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I Saw ucant Kissing KC Scott I saw ucant kissing KC Scott Underneath the Chiefs logo last night. Scott's bragging of his wealth And his copies of "Men's Health" His rock hard pecs were rippling Before him Scott had knelt. Then, I saw ucant kissing KC Scott Underneath his Tap Out shirt hand...

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Katy, You thought the RadioFan family trolls was a good idea. 'nuff said. Her kids are picking through the vacuum cleaner looking for breadcrumbs and bedbugs to eat while she's doing Nyquil shots and auditioning for her next hot internet liaison. Why are you surprised? This place has a search featu...

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suck a cock all night long

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Tom In VA wrote:

They gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long.

Smackeychan would really like that song but I think he's busy babysitting his half-eggplant grandchild while the alleged parent is off cutting baby laxatives into the heroin

No one is sacred motherfuckers

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Katy wrote:
Blitzen wrote:
Katy wrote:I'm shaking with fear.
Pour yourself another Long Island Ice Tea you cunt
I will if you find another website to steal unfunny smack from. Deal?

fuck off

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Katy wrote:I'm shaking with fear.

Pour yourself another Long Island Ice Tea you cunt

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"Vixen definitely isn't the same person. Cupid and Dasher are the ones really bringing the funny. Donder may be the same person. That one has always been pretty steady with the smack and fun. Blitzen, whomever has this troll should have their membership revoked. Shameful shit, really. http://w...

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Raise your flagon of ale high, mighty reindeer all around us, nothing but desolation shattered anuses spurting compound fractures chaffed vaginas bruised egos (Dins) and the muffled whimpers of those with freshly trodden hoofprints on their domes Certified Holiday Trolls™, every one of us swayed not...

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:C/P awful jokes. Smackless posts. Unfunny.

It all adds up to Blizten = Cuda.

It adds up to you being a pillow biting "power bottom".

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You've heard of The Hot Carl? Dirty Sanchez?

The Dairy Queen: when Sirfindafold pulls his ready to burst erection out of his boyfriend's thirsty asshole and sprays hot semen and speckles of shit all over his lover's back, resembling a Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait.

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Two sailors, having taken shore leave, make their way to the local brothel for a little action. On the way, the first sailor turns to his friend and says, "How much money you got?". The second sailor says "I'm down to my last ten dollars.". The first sailor exclaims, "Look, ...

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice! Q: How do you fit four Sirfindafolds on a barstool? A: Turn it upside down! Two Sirfindafolds found themselves in the awkward position of 69'ing each other, balls deep in each other's mouth. After what seemed like an hour of furious pumping, the first Sirfi...

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TVO wrote: If I want any oil out of You, I'll squeeze your duct.

Pal.

I'm sure that'd be a slam dunk for a glory hole connoisseur such as yourself. People hate you for a reason and that reason is because you are a retarded dwarf with a head shaped like an orange crate.

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TVO wrote:Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Hop on, shorty, need a lift?. If I can shuttle the elves to the Toy Shop every morning, I can certainly orbit the Earth with you
a dozen or so times.

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Katy wrote: Consider it one of many mercy fucks you'll receive.

Can chlamydia be transmitted inter-species? I'll have to get back to you on that one.

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SWEET FUCKING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just received Katy's pic in my PM box 20 minutes ago (thanks to whoever) When I find the bastard that threw sulphuric acid in your face (I can barely make out Buc's knuckle marks) I WILL GORE HIM WITH EVERY ONE OF MY 10 POINTS!...

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You know what warms the globe more that anything else?
Santa after draining six or seven PBR's. Ooooof! Light a match!

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Sorry ------------------> tl;dr

government cheese says what?

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Not at all...do carry on. I've heard it all. I just wish you'd touch on something nobody has heard or something a little more funny. Funny? Toots, there's a whole lot of laughter going on, care to guess who it's aimed at? Color me touched by your e-sobbing. Like I said, I'm ready to pull back my ho...

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Katy wrote::yawn

Blitzen=worst reindeer troll of this year.

A day late, a dollar short.

You're hurt.

I'll stop.

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Read Stucknut's archives and this board's archives and you'll see this verbatim. Will you shut the fuck up already? Nobody is going to Stucknut or Queefchat or Diaphragm Rinse or any other dogpile you've ever plugged. Fuck. It's like, the answer to every accusation laid on you resides in some far o...

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Katy wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
HEY NOW!

I take umbrage at you including me in this sissy fight!

PS - I never had a bad vicodin trip. They were all great! At least I think they were......I can't remember, ASS.

:P

FTFY

Boy, you sure kicked that one up a notch.

Don't you have a gin bottle to water down?

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I use my gut as my condom. At times, I use it as my cock. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BWAH Well look who popped in? T1B's very own Skankarella. Figures an attention whore like her would take a minute out from making mustard sammiches for her Asperger's riddled brood to come to Cheez-In-A-Tube's rescue....

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I'm just in here to RACK Katy for the wheelchair pic. Outstanding! RACKETH! Oh, and just a request for the Mod's, owners, higher powers, whatever,,,,,,,,,PLEASE no more posting pics of AP where he isn't totally clothed. PLEASE!!!!!!!!! The internet is everything to you, isn't it, you broken down ol...

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THRASHER wrote:
Blitzen the fucktard wrote:Rein of Terror
It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.

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http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/TrollBucket/APinpantiesinhotelroom.jpg What you gon' do with all that Punk? All that Punk with the stretched out trunks? He really really got got got drunk, Punk got drunk cause he's in a slump My Punk, my Punk, my Punk, my Punk, my Punk, My Punk, my Punk, my ...

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It's been a long time since I've driven through the Berkshires. I haven't even checked it out since returning from CA over ten years ago. I hope it hasn't changed a whole lot. Probably some of the most scenic drives in the Northeast. That Mohawk Trail is incredible in Autumn. Then to drive up to Be...

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Katy wrote:I'll leave some on the doorstep for her.

You mean that piece of cardboard in front of your trailer? Yeah..."doorstep"...

I'm sure many a velcro sneaker has been wiped on that, you dumb cunt.

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Beg her a little more, Dio. If she's not ready to crack quite yet, then you might want to emphasize your text, or something. I doubt she'd be able to resist that. You don't call the shots here, chubby. Do you want the horns? Well, DO YOU? Here, give your delicates a blast with this. http://www.spra...

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Katy - fake titted blabbermouth with a sense of entitlement. Busy having kids with the remaining Appalachian, mesh trucker hat wearing ditch scum she hasn't already had kids with. Sold Atomic Punk down the river, then did her best awwww-shucks wounded femme fatale and passed the buck to her .garbage...

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Luther The Ex-Cop (Frosty The Snowman) Luther the ex-cop was a snivelling little bitch When the smack was dropped, then off he'd hop To the mods where he would snitch. Luther the ex-cop set our PM box on fire He tried to hang, couldn't get our slang And you know he'd wear a wire. There must have be...

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Away In A Garage Away in a garage, his foot on the gas His Honda's in idle toddowen will pass The douchetards at One Board Looked down where He lay The fuckwit toddowen brought joy on this day After years of his taunting Many threads gone to TROTS This flatlining jizzrag Has at last called his shot...

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lk_pick - "your love is like baaaaad medicine, bad medicine is what I need"

eccf - had a deep affection for children...across state lines. Apparently, that's a felony.

KC Scott - the tragic last captain of the S.S. LOL. Hit an iceberg. He thought it was funny.

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Vixen wrote: I swear, I only meant to toot.

Santa's sleigh could fly out your ass and never touch the sides, the way the elves stretched out your asshole.
You give it up so easily, you whore.

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Santa has us pulling double shifts for the next two weeks and he took the PS3 out of the lounge SO I AM PISSED!!!!!

If I see any "hunter" trolls or "legtrap" trolls or "deer tick" trolls
I WILL FACKEN DESTROY YOU
BACK THE FUCK UP

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Yeti Beast wrote:Queerdeer suck

Queerdeer swallow!

Yeti eat cream filled queerdeer

RRRAAAAAARRRRR

Words cannot describe how bad that post is.

Now a moment of silence for posters everywhere so that we can mourn the death of smakchat.

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smackaholic wrote:Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?

Come on now Jerry, you are just jealous that you didn't get invited to play.

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Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.

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Rudolph wrote:Sammy works part-time at Wal Mart.

That's right. I JUST SAID THAT.

I think he has the hots for the chick that mucks out the bathrooms and wrangles the shopping carts.

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Jsc810 wrote:I can't ever keep track of all this shit. Who are Mike and Dave?

Ditka and Letterman.

Don't ask, it's not my dream.

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