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Tom In VA wrote: What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.

We're both more masculine than you.

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1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit. 2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation. 3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party. 1. The next time I need your help I'll w...

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OCmike wrote: If no one gives a shit, what do we all get?

Less and less 'bode.

Mike Backer couldn't bugger a corpse with icicle.

Tom, I paraphrased the reset. Quit being such a thin skinned douche.

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Antler velocet!

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Mike Backer, I'll be your huckleberry.

↑ If anyone can name both contexts of that reset I'll give you my ivories. ↑

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If it was about you it'd be named "Duhg".

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Ingse Bodil wrote:
Blitzen wrote:
Doug near DC wrote: don't piss me off.

What are you going to do, rummage through my trash?
because lord knows only you are allowed to finger your sister/girlfriend.

you're not my sister/girlfriend.

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Doug near DC wrote: don't piss me off.

What are you going to do, rummage through my trash?

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Doug near DC wrote:
shot down in flames.

What was Doug's last job.

I'll take NASCAR dorks $600, alex.

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Ingse Bodil wrote:why is the boob more sexually stimulating

Pick yours up off the floor and show them to us.

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Huh and this kid asked Santa for a copy of Oedipus.

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Haven't seen anything this bad since the Christmas of '68 when Donder ate the mescaline thinking it mint candies.

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^^^^^^ rack :lol: it's pretty sad when somebody has to rack themselves with their own troll. I'm not Sammy's troll or vice versa. Lighten up. IB, if we look at this logically we'll see that Britney's "rack" contained six of these ^. Typically that indicates that she's racking the sixth po...

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Uncle Fester wrote: I thought they liked all that Filleting of the Christ stuff.

No those were Jews.

- Mel Gibson

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The Nigerian Prince is anxiously awaiting your response. He only has forteen days from whenever you received this letter to legally transfer these funds into your account.

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Dinsdale, you're not helping.

Hereafter, serious replies will receive a butt kicking. You've been warned.

Jess, shut up.

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Since before your mom rubbed her oozing snatch on the greasy curb at 42nd & Broadway and impregnated herself with a genetic cocktail of rat, pigeon, and hobo semen. Jeebus Blitzen, thanks for that lovely visual. The Holiday is now complete. Cheers. btw---was that the same method of esmackulate ...

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Those fuckers at El Al are really funny. The desert shall bloom with Reindeer turds come Monday morning. since when is "Plato" a reindeer? Since before your mom rubbed her oozing snatch on the greasy curb at 42nd & Broadway and impregnated herself with a genetic cocktail of rat, pigeo...

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How do you like the rigid line of toolstuff, AP? As for the guarantee, it just says that the stuff will work.It don't say it will work well. Does it mean you can trade wornout batteries in, for evah? Ridgid isn't like Ryobi, Skil, Black& Decker, Craftsman etc. Which ones did you use to build th...

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Are those two stranded on a mountain in Oregon?

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New rule: Santa is not a food bank, a doctor, or Jesus. He won't fill your cupboard with Pork & Beans, he won't fix grandma's limbego, and he can't bring Fluffy back to life. Santa's gig is molded plastic, sugar, and hand carved wooden butt plugs with a crucifix handle.

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Well he is on the naughty list.

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I can't believe this shit makes the news down there. Hey, humans, Santa has a message for you. "Winter is cold. Snow is cold. High altitudes are cold." If you're not named Kris Kringle stay in low places with indoor climate control. The only white stuff that should be under you is sand, co...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What if I bring Zyclone?

You'll have to walk around with him on your shoulders so he will be able to see over the crowd.

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patsy stone wrote: Not gonna give you directions or the name of it as it's my home away from home and I'm ALWAYS there. But I'll make sure I don't go next week in case you happen to stumble upon it.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrn!

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bbqjones wrote:i have ticketets to the nexszt jag game. i wont drink and i will have the biggest peener in the building.

i lover you

So what, you want her to hold you up so you can see over the railing, or something?

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Ingse Bodil wrote: {0}

No one cares, Rerun.

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That's hysterical coming from you, the ultimate internet psycho stalker.

This is Otis, btw.

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Good one, Bushman. Should I shift around or can you breathe fine with my fuzzy nuts on your nostrils?

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The all seeing eye knows everything.

DANCE, TARD, DANCE!

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List them.

Opthamologist

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Dinsdale wrote:I got 6 pages out of a thread about some old dude croaking.

Patsy will eclipse the 300 page mark with a teeshirt.

It's a woman's world, and we're just living in it.

Let's see. Bitter old bald guy or hottie with a rack. You never had a chance.

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Wow Plunk, you're really getting over. Where do you find such game? Is it right in front of you or 20 feet to the right? Calling one a fag by acknowledging that they had "relations" with a woman you're currently drooling over. Outstanding. I don't think there is one heterosexual male on t...

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"Yet another horrid post by KCScott"

What do I win?

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PrimeX belonged to a sleeper cell. He now drives a taxi and smells like curry.

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Thanks! For!! The!!! Great! Story!! Jack!!!!

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If he won't I will. I'd throw my hooves over her shoulders, pin her head between my antlers and drive her around like a 1984 Ford Taurus with bubbled tinting and a hanging muffler.

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Uh, oh, Bushice has a case of the Monday's.

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Huh. But who'll be able to see that under the burqa?

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Those windows are huge

That's the way we grow 'em in the U&L.

btw this is Luther

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