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Rootbeer

Take the car to the dealer. Its more money but they do the job correctly the first time. The dealer is better than the Jiffy Express but I suggest you seriously consider an independent shop. Dealerships have their problems. For example they have a high turnover rate. Technicians get real tired of b...

Rootbeer

You get what you pay for. At $20 per service a shop must change a whole lot of oil to make any money. Filters cost the shop a couple of dollars and the oil is about $1.35/qt in bulk. This gives the shop approximately $12 non-labor profit. If a service takes 15 minutes that means the shop is making $...

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The desire for liberty is inherent in every living thing. The yearning is given to each by their Creator. The practical application of liberty is secured and defended by righteous men.

Rootbeer

free pay site? Oxymoron much?

I imagine Pornographers are no respecters of language, eh?

Rootbeer

If liberty is a gift from the Almighty then why doesn't everyone have it? Iraquis out front could tell you.

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His kid already died for nothing. For that, I am sorry. You are a short sighted selfish politiwhore who deserves neither liberty nor security. You have no respect for this country's culture as laid down by those who sacrificed family, property, and self to ensure you and yours can sit on the sideli...

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http://www.seanbaby.com

Rootbeer

WolverineSteve wrote: How is this fat fuck doing the splits?

To do the splits you must exercise something.

Something this man doesn't have a lot of.

Something that allows most people to move, lift, and work.

guess it yet?

What is willpower?

Rootbeer

I think I see the face of Jesus in that cauliflower. A little off center on the right side. He has a fu man chu beard. Make it 10 grand and have the Pope canonize it. This is a bonafide miracle.

Rootbeer

Good looking hookers are cops.

- My dad when I was about 11

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smackaholic wrote:niiicceeee.

sin,

IL

BWAHA

btw, where was that original IL meatgazing thread. trolls?

Rootbeer

Mister Bushice wrote:One other aspect that keeps me away from motorcycles while living in so cal are the overly aggressive female drivers in their tanks.

I have a solution for that but it either involves genocide or your moving out of socal. Which would you like?

Rootbeer

-Asswipe cager runs a red light while I'm going through the intersection. That's one where any motorcyclist can really get clobbered. Knock on wood, I've never experienced it myself and I've only heard of it happening a very few times to people I know. Not much you can do about this scenario except...

Rootbeer

46-year-old pimp? He must be getting beat up by his pimp every other thursday.

Rootbeer

That lady is only 35 years old? Getting beaten by a pimp twice a week takes its toll, eh?

Ace, you gotta be elected first.

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PSUFAN wrote:We must forgive the beaner - for not all beaners are desirous of ass sex with boy dogs. Stop demeaning the good deeds of the beaner - frijoles negros, chiliquiles, fine landscaping work - just because 1 (o-n-e) beaner mated with a boy dog.

--Catholic Bishop

I laughed.

Rootbeer

Buckwheats. All of 'em.

- Christopher Walken
Things to do in Denver when You're Dead

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If it's a boy then that's just too sick and wrong. Pedo-bestial-faggotry will not be tolerated. I bet that beaner looked at a pile of the dog's turds and thought "I'm a leetle beeger then thet. Leth's go." Friggin' sicko. Could have at least thrown his dart at a girl dog. He could even do ...

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The Doktor wrote:
The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?

I didn't read the article. Is this a boy dog or a girl dog?

Rootbeer

Or maybe the KOOL balloon got flipped inside out when they inflated it. Somebody see if the tag is hanging out.

Rootbeer

Did somebody flip the pic is is that big green one advertizing LOOK cigarettes?

Rootbeer

Velo, there is a growing mountain of evidence indicating that more than one person is running The Doktor. The Magical Database is compiling a report as we type.

Rootbeer

I left a cake out in the rain

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Bizzarofelice wrote:The police did not have proper authority to take the drone off any sweet jumps.

The drone didn't have any shocks and pegs.

Rootbeer

Launch all Zig
for great penetration

Rootbeer

Risa wrote: Off topic, which hawk dude came first: Buck's? Flash Gordon's? the Superfriends'? and who's kicking whose ass and going home with the Sorceress?

Harvey Birdman is the original but don't call him after sundown.

Rootbeer

PSUFAN wrote:
PrimeX wrote:bump
QUIT LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT!!

--Koala Caramel

Was that a block?

HURRY DIG!!

Rootbeer

PrimeX wrote:bump

OOH VOLLEYBALL!

:set:

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Here they only allow :ping:ing, not ponging?

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Rootbeer

Bush Lied & your air filter is dirty

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Will Lube your Stiffy in a Jiffy

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My favorite Current Affair moment was during the OJ Simpson trial when they did a segment on OJ's dog titled "WHAT THE DOG KNOWS!"

Rootbeer

Will work for VD

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Do you ♥ me?
Yes __ No __
(mark one)

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"You're lucky the One-Eyed Baby can't read this or she'd run your spotted ass over the hill."

Rootbeer

"HONK if you can you read this at 35mph"

btw, thanks for the 13,500. Y'all rawk

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It should say "Will change your oil in 30 minutes or less"

Rootbeer

Hawking and his fellow alarmists should be the first to colonize Mars. Go build your perfect world, cripple. Make sure to take enough sympathizers to change your diapers.

Rootbeer

One thing's for sure. That's the real OCmike. For those of you wanting to revisit Doktor's bode claims, please see page 3 of this thread. He* self glosses himself blind. * meaning one of several people currently posting under the nickname. That's always the risk in sharing a troll. The right hand do...

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