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by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bud is NOT beer, simpletons.
Replies: 46
Views: 1859

BSmack wrote:
Dog wrote:WRONG.

^^^^^practicing my mvscal style of posting
Looks more like KFC Paul style.
My bad.

Let me try again.

"WRONG, you fucking shitstain. You're too stupid to understand so I won't bother explaining"

I think I'm getting it.
by Dog
Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bud is NOT beer, simpletons.
Replies: 46
Views: 1859

No need. It's obvious that if the U&L wanted to make wheat beers, they'd dominate that, as well. What is obvious is that the U&L can't make a decent wheat beer. Quite honestly, the U&L struggles do anything other than churn out aggresively overhopped garbage without so much as a hint of...
by Dog
Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Winning!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1533

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
"Dog," as a totally phony imitation of a fake, you've got to do a lot better than that.
So I'm a "totally phony imitation of a fake" :?:

That would make me "real".

Umm, thanks. I think.
by Dog
Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Winning!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1533

As a moderately liberal democrat, some of these online liberal lunatics are embarrassing. It's one thing to disagree with the war and policies of the Bu$h Administration, but it's a completely different thing to propagate bullshit conspiracy theories that actually bring more harm to your cause.
by Dog
Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone here bought a GPS?
Replies: 30
Views: 2073

Anyone here bought a GPS? For what? Can't read a map? A lot of motorcycle riders are buying them now! Cracks me up. If I need to go northwest, I'll ride roads that go north and/or west. That's really tough to figure out. I ain't in no hurry to get anywhere . I have a Garmin that I use for hunting. ...
by Dog
Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank em
Replies: 21
Views: 2384

1 1 1 1
by Dog
Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cheerleader gets put in her place
Replies: 40
Views: 2700

War Wagon wrote:
Dog wrote:Cheerleader gets put in her place.
despite the accident, cheerleader is still a 10 point favorite over Dog.
OUCH!
by Dog
Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cheerleader gets put in her place
Replies: 40
Views: 2700

Cheerleader gets put in her place

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7371
by Dog
Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Unobstructed Ocean Views More Important Than Wind Power
Replies: 41
Views: 2190

WAR Soylent Green
by Dog
Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Unobstructed Ocean Views More Important Than Wind Power
Replies: 41
Views: 2190

About 4 years ago I looked into converting to solar for one of my houses, but to have it be a completely solar house, with storage capacity included and the whole installation done, they were talking as much as 30-35K to save maybe $2000 a year, maybe a little more. Even at half that, it's a long h...
by Dog
Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Unobstructed Ocean Views More Important Than Wind Power
Replies: 41
Views: 2190

Over here in Eastern Washington we have wind farms all over the place,and they want to put in more so there must be some profitability to them.Before they droped them in I wasnt sure if I wanted my skyline dotted with those big things,but now that they are there they look kind of cool. I know that ...
by Dog
Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Long Larry
Replies: 15
Views: 1240

I'm more disgusted by the dude's willingness to perjure himself to try to save face than his desire to give some cop a handjob underneath a restroom partition.
by Dog
Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Long Larry
Replies: 15
Views: 1240

This P.O.S. is too damn stubborn to resign. Nobody in Idaho wants the dude around except for the few partisan republicans that always follow the party, but even the party establishment is looking to get rid of him.
by Dog
Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would You?
Replies: 22
Views: 1803

XXXL wrote:Sure.......
Ah, the irony of a user named "XXXL" posting in a thread about Mt. Rumplewife. :lol:
by Dog
Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts
Replies: 11
Views: 922

PSUFAN wrote:I'd tap her on the shoulder and offer her fat ass a Slimfast.
I was referring to Kate McCann and not Mt. Rumplewife. :meds:
by Dog
Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts
Replies: 11
Views: 922

I think the real question in this thread is:

How many of you would tap the mother?

Image
by Dog
Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 37
Views: 3075

20. What branch of mathematics concerns the study of structure, relation and quantity.

Algebra
by Dog
Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 37
Views: 3075

OCmike wrote:
BBMarley wrote:2. What valve is located at the junction of the left ventricle and the aorta?

The Mitral Valve
It has a specific name.
I think its also called the aortic valve as well, but the answer you are probably looking for is the LVDA valve. Left Ventricle Something Something.
by Dog
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 37
Views: 3075

1. What cranial nerves control movement of the eyes?

Cranial Nerves 3, 4 and 6 control eye movement.

Cranial Nerve 3 is the Oculomotor Nerve

Cranial Nerve 4 is the Trochlear Nerve

Cranial Nerve 6 is the Abducens Nerve


What can I say? I held the flash cards while my wife was in med school.
by Dog
Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Salary Cap Football anyone?
Replies: 14
Views: 1006

link?
by Dog
Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Preseason Thoughts
Replies: 31
Views: 1224

I see some of those games a little more favorable towards the Texans than you do IMO. That's because you are a glass is half full type of fan. I like the Texans. But I still don't see them as a .500 team yet. They're getting close, but I don't see it. Guess I just have to root for my 4-12 Dolphins ...
by Dog
Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just found out that....
Replies: 41
Views: 2510

Elizabeth is dead I believe...... Correct. Killed by a drugged out Lex Lugar. Maybe not murdered, but he contributed to the overdose. I don't remember the details. My bad. I didn't realize she was 6 feet under. Another wrestling icon, dead. I guess I should have asked, "who is still alive from...
by Dog
Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just found out that....
Replies: 41
Views: 2510

What I need to know is about Randy 'Macho Man' Savage. Does he have any kids and are they ok? Also is Elizabeth a dried up old cooch? Elizabeth is dead I believe...... Correct. Killed by a drugged out Lex Lugar. Maybe not murdered, but he contributed to the overdose. I don't remember the details.
by Dog
Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do if you won the Lottery?
Replies: 34
Views: 1813

Out of the kindness of my heart, I'd pay for the gastric bypass and liposuction for Mrs. Rumpleforeskin.


And after that was all said and done, I'd fuck her.
by Dog
Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alberto Gonzales: "No Mas!"
Replies: 15
Views: 1051

I don't get this. Why don't the dems just let things run their course and let these idiots keep their jobs and not force them to resign? Wouldn't this just make the voting decision easier in '08 by letting W's cabinet staay intact? By replacing half his cabinet, someone might come in there do a lit...
by Dog
Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for those who live in the Midwest or South.
Replies: 42
Views: 2312

gastric bypass?

just a suggestion :shrug:
by Dog
Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The F.B.I. will now monitor this board
Replies: 59
Views: 3925

Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy. Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild. I don't think so, "62", you were fantasizing. Pedophiles always out themselves...
by Dog
Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The F.B.I. will now monitor this board
Replies: 59
Views: 3925

Goober McTuber wrote:Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy.
Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild.
by Dog
Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The F.B.I. will now monitor this board
Replies: 59
Views: 3925

Is your daughter hot?
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call for black vigilantism
Replies: 24
Views: 1846

If we just nuked Detroit and the entire state of Ohio we could bring those statistics down quite a bit.
'sayin
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call for black vigilantism
Replies: 24
Views: 1846

Shall we re-commence hanging them? That would be a good place to start. http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Everytime I start to come around on this guy, with his pretty funny and smart takes, he always seems to take things beyond what I'm willing to get on board with, even in t...
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for those who live in the Midwest or South.
Replies: 42
Views: 2312

Point being that you stopped slobbing your grandson's knob for 30 minutes so you can puff out your chest on here.

Cool.
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for those who live in the Midwest or South.
Replies: 42
Views: 2312

Goobs, that restraining order also pertains to internet contact. The judge told you this FIVE times.
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for those who live in the Midwest or South.
Replies: 42
Views: 2312

As a lifetime resident of the U&L, I have to say FUCK YOU to all you hillbilly rednecks in the midwest and south. We don't want your sister-rapin asses up here. We like our women with a full mouth of teeth, not some crack-whore looking southerner whose daddy backhanded her three too many times. ...
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the admins
Replies: 30
Views: 820

Whaaaaaaaaaaah, somebody sent me a PM.

You're really a fucking bitch. Go slit your throat you useless piece of shit. You probably couldn't get laid in a n...igger whorehouse with a bag full of crack, so you bring your huffy puffy in here? EAD.
by Dog
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Homes and the wacky escrow accounts that come with them
Replies: 19
Views: 760

A mortgage company will notify you more than once before forcing their insurance on you.

'sayin

maybe you should pay more attention to what gets put in your mailbox.
by Dog
Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Preaching Forgiveness (for Michael Vick)
Replies: 70
Views: 3793

I'm sure Roger Goodall would take that "inspired FUCK YOU" under consideration.
by Dog
Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Preaching Forgiveness (for Michael Vick)
Replies: 70
Views: 3793

I don't really mind the message, I just question why he wasted it on a POS like M. Vick.... I say let the fucker burn... For all you out there who like to rip on "Christers", I'll admit that my last comment there wasn't very "Christian-like". Well, I guess I just don't get to th...
by Dog
Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: TNC Week 21; Deadline: Tuesday 8-21 7:00 EDT
Replies: 6
Views: 642

Re: TNC Week 21; Deadline: Tuesday 8-21 7:00 EDT

LA Dodgers
NY Mets
Atlanta
Houston
St. Louis
Colorado
Arizona
Chi Cubs
Baltimore
Cleveland
Oakland
Boston
Seattle
Chi White Sox
LA Angels
by Dog
Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Preaching Forgiveness (for Michael Vick)
Replies: 70
Views: 3793

Frankly I'd rather pound a nail through my untattooed testicle then jerk-off with sand paper than have to suffer through another season of watching this prick incomplete half of his passes. Good freaking riddance.

Get plunger-raped, Vick.

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