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by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hey mods or admins, your assistance please
Replies: 13
Views: 436

Re: hey mods or admins, your assistance please

Jsc810 wrote:
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Speaking of you, Jsc, this avatar has got to be the most apropos on the board. The summation of your posting career could not be more clear.
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: $1000 lunch?
Replies: 16
Views: 1387

A thousand bucks just for food? That's outrageous!

- elgrandepolo
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

I've been thinking about transferring citizenship to Belize or Chilé. All this UN global warming legislation talking about levying carbon taxes on backyard barbecues, the Supreme Court ruling that States can sue the Bush Administration, Nancy Pelosi playing subversive Foreign Policy in Chief, George...
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: let me make something perfectly clear...
Replies: 51
Views: 4083

Bizzarofelice wrote:Watching the momma's boys and sybian sitters on this board come at douchebag with their weak attempts at smack make me laugh. I will also be laughing as you swallow your teeth.
Ditto and Rack Mr Bag and the other Mr Bag. Kick his ass, seabass.
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Of the 5 boards I check, I stop here last.
Replies: 14
Views: 794

At most of these shit boards, I'm more a part of the problem than the solution. If I were more money, then some of these boards would be more readable because I would be like spreading my money all across them. I'm not. In summation; I apologize to the internet. ~edit~ I will not suck SG's Son's co...
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

So you're saying that Blackwater isn't black ops per se but is more like black leeches. They wait for the military to wage war and move in before they show up and mooch off the system? That sucks, man. With a cool name like Blackwater you'd think they would have a little more honor. Jerks.
by Rootbeer
Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Working out for a Cause
Replies: 8
Views: 326

Do you accept pesos?
by Rootbeer
Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

LTS TRN 2 wrote:No one gives a fuck what's "rootbeer"

Picture a circle drawn around your power..

we're moving in
I really need to get in contact with these Blackwater people. Iran needs to release those British soldiers or face the wrath or Eric Whatshisface.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

Love is a spirit. Jesus told us that God is a spirit. Jesus told us that he who hath seen him hath seen the Father. The Father told us that Jesus is his beloved son. I believe in separate beings but identical as told by Jesus. If Jesus has a physical body then it must needs be that the Father has a...
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

not to mention by their own admission....the three witnesses, that are prominently displayed on the inside cover page of every BoM all eventually admitted they had never actually "seen" the golden tablets, but rather saw them through divine enlightenment..... did I mention they were all e...
by Rootbeer
Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am thinking of changing careers. Tollbooth Collector=$$$!
Replies: 43
Views: 1501

I get that once in awhile a new tax may need to be levvied to pay for something like the "Big Dig", but we all know that long after that debt has been repaid, that tax will still be around to pay for some federal building with the name "Kennedy" on it somewhere. Amen. I remember...
by Rootbeer
Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you know The Secret?
Replies: 23
Views: 2320

HillbillyTom has been nails in this thread. I am manifesting a rack in his general direction.

I believe that if you focus on something with enough clarity you will lead yourself toward it. However, you must act in your own best interest or you're not getting jack no matter how hard you concentrate.
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you know The Secret?
Replies: 23
Views: 2320

Re: Do you know The Secret?

1smoothG wrote:
Rootbeer wrote:.... is full of valid anecdotal stories so you know it's for real.
Yeah, that's fucked!

Sin,

The bible
I laughed.
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

I am a member because I believe the Book of Mormon is the word of God. not trying to attack your beliefs here, but how could God have been so wrong about so many of the things in the Book of Mormon.... The Lamanites and Nephites utterly destroyed themselves, each other, and their societies. What ha...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you know The Secret?
Replies: 23
Views: 2320

Do you know The Secret?

http://www.thesecret.tv/images/index_02.jpg Has anyone else seen this piece of sh... aving cream? Anyone buying into it? It's non religious so MGO, Dinsdale, StankHo, etc should be all over it. Basically it's a how-to video for avarice. If you want more money, better car, bigger house, etc. all you...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Black Friday
Replies: 10
Views: 561

Mister Bushice wrote: wedged in.
A wedged bear in a great tightness. In a word irremovable.

- Owl
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

So bottom line, God is spirit, not a consuming fire. Consuming fire is His judgement. I agree almost completely, poptart. Not all passages of scripture are to be extracted and taken literally without relative context. In my personal study I've wondered if that passage in Hebrews also pointed toward...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

Felix wrote:but it's not the only book....
Sincerely,
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Black Friday
Replies: 10
Views: 561

What's eating Gilbert Bates?
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

When I posted that take about godless heathens eating children I should have posted a tongue-in-cheek emoticon, I guess. This thread has taken an interesting turn. Poptart, I believe we would agree on far more things than we disagree. I'm down with most everything you posted regarding the essence of...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

e wrote:vic, one thing i'm not sure "the darkies" realized before they joined up was that, sure, lots of kids with lots of women sounded like what they were already doing but in rooty's chruch, you gotta stick around and marry those women.
Rack that (belated)
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3905

What no sympathy for the guy working the retail counter at the athletic supply store? Fat Frieda comes in looking for some skin tight workout gear. It doesn't quite fit but that's okay because before long she'll drop enough pounds to make it look great and it won't bunch up in her runny egg yoke loo...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

G.O. are you honestly telling me that there's only one translation of the Bible? Then show me where the bible uses the word "trinity". poptart, I take my Savior at his word. The quotes from the King James version read "All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that h...
by Rootbeer
Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I don't do this often, but.... :CAPTION:
Replies: 17
Views: 862

Looks like a Blondiebabe protest to me.
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

Re: hmmmm

1 or more points: You are a fucking retard. No exceptions. 0 points: There's probably some other reason you're a retard, but you at least don't waste your sunday mornings on this shit. If you believe in an afterlife of any kind you need to seriously consider this issue. If you don't believe in an a...
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Talk about your boss/former boss
Replies: 90
Views: 4558

Shoalzie wrote:
resisting to use laughing emoticon...
Baby steps.
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Missing scout didn't want to go camping
Replies: 28
Views: 2024

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Ok...

What if there's mud on the floor COMBINED with grass clippings?

What do you do then?
A. Be thankful it's warm enough to need to mow the lawn.

B. Rinse your feet before climbing the steps to the spa.

C. Tell the yard crew to cleano la clippings por favor.
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Missing scout didn't want to go camping
Replies: 28
Views: 2024

No but it does include encouraging participants to wear shoes especially when there's mud on the floor and it's cold outside.
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Missing scout didn't want to go camping
Replies: 28
Views: 2024

Getting back to the crust(sup Shoalzie?) of the thread, the kid got lost because his leaders failed him. Never, NEVER leave a scout alone. Never leave a single scout with a single leader or a single scout with multiple leaders unless absolutely unavoidable. A scout is never left alone. If he wants t...
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

MGO, I think it's the parents who are mentally challenged. G.O., the entirety of the gospel of Jesus Christ is found in the Bible. If you are willing to look, you will find all the answers to your doctrinal questions. I'll help you out this time but from here on when you ask in earnest* you need to ...
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Talk about your boss/former boss
Replies: 90
Views: 4558

My only problem with Shoalzie is all the friggin' emoticons. Take it easy, punchy.
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How was Church?
Replies: 235
Views: 13355

At church yesterday we studied the parable of the sower in one class and in the other class we studied Christ's Atonement and His promise to lift the heavily laden. They were good lessons. I felt spiritually uplifted. I love 2 Corinthians chapter 12. "...for when I am weak then am I strong.&quo...
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I'd be offended if anyone PMed me the password. Really. Offended.
I'll think about it.

Do you want to run the Broken Staple troll in the mean time?
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Black Friday
Replies: 10
Views: 561

Rack you for handling your boss like that, Dan. It takes a big man to be able to do what you did. The devil in all of us wants to flex our testosterone and fly off the handle before thinking things out. You're a major stud for acting like a pussy in key situations. Changing your own tire isn't exact...
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Know How Bad a Sunburn Can Feel...
Replies: 4
Views: 303

What does this have to do with fog?

- RTS
by Rootbeer
Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

Erik is crafty and wise. He deserves our respect. Let us all hold our gratitude rock and chant with Erik.

Ei tunâ vompah suunï, covum da en tuntahhhhh
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's the protocol if a stripper gives you a number? (M)
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Screw you, ouskull. I saw a (M) tag on this thread and I thought that meant Moorese had posted in it. You suck.
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who killed this place today??
Replies: 8
Views: 699

It was me.

- JCT
by Rootbeer
Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13778

LTS TRN 2, I am interested in hearing more about this Blackwater conspiracy. Would you please start a thread about it? I'd hate to see the discussion get lost in this trifling mess of toilet bowls and real life conundrums. Thanks a pile.
by Rootbeer
Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's the protocol if a stripper gives you a number? (M)
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Jess, you're such a dolt. That wasn't her number. She was ranking you.