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I believe that number of posters was Dinsdale. He had a good point after that one bad post. The others however, who got spoofed, were just bitching the way you still are. Most everybody liked this years models. Face it ancient one, you did our work for us in embarrassing yourself. In other words, :l...

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How wrong you are Goober. The reindeer are what they always were and always will be. You're just bitter because you set yourself up as a target and you couldn't take the hoof pounding. As a former troll yourself, you know how this game works. Suck it up brah, the season is over and you're off the ho...

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(I just watched Blitzen sneak taking a shit into somebody's christmas present then wrapping it back up, so you kiddies just watch out!) Hey now! When I mentioned I had a few "special stocking stuffers", that was supposed to be a surprise. Thanks for ruining a moment Rudolph McScrooge. Gee...

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Goober, could you recommend a nice resort & spa in your dome? After the Christmas grind is over, we really like to unwind and pamper ourselves. Absolutely. What do you say Gobbles, we line you up with some anonymous tubesteak in exchange for some sweet vaca spots. Strictly on the DL, you know, ...

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Why is the coach from Major League getting his ass waxed? :? http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0719/pg2_e_brown_200.jpg It's the off season and there just isn't all that much to do in Madison, except waxing and cruising for the fellas. Give the old 'mo a break. He's senile and butt scared of imaginar...

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Ok kids, here is the mid season update on the really big action for The Old Guy Post Total all-in. First some business keeping . . . Memo to Blitzen: Wash the cheeto dust off your hands before you touch the toys. Santa doesn't care if your red pants are now orange, but the elves do a lot of work an...

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Merry Christmas people. It is time to stuff a certain stocking. LTS FRAUD has laid claim to being a guitar hero for some time now. He has produced exactly one example of his skills, (without visual proof) that is simplistic at best. This simpleton has offered nothing since then other than empty chal...

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You know what, I'm feeling kind of bad for Goober, so I just asked Santa to give our friend an extra helping of funny bone this Christmas. It will be stuffed in his stocking with care. Know what I'm saying?

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http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/jingle-bells-thanksgiving_5.jpg Jingle bells, Goober smells, He likes to wax his eggs, Oh what fun it is to chide Him on these holidays. OH, jingle bells, Goober tells The reindeer not to play, Doesn’t know, this old man ‘ho That he’s a closet gay! ...

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1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar. I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds. So I can continue to get piss pants drunk and wallow in my own misery. The upside of my alcoholism is I can post nude pics of myself to anon...

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The reindeer don't give a fuck what you think. Doddering old timers who still wax their nut sack don't have opinions that matter. We're having a good time and others are enjoying your discomfort. But keep flailing and failing Goober, it's what you do best.

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Maybe it was because as a group you all are a poor replacement for the originals. Nothing against you personally. But as a whole, this year's reindeers suck moose cock. Or, maybe it's just that you and a couple of other whiny babies can't take some good old fashioned holiday ribbing. It's always fu...

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Hello Donder, just got a message from Santa. Some corrections are in order, so please ignore former posting. Still in line for sleigh pull in proper sequence. All is normal. Code sequence is still red green white squared. Plus two times two. Please acknowledge sequence brother reindeer. Code red and...

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What happened to the reindeer trolls? They used to have a sense of humor, not to mention mad smack skills. Yeah, this is sad to read. The original's left the board around 10 years ago. Original Reindeer- Comet = Biggie Dasher = PrimeX Blitzen = DMike Sammy = JCT Vixen = ppanther Rudolph = itsanalia...

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The old fruit is simply "tingling" for some dark reindeer sausage. Anal is preferred, but oral will do just fine. Old fucker would probably embrace a freaky three way with pops and Midget Sale as it is. Pounding sand is his role, gobbling cock is his goal. Merry faggot Christmiss old fuck.

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As a heads up, you false reindeer, the name is Donner, not fucking Donder. You're fired. Suck a stocking stuffed with ball sweaty coals.

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That's what's up. Goober posts a picture of dark meat reindeer sausage and thinks he's getting over? Kind of,seems like a self admitted outing. Stay loud, stay proud Goober. The rainbow coalition awaits you.

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Not exactly a Christmas classic, it is still within the spirit. To our dear friend Moving Sale as sung to the Who classic, "Behind Blue Eyes". http://i.imgur.com/ZwWjAhK.jpg No one knows what it's like to be the small man to be the mad man behind short eyes No one knows what it's like to ...

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BTW, who else posts single sentence paragraphs, Shitzen? In this very thread, I mean. Poptard, obviously. Otherwise, what is your point? Single sentence threads or lines are indicative of poptart's "supposed" style. We reindeer are just adapting and applying the method to fuck with the me...

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Hey, Blitzen, eat a dick. Given a choice, I'm sure you'll go for Rudolph. No wonder Diego makes you so self-conscious. This, coming from a decrepit old dude posting nearly nude pics for other dudes. Right. Given a choice, I am sure you would gobble Diego's McTubesteak, just to satisfy your sad pean...

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Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory, not a pain pill per se. It will probably help if your pain is coming from an inflammation. Using medication properly isn't how Rodger *ahem* rolls. Yup. Roger has been relying on pain medication for awhile now. However, latest news is he is off the meds and is cle...

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Holy reindeer shit. Listen up assholes. Jayne, Gobbles and poptard are especially on notice. Oh yeah, that includes you Martyred, you Jew fuck. We reindeer are sick of your backstabbing, whining, bitching bullshit. If you don't want lumps of rough edged coal stuffed up your worm holes this year, bet...

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Remember when the reindeer were funny?

Yeah, me neither.

The truth hurts, huh big guy?

A lump of coal for you.

Stuff it where your cop hero nightstick resides.

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Up on the sidewalk Diego sticks Out his thumb for some kiddy tricks. He is a cop apologist, Bends right over for some cop fist. Ho ho ho, who would he blow, If it's fifth grade or under it's a go. Up on the sidewalk Diego sticks His face in a bucket of baby dicks. First comes his idol, Officer Bell...

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We three ‘tards of the One board are, Spamming threads, from near and from far. Poptard, M. Sale and LTS flail, Simpering, bitching tards... Ooh ohh.. ‘tards who blunder, ‘tards not bright, ‘Tards who like to pick dumb fights, Flat Earth theories, Twin Tower conspiracies, A midget in leather tights...

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Papa Willie wrote:Are you seriously this fucked up in real life? I honestly can't imagine a fucking lawyer being this mentally unstable.

It's probably due to his short attention span.

Yeah, I know, I know, season over and shit, it just needed to be said.

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The one and only thing the reindeer as a group did well was to hoof-stomp Mammy and Timmy into a tar-tinted dirt nap. Rudy, as for you and that neon-red nose, just remember to take care of "business" before the flight. One more sky-growler and you get "helped over the fence" repe...

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The reindeer have had a group meeting and have decided
your services are no longer needed Cupid. Please pick up
your severance package of dry grass and accept one swift
Santa boot up the bung on your way out of the barn.

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poptart wrote:What is that thing you are just not good at?

Preventing oneself from responding to yet another lame poptard post
in which said poster almost never gives his own answer.

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What can you say Comet, the fat lush has been taken over by the unholy ghost.

Seasons Beatings to you tubby, may the spirits be blight.

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Sweet Christmas Rudolph, have you been hanging out in the Castro with M2? We now can see the only bright thing about you is your nose . That's it, you're done. Comet is already waiting to go all Douchebag on your tick-riddled hide, don't make it worse for yourself. Also, stop chugging Beasties with ...

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BSmack wrote:
[Brewers COO] Schlesinger conceived the idea for the mini-museum.
Nice job Smithers. Fuck, that guy is the asskisser of the fucking millennium. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy regularly pleasures himself with a replica Black cock.

So Moving Sale is the first paying customer, eh?

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Hark Moving Sale, wee Moving Sale, he gripes all day, can’t get his way. Christmas is here, he’s drunk on beer, short, bald and old, stinking of mold. --Ding dong ding dong, he knows he’s wrong, always suing always suing. He’s short and weird words of foul cheer Blacks everywhere cocks in the air. ...

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Looks like Kringle has been hitting the sauce again. http://media.irishcentral.com/images/Drunk-Santa-2013-lg.jpg Yep, iPhone evidence right here. No, no, no. Sad, sad, sad. Also, what's up with the pineapple? Weird. Listen you seasonal lush, if you weren't viewing the sleigh through the bottom of a...

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No shit Comet. As one of the last two reindeer to pull that effing sleigh and your fat derrière, Kringle, I am in no mood for your Holiday Hijinx. Also, tell that bitch Rudolph to back off the fiber and stop dropping those ridiculous, glowing Holiday growlers in front of the rest of us. I got a pair...

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Screwy, the jizz house mop boy, Cleaned up all the porn house floors. Much to his shame and chagrin, Faking like he's rich, not poor, All of the other mop boys Used to laugh and call him names, Whenever poor, dumb Screwy Dropped quarters down the jizz house drains. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Some...

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In Lapland, it's strictly ONE REINDEER, ONE VOTE

We mark the ballot box with our urine too.

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snore-aholic, shouldn't you be clipping out Marmaduke cartoons for the fridge?

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Enough with the Christmas Carols. Time to rape humans.

WHAT THEY SHOULD FIND IN THEIR STOCKINGS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

Dinsdale - arthritis

Coogs - beer goggles

88 - brevity

TiC - Sickle Cell Anemia

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Little Dinsy Boy Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum 22,000 posts to see, pa rum pum pum pum A style that's so verbose, pa rum pum pum pum It leaves me comatose, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, So to placate Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When hit F5. Little Dinsy, pa rum pum pum p...

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