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by Psycho Magnet
Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 32
Views: 1740

Re: Joke

Goober McTuber wrote:And right on cue...
I see you're the local nut swinger. Do enlighten us with your most awesome of jokes.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who I'd like to punch in the twat?
Replies: 1
Views: 469

You know who I'd like to punch in the twat?

Trent fucking Dilfer. I love how that homo talks down about everyone as if he was sort of Joe Monfuckingtana. If I ever meet that half a cunt I am totally going to

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by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
Replies: 10
Views: 1192

Re: Caught a nice flounder today

Jsc810 wrote:Rack.

I like to debone them, then you end up with a flounder container that you stuff with crab and shrimp and stuff.

Rack it again.
Didn't even think of that. Fuck yeah.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 32
Views: 1740

Re: Joke

You know how to starve a niggynoo?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 32
Views: 1740

Re: Joke

You guys hear about that new Italian tires?

Dago forward, Dago backwards and when Dago flat Dago wop wop wop.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 32
Views: 1740

Re: Joke

You know how copper wire was invented?

Two Jews found the same penny.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
Replies: 10
Views: 1192

Re: Caught a nice flounder today

Wait, never mind. He's filleted already.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
Replies: 10
Views: 1192

Re: Caught a nice flounder today

Got 5 bucks says my flounder can fuck up your pool coon.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders' latest signing
Replies: 33
Views: 3005

Re: Raiders' latest signing

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
by Psycho Magnet
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
Replies: 10
Views: 1192

Caught a nice flounder today

Yeah, I know. Shove it up my ass, sideways.

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by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Replies: 17
Views: 1614

Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet

BarFlie wrote:Nice to see another vet from the old .net days. How about a few shots of your arsenal just for fun?
Another time, my friend. I am too buzzed and too tired for camera escapes. :D
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Replies: 17
Views: 1614

Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet

Seeing Miss Conduct Surgery Pics Could best be compared to: I never saw them but if I had to venture a guess I'd say a wild hog hit by a speeding semi The Raiders would be a lot better if.......Fucking sigmond the sea monster died If I win $50,000 tomorrow the first thing I'm going to buy is......A ...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Replies: 17
Views: 1614

Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet

KC Scott wrote: can you tell us if you could legally shoot anybody, who would it be and why?
I miss-answered this question. My official answer is Oprah Winfrey or Kathy Griffin cause those cunts need a good shootin'.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
Replies: 311
Views: 16227

Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al

JMak wrote:
Psycho Magnet wrote:The institution of marriage is a farce.
Modern civilization depends on it, stupid.
Your use of the word modern is incorrect.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Replies: 17
Views: 1614

Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet

Hey brother, thanks for the shout out. You've been a member here since 2006 - but it looks like you just decided to double your posting total tonight. What's up with that? I've been a Trolltrain guy for sometime. Have made some good friends there and I like the simplicity of it. Would we know you by...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
Replies: 311
Views: 16227

Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al

The institution of marriage is a farce.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
Replies: 311
Views: 16227

Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al

I hate to be the proverbial turd in the punchbowl, but, as a former employee of the local ER, NICU, PICU, TICU and ICU this is total bullshit. We never stopped anyone from visiting a patient so long as the visitor wasn't a doctor.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
Replies: 311
Views: 16227

Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al

And how is it that gays are asking for "special" rights when they're asking for the same rights & privileges that hetero couples enjoy? If your wife were to end up in the ICU ward, you'd be able to visit her. Gays & lesbians don't have the ability to see their loved ones unless th...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rott Pope Caught In Silent Cheese Squeeze
Replies: 19
Views: 1391

Re: Rott Pope Caught In Silent Cheese Squeeze

LTS TRN 2 wrote:200 deaf boys[/b]
Sounds like a rap band feat thing.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pickle
Replies: 15
Views: 1400

Re: Pickle

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Image

Looks like a nice Irish boy.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

velocet wrote:Welcome aboard, Psycho Magnet!

Walther PPK, good sir.





velocet
Thank you sir and a damn fine choice.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Yeah, I know it's not the original but still a great song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

So, KC, basically, the neck in the truck got paranoid because you pulled up alongside him, after honking at him and flipping him off. He thought that you might be some psycho, so he reached for his gun. Now, had you also reached for a gun, which you very well may have once you saw him reach for his...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

BarFlie wrote:
Psycho Magnet wrote:
BarFlie wrote:this thread looks like a good place for this music video

http://www.thewarriorsong.com/video.html
That's pretty fucking rackable, right there.
I was pretty confident you would like it 8)
Watching it for the fourthyninth time right now.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pickle
Replies: 15
Views: 1400

Re: Pickle

Awesome, I like you big worded summsabitches.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

So, KC, basically, the neck in the truck got paranoid because you pulled up alongside him, after honking at him and flipping him off. He thought that you might be some psycho, so he reached for his gun. Now, had you also reached for a gun, which you very well may have once you saw him reach for his...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

BarFlie wrote:this thread looks like a good place for this music video

http://www.thewarriorsong.com/video.html
That's pretty fucking rackable, right there.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Tom In VA wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Psycho Magnet wrote: I've been around for awhile.
Yeah, I can see your data
Irie Wagos ?
Gazing at my data.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

War Wagon wrote:
Psycho Magnet wrote: I've been around for awhile.
Yeah, I can see your data and have a pretty good idea who you are.

Trolling is cowardly.

Man up, or STFU.
Hi, my name is Mike, happy yet fuck face?
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

I almost didn't even type what I did and then you go there? Is there a buddys list on this motherfucker?
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Van wrote:What the fuck are you 'prepared' for, TL, other than a comparing of cocks in the form of bragging about your little metallic things that go bang?
A trip to Starbucks.
Is that where the kids hang out these days?
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

War Wagon wrote:So you're trolling.

I can count on one hand the number of good trolls here. You aren't one them.

Come out from behind the curtain or go fuck yourself.
Easy there, hot rod. I've been around for awhile.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Nice, man. I carried that same Mod 59 back when I drove a tow truck.
KC Scott wrote: Couple things that have happened recently contributed to my desire to get my CC license.
Yeah, some Haitians have moved into my neighborhood to.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Breach Of Trust!!! DATA MINING!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 1648

Re: T1B Breach Of Trust!!! DATA MINING!!!!

I will not have my name sullied in such a fashion.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Thanks WW, I'm just asking cause I have a possible hook-up from the casual encounters section of craigslist.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Van wrote:What the fuck are you 'prepared' for
Anything. How bout you?
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Main Entry: para·noia Pronunciation: \ˌper-ə-ˈnȯi-ə, ˌpa-rə-1 : a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations Main Entry: pre·pared·ness Pronunciation: \pri-ˈper-əd-nəs also -ˈperd-nəs : The quality or state of being prepared; especiall...
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tough Room
Replies: 57
Views: 4452

Re: Tough Room

Oh yea, CZ 82 laying in the tool box in the garage.
by Psycho Magnet
Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all
Replies: 57
Views: 2402

Re: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all

Right on. The chances of someone kicking my door down are slim though as my GSD usually comes unglued when someone so much as walks by the house. If they get by him it's either the Sig 228 or the Mossy 500 with 00 buck. ;) What kind of a fucking hell-hole do you people live in? You spend your wakin...