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by Dasher
Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Twas the night before Christmas
Replies: 12
Views: 629

Twas the night before Christmas

...when all through Fresno Not a creature was stirring, not even AP's ho The panties were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Y2K soon would be there womanimal was nestled all snug in her bed, While visions of mangina danced in her head; http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/TrollBucket/APn...
by Dasher
Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread.
Replies: 24
Views: 1422

Never underestimate the size of reindeer cock, my friend.

I kinda get around, and shit.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread.
Replies: 24
Views: 1422

I just might give Bushice's OL the gift she's been asking for for years...a good dicking. She'll slurp up my gamey cock faster than Bushy's little feller goes bankrupt after she takes her bra off.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread.
Replies: 24
Views: 1422

Derron is a scared little gun toting tool. You can tell he's a real life sackless pussy by how hard he tries to project himself as a tough guy on the internet. What a fucking clown that dipshit is.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where in hell is the Xmas spirit?
Replies: 19
Views: 1521

Get fucked.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4467

First thing that comes to C&Paul's mind is food.

How shocking.
by Dasher
Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Public Service Announcement for the Reindeer
Replies: 22
Views: 2462

Fuggin' hilarious!!! LOL!!

-Jack, Wolfman
by Dasher
Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: To Catch a Predator
Replies: 57
Views: 3742

Re: To Catch a Predator

Mister Bushice wrote:Just my opinion that it's a bitch move to run personal shit on someone from behind a troll nic.
If it makes you feel any better, Douchice, I run you much more with my "primary" nick.

Merry fucking Christmas.
by Dasher
Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would You (!)
Replies: 26
Views: 2443

Ingse Bodil wrote:nursing home assistance.
You rang?

-AP
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs AP will hold in 2007.
Replies: 23
Views: 952

Awww, he's admitting defeat at the hands of trolls. How cute. :lol: Dumb pussy.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merry Christmas! Check out my new t-shirt...
Replies: 87
Views: 5714

Oh good heavens, SHUT UP. You are the boringest of boring twats.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs AP will hold in 2007.
Replies: 23
Views: 952

Seeing eye dog.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 367

We need an auto-TROTS feature for this bullshit.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to IB's Duke thread?
Replies: 14
Views: 1122

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm in your dome
I'm in your dome, too. Literally.

-your right eye
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TIme Waster
Replies: 14
Views: 1748

Slasher wrote:Most of them reindeer trolls suck. bad.
Props on the uninvited gravy train.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holiday Greetings From Bushice
Replies: 8
Views: 328

Spinner eye was run.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TIme Waster
Replies: 14
Views: 1748

No way you're Luther. I don't see 60 PM's sitting in my inbox.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holiday Greetings From Bushice
Replies: 8
Views: 328

Bushass PM'd a deer to unknot his panties?


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Can't...breath...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by Dasher
Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to IB's Duke thread?
Replies: 14
Views: 1122

Prancer's ass and IB's face have similar qualities. Except more shit spews from IB.
by Dasher
Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bitch.
Replies: 18
Views: 548

I'm gonna spread this thread across IB's snatch and watch it grow moldy.
by Dasher
Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wrong...
Replies: 18
Views: 666

It's called "sense of humor," Derron.

Give it a try sometime.

Just don't post the results on here, please.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U&L Survival Essentials
Replies: 45
Views: 2763

RUN PUPPET, RUN! :lol:
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys
Replies: 102
Views: 9227

Atomic Punk wrote:Image
We get it, slurbot. Props on making even France embarrassed for you.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys
Replies: 102
Views: 9227

PSUFAN wrote:Said AP's left eye to his right
Do you see what I see?
Holy shit, that's funny.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys
Replies: 102
Views: 9227

O come, all ye faithful
pizza tips and credit cards
O come ye, O come ye to T1B
Come and behold him;
Born the King of Douchebags
O come, let us pile on him
O come, let us pile on him
O come, let us pile on him, 'Slinger the Boardbitch
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys
Replies: 102
Views: 9227

Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys

With some good ol' fashion Christmas Carols! I'll start... e’s nut dangling over an all-boy choir Irie gazing at your hose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And IBs dressed up like big booty hos Everybody knows some turkey and some lovin’ from Donder Help to make the season bright Tiny APs with ...
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Shut up the fuck up, Retinal Kerplunk. Don't you have a Denny's toilet bowl to make ass love to somewhere?
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:04 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2007 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 95
Views: 38397

kcdave- Whiney bitch of an internet poster.

I win.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Looks like swivel eye took a Carl Lewis to the exit sign. Smart. AP was run. [The thing about trolling is you can share the nics. I read over this again, unfortunately, and I'm puzzled. What does sharing nics have to do with- For example, itsanalias may not post here anymore after being exposed for ...
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Ken wrote:Gain what little cred you HAD back and post another pic of you holding an m-16 or whatever it was, this time pointed at your left eye coaxing it back to it's rightful place at center.
Bwahaha!

The was cruel. We love that shit!
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Do you even realize how pathetic you are to read? You live this shit, don't you?

MY KEYBOARD IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

Tard. :lol:
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:30 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Ray LaMontagne - Live Webcast Tonight on NPR
Replies: 10
Views: 533

Gay ass bitches. :meds:
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Cicatrix wrote:Your credibility is shot unless you do.
Spaz retina had cred before this thread?

LOL!
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can not control the Reindeer Trolls...
Replies: 14
Views: 1232

Re: I can not control the Reindeer Trolls...

Atomic Punk wrote:Bitch, if you get suckered into fighting trolls, then it's a waste of time . You only get plungered if you take the bait.
See pages one and two. God you fucking suck at the comprehension.

:lol:
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

Re: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW

I was getting run by fake internet deers while in my beer coma and could only get the nads to post once I hit the bottle again tonight. Makes it easier to see and read out of my one good eye. You're such a faggot you make the gays hate queers. Please just shut the fuck up before you start making re...
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7083

Don't be embarrassed.

If you PM the right people, they might Photoshop some girls into your photos for you.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:20 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7083

Tiberious wrote:Cicero and I
There will be plenty of opportunities for that with the spotlight off even.

Now show us the pics, fucko.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can not control the Reindeer Trolls...
Replies: 14
Views: 1232

But seriously, AP brings it all on himself.

There's an ancient Chinese proverb that goes...

Thou who act like douchebag will be treated like douchebag
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can not control the Reindeer Trolls...
Replies: 14
Views: 1232

Doug near DC wrote:No wonder the deer are queer.
This coming from the unemployed Neckar sheep who once proudly posed for a picture holding a pog that had been inside another mans ass.

Outstanding.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6891

I hope your leg is better. We can't do this without you. Much.