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by Rudolph
Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to start giving . . .
Replies: 8
Views: 1799

Re: Time to start giving . . .

Naw, IB just kidding Jay a little. He is totally safe and clean as far as we know up here. But now to one of our favorite preppers and cohort of Mark Fuhrman . . . Derron, merry xmas https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSULnMP3ZPG3QqYJ1qcQejGU8_-JSLezCXOs9D6-damHEwT7-ge&s http:/...
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to start giving . . .
Replies: 8
Views: 1799

Re: Time to start giving . . .

To my friend in Phoenix, Jay who had to move away from florida fast, and ended up in, well you know . . . Here are the pics, Jay, it's public now, you can come out of the closet. My gift. Late for morning photog meeting http://rogersimmons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wesh-2-truck.png Uh, equipmen...
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to start giving . . .
Replies: 8
Views: 1799

Time to start giving . . .

I think I will be more giving this year and toss out a few presents before the big day.

When I saw this I immediately thought of Papa Willie.

This ought to save lots of time making those big chicken dinners.

Merry Christmas shutyomouth!
by Rudolph
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's all about Jesus - The Resurrection
Replies: 25
Views: 2608

Re: It's all about Jesus

I wondered if I should Resurrect this thread, but because it Is about Jesus, then I thought, ok. See, the Deciders got hooked up with a bunch of floosie coke whores last year and well, they weren't as responsible as usual. Left Smackie hanging out there without a winner to declare, and me and Santa ...
by Rudolph
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop
Replies: 8
Views: 1774

Re: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop

And where the fuk is Goober?
by Rudolph
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop
Replies: 8
Views: 1774

Re: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop

We're bringing the heat this year. If you're not on the sled, you're under it.

Step up.
by Rudolph
Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?
Replies: 9
Views: 767

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Calm down expat. Santa and the 'deer are busy listening to the Jesus music selections, getting ready for Round Two. They will be out and pollutingxxxx contributing to the board soon enough. It's rumored our agents are out now negotiating a deal with a famous local DJ to do the color commentary and e...
by Rudolph
Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's all about Jesus - The Resurrection
Replies: 25
Views: 2608

It's all about Jesus - The Resurrection

Yeah the holidays are here folks, along with balck friday, probably snow where you are, and the reindeer. Yep, the reindeer Are Back (orders from Santa) and this year it's all about Jesus. So the reindeer and elves have been having a great time (how's you ass by now Vixen?) following Pop's threads o...
by Rudolph
Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My summer vacation
Replies: 15
Views: 1456

Re: My summer vacation

Come saunter through the 'deer's bunk area wearing that shit . . .

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and see what happens.
by Rudolph
Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2733

Re: Whiskey tasting

Say Goobs how does that Old Rip work out for douche and enema purposes? Which do you prefer to drink. After being enhanced?
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roy Moore the pedophile
Replies: 164
Views: 6029

Re: Roy Moore the pedophile

Just like up here at the North fukkin' Pole, money talks reindeer shit walks. No toys, no pudding. No sled pull, no play time with "Plato in the barrel" Too much ingrained money riding on these republican fossils. Remember, all this news and talk is just political theater to distract you h...
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Ok Santa sent me back down here to introduce a new reindeer prospect. Meet p bull. https://i.imgur.com/ZnNcfbU.jpg Better watch out Plato, he'll be on your ass this year. Literally behind you in the team (you finally get out of last place), but also with the smack. Better stop half-steppin'. http://...
by Rudolph
Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

Great. Well really that last one about Wolfie was a D-. Now for something decent. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/85/63/95/856395a592e5c925a43d564c6ad72ef9--santa-dress-santas-little-helper.jpg https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/2741440/326476886/stock-photo-beautiful-sexy-young-woman-i...
by Rudolph
Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 18076

Re: Goober Balls

While you all have your smack poetry carol slam, how about a little eye candy for the season . . .

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Some of the hired hands - We're not just up here waiting around to pull the sled . . .
by Rudolph
Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Forum question
Replies: 1
Views: 640

Re: Forum question

Once there were the many, now there are the few, the proud and elite. Kinda like the upper 90's percentile of message boards, then throw in reindeer and it approaches 99. Sayin' And now you're here. The Deciders have google analytics and the mac addresses of all your devices, so no worries. All that...
by Rudolph
Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
Replies: 122
Views: 7761

Re: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in

Dubious. Most of the people there are too foolish to realize that Jsc is one of the most valuable posters that board has. Absent Jsc, that board devolves (further) into a right wing echo-chamber where shit and/or completely inaccurate takes are not checked but are instead celebrated. Aside from tha...
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread
Replies: 33
Views: 3609

Re: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread

Papa Willie: Santa needs to know.

Would you rather take a Really Good shit

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or have [blitzen] reindeer homo sex [/blitzen] on Goober's Whisk(e)y bar?

He can help, either way.
by Rudolph
Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread
Replies: 33
Views: 3609

Re: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread

To my pal shutyomouth, with love

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sig

~Blitzen~
by Rudolph
Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread
Replies: 33
Views: 3609

Re: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread

For our friend Goober . . .

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A nice new blend. All the reindeer went in together on this, just for you.

Salud!
by Rudolph
Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Replies: 93
Views: 6473

Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

Papa Willie wrote::lol:

I'm just glad it's Goobs who's getting his heart kicked in.
May santa leave you a bowl of his own hot steamy radio active undigested ass corn.
by Rudolph
Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Two new additions to the collection
Replies: 77
Views: 6768

Re: Two new additions to the collection

Screw_Michigan wrote:I just added this to my collection:

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Looks like it is full of sperm. What are you really doing with that?
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going to Vegas this weekend
Replies: 40
Views: 2857

Re: Going to Vegas this weekend

Mikey wrote:Bad enough just flying over Texas.
I always try to save up about three days of shit and then drop the bombs somewhere over texas every christmas eve.
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Replies: 93
Views: 6473

Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

That was the funniest thing posted by a reindeer in the past two years. But he didn't at all deny the fact that he is queer as a $3 bill.. Are you so afraid of being a gaylord you must refer to me in third person? Spend about two hours with my reindeer friends and your asshole will scream "I'm...
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Replies: 93
Views: 6473

Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

The truth about Rudolph. Ok, fuck, I can't just read this bullshit and stay in the basement anymore. Did you know that fucking Gay People help make that over-marketed high-priced sucker-bait whisk(e)y you claim to slobber down? Yes fucking gay people. I have a buddy in Oreg0n who fucking Knows Ever...
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Replies: 93
Views: 6473

Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

You know Goober, when Spray calls you out for continuing to play the dick and gay card and you continue to play it, well, dick shaped old pot meet gay ass kettle.

This Christmas is NOT shaping up to be a good one for you. Go deck your waxed balls with some fairy holly you sissy Mary.
by Rudolph
Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Replies: 93
Views: 6473

Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

https://1s2qad3kyim98kuwcuni8v1e-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bourbon-fomo-1200x821-1-1200x821.jpg A thousand bottles of booze on the wall, a thousand bottles of booze, if one of those bottles happens to fall, Goobers curls up in an sad, fetal ball. Get over yourself you fuggi...
by Rudolph
Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"
Replies: 60
Views: 5099

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Well time to say bye for these holidays folks . . . A few parting thoughts and observations after hanging around here for a month: LTS gives the most solid, credible and clean links to great accurate, pertinent information of anyone on the board. LTS is a really great guitar player and a very unders...
by Rudolph
Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober's New Year Over/Under
Replies: 18
Views: 1994

Re: Goober's New Year Over/Under

Well fuck that went over like a lead balloon or a turd in the fridge, no styro shell. Anyway thanks to all who participated and here are the official results, after being baked and cleansed by the Deciders Committee on Justice (if it's really justice how come LTS doesn't have key word 'guitar' filte...
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can we talk?
Replies: 7
Views: 756

Can we talk?

Priapism. There I said it. Goober is too embarrassed to bring this up, so as per usualum he asked me to do it. Who has taken ED drugs? Who has had a four hour long boner? We are delivering him a Big batch of mydixadril and levitra this year, he one of our biggest requestors, right behind a bunch of...
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dec. 20th for Goober
Replies: 31
Views: 2599

Re: Dec. 20th for Goober

Hey Goobs, good to see you in here punching out the post totals and licking the reindeer ass . . . We didn't miss anything on the 15th, other than you playing leap-frog to your heart's content with those gaylord friends of yours. Ten in total I think. Bet you turned a circle jerk into a circular dai...
by Rudolph
Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober's New Year Over/Under
Replies: 18
Views: 1994

Re: Goober's New Year Over/Under

Ok kids, here is the mid season update on the really big action for The Old Guy Post Total all-in. First some business keeping . . . Memo to Blitzen: Wash the cheeto dust off your hands before you touch the toys. Santa doesn't care if your red pants are now orange, but the elves do a lot of work and...
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober's New Year Over/Under
Replies: 18
Views: 1994

Goober's New Year Over/Under

Goober was too embarrassed to post this him self, so he pm'ed it to me to forward on to all you folks . . . In the spirit of the season, and any time is sports gambling season, this is the The New Year's Day 2016 Goober McTuber Posting Total challenge. How many posts will the cute old guy rack up by...
by Rudolph
Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dec. 20th for Goober
Replies: 31
Views: 2599

Re: Dec. 20th for Goober

Hey Merry Christmas Mr. Goobs! It is all in fun don't be a party poop like Pops, come join the fun.


Happy holidays to all.

Jingle jingle jingle
by Rudolph
Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You like me! You really like me!
Replies: 4
Views: 236

Re: You like me! You really like me!

Congrats BSmack! I know Santa has a special gift for you.

You da man!!!

Jingle jingle jingle
by Rudolph
Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dec. 20th for Goober
Replies: 31
Views: 2599

Dec. 20th for Goober

What a wonderous day coming up for Goobs!

Ten gaylords a-leaping!

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Merry Christmas you flaming codger you.
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Back and there's Gonna Be Some Changes
Replies: 13
Views: 1324

Re: I'm Back and there's Gonna Be Some Changes

Comet wrote:^^^^ Thanks
Si, gracias.
by Rudolph
Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I hearing things?
Replies: 87
Views: 4939

Re: Am I hearing things?

Goober McTuber wrote: hole, suck, cock
All the key words except you missed sausage. Nice Fruedian slips there gay old man, keep showing us your true colors yellow and brown.
by Rudolph
Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober struggles with the reindeer
Replies: 20
Views: 2069

Re: Goober struggles with the reindeer

Hey goobs, when you smell (taste) reindeer feces, does that shriveled OLD pecker of yours still tingle a little bit?

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by Rudolph
Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc, You'd Better Lie Down
Replies: 5
Views: 1038

Re: Jsc, You'd Better Lie Down

Papa Willie wrote:Just breathing at Goobs' age has to be at least that bad...
Not mention keeping his ass stuffed with reindeer sausage.
by Rudolph
Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All restrictions off female service. Good or bad?
Replies: 52
Views: 2067

Re: All restrictions off female service. Good or bad?

And you suck. Literally.