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Naw, IB just kidding Jay a little. He is totally safe and clean as far as we know up here. But now to one of our favorite preppers and cohort of Mark Fuhrman . . . Derron, merry xmas https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSULnMP3ZPG3QqYJ1qcQejGU8_-JSLezCXOs9D6-damHEwT7-ge&s http:/...

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To my friend in Phoenix, Jay who had to move away from florida fast, and ended up in, well you know . . . Here are the pics, Jay, it's public now, you can come out of the closet. My gift. Late for morning photog meeting http://rogersimmons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wesh-2-truck.png Uh, equipmen...

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I think I will be more giving this year and toss out a few presents before the big day.

When I saw this I immediately thought of Papa Willie.

This ought to save lots of time making those big chicken dinners.

Merry Christmas shutyomouth!

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I wondered if I should Resurrect this thread, but because it Is about Jesus, then I thought, ok. See, the Deciders got hooked up with a bunch of floosie coke whores last year and well, they weren't as responsible as usual. Left Smackie hanging out there without a winner to declare, and me and Santa ...

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And where the fuk is Goober?

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We're bringing the heat this year. If you're not on the sled, you're under it.

Step up.

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Calm down expat. Santa and the 'deer are busy listening to the Jesus music selections, getting ready for Round Two. They will be out and pollutingxxxx contributing to the board soon enough. It's rumored our agents are out now negotiating a deal with a famous local DJ to do the color commentary and e...

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Yeah the holidays are here folks, along with balck friday, probably snow where you are, and the reindeer. Yep, the reindeer Are Back (orders from Santa) and this year it's all about Jesus. So the reindeer and elves have been having a great time (how's you ass by now Vixen?) following Pop's threads o...

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Come saunter through the 'deer's bunk area wearing that shit . . .

and see what happens.

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Say Goobs how does that Old Rip work out for douche and enema purposes? Which do you prefer to drink. After being enhanced?

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Just like up here at the North fukkin' Pole, money talks reindeer shit walks. No toys, no pudding. No sled pull, no play time with "Plato in the barrel" Too much ingrained money riding on these republican fossils. Remember, all this news and talk is just political theater to distract you h...

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Ok Santa sent me back down here to introduce a new reindeer prospect. Meet p bull. https://i.imgur.com/ZnNcfbU.jpg Better watch out Plato, he'll be on your ass this year. Literally behind you in the team (you finally get out of last place), but also with the smack. Better stop half-steppin'. http://...

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Great. Well really that last one about Wolfie was a D-. Now for something decent. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/85/63/95/856395a592e5c925a43d564c6ad72ef9--santa-dress-santas-little-helper.jpg https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/2741440/326476886/stock-photo-beautiful-sexy-young-woman-i...

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While you all have your smack poetry carol slam, how about a little eye candy for the season . . .

Some of the hired hands - We're not just up here waiting around to pull the sled . . .

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Once there were the many, now there are the few, the proud and elite. Kinda like the upper 90's percentile of message boards, then throw in reindeer and it approaches 99. Sayin' And now you're here. The Deciders have google analytics and the mac addresses of all your devices, so no worries. All that...

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Dubious. Most of the people there are too foolish to realize that Jsc is one of the most valuable posters that board has. Absent Jsc, that board devolves (further) into a right wing echo-chamber where shit and/or completely inaccurate takes are not checked but are instead celebrated. Aside from tha...

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Papa Willie: Santa needs to know.

Would you rather take a Really Good shit

or have [blitzen] reindeer homo sex [/blitzen] on Goober's Whisk(e)y bar?

He can help, either way.

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To my pal shutyomouth, with love

sig

~Blitzen~

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For our friend Goober . . .

A nice new blend. All the reindeer went in together on this, just for you.

Salud!

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Papa Willie wrote:

I'm just glad it's Goobs who's getting his heart kicked in.

May santa leave you a bowl of his own hot steamy radio active undigested ass corn.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:I just added this to my collection:

Looks like it is full of sperm. What are you really doing with that?

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Mikey wrote:Bad enough just flying over Texas.

I always try to save up about three days of shit and then drop the bombs somewhere over texas every christmas eve.

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That was the funniest thing posted by a reindeer in the past two years. But he didn't at all deny the fact that he is queer as a $3 bill.. Are you so afraid of being a gaylord you must refer to me in third person? Spend about two hours with my reindeer friends and your asshole will scream "I'm...

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The truth about Rudolph. Ok, fuck, I can't just read this bullshit and stay in the basement anymore. Did you know that fucking Gay People help make that over-marketed high-priced sucker-bait whisk(e)y you claim to slobber down? Yes fucking gay people. I have a buddy in Oreg0n who fucking Knows Ever...

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You know Goober, when Spray calls you out for continuing to play the dick and gay card and you continue to play it, well, dick shaped old pot meet gay ass kettle.

This Christmas is NOT shaping up to be a good one for you. Go deck your waxed balls with some fairy holly you sissy Mary.

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https://1s2qad3kyim98kuwcuni8v1e-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bourbon-fomo-1200x821-1-1200x821.jpg A thousand bottles of booze on the wall, a thousand bottles of booze, if one of those bottles happens to fall, Goobers curls up in an sad, fetal ball. Get over yourself you fuggi...

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Well time to say bye for these holidays folks . . . A few parting thoughts and observations after hanging around here for a month: LTS gives the most solid, credible and clean links to great accurate, pertinent information of anyone on the board. LTS is a really great guitar player and a very unders...

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Well fuck that went over like a lead balloon or a turd in the fridge, no styro shell. Anyway thanks to all who participated and here are the official results, after being baked and cleansed by the Deciders Committee on Justice (if it's really justice how come LTS doesn't have key word 'guitar' filte...

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Priapism. There I said it. Goober is too embarrassed to bring this up, so as per usualum he asked me to do it. Who has taken ED drugs? Who has had a four hour long boner? We are delivering him a Big batch of mydixadril and levitra this year, he one of our biggest requestors, right behind a bunch of...

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Hey Goobs, good to see you in here punching out the post totals and licking the reindeer ass . . . We didn't miss anything on the 15th, other than you playing leap-frog to your heart's content with those gaylord friends of yours. Ten in total I think. Bet you turned a circle jerk into a circular dai...

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Ok kids, here is the mid season update on the really big action for The Old Guy Post Total all-in. First some business keeping . . . Memo to Blitzen: Wash the cheeto dust off your hands before you touch the toys. Santa doesn't care if your red pants are now orange, but the elves do a lot of work and...

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Goober was too embarrassed to post this him self, so he pm'ed it to me to forward on to all you folks . . . In the spirit of the season, and any time is sports gambling season, this is the The New Year's Day 2016 Goober McTuber Posting Total challenge. How many posts will the cute old guy rack up by...

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Hey Merry Christmas Mr. Goobs! It is all in fun don't be a party poop like Pops, come join the fun.

Happy holidays to all.

Jingle jingle jingle

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Congrats BSmack! I know Santa has a special gift for you.

You da man!!!

Jingle jingle jingle

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What a wonderous day coming up for Goobs!

Ten gaylords a-leaping!

Merry Christmas you flaming codger you.

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Comet wrote:^^^^ Thanks

Si, gracias.

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Goober McTuber wrote: hole, suck, cock

All the key words except you missed sausage. Nice Fruedian slips there gay old man, keep showing us your true colors yellow and brown.

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Hey goobs, when you smell (taste) reindeer feces, does that shriveled OLD pecker of yours still tingle a little bit?

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Papa Willie wrote:Just breathing at Goobs' age has to be at least that bad...

Not mention keeping his ass stuffed with reindeer sausage.

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And you suck. Literally.

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