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by Kansas City Kid
Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?
Replies: 5
Views: 432

Re: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

Cuda wrote:
He grabbed my breast and made a honking sound.
I can tell the tale.
I was too embarassed before.
I have nothing to gain

edited to make a haiku
It is EZ, friend
To deduct that phone sex time
On your Schedule C
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:25 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou 2 SEC?
Replies: 59
Views: 4164

Re: Mizzou 2 SEC?

Saw a potential schedule for Missouri with home games vs. Georgia, South Carolina, Kentucky and Mississippi State and roadies at Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas for 2012! I guess Arkansas will be a permanent crossover game to create a regional rivalry. Hopefully they add a ninth confere...
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chargers-Chiefs in game
Replies: 35
Views: 2402

Re: Chargers-Chiefs in game

I see RuPaul is the early favorite for board bitch (again). :lol: Coming from YOU that's rich. BTW, are you the pivot "man" in Goobs and mvscal's circle jerk? :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Wags
Replies: 42
Views: 1133

Re: Hey Wags

Image
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:10 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 9)
Replies: 19
Views: 2514

Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 9)

KC
NO
ATL
HOU
NYJ
SF
DAL
TEN
OAK
NE
ARI
GB
PIT

Mon, Nov 7
PHI 30
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OWS claims a big win
Replies: 91
Views: 8281

Re: OWS claims a big win

These idiots are on to something. Let's close all the corporations and banks and then some unknown rich person will just give us all money. :meds:

BTW.....they should name their shantytowns after the guy who has received the most $$ support from Wall Street than any other politician:

OBAMAVILLE
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:44 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 10 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 31
Views: 1980

Re: Week 10 CFB Pickem Lines

Game 1 - LSU 41
Game 3 - MIF
Game 6 - ISU
Game 7 - NEB
Game 8 - MIZ
Game 9 - OKA
Game 16 - MIC
Game 32 - STN
Game 35 - ARK
Game 36 - FLA
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chargers-Chiefs in game
Replies: 35
Views: 2402

Re: Chargers-Chiefs in game

I see RuPaul is the early favorite for board bitch (again). :lol: The Chiefs were extremely lucky to pull this one out of their ass. And Haley was dressed as Ron Burgundy as a homeless dude for Halloween. Looks like two more wins for the Chiefs with the Dolphins and Dungver at home to run the win st...
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:27 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 9 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 31
Views: 1917

Re: Week 9 CFB Pickem Lines

Game 1 - CLE 58
Game 4 - MRY
Game 7 - NEB
Game 9 - TEX
Game 14 - NWS
Game 16 - IOW
Game 28 - WMU
Game 36 - STN
Game 38 - AUB
Game 41 - SCL
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 8)
Replies: 20
Views: 3002

Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 8)

NO
NYG
BAL
CAR
TEN
HOU
DET
BUF
SEA
SF
NE
PHI
KC 41
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody have Gaddafi in the death pool?
Replies: 17
Views: 650

Re: Anybody have Gaddafi in the death pool?

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote: Achille Lauro
I spent about 25 days on that ship. It was the Dutch liner Willem Ruys back in 1964, and we sailed from Sydney to Miami, passing through the Panama Canal.
No, you didn't.
by Kansas City Kid
Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:41 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bookies searching for testicles
Replies: 12
Views: 397

Re: Bookies searching for testicles

I feel sorry for Gobbles McCocksmoke......I picture him like Big Gay Al from South Park all alone with only this board as his "friend." :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I thought Al Davis died last week
Replies: 109
Views: 7386

Re: I thought Al Davis died last week

Reminds me of when the Raiders picked up Jim Plunkett years ago and that worked out pretty well.

Raiders - 27
Chiefs - 13
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:02 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 7)
Replies: 20
Views: 2461

Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 7)

NYJ
TEN
MIA
TB
DET
CLE
CAR
PIT
OAK
GB
DAL
NO

BAL 33 pts
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:44 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 8 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 35
Views: 2714

Re: Week 8 CFB Pickem Lines

Game 1 - BSU 64
Game 2 - CLE
Game 5 - MIF
Game 10 - KSU
Game 11 - OKS
Game 16 - NEB
Game 18 - ILL
Game 25 - NDM
Game 34 - STN
Game 36 - ALA
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I thought Al Davis died last week
Replies: 109
Views: 7386

Re: I thought Al Davis died last week

Do the Raiders actually even have those draft picks to trade? :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:11 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Game 1 ALCS
Replies: 39
Views: 2832

Re: Game 1 ALCS

All smack aside, I am going to speak honestly about here for a moment... If you mentioned the 85 World Series 5 or more years ago, my left eye would have started twitching, my blood would have boiled, and I would have mashed out a Guntslinger enraged type post that made little or no sense. They say...
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc, here's your new av
Replies: 24
Views: 900

Re: Jsc, here's your new av

Martyred wrote:AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Image

:lol: Great stuff!
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:43 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: World Series - call it
Replies: 44
Views: 3294

Re: World Series - call it

Rangers in five
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Game 1 ALCS
Replies: 39
Views: 2832

Re: Game 1 ALCS

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:28 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Game 1 ALCS
Replies: 39
Views: 2832

Re: Game 1 ALCS

:meds: Only a tard like you would rather win the division than play for a World Series title. Typical second-place Tiger fan. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. If you don't win the AL CENTRAL then your record is probably going to be below .500 you stupid fuck.....no wild card there, Asshead...
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nick Swardon's Pretend Time
Replies: 1
Views: 193

Nick Swardon's Pretend Time

This is some funny shit......last episode included "BABY NOT FROM BOOTY".....spoof on women not knowing they are pregnant and giving birth in the toilet. "If there is corn in it no one was born in it."

Anybody else watching this?
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:53 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 6)
Replies: 20
Views: 2380

Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 6)

ATL
SF
CIN
PHI
GB
PIT
BUF
OAK
BAL
NO
NE
CHI
NYJ 38 pts
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The new Glass Dick
Replies: 14
Views: 835

Re: The new Glass Dick

Atomic Punk wrote:quite....disturbing.
Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The new Glass Dick
Replies: 14
Views: 835

Re: The new Glass Dick

Atomic Punk wrote:I swear this shithole can be funny sometimes.

That comment is spot on.

viewtopic.php?f=66&t=39113

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Classics
Replies: 22
Views: 984

Re: Classics

Agree with the "Rear Window" recommendation and defintely "North By Northwest"....Grant and Mason are excellent in that one..."Games?....Must We?" Also would recommend "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" and "It Happened One Night" EDIT: Also, "The A...
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Occupy Wall Street
Replies: 326
Views: 27052

Re: Occupy Wall Street

Obama and the liberals insist on putting people into boxes; if you are "the working class" that is lib-speak for being in a Union. If you are the Middle Class, you apparently make less then $250,000 filing jointly or $200,000 filing as a single. If you are a Millionaire or Billionaire, or ...
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:14 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 7 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 30
Views: 2587

Re: Week 7 CFB Pickem Lines

Game 1 MIC 51
Game 3 CLE
Game 7 OKA
Game 8 MIZ
Game 9 OKS
Game 28 WMU
Game 37 AUB
Game 38 MST
Game 40 LSU
Game 41 GEO
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: happy columbus day
Replies: 40
Views: 1341

Re: happy columbus day

Bizzarofelice wrote:or are you tsalking about blak history month?
I work twice as hard every martin luther king day.
by Kansas City Kid
Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff hangover effect: Chiefs in trouble
Replies: 133
Views: 5599

Re: Playoff hangover effect: Chiefs in trouble

Cassel's favorite route is a six yard out. It'd take Bowe 180 catches just to equal last years yardage. Besides, Bowe drops more balls than AP on a bender with the fleet in town, and smackaholic will master spelling three-letter words before Cassel ever finds a wide-out running free through the sec...
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good times in God’s Country.
Replies: 20
Views: 747

Re: Good times in God’s Country.

Packers and Badgers both undefeated, and Brewers have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. So what would I most like to see? A Brewers win in the World Series? NFL title #14 for the Packers? Or a national championship for the Badgers? I’d like all three, but my preferences would be: 1. Bad...
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Game 1 ALCS
Replies: 39
Views: 2832

Re: Game 1 ALCS

Scherzer = solid University of Missouri guy.

Rangers in four.

BEARS 24
LIONS 17
by Kansas City Kid
Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
Replies: 67
Views: 3688

Re: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...

Just another example of Screwey getting his daily bukkake in here. :lol:
by Kansas City Kid
Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just Die Baby
Replies: 45
Views: 5499

Re: Just Die Baby

What a legend along with Lamar Hunt. RIP Mr. Davis and having a good thought for Raider nation.
by Kansas City Kid
Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:56 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
Replies: 67
Views: 3688

Re: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...

Been to Miller Park a half dozen times and it is a real shithole. Poor man's version of Chase Field in Phoenix. And the only people more ugly and stupid than those from Wisconsin are the ones in Michigan. Terribly ignorant and Mongoloids the lot of 'em.
by Kansas City Kid
Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Occupy Wall Street
Replies: 326
Views: 27052

Re: Occupy Wall Street

RACK THIS!! This Is What a Mob Looks Like by Ann Coulter 10/05/2011 I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point. No one knows what the Wall Street protesters want -- as is typi...
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:31 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 5)
Replies: 20
Views: 2442

Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 5)

NO
BUF
NYG
JAC
IND
PIT
MIN
HOU
SF
NE
SD
GB


CHI 41 pts
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:48 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers
Replies: 203
Views: 5549

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

The Tegroes were lucky to get this far and since they couldn't close it out against that mongoloid Burnett it is safe for Leyland and the rest of those shines to make plans to join the looting in Murder City starting tomorrow night.
by Kansas City Kid
Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: murderous mudshark "free at last"
Replies: 65
Views: 1946

Re: murderous mudshark "free at last"

Of course ScrewsMen thinks DC women are hot.....he is a gay man and is from Detroit, home of the fugliest and dumbest people on the planet! :lol:

Get A.I.D.S. and run over by a taxi, Screwey.....you ignorant piece of shit.