who one year had to do his online draft from Kinkos. Some of the best meltdowns EVAH! I'm talking archive. Good times. ps; Big Alge Crumpler fan, btw. Had a proxy bid in for like $33 or some shit. Laughed so hard, damn near fell ...
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8,722 rushing yards in 7 seasons = OVER RATED
Replies: 21
Views: 1870

I don't know who Duane is. But he is obviously upset about something, showing up here after taking some time off to talk about a running back who hasn't done anything in two years and will never play again. Seems like he's either been in a coma for two years or needs to start talking about things th...
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8,722 rushing yards in 7 seasons = OVER RATED
Replies: 21
Views: 1870

Do you people always hold grudges like little bitches?
by Dog
Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you dave.
Replies: 32
Views: 1624

Re: Fuck you dave.

Y2K wrote: Fuck You and anyone who thinks taking Smack to a level that can get someone fired from a job is OK.
As someone who was nearly fired from a job thanks to the cunt in Wichita, I debinitly concur.
by Dog
Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bobby Petrino BAILS from the ATL
Replies: 32
Views: 2286

Not even a face to face meeting, but he had to hide behind a letter. Fucking classic pussy.

Most coaches will sit the team down and talk to them in person. Errrrr, most respectable coaches anyways.
by Dog
Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bobby Petrino BAILS from the ATL
Replies: 32
Views: 2286

Velocet, you are a deece poster. You belong at the mag7 board.

No seriously, fucking nice post.
by Dog
Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5964

Wouldn't a CapitOl letter be something like G. and W.?
by Dog
Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bobby Petrino BAILS from the ATL
Replies: 32
Views: 2286

Image <---Rumps still trying to convince the world he is right.
by Dog
Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5964

Re: can I just say...the reindeer suck

RumpleForeskin wrote:
quacker backer wrote:just saying
Famous last words.
Kinda like "here's a pic of my wife" :lol:
by Dog
Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looking at the bright side of things.
Replies: 1
Views: 325

Looking at the bright side of things.

At least she still has nice tits.

Image
by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should RtS be banned FOREVER?
Replies: 77
Views: 3848

ChargerMike wrote:...look, we've lost enough of the "good" posters already because of some overlording.. I won't mention any names :meds: was' up Otis? Losing Luther was just about the last straw, I've about had it with this outfit. :evil:..ya follow?
.

Sure. Meet me over at Mag7.
by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should RtS be banned FOREVER?
Replies: 77
Views: 3848

Is RtS the full nic or is it an acronym for his nic? If the latter, then what is this douche's full nic? What I've heard what happened to Dog at lwm is still unforgiveable. I think the same thing happened between two people at the originial SC. My facts could be a little fuzzy, but I think that is ...
by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bud is NOT beer, simpletons.
Replies: 46
Views: 1859

I'm a rotation kinda guy. We have a christmas party to attend to tomorrow night with some friends of ours. I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans. As for nights with the boys playing cards? Shiner Bock Watching the game on a Sunday? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Corona Something about you u...
by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bud is NOT beer, simpletons.
Replies: 46
Views: 1859

PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
Sums it up perfectly :lol: