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Dasher

Papa Willie wrote:You're the black deer, aren't you? Bet you're packing some heat.

Your girth is a natural bullet proof vest, so I wouldn't worry about it. Your layers of skin could tarp off the Superdome after a Cat 5 hurricane.

Dasher

Her balls in my mouth, your pussy riding my cock
When you head down south, my jizz shall fill your box!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!! GENIUS!! LOL!!!!

-Simple Sam

Dasher

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, hey, if it isn't shutyomouth's little cheerleader, promptly by to pat his ol buddy on the back. You think he's some clever folk, don't ye? What with all those strings of naughty words. Just don't pat him between a crease or you might lose that stubby little hand of yours in a ...

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deer balls Does the turkey gravy go straight to your brain after you inhale it through a fire hose, you disgusting sphere of wasted lard? Vixen is a female , you repulsive jackass. http://www.fototime.com/2A6589D181C4061/standard.jpg Gee, ya think the name and pic gives anything away? Holy fuck, yo...

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You have no idea, bro. This chick is freaky and likes to get wild.

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http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/rwaddington/reindeer_run_2copy.jpg Roger the Shrubber (to the tune of Frosty The Snowman) Roger the Shrubber Is a wheelchair bound weirdo With a bad haircut and a Jewy nose And two kids from an ugly ho Roger the Shrubber Is 1/16 black, he'll say But he ain't n...

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Yeah, but I'm not like that. Passing around a pic given in confidence without your permission? That would be beneath me. Besides, these jerkoffs aren't worthy. Holy hell, why don't you stop begging for tit shots and start smooth talking your right hand so you can get laid, you pathetic loser. If Ka...

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http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5458/diodrink.jpg Diotard Is Coming To Town You better watch out You better scroll by Better X out I'm telling you why Diotard is coming to town He's making a drink And stirring it twice Gonna fag it up with cosmos on ice Diotard is coming to town He posts when you ar...

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Get your facts straight Dasher... It's not members of the Chinese womens curling team, It's the Beloved. The "beloved?" WTF, get some help dude. You sound like Gollum waxing about his precious. Your family must be so proud you're spending all this time and money lusting after a chick that...

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Political Operative - Lusts after and stalks members of the Chinese women's curling team. Only thing stopping him from going Ted Bundy on these chinkwhores is that pesky little thing called a "wife." Eddie Munster - Just a fucking horrendous poster. Truly awful. I'd like to play Dance Danc...

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Criteria: Dumbfuckery Kevnic - Plungers vacay in his asshole like it's a timeshare at the Hamptons. And when they're through his colon looks like a wreckaged battleground at The Five Points. His anus gapes so wide AP crashed there for a couple weeks. He used a turd knocked loose from deer hooves as ...

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l to r: Fresno colons, deer hooves

Dasher

Deck your balls with pink lace panties
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Can't afford this 1 Bed shanty
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I hope this prostitute is sterile
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
I think she said her name was Daryl
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Dasher

White Fresno I'm dreaming of a white Fresno Just like the ones I used to know Where the mirror glistens And Kevnic listens To hear Uhauls in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Fresno It's kinda hard with crooked sight May your days be sober and bright And may all your thongs ride high and tight I'm dr...

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Here's my view from the North Pole, fuckhead. Once you've actually done something with your education, maybe then you can start passing judgement on the American academic system. I'm sorry, but spending your life barely scraping above minimum wage and eye-groping the 15 year old daughters of decent,...

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Deer hooves stomp, are you listening AP's mirror, it's still a-glistenin' A godawful sight But we're happy tonight Breaking into AP's studio I stop and think, "where's the hotties?" I hope they're not, decaying bodies A grotesque sight But we're happy tonight Breaking into AP's studio In t...

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Mikey wrote:

Ahhh, I remember that day. When I was through with him, I re-gifted Kevnic's nutsack to AP in the form of a brassiere. Problem was it only covered one nipple. Of course when AP looked down, he couldn't tell the difference.

Dasher

the reindeer have come! Let Fresno receive her queen; Let every post rejoice his doom, (Let every post rejoice his doom) And motels and uhauls sing, And motels and uhauls sing, And motels, and motels, and uhauls sing. Joy to the board, for Kevnic's here! Our hooves are spiked and aimed; He cowers th...

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I'm going to spread this thread acrossed Vixen's dimehole and watch it expand after every inch of penetration.

Dasher

Get your ass in here

He must be fashionably late.

Sin,

the penises

Dasher

Come out from behind the panties.

Dasher

AP's idea of moving up is going from the classifieds to monster.com

Dasher

From: Atomic Punk To: Y2K Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:41 am Subject: don't quit me Oh, there's no place like your home for the holidays 'Cause no matter how far away you roam When you pine for the sunshine of my naughty gaze For the holidays you can't beat home, Jack's home I met a man who lives in Fresno A...

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Hey, Whitey's all about the credibility. On message boards. We're obviously dealing with a VERY serious guy. Good for him. Good for him. 'Cept he's got Puffycoat 3.0 hot on his trail, with auto-racks locked and loaded anytime Whitey successfully finds the submit button. Tough to argue "credibil...

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trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck, you adolescent-looking dumbfuck? You're all a bunch of random, face-less internet jerkoffs as far as I'm concerned.

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quacker backer wrote:suckfest

Yeah, because criticism means a lot when the guy dishing it out is about as entertaining as a 70 year old crippled widower with ass cancer.

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smackaholic wrote:When did we get a nog reindeer?

Affirmative action. Corporate came down pretty hard on Santa. We're an EOE corporation now.

Actually, Tyree is straight. He makes the 40 runs.

Dasher

War Wagon wrote:Are you running the Dasher troll also?

No matter, you both suck.

In response to a Dasher post, War Wagon wrote:BWA!!!

RACK

Dishonesty will get you cut from Santa's list, young whitey wagon. And possibly your testicles. Assuming your wife hasn't beat us to it.

Dasher

Y2K wrote:Did you know that Smackie Chan and I shared a Doobie once at a motel?

A motel, really? Not just a parking lot behind a TGI Friday's or something? What do you do for gay sex, then? Book three nights at a Bed-and-Breakfast?

Nah, I'm sure AP's futon is a pull-out.

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Ummmm No Dins... Not quite, Columbo. See, the "tears, jerry" thing is pretty universal 'round these parts. It's just much funnier to laugh at someone in real life.... Agreed. However, in your particular case, I'll never know what that's like because I don't strive to become bestest pals w...

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Y2K wrote:I got to call Mike on the phone that day

Wait just a sec...You're equating this with some kind of 'BODE?

Holy Fucking Tears, Jerry.

Dasher

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon 'fridgerator, no mother or child
Holy turkey breast, so tender and mild
Wheeze in heavily peace,
Wheeze in heavily peace

Dasher

Aha Hey, I love those guys! I've totally got that one song stuck in my head. Binging away http://www.theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_paul.gif I don't know what I'm to say I'll eat it anyway today's another day to gorge you Indulging away I'll be coming for you love, O.K.? Steak on me (the ...

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Have we told you guys the tale about how we tried to enter the Rumple household via chimney, but wound up in the wife's intestines?

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mvscal wrote:

Hey, I remember that. Note the pale legs and young age. That was my hoof-stomping of Whitey Wagon circa 1982. That boy takes a good hoof up the ass.

Almost, too good...

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Can I just say...who the fuck is quacker backer?

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For once I actually agree with Goobs- those white trash dorks that store all kinds of bullshit in their garages OTHER than their car(s) might wanna mix in one of these: http://www.gardensheds.greenhouses.arbors.learnabout.info/images/brittshed.gif I see you've made some exterior upgrades to your ou...

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i put a hoof to the face
of old fucks any chance --
i get !!

those amigo-driving bastards
only slow me down.

blue hairs will die
in CNY --
on the eve of christmas !!!

Dasher

Protect your family on Christmas Eve.

Dasher

Deck the halls with Rumplewife's fatness
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Store the thighs to feed the homeless
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Use the skin as leather apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Dump the bitch, and bang her sister Carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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