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- Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, We're Waiting
- Replies: 3
- Views: 4648
- Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.
- Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Official 2019 BBOTY thread! YOU'LL HAVE TO VOTE AGAIN!!!!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2744
Re: Official 2019 BBOTY thread!!!!
Cracker Barrel is his favorite.Vixen wrote:Blame yourself and Arby's.
- Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Both Sides Now....
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4471
- Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2081
Re: Goober McFailure
Pa rum pum pum pumSlap wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
- Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2081
Re: Goober McFailure
Come this Goober see Pa rum pum pum pum His face receives our pee Pa rum pum pum pum Old ass is pasty white Pa rum pum pum pum Brown hole no longer tight Pa rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum We dishonor him Pa rum pum pum pum When we cum Pum pum pum pum Pa rum pum pum Pum pum pum pum...
- Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2081
Re: Goober McFailure
Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
- Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2081
Re: Goober McFailure
Rack not ppanther.
I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
Too funny. Too slow.
I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
Too funny. Too slow.
- Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2081
Re: Goober McFailure
This is how it is in here for McTuber every holiday season.
- Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
McTuber posted semi-nude photos of himself on a public board for other men to view. He is a frustrated male homosexual pervert.
- Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Silent night, pillow bite
All that balm, but still too tight
Pound that surge in, Mother! Mother, he’s wild!
Slowly seed plant Goob’s butt is defiled
Weep in blots of feces
Weep in blots of feces
All that balm, but still too tight
Pound that surge in, Mother! Mother, he’s wild!
Slowly seed plant Goob’s butt is defiled
Weep in blots of feces
Weep in blots of feces
- Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Goober McTumble is being run around again this year. That is entertaining!
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
He can't run with the big boys. It's good for him to stay down and quiet. Like a good bitch. Goober McTuber will look good in the kitchen baking up some cookies for us. And I will be glad to leave him some milk.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs has so many hooves in his ass, he's looks like a menorah.
- Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
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- Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
No thanks, homo.
- Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3276
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Goober McTuber suffers from Penus Ineffectus.
- Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Keep posting about me, Carson. That's the ticket.
It worked out well for Goober McTuber.
It worked out well for Goober McTuber.
- Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
I will break your nose.Goober McTuber wrote:And I take pleasure in the knowledge that I have undoubtedly kicked your ass up and down this board numerous times under your regular nic.
- Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
You are a ridiculous pile of shit who has not brought a damn thing to the thread. Not a thing. Dripping blood the whole way.Blitzen wrote:No, not at all. There is an art form to the reindeer and all you're doing Play-dough is simply trolling.
A true bitch.
Stfu and make me a sammich.
- Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Dinsdale was reamed out pretty good there.
- Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Dinsdale is a bitter and jealous fool. Like Blitzen.
Glory days.
Glory days.
- Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
You don't have the first clue and you never have.Goober McTuber wrote:and the way their franchise has been sullied
Funny.
- Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
You're obviously a very dumb cunt. Like Goober.Bitzen wrote:Plato hasn't exactly represented
2017: Goober's greatest humiliation. Blitzen's greatest stupidity.
Very funny.
- Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
This has been one of the all-time legendary board beatdowns.
- Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
We own Goober McTuber this year.
- Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2921
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Life frustrates Derron. He is a dummy.
- Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Goober is my bitch.
- Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2921
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
shutyomouth worships Cracker Barrel.Papa Willie wrote:Feelings have been hurt. MS and Screwy worship me. :D
- Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2921
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Derron.
He only finished 6th grade.
He only finished 6th grade.
- Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Speaking of Worst Cities...
- Replies: 50
- Views: 3887
Re: Speaking of Worst Cities...
"Less people" should begin with trailer trash like Derron.
- Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Board Bitch 2017
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1106
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Derron is bitch of the year.
- Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1802
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done. What kind of a pussy starts a thread to speak about a trip to the dentist? He sounded like a sobbing bitch. Find your nuts, Bloatspray. They must be down there somewhere. Hidden under one of your flab rolls. MgoBlue-LightSpecial is right. Bl...
- Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Root canal.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1225
Re: Root canal.
Moving Sale. Moving Goal Post.
This character is a lying twat.
This character is a lying twat.
- Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
- Replies: 95
- Views: 4988
Re: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
You stepped in it, Goober McTuber. Everyone can see.
How does failure feel?
How does failure feel?
- Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
- Replies: 95
- Views: 4988
Re: Dems eating their own- Franken back to lousy standup
Nice deflection. Yes, fatso, your point was painfully obvious. As was your retarded effort to express it. You've had a pretty rough go of it the past several days. Might be time for a break. Far better than your rough go of multiple years. Or his rough go a couple of weeks ago. Goober's stupid ass ...
- Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2733
Re: Whiskey tasting
Goober had his ass kicked soundly.
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Poor Goober is having the score run up on him. He thinks (his first mistake) to himself, "Hey, if I post some vagina art I can get back in the game!"
Somebody please tell me that didn't really happen.
Somebody please tell me that didn't really happen.
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Shit trolls > Goober McTuber Everyone knows that he has been battered on every board he's ever joined and is now fully dilapidated. McTuber is worn-out and his contributions have always amounted to butt mist. Sad Goober desperately craves approval, but it has never arrived. Things became so bad a fe...
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
Goober is in fear.
He will produce nothing.
He will produce nothing.
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 18076
Re: Goober Balls
:lol: :lol: Glory days, well they'll pass you by Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye Glory days, glory days The board is humorless and you two washed-up losers epitomize it. The deer have always been inane, you couple of bitter old maids. Neither one of you white trash representatives do a...