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by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's your xbox live gamertag?
Replies: 32
Views: 3578

I don't have an Xbox let alone a nickname on Xbox. I'm heterosexual, physically fit, sexually active, moved out of my parents house, don't work in fast food, etc. Old dude, your levels of self-proclaimed coolness are already getting waaaaaay the fuck out of hand. Look, ST, do you want the truth or ...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you?
Replies: 34
Views: 1925

Cool--wonder when the first "base jumper' is going to parachute off of it ??? I'll set the over/under at 30 days from open. The mistake security will make is going to be finding the guy just so they can prosecute him. Anyone who would base jump into the Grand Canyon deserves what they get. If ...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 46
Views: 3254

SexieLexie wrote: Oh well, I may be posting here a bit more, if the men here will allow it.
Good luck with that.
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's your xbox live gamertag?
Replies: 32
Views: 3578

I don't have an Xbox let alone a nickname on Xbox. I'm heterosexual, physically fit, sexually active, moved out of my parents house, don't work in fast food, etc.
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4881

Professional question for IndyFubu: http://www.foiled.co.uk/images/pizzaman.jpg I just took my kid out for a soft serve ice cream. The stupid darkie at the register claimed that they were "out of twist ice cream" They only have vanilla and chocolate. How can that happen? Isn't the twist co...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1861

I think trev stole my emoticons.
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1861

Oh dear that didn't work. Let me try that again.


:oeb:
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1861

velocet wrote: Rack R-Jack. marinerfan does have a claim to fame... it's just that he's part of the punchline of one of Caddie's many jokes.
The link I had to the OEB was hosted at Smackbat (RIP) so please accept this as a substitute image: :oeb:
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

I'm glad ucan't understood what he was trying to say. The only thing I have to do with Blackwater is the color of toilet bowl after I leave a generous offering to the porcelain gods. Along those lines let me tell ya I think my body hates me right now. Every time I eat I get the unstoppable angry squ...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2509

How many dicks have you sucked to get guys at the gas station to think you are "pretty"? Prolly not half as many as you've sucked just because you enjoy the taste of your own ass. I laughed. Velocet, I do not campaign for governmental control of emoticons so holster your free speech canno...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 21 days since......
Replies: 47
Views: 2481

I've never smoked in my life. I had one dip of Copenhagen in 1993. It made me sick. I took it out after 10 minutes and threw up a few minutes after that.

WAR CLEAN LIVING FROM THE START
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bang Line
Replies: 35
Views: 2485

I don't remember marinerfan sucking this badly back in the day. Has this nickname been hijacked or did marinerfan fall off a building and land on his soft spot?

comment on this

eprops
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2509

to say that ALL emoticons and Av's are pathetic... is a pathetic attempt to somehow place yourself ABOVE the squalid masses amongst whom you so willingly wallow. Nay it is a valid and appropriate means to place myself above the squalid masses. The proletariat need something to aspire to. Who better...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2509

I've always held the opinion that if you can't make your point without :emoting: you shouldn't even make the attempt. If you can't express an emotion through print without a :crutch: your posts are not going to be worth reading anyway. A smack attempt is never more pathetic than when accompanied by ...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4881

KC Scott wrote:Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

Image
$12.95 + tax

or

A shotgun & four plastic garbage bags.
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2509

Rack Dinsdale's Avatard smack!

If you need a posting crutch like an avatar, please shoot yourself in the balls and spare the world your lisping limpwristed offspring. Thanks in advance.
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 46
Views: 3254

So in other words you're grown up, you're not married, you don't fly jets, and you have four troll nicknames? Dude, you grew up to be a LOSER. Good reset. I need to watch that movie again. I never said I had four troll nicknames. I have four troll nicknames in the lists velocet posted. I have regis...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

Beantown Basher wrote: Are you still part of that cult?
Is that a trivia question?
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4881

cinderella_undercover wrote:Ever notice how much time is spent on this board evaluating "smack"?
Was that supposed to be smack? It doesn't look like smack. It doesn't smell like smack. You wouldn't know smack if it smacked you smack in the smacker.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

Re: How was Church?

Rootbeer wrote:We have a new instructor and she's a bit overwhelmed right now. Lots of "uhh...ummm..and then...uhhh".
I just found out this lady had a stroke recently. I should probably feel bad about making fun of her.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you order from Starbucks?
Replies: 51
Views: 1836

mini-marts and Dunkin Donuts Is that part of the Sunday ritual. It's a Saturday ritual, and no. We go to a local place (owned by a MOT friend), they serve a lot of Free Trade coffee and such. Dinsbeer? Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis? What is Free Trade coffee? That sounds like a homeless guy leaning ...
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who is gayer?
Replies: 31
Views: 1368

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Magisches schwein
What is "Magic penis"?

I'll take Deutsch dialogue for $18 bazillion, Alex.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you order from Starbucks?
Replies: 51
Views: 1836

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: mini-marts and Dunkin Donuts
Is that part of the Sunday ritual.

Mikey, does Starbucks serve maté?
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you order from Starbucks?
Replies: 51
Views: 1836

I'm a Mormon, Todd. Notwithstanding that I have tasted coffee and I don't think I could drink that crap if I was agnostic. It's just burned beans soaked in hot water. Gross. We always had a big garden (¼ acre) when I was a kid. We ate corn on the cob like gangbusters in the fall. Every so often mom ...
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you order from Starbucks?
Replies: 51
Views: 1836

No coffee for me, thanks. I'll take a hot cocoa and a cinnamon roll but not at Starbucks.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone live in Denver?
Replies: 8
Views: 348

Jsc810 wrote: seafood muffeletta.
Hunngh?

- Rather B Blown
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

It's a bitter lesson to learn - that those who pose as your authority figures are as dishonest as those they tend to castigate. If our final judgment was determined by flawed mortals then I'd agree with you. Fortunately that's not the case. You are judged by He who is perfect. It is Him you should ...
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

What were Rootbeer's hidden forums on the vent called? Rootbeer's Fountain: Where was the greatest clandestine organization of all internet time who planned the greatest internet assault that never actually happened: Plan R from Navarone . Also the forum where we stretched the page width the maximu...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

Mikey wrote:Theh "real" Rootbeer wouldn't need to look it up.
I didn't have to look up the alt code for é when I spelled maté. Do I at least get points for that?
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Move over Shawn Kemp.
Replies: 11
Views: 452

Only 14 kids? Friggin' lightweight.

- Me
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Want to read about a happy ending...
Replies: 10
Views: 349

I will call you Betty, beyotch. And Betty when you call me you can call me Al.
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

OCMike, that wasn't arrogance in the 3rd person. It was -for back of a better language- scientis avocamenti. ←I should probably look that up before posting but where's the fun in that?
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone live in Denver?
Replies: 8
Views: 348

See if you can hook up with Allen Iverson. I think he posts over at Stucknut under the name "RomecLonE3".
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

How many kids do you have? No peeking, and you better answer quick, as the number is subject to change on an hourly basis. You want the total with all the wives? The total with all the stepchildren included? Or just the total number of legitimate kids with the first wife only? One time on SCIII, I ...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Want to read about a happy ending...
Replies: 10
Views: 349

I thought it might be a special agent in the Stupid Fucking Name Bureau that removed little Mychael Dawodu from her dumbass family, until I read further that the female suspect's name is Rayshaun. My bad. I bet it's pronounced me-shy- h ell or some such stupidity. I used to live in a neighborhood w...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 46
Views: 3254

For those of you who weren't included in those lists, suck on this. I have at least four Troll nicknames in there. I am giving you the metaphorical middle finger right now.
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

[quote=""Rootbeer""]I don't recall the name Felix from any board Rootbeer frequented. What about mrgreenjeans? I think that was him on SC3. Or maybe... my RootStaple MagicDatabase v3.1.1 has been corrupted.[/quote] I'm not remembering that nickname either. Crap I hate it when my...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

Why not drop a question in Ucant's quiz thread? It could make things more interesting. by request..... "rootbeer", what was the name of the literary publication I sent my first submission to (with a constructive criticism assist from you)..... (what can I say, I'm a Renaissance kind of mo...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool board!
Replies: 62
Views: 3508

Thanks for the good words, Rootbeer. You sound like a giod man. I am a good man. I'm not always a nice person on the internet so be warned. If I run some smack on you take it with a grain of salt and toss some smack back. Cutting your finger with a hand saw shouldn't require a hospital trip except ...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The New Deputy
Replies: 109
Views: 5975

Re: The New Deputy

So, you "lurked" here for a few months trying to decide if you wanted to get back in, eh? I have a tendency to give thought to my actions. Contrast this with your choice of spouse. I bet you wish you would have thought that one out a little longer, eh? Is there a gossip forum that I'm una...

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