It is EZ, friendCuda wrote:I can tell the tale.He grabbed my breast and made a honking sound.
I was too embarassed before.
I have nothing to gain
edited to make a haiku
To deduct that phone sex time
On your Schedule C
Search found 663 matches
- Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 432
Re: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?
To deduct that phone sex time
On your Schedule C
- Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:25 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Mizzou 2 SEC?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 4164
Re: Mizzou 2 SEC?
Saw a potential schedule for Missouri with home games vs. Georgia, South Carolina, Kentucky and Mississippi State and roadies at Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas for 2012! I guess Arkansas will be a permanent crossover game to create a regional rivalry. Hopefully they add a ninth confere...
- Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who is drinking what this weekend?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1449
- Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chargers-Chiefs in game
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2402
Re: Chargers-Chiefs in game
I see RuPaul is the early favorite for board bitch (again). :lol: Coming from YOU that's rich. BTW, are you the pivot "man" in Goobs and mvscal's circle jerk? :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :lol:
- Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Wags
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1133
- Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:10 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 9)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2514
Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 9)
KC
NO
ATL
HOU
NYJ
SF
DAL
TEN
OAK
NE
ARI
GB
PIT
Mon, Nov 7
PHI 30
NO
ATL
HOU
NYJ
SF
DAL
TEN
OAK
NE
ARI
GB
PIT
Mon, Nov 7
PHI 30
- Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OWS claims a big win
- Replies: 91
- Views: 8281
Re: OWS claims a big win
These idiots are on to something. Let's close all the corporations and banks and then some unknown rich person will just give us all money. 
BTW.....they should name their shantytowns after the guy who has received the most $$ support from Wall Street than any other politician:
OBAMAVILLE
BTW.....they should name their shantytowns after the guy who has received the most $$ support from Wall Street than any other politician:
OBAMAVILLE
- Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:44 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: Week 10 CFB Pickem Lines
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1980
Re: Week 10 CFB Pickem Lines
Game 1 - LSU 41
Game 3 - MIF
Game 6 - ISU
Game 7 - NEB
Game 8 - MIZ
Game 9 - OKA
Game 16 - MIC
Game 32 - STN
Game 35 - ARK
Game 36 - FLA
Game 3 - MIF
Game 6 - ISU
Game 7 - NEB
Game 8 - MIZ
Game 9 - OKA
Game 16 - MIC
Game 32 - STN
Game 35 - ARK
Game 36 - FLA
- Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:11 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chargers-Chiefs in game
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2402
Re: Chargers-Chiefs in game
I see RuPaul is the early favorite for board bitch (again). :lol: The Chiefs were extremely lucky to pull this one out of their ass. And Haley was dressed as Ron Burgundy as a homeless dude for Halloween. Looks like two more wins for the Chiefs with the Dolphins and Dungver at home to run the win st...
- Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:27 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: Week 9 CFB Pickem Lines
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1917
Re: Week 9 CFB Pickem Lines
Game 1 - CLE 58
Game 4 - MRY
Game 7 - NEB
Game 9 - TEX
Game 14 - NWS
Game 16 - IOW
Game 28 - WMU
Game 36 - STN
Game 38 - AUB
Game 41 - SCL
Game 4 - MRY
Game 7 - NEB
Game 9 - TEX
Game 14 - NWS
Game 16 - IOW
Game 28 - WMU
Game 36 - STN
Game 38 - AUB
Game 41 - SCL
- Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:16 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 8)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3002
Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 8)
NO
NYG
BAL
CAR
TEN
HOU
DET
BUF
SEA
SF
NE
PHI
KC 41
NYG
BAL
CAR
TEN
HOU
DET
BUF
SEA
SF
NE
PHI
KC 41
- Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody have Gaddafi in the death pool?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 650
Re: Anybody have Gaddafi in the death pool?
No, you didn't.Goober McTuber wrote:I spent about 25 days on that ship. It was the Dutch liner Willem Ruys back in 1964, and we sailed from Sydney to Miami, passing through the Panama Canal.BSmack wrote: Achille Lauro
- Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:41 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Bookies searching for testicles
- Replies: 12
- Views: 397
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
I feel sorry for Gobbles McCocksmoke......I picture him like Big Gay Al from South Park all alone with only this board as his "friend." 
- Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:15 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I thought Al Davis died last week
- Replies: 109
- Views: 7386
Re: I thought Al Davis died last week
Reminds me of when the Raiders picked up Jim Plunkett years ago and that worked out pretty well.
Raiders - 27
Chiefs - 13
Raiders - 27
Chiefs - 13
- Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:02 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 7)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2461
Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 7)
NYJ
TEN
MIA
TB
DET
CLE
CAR
PIT
OAK
GB
DAL
NO
BAL 33 pts
TEN
MIA
TB
DET
CLE
CAR
PIT
OAK
GB
DAL
NO
BAL 33 pts
- Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:44 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: Week 8 CFB Pickem Lines
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2714
Re: Week 8 CFB Pickem Lines
Game 1 - BSU 64
Game 2 - CLE
Game 5 - MIF
Game 10 - KSU
Game 11 - OKS
Game 16 - NEB
Game 18 - ILL
Game 25 - NDM
Game 34 - STN
Game 36 - ALA
Game 2 - CLE
Game 5 - MIF
Game 10 - KSU
Game 11 - OKS
Game 16 - NEB
Game 18 - ILL
Game 25 - NDM
Game 34 - STN
Game 36 - ALA
- Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:27 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I thought Al Davis died last week
- Replies: 109
- Views: 7386
Re: I thought Al Davis died last week
Do the Raiders actually even have those draft picks to trade?
- Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:11 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Game 1 ALCS
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2832
Re: Game 1 ALCS
All smack aside, I am going to speak honestly about here for a moment... If you mentioned the 85 World Series 5 or more years ago, my left eye would have started twitching, my blood would have boiled, and I would have mashed out a Guntslinger enraged type post that made little or no sense. They say...
- Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jsc, here's your new av
- Replies: 24
- Views: 900
Re: Jsc, here's your new av
Martyred wrote:AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great stuff!- Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:43 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: World Series - call it
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3294
Re: World Series - call it
Rangers in five
- Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:42 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Game 1 ALCS
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2832
- Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:28 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Game 1 ALCS
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2832
Re: Game 1 ALCS
:meds: Only a tard like you would rather win the division than play for a World Series title. Typical second-place Tiger fan. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. If you don't win the AL CENTRAL then your record is probably going to be below .500 you stupid fuck.....no wild card there, Asshead...
- Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nick Swardon's Pretend Time
- Replies: 1
- Views: 193
Nick Swardon's Pretend Time
This is some funny shit......last episode included "BABY NOT FROM BOOTY".....spoof on women not knowing they are pregnant and giving birth in the toilet. "If there is corn in it no one was born in it."
Anybody else watching this?
Anybody else watching this?
- Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:53 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 6)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2380
Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 6)
ATL
SF
CIN
PHI
GB
PIT
BUF
OAK
BAL
NO
NE
CHI
NYJ 38 pts
SF
CIN
PHI
GB
PIT
BUF
OAK
BAL
NO
NE
CHI
NYJ 38 pts
- Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The new Glass Dick
- Replies: 14
- Views: 835
Re: The new Glass Dick
Atomic Punk wrote:quite....disturbing.
- Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The new Glass Dick
- Replies: 14
- Views: 835
Re: The new Glass Dick
Atomic Punk wrote:I swear this shithole can be funny sometimes.
That comment is spot on.
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- Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Classics
- Replies: 22
- Views: 984
Re: Classics
Agree with the "Rear Window" recommendation and defintely "North By Northwest"....Grant and Mason are excellent in that one..."Games?....Must We?" Also would recommend "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" and "It Happened One Night" EDIT: Also, "The A...
- Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Occupy Wall Street
- Replies: 326
- Views: 27052
Re: Occupy Wall Street
Obama and the liberals insist on putting people into boxes; if you are "the working class" that is lib-speak for being in a Union. If you are the Middle Class, you apparently make less then $250,000 filing jointly or $200,000 filing as a single. If you are a Millionaire or Billionaire, or ...
- Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:14 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: Week 7 CFB Pickem Lines
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2587
Re: Week 7 CFB Pickem Lines
Game 1 MIC 51
Game 3 CLE
Game 7 OKA
Game 8 MIZ
Game 9 OKS
Game 28 WMU
Game 37 AUB
Game 38 MST
Game 40 LSU
Game 41 GEO
Game 3 CLE
Game 7 OKA
Game 8 MIZ
Game 9 OKS
Game 28 WMU
Game 37 AUB
Game 38 MST
Game 40 LSU
Game 41 GEO
- Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: happy columbus day
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1341
Re: happy columbus day
I work twice as hard every martin luther king day.Bizzarofelice wrote:or are you tsalking about blak history month?
- Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:08 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Playoff hangover effect: Chiefs in trouble
- Replies: 133
- Views: 5599
Re: Playoff hangover effect: Chiefs in trouble
Cassel's favorite route is a six yard out. It'd take Bowe 180 catches just to equal last years yardage. Besides, Bowe drops more balls than AP on a bender with the fleet in town, and smackaholic will master spelling three-letter words before Cassel ever finds a wide-out running free through the sec...
- Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good times in God’s Country.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 747
Re: Good times in God’s Country.
Packers and Badgers both undefeated, and Brewers have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. So what would I most like to see? A Brewers win in the World Series? NFL title #14 for the Packers? Or a national championship for the Badgers? I’d like all three, but my preferences would be: 1. Bad...
- Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Game 1 ALCS
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2832
Re: Game 1 ALCS
Scherzer = solid University of Missouri guy.
Rangers in four.
BEARS 24
LIONS 17
Rangers in four.
BEARS 24
LIONS 17
- Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:38 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
- Replies: 67
- Views: 3688
Re: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
Just another example of Screwey getting his daily bukkake in here.
- Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:59 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Just Die Baby
- Replies: 45
- Views: 5499
Re: Just Die Baby
What a legend along with Lamar Hunt. RIP Mr. Davis and having a good thought for Raider nation.
- Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:56 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
- Replies: 67
- Views: 3688
Re: Okay, after witnessing Nyjer Morgan's postgame act...
Been to Miller Park a half dozen times and it is a real shithole. Poor man's version of Chase Field in Phoenix. And the only people more ugly and stupid than those from Wisconsin are the ones in Michigan. Terribly ignorant and Mongoloids the lot of 'em.
- Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Occupy Wall Street
- Replies: 326
- Views: 27052
Re: Occupy Wall Street
RACK THIS!! This Is What a Mob Looks Like by Ann Coulter 10/05/2011 I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point. No one knows what the Wall Street protesters want -- as is typi...
- Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:31 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 5)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2442
Re: 2011 NFL Pick 'Em & Confidence Pool (Week 5)
NO
BUF
NYG
JAC
IND
PIT
MIN
HOU
SF
NE
SD
GB
CHI 41 pts
BUF
NYG
JAC
IND
PIT
MIN
HOU
SF
NE
SD
GB
CHI 41 pts
- Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:48 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers
- Replies: 203
- Views: 5549
Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers
The Tegroes were lucky to get this far and since they couldn't close it out against that mongoloid Burnett it is safe for Leyland and the rest of those shines to make plans to join the looting in Murder City starting tomorrow night.
- Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: murderous mudshark "free at last"
- Replies: 65
- Views: 1946
Re: murderous mudshark "free at last"
Of course ScrewsMen thinks DC women are hot.....he is a gay man and is from Detroit, home of the fugliest and dumbest people on the planet!
Get A.I.D.S. and run over by a taxi, Screwey.....you ignorant piece of shit.
Get A.I.D.S. and run over by a taxi, Screwey.....you ignorant piece of shit.