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SOB issued a warning last night about 3/11, and sure enough, Dan plungered it with the prosthetic dick.

Happy 3/11

So the mass exodus from tards.net is in full swing. It had to happen eventually. You're right- the inevitable is happening right before your eyes. We buttfucked .net back to the Stone Age a week before 9/11, and we'll wait for every fucking loser to cling to this lifeboat and then rape this place s...

Don't you see? We're not all that different, you and us. I see exactly what this shit is. You're just like the pussies over in Wright Hall that try to impress the freshman bitches by partying on on the stoop while drinking 40s of Budweiser, and then try to rat us out to the cockpeg at the Computing...

Most of you have already committed to posting on your little shithead message boards for the rest of your lives. We will continue to shove the prosthetic dick in all of your little internet pockets, and anyone who tries to personally fuck with us is at risk of being targeted specifically by Dan, res...

We call the shots. The dipshit at the computing center here at the college that you people send e-mails to is the one who gives us bullshit "warnings." Don't tattle to him anymore. Every time we see him walking on the campus with his googly-eyed fiance we think of how powerless he is over ...

The Alliance won't take advantage of the 16th, don't worry.