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Because this is an 'adult' prom the only sensible thing to do is give your presence there an international theme..it'll show the rest of those loads you are worldly, sophisticated, and have a flair for adventurous evenings out...I recommend you dress as Il Duce and your OL costumed as Maggie Smith p...

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Bill told me the brand of cigar was unimportant.
Sin
Monica

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I would with a few stipulations...I'd insist that she allow me to call her, Belsenbabe", in honor of Ilse K, I'd ask that she leave her leather jackboots on while we are groveling/rutting, and that she grab her own buttocks and scream, "YES, YES", at the moment of climax, ala Lyman En...

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Reginald Fessenden Sin, Don Imus Person who designed the first cheerleader uniform Sin, Charles Rathbun Guy who designed the Coke bottle Sin, Richard Whitcomb Guy at GlaxoSmithKline who concocted Beano Sin, silvurna's GF Guy at Stanley Tools who designed the ergonomically correct utility scraper Sin...

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Easter Pie
2 cups flour
1 cup whole milk
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 cup shortening
1 33 year-old Jew
Have a nice day.

silvurna

A thirty-something office type Bernie, scored big in the Stock Market, and with some of the proceeds, bought a Ferrari Enzo. Eager to put the car through its paces, he found the hilly country of New Hampshire an ideal location,...plenty of twists and turns, smaller hills as well as steep mountain ro...

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missjo,
Three things....Buy Low, Sell High, Marry Bread...from the looks of the ring(K-Mart or other fine brand) maybe you should go for two outa three..no offense intended, of course. Suerte!

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Way too rudimentary to spend much time on this. The Daily Dozen...military-style workout at least twice per day..sit-ups, push-ups, chin-ups, squat-thrusts and so on..common sense stuff here..skip lunch except for a salad..breakfast..high protein, low residue i.e. steak and eggs(sounds like a choles...

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question...SRO please ...When A Caucasian dies of other than drowning, immolation etc, he becomes cyanotic. If a dark-skinned dude croaks , what color does the corpse turn?

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I've been undergoingh ttreatmewnty for eppilerpsyt for sevberak years. Mosdt of the tim,e, thew phenolkbarbvitopl keepsa the seizuiresd undert control, unl;ess theyy aref grand malk typesd, andf thenm i9 needr somnew Thoprazxinbe.

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"Book 'im, Danno"!

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It's not a true catch phrase..the Capital One commercial..family in the boxcar..daughter asks,"What smells like old cheese?" etc hilarious IMO. I tried googling the commercial to get a printable image of Earl/the girl with the disgusted/horrified look on her face..no luck.

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One or two rounds from this would have been more successful.

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I always go with those brews with a proven track record..You simply can't go wrong with a frosty St. Pauli Girl.

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The tool in question was really a Stihl chainsaw...the Congressional Page Signature model.

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I agree with all of jack's opinion, save for the not dying by execution..I believe they will get around to it.

silvurna

Nothing says 'entrepreneur' like being the owner of a public restroom.

silvurna

Mikey wrote:

The winners of the "Dress Like A B-2 Stealth Bomber" contest prove that dressing in dark clothing doesn't always make you appear smaller.

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PSUFAN wrote:Actually, I don't think he's really done a good job of shifting the blame...but I am amazed at the scurrying around that he's caused.

^^Agreed, and the media-driven scurrying will continue until Election Day....then, it will be as mv stated, nobody cares.

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my theory is he didn't do the actual killing himself, but he knows who did..was aware of it. my theory is the coat hanger didn't actually kill you in utero , just scrambled your cerebral cortex. your mom knows who did...was aware of it. Don't get all puked out shooting from the hip, Smackie. I didn...

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Donkey? It's suggestions like this that make the meal disgusting.

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^^
Wants Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to pack sand in his anus and play,'Gritty Growler'.

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I was near certain someone would use,
Whogivesaratsassium

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/10 ... index.html
Shortimium
Onemoretimium

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Then why didn’t you put that link in your original post? And it’s still not newsworthy. Sorry to hear about the shitty quality of people you have running for dogcatcher and county clerk in upstate New York. The only hope UNY will ever have is if the entire state constitution is rewritten...that's c...

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Try this....don't rob a liquor store anywhere...unless the prospect of red-hot pieces of metal entering your body at supersonic speeds is really appealing.

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Mikey wrote:LaRussa is a French name, right?

Yes, Italian French

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Derron wrote:
I think he should post a picture of his old lady to compare...

RACK.

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If these are O.J.'s words, I'd have PLENTY of doubt as to what truly happened. What's there to figure out? He jacked his ex-wife and a waiter with a knife and got away with it because a) he's rich and b) he's black. AYK, theories are like ..etc my theory is he didn't do the actual killing himself, ...

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If someone has so little respect for sweet machinery, they should have their limbs busted up...nah..hold on...re-institute crucifixion as a viable form of punishment for A-holes/tards/twinkies/tartuffles etc http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/19/ferrari.crash.reut/index.html http://motor.tuportada.com/i...

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If these are O.J.'s words, I'd have PLENTY of doubt as to what truly happened.

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I will probably use my second choice, Cynthia McKinney. that bitch is crazy. I bet she'd be a good lay. You have to tie her up in ropes and shit to hold her back, but after you're in you can untie her and she'll go all tasmanian devil on your junk. Tasmanian devil?? Maybe I should go with my third ...

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A bowel constrictor?

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There are 0 persons named silvurna...I am not here.

silvurna

Throw in a bowl of gumbo amd some Cajun hot sauce and I'll eat her pussy.

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Ann C won't return my phone calls or em's...I will probably use my second choice, Cynthia McKinney.

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Does it make sense to forbid 'tag' etc? When the kids get bored, they'll emulate other students in other schools and pull the Glock from their Batman lunchbox.

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One of the few things I miss about CNY is fall and the color changes in the hardwoods in the area. There are some web sites that post neat foliage pix and even a few web-cams that I check out. No such thing here really--fall means less rain and cooler (80's not 90's) temperatures. W, You aren't mis...

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The unlikely conjunction of drugs and violent crime??? Never happens.

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