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by Plato
Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, We're Waiting
Replies: 3
Views: 4648

Re: Well, We're Waiting

Carson wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:25 am Reindeer seem to be on a bender again.
May I help you?
by Plato
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.
by Plato
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Official 2019 BBOTY thread! YOU'LL HAVE TO VOTE AGAIN!!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 2744

Re: Official 2019 BBOTY thread!!!!

Vixen wrote:Blame yourself and Arby's.
Cracker Barrel is his favorite.
by Plato
Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Both Sides Now....
Replies: 39
Views: 4471

Re: Both Sides Now....

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by Plato
Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2081

Re: Goober McFailure

Slap wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
Pa rum pum pum pum
by Plato
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2081

Re: Goober McFailure

Come this Goober see Pa rum pum pum pum His face receives our pee Pa rum pum pum pum Old ass is pasty white Pa rum pum pum pum Brown hole no longer tight Pa rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum We dishonor him Pa rum pum pum pum When we cum Pum pum pum pum Pa rum pum pum Pum pum pum pum...
by Plato
Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2081

Re: Goober McFailure

Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.

His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
by Plato
Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2081

Re: Goober McFailure

Rack not ppanther.

I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.

Too funny. Too slow.
by Plato
Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2081

Re: Goober McFailure

This is how it is in here for McTuber every holiday season.

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by Plato
Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3276

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

McTuber posted semi-nude photos of himself on a public board for other men to view. He is a frustrated male homosexual pervert.
by Plato
Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3276

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Silent night, pillow bite
All that balm, but still too tight
Pound that surge in, Mother! Mother, he’s wild!
Slowly seed plant Goob’s butt is defiled
Weep in blots of feces
Weep in blots of feces
by Plato
Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3276

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Goober McTumble is being run around again this year. That is entertaining!
by Plato
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3276

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs has so many hooves in his ass, he's looks like a menorah.
He can't run with the big boys. It's good for him to stay down and quiet. Like a good bitch. Goober McTuber will look good in the kitchen baking up some cookies for us. And I will be glad to leave him some milk.
by Plato
Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3276

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Goober McTuber suffers from Penus Ineffectus.
by Plato
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Keep posting about me, Carson. That's the ticket.

It worked out well for Goober McTuber.
by Plato
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Goober McTuber wrote:And I take pleasure in the knowledge that I have undoubtedly kicked your ass up and down this board numerous times under your regular nic.
I will break your nose.
by Plato
Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Blitzen wrote:No, not at all. There is an art form to the reindeer and all you're doing Play-dough is simply trolling.
You are a ridiculous pile of shit who has not brought a damn thing to the thread. Not a thing. Dripping blood the whole way.

A true bitch.

Stfu and make me a sammich.
by Plato
Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Dinsdale was reamed out pretty good there.
by Plato
Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Dinsdale is a bitter and jealous fool. Like Blitzen.

Glory days.
by Plato
Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Goober McTuber wrote:and the way their franchise has been sullied
You don't have the first clue and you never have.

Funny.
by Plato
Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Bitzen wrote:Plato hasn't exactly represented
You're obviously a very dumb cunt. Like Goober.

2017: Goober's greatest humiliation. Blitzen's greatest stupidity.

Very funny.
by Plato
Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

This has been one of the all-time legendary board beatdowns.
by Plato
Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

We own Goober McTuber this year.
by Plato
Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Replies: 30
Views: 2921

Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread

Life frustrates Derron. He is a dummy.
by Plato
Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Goober is my bitch.
by Plato
Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Replies: 30
Views: 2921

Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread

Papa Willie wrote:Feelings have been hurt. MS and Screwy worship me. :D
shutyomouth worships Cracker Barrel.
by Plato
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Replies: 30
Views: 2921

Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread

Derron.

He only finished 6th grade.
by Plato
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speaking of Worst Cities...
Replies: 50
Views: 3887

Re: Speaking of Worst Cities...

"Less people" should begin with trailer trash like Derron.
by Plato
Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Board Bitch 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 1106

Re: Board Bitch 2017

Derron is bitch of the year.
by Plato
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Replies: 29
Views: 1802

Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)

Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done. What kind of a pussy starts a thread to speak about a trip to the dentist? He sounded like a sobbing bitch. Find your nuts, Bloatspray. They must be down there somewhere. Hidden under one of your flab rolls. MgoBlue-LightSpecial is right. Bl...
by Plato
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Root canal.
Replies: 18
Views: 1225

Re: Root canal.

Moving Sale. Moving Goal Post.

This character is a lying twat.
by Plato
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
Replies: 95
Views: 4988

Re: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup

You stepped in it, Goober McTuber. Everyone can see.

How does failure feel?

:lol:
by Plato
Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
Replies: 95
Views: 4988

Re: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup

Nice deflection. Yes, fatso, your point was painfully obvious. As was your retarded effort to express it. You've had a pretty rough go of it the past several days. Might be time for a break. Far better than your rough go of multiple years. Or his rough go a couple of weeks ago. Goober's stupid ass ...
by Plato
Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2733

Re: Whiskey tasting

Goober had his ass kicked soundly.
by Plato
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Poor Goober is having the score run up on him. He thinks (his first mistake) to himself, "Hey, if I post some vagina art I can get back in the game!"

Somebody please tell me that didn't really happen.

:lol:
by Plato
Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Shit trolls > Goober McTuber Everyone knows that he has been battered on every board he's ever joined and is now fully dilapidated. McTuber is worn-out and his contributions have always amounted to butt mist. Sad Goober desperately craves approval, but it has never arrived. Things became so bad a fe...
by Plato
Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Goober is in fear.

He will produce nothing.
by Plato
Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

:lol: :lol: Glory days, well they'll pass you by Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye Glory days, glory days The board is humorless and you two washed-up losers epitomize it. The deer have always been inane, you couple of bitter old maids. Neither one of you white trash representatives do a...