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Dinsdale, you and I will probably never see a Sonic. The climate north of the 40th latitude all wrong. Sonic is all about retro drive-in style. The staff wears roller skates and there's no dining room. You eat in your car or you sit on a bench outside. They have 480 different ways to cool off your i...

Mowed and fertilized the fat man's lawn.

Is that Zyclone?

Doug near DC wrote: Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled.

Pluto - Plato... what's a vowel amongst swine, eh?

patsy stone wrote: italicize the same way he does.

You're absolutely right, patsy. We both italicize using bbcode. Excellent deduction on your part. Now get your pasty hind quarters to 40th & Steele St. and start making me some money, ya whore.

We should stop telling him to go down the biggest hole he finds and have him focus on the brick and square. Also, if it smells like rotten fish, seek an alternate hole. Dougs wife must have loved the big guy hanging out in her canyon of loneliness. I suggested we throw a 2x4 across any hole before ...

You like sniffing Rulolph's bunghole, don't you? What the piss do you know about anything? When the reindeer are pulling the fat man's sled where am I in relation to Rudolph? Answer that in your own mind before you start flapping your swollen lips in my direction, you 4th tier moneran. If you can't...

Sudden Sam wrote: Do these type threads mean I'm old?

No. The fact that you crap your pants and lose your teeth means you're old.

You two spawn of Cain mental midgets can take your stupid contest to another thread and die there.

Rawr and all that jazz.

Donder wrote: Blitzen whined he was better with the Poo holes.

Lies!!

It was a timed competition. It doesn't matter that Comet put more turds down in total. What matters is that I filled the hole 1.285 seconds faster.

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Plato wrote:Comet & Blitzen had a contest as to who could fill up a hole with shit faster.

I can.

patsy stone wrote:Those can't be real!

Oh yes they are and if you don't get your rotting titties out of my face I'm gonna break an antler off in your poison vagina.

Jaymes, did you hear?

Orenthal James Simpson was found not guilty.

There's an NFL team in Houston.

Our country is at war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Let Bobby42 know if you need any more not-so recent events.

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C'mon, Roach, did you have to rescue this from the bottom of page 1? Don't encourage him. We already have enough Bobby42's to go around.

XXXL wrote:Good day for the Bruins...

Good lookin' out, fatty. If you have any more editorial comments, feel free to post them in the music forum.

Shit! I knew I forgot to do something today. How did you forget? You had a fuggin' list, dipshit. We better go over the whole thing line by line. Sweep astroturf -check Replace cardboard window -check Stack straw bales around skirt - check Tape milk crate stairs together -check Spray bug killer on ...

There's a forum for this.

Glad to help during the holidays.

Now piss off.

Not a rubber band, Rudolph. He uses a zip tie. Rubbers break (ask mrs Wagon) and lead to embarassing moments. There's no need to be takin' a good pair of pants off anyhow. Not since the shower head broke and the tub rusted out. She's a good old trailer though. Nice lights on top. Not too drafty now ...

Better plot outline.

Middle aged man loses ability to raise his tent pole. Invents erection machine. Electrocutes self in bath tub.

Good memory, Dancer. I'd forgotten about Bobby's limpy the elf.
Booby is the only person I know in real or cyber life that opens emails from 1XLUYN titled Unlimited erections ALL NATURAL no sideffects $5/month!!!!!!1 and thinks "Holy shit no way! It's about fugg'n time!"

I don't know what "it" is. And I'd appreciate it if you limited your smack to me. My marriage is rock solid, and my wife has nothing to do with any of this. Smack totally repelled. You repelled what with what? Weakly stating that you don't understand an object pronoun and then gentlemanly...

Rack Fu, how goes the investigation into that dead Russian spy? Have you found the polonium source in the a la carte menu and are you posting a coded message in this thread to alert the agency of your discovery?

Rudolph wrote: Nobody's interested in reading about TANG, unless it's poonTANG. Am I right?

Well...yes and no. NoCal just posted in another thread.

Everyone vomit in 3...2...1...

Something, something, something....twice. You never heard this from me, NoCal, but I overheard some elves saying that they overheard Santa talking to Baby Jesus about your indescriminate lifestyle. Allegedly the conversation went like this: Santa – Look, this girl is messed up and I don’t want to c...

You know, I don't get down here that often. Santa keeps us pretty busy on the treadmills in the off season. Then with all the fertiziling the fields in the spring and building crop circles in the fall I don't have a lot of time to dink around on the internet so someone please remind me. Did Bobby42 ...

Mister Bushice wrote:Congrats on... wearing out your welcome in a day.

Naughty list.

You know how I know you're gay? His dick tastes like shit? It may taste like shit to you, but Doug seems to love it. I Like It, I Love It Tim (Doug) McGraw Spent forty-eight dollars last night at the Angus Steer, I spent my whole paycheck to fill Goober with beer. He’s anatomically correct and shap...

They said it was a Snow Day on the radio.

Sirfindafold wrote:I'm gonna spread this thread across my lawn and watch it grow green.

That post is so full of shit you'd better be careful or you'll burn your herbs.
Fertilize in moderation.

- Blitzen
North Pole Depot
Garden Dept.

Comet wrote: WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!

Pretty good rack on this one. http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/pic/reindeer.jpg This one's pretty young. Look at that unbelievably tight rump and those high heels. http://www.idiap.ch/~mathew/Finland/reindeer.jpg Ooh, bondage! http://www.cvc.org/christmas/reindeer4.jpg Two sets of twins? RAAACK! ...

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frodo_biguns wrote:my IQ is 142

Metric?