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13,500 posts. That's an inside joke. If you don't get it just smile and nod. Every No body will realize you don't get it. Some pretty deece threads get started with youtube and news links. Not all, but some. What, are YOU going to create huge amounts of quality traffic here with topics like these? ...

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no doubt in my mind exactly who this shit troll belongs to...... thanks for confirming it for me.... Shit troll? Who the heck do you think you are? Of all people to make such a claim it shouldn't be you. You're a turd trying to pass judgment on the asshole squeezing you into a watery grave. On the ...

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War Wagon wrote: You've kind of stalled the traffic up in this bitch today.

You're right. Not one youtube link, news story, or "rank 'em" thread all day. Some people would consider that a good thing. Too bad you're not in that cadre. Do tell, War Wagon, what do you like in a board?

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↑ See that's why velocet doesn't post much. He's too busy remembering stuff.

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Turn out the light.
But not in a gay way.

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Yes, I do... and I am surprised you remember it. I actually started a thread accusing rozy of being you... and then it turned into a decent trolljob. Either you are the Frosty One... or you're rozy. I still haven't decided. Rozy, Staple, and I are the Holy Trinity. I am in the rozy and the rozy is ...

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Cuda wrote: m0Dding

RIP theventonline

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It's a Lyle Lovett song. I don't have the patience or creativity to sit down and write something like that off the top of my head or anywhere else. I don't think Lyle drinks maté and would most likely never refer to it in a song. Me, I'm still hooked on the stuff, and have a one cup coffee maker he...

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#1 -- Do you remember some of the boards we trolled together? Name any of them... MetalManiacs YPL -you might not have been with us on that one. I can't remember exactly Rapmasters The rice rocket motorcycle board where TradeMark became an admin by "Accident" realultimatepower Weight Watc...

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Goober McTuber wrote:RoOtBeeR,

Check your PMs.

Yawn and piss up a rope.

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Somebody's probably already done it, but just case, thanks for the Lyle. Any time, my friend. And you're the first - the rest are just too ignorant and/or caught up in The Incredible Return of Rootbeer to get it. I didn't get it, Mikey. I don't know if that's a parody or a directly quoted piece of ...

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Cuda wrote:He's banned because he's a chronic complainer

Complaining non gratis para hostbard? Que?

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Why don’t you stuff a #8 square-headed deck screw up your ass and call it a day.

Are you so busy crafting that ~~epic~~ single sentence that you couldn't spare two seconds to pare down the size of that quote?

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But you just said I was uniformly unfunny. Decide already. :felix:

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just for the record, 88 is BANNED at Hostboard & has been for a long time Why is that? Does his viciously experimental, wildly sexual, incredibly wealthy personal life intimidate you? I mean, dude's got friends. You know that, right? People like him. They like him a lot. And they want you to li...

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it's a MORMON cricket ..... Oh humor. I get it. tell me, were you as uniformly unfunny before you "retired"...... Nope. I used to recklessly unfunny. bring back broken staple...... Can't be done. insofar as your "research" goes, your wrong on every one except the first..... Oh w...

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We've seen the same post by you or one of your cadry of monotonous circle-jerkers about 300 times since this board was formed. My cadr e of circle-jerkers represent the most entertaining group of posters these boards have ever known. If you don't believe us, just ask us. We'll tell you the truth. O...

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ucan't, I'm shocked at your cynicism. After all we've been through I thought you of all people would recognize me on first sight. I'm hurt and disappointed. At least you didn't PM me with these questions. That's very old school of you. I respect that a lot. Anyone who knows me knows I LOATHE private...

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Yup, yup, yup, velocet, that's exactly the way it worked. Jay would post at TNW and elba while lurking at SC gathering information on potential smackoff opponents. He'd collect personal information, posting trends and weaknesses, and snack cakes. Then in the fall he'd bribe, cheat, and steal his way...

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Sometimes... if you add or subtract a letter from a word it can take on a hole knew meaning. Ya folla?

What the heck is this? Who said you get to run grammar/spelling smack? I don't recall giving you permission. Do you have a note from one of the other teachers, young man?

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Through a little bit of research I found some posts by Felix at trolls.net. Let's compare them to the posts here. I'd say Monen and OE, though. OE would kick your ass..... sayin..... we have it in our bookmarks, trust me. That place will be fucked raw in the ass with no lube in the coming weeks. We ...

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Another thought: In a different thread I commented on Felix's quarterhorse sig picture. Immediately thereafter he changed the sig pic to a tin grasshopper/locust/cricket thing. Why? Theory #1: I was right. Felix does suck and he realized that a photoshopped .gif of a horse running on two legs is lam...

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Yeah you suck, Jay. The judging was rigged. You bribed snackblob and Miss Conduct with twinkies and corned beef. I know what really happened.

Yes it's the real Rootbeer but don't tell anybody.

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oh my god. i cannot even believe my eyes. a mormon? a fucking mormon? Ohhhhhhhh, please buddy, let me know where you're at and i'll pencil you in on my assbeatnig trip. please dress yourself up in a white shirt and black tie too so i can fully enjoy the experience. Got any Choice Hotels near you? Y...

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I'm intrigued by the Felix poster on this board and I did some research on the subject. Post length: I searched about 75 of Felix's old posts. Half of them are single sentences or shorter. The other half are typically lists of several half-length sentences and lots of ..........dots......... Post co...

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I obviously got all up in your dome with like two posts. I have BODE and stuff. Oh yes absolutely. You have BODE in the same vein as Hiroshima and Nagasaki have BODE over uranium 235. Your BODE looks like the Grand Canyon to the water of my smack. If the sun shone BODE, you would be Pluto. You suck...

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: War spiritual rejuvenation and March Madness.

Rack that schedule. For dinner yesterday a made breaded shrimp from scratch, steamed red potatoes, and corn on the cob. That's some dang good viddles let me tell ya but not as epic as having some jewish nuns or whatever make lunch at church.

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Sorry, RootBeer, I’ll try to pay closer attention. Didn’t mean for you to get your magic bloomers all twisted up. How many wives do you have? Lay off the shift key, Goober. Rootbeer. One word, one capital letter at the beginning. I have as many wives as it takes to breed the stupid out of your fecu...

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I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All p...

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Yeah yeah yeah, that's all well and good, but surely Index is sniffin' around somewhere. Good to see ya, Jay, my old Smackoff opponent. I heard Index and Beantown Basher formed a bipartisan coalition to identify and extricate the spirit of Broken Staple from his physical prison. I wish both of them...

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is this your idea of...... posting quality takes and smack. :lol: Emoticons are tools of the weak, lazy, and uninspiring. That about sums you up, pussy. Carry on. Well I for one am inspired. That's an excellent example of sarcasm without an emoticon crutch. Felix, take notes. You could learn someth...

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You talking to me, Felix? That's some scathing, albeit poorly grammaticized, smack from a guy who thinks Felix the cat and a photoshopped horse equals entertainment. Your opinion is hereby summarily dismissed for lack of supporting evidence and an overwhelming track record of weak posts, limpwristed...

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I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All p...

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Mikey, you are correct. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one from the old Troll guard who still does Troll activities. Racking the Trolls feels so much like Racking myself that I sometimes forget how important that statement is. Not that I'm opposed to self-gloss, mind you. It's just that self gra...

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I had a kid puking Sunday morning so I left the children and wife at home. Sunday School (primarily scripture study) was interesting. We have a new instructor and she's a bit overwhelmed right now. Lots of "uhh...ummm..and then...uhhh". The lesson was on Matt 6-7 which contains some passag...

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It came to my attention recently that this forum has begun to suck at a level beyond what has formerly been considered acceptable. I'm here to help you all turn it around. I've been out of the bulletin board game for a few years. I bring a different perspective than many of you. Many of the frequent...

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He was pretty funny on Dr. Katz. I bought his album after that.

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Dinsdale wrote: If you manage to wear out a HD, you show up at the local Gypsy Joker clubhouse with a half-gram of meth, and it's fixed.

Now that's funny.

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Rootbeer:
Crazy awesome caucasian MC from upstate New York. Founder of Liquid Records and co-founder of the Caucasian Invasion

The new Rootbeer album is incredible. Everyone should buy it

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Dinsdale wrote: Was his name Lucky, per chance?

Hunngh?

Nice story, R-Jack.

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