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by Blitzen
Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you dave.
Replies: 32
Views: 1622

Rudolph wrote: Mike Vick thinks that's fucked up, btw.
Drunk attorneys or fags named Chip?
by Blitzen
Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you dave.
Replies: 32
Views: 1622

Re: Fuck you dave.

Meltdown in 10...9...8...
by Blitzen
Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gather round, my reindeer ho's
Replies: 47
Views: 2736

Say what? When it comes to Job Smack, we have the ultimate BODE. We work 1 night a year, spreading joy and happiness to billions of people around the world. What the fuck do you do that's so great? The rest of the year we get to do what ever we please and to clue you in on how we roll, rock stars a...
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

Image

l to r. Rumple, Foreskin
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm not black.
Your thumb is.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I gotta call bullshit Blitzen. As bad as that was, it's still way above Rumples ability.
Agreed.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Blitzen wrote:You logged in with the wrong troll.

OOPS!
Hello!!! The stroy says I put a cap in your ass.
How convenient. You must have missed though as I am still here.

It has got to be hard aiming with one hand holding your junk and a thumb up your ass.

Thanks for KYOA.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Blitzen wrote:Ha, I got shot on the left side.
You were the first victim in my sights.
You logged in with the wrong troll.

OOPS!
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Tards Attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2020

Ha, I got shot on the left side.

All you other losers got shot on the right side.

I am special!

RACK ME!

OL-IL?

Ooot

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by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's Whitey?
Replies: 23
Views: 1497

Me and you and a dog named boo...
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's Whitey?
Replies: 23
Views: 1497

Who run reindeer town?

BTW, you forgot fragnastybeyatch.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5949

Hope he can unhinge his jaw.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's Whitey?
Replies: 23
Views: 1497

You punks are pathetic. I'm getting way more mileage out of this than are you. Actually, no you are not. Top 5 jobs for Whitey this upcoming summer. 1. Guy who eats all the nachos 2. Movie heckler 3. Get girlfriend 4. Iraqi Minister of Information 5. Any of the above while wearing a wife-beater.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5949

Image
l to r.

quacker backer
rumplefartsmeller
Whitey
Y2K

Won't go into what is happening there, the picture speaks for itself.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's Whitey?
Replies: 23
Views: 1497

Excellent, my bitch call works!

I have got to take a dump and just wanted to make sure I didn't miss any of your epicness.
Please don't post anything for the next ten minutes, I may have to brew this one for a bit.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's Whitey?
Replies: 23
Views: 1497

Where's Whitey?

Must be tired after the spotlight hunt and 10 rounds of "hey fellas, check this out!"

Can't wait for him to get back in here and wow me with his insightful takes on CFB as well as some PHENOMINAL smack.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5949

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular.
Yeah, I'm sure it would have went down that way too. :meds:
Sure it would. You're just resentful that we don't care about you.

Now go back to suckling your momma's teat and leave the smack to the adults.
by Blitzen
Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm freaking back, i freaked out, but I love this place.
Replies: 36
Views: 1463

BITH resets are always fresh
by Blitzen
Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm freaking back, i freaked out, but I love this place.
Replies: 36
Views: 1463

warren wrote: Bring it fucks, I love to kill meat.
true 'dat

sin,
warren's worn out pecker
by Blitzen
Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 5949

Hmmmm..... looks like a loser from the CFB forum got lost and dropped a turd. Lets take a trip in the past to quacker backer's last 10 posts. eat my shorts HEY M CLUB!!! EVER HEAR OF WHAT WE SOMETIMES CALL A 'CAPITOL LETTER'? just asking ours or yours rack gfy I will admit that those are some hairy ...
by Blitzen
Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm freaking back, i freaked out, but I love this place.
Replies: 36
Views: 1463

warren wrote:I'm not sure what a "loser" is
Loser: One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

Seems to fit you well.

Now start drinking before your sobriety causes any more problems.
by Blitzen
Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Xmas cheer...
Replies: 34
Views: 2138

You will not be forgotten Y2K.

You may be the only poster on the board that could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out sucking a dick.
by Blitzen
Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Xmas cheer...
Replies: 34
Views: 2138

Xmas cheer...

Go, tell it on the chat board, over the posts and interwebs. Go, tell it on the chat board that AP’s ass is torn. While moderbators kept their watching o'er silent tards by night, beyond, throughout the webpages There rose an unholy site. Go, tell it on the chat board, over the posts and interwebs. ...
by Blitzen
Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm freaking back, i freaked out, but I love this place.
Replies: 36
Views: 1463

Drinking is bad, mkay!
by Blitzen
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Replies: 17
Views: 1336

RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.

I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.

2. Yes, you are!
by Blitzen
Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Replies: 17
Views: 1336

mmmmm... Rev, bad mistake.

When I slide up behind you and violate your backside be very quiet and hold still.

If you move around and squeal I may go balls deep and knock out some teeth.
by Blitzen
Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why not beat up old people?
Replies: 30
Views: 1174

Ponderous, FUCKING ponderous!!!

Sad to say that there wasn't a good post in this thread till now.

Why don't you fucking slackjawed faggots off yourselves. And don't forget to delete all your posts first!
by Blitzen
Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't go away mad.........
Replies: 6
Views: 1289

Don't go away mad.........

We could sail away Or catch a troll train Or a rocketship into AP’s cavitay So much left to do Too many things unsaid To ever let him feel Like his rectum once did Posters must change Separate boards/separate ways We can blame it on reindeer Or blame it on the train I know this may sound terse I hav...
by Blitzen
Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is nothing sacred??
Replies: 7
Views: 1180

Blitzen wrote:You're horrible. I'm shitting in your mailbox tonight.
Done. Merry Christmas, dillhole.
by Blitzen
Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My first post on Jim Rome back in 1999
Replies: 24
Views: 2327

Trollfessor wrote:Thorhammerpickle returns
This avatar was one of Pickle's favorites if Santa's records are correct.
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by Blitzen
Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is nothing sacred??
Replies: 7
Views: 1180

You're horrible. I'm shitting in your mailbox tonight.
by Blitzen
Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raydah Lames' daddy has his own website
Replies: 31
Views: 2397

Re: Raydah Lames' daddy has his own website



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



Sincerely,

2001
by Blitzen
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread.
Replies: 24
Views: 1422

Whenever I feel like smacking on derron I remember how badly I feel about that Christmas in Pittsburgh when we broken into Scritti's house and drank all his flavored water, smashed his Kylie collection, soiled his clean laundry, and stole his bus money. Smacking retards is fun but only while they're...
by Blitzen
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rape charges dropped in Duke Lacrosse case
Replies: 39
Views: 3445

Re: Rape charges dropped in Duke Lacrosse case

The Seer wrote: Dude should be fired and charged and counter sued....
We can do worse than that. Put him on the naughty list.
by Blitzen
Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am headed to Walmart...
Replies: 17
Views: 1444

Could you pick up some black fabric. Mrs Marinerfan would like to sew a new eyepatch for the lil' miss in case Santa doesn't bring one.

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by Blitzen
Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NOW That's what I Call Rapmasters!
Replies: 29
Views: 2016

Me & Eric B and a nice big plate of this...which is my favorite dish
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NOW That's what I Call Rapmasters!
Replies: 29
Views: 2016

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Spinderella
attractive?
Spinderella's not a fella
Spinderella's not a fella
wick wick wack
Spinderella's not a fella
But a real DJ!
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NOW That's what I Call Rapmasters!
Replies: 29
Views: 2016

Tom in VA's Adidas will be givin' suckah MC's all kind of Joy 'N Pain to Spinderella and the Real Roxanne.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The first reindeer that crosses my war path...
Replies: 16
Views: 826

Regardless of sexual hardware and orientation you are a tremendous pussy. It's good of you to be honest and not waste time denying that.
by Blitzen
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NOW That's what I Call Rapmasters!
Replies: 29
Views: 2016

NOW That's what I Call Rapmasters!

Who remembers those Rapmasters albums from the late 80's? They were basically conglomerations of watered down hip hop radio edits. We delivered a ton of them to Ohio and Missouri. Real white core neighborhoods and kids named Dylan, Tyler, Kyler, Tyvan, Ryker, and shit. What is it with white suburban...

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