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by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:43 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7047

Mrs. Claus has a pubie mustache like yours. We sometimes wipe mud under our noses and make fun of her at parties.

Now we've got two tools to pound.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Please quit posting, you humorless cunt bubble.
by Dasher
Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7047

Posture? Its called muscle. Not like any of you would know what that is. Ohh, I know plenty, son. I don't haul a sleigh around the world in one night on caffeine pills alone. My buttocks is firm like a stadium bleacher seat. But anyway, I don't care what you call that... appearance of yours. You lo...
by Dasher
Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Great thread, spaz eye. You got rope-a-doped something hardcore.

Would you like to play again?
by Dasher
Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can a poster run smack without being angry?
Replies: 20
Views: 1042

I hate it when we make old people cry like that.
by Dasher
Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room...."
Replies: 5
Views: 715

No, you fucking moron, I didn't call you a "shit troll," I said this thread was shit. Although, there's no reason those two things have to be exclusive.

Why are you as dumb as you are boring?
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs you had as a "kid" ??
Replies: 65
Views: 3844

Believe it or not, I worked at a Subway prior to becoming one of Santa's elite. Getting this gig was tough. The fat bastard turned my resume down like ten times. Finally, I showed up at Kringle's door one day and told the fucker to give me a job or I'd hoofstomp his OL and shit on his welcome mat. T...
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room...."
Replies: 5
Views: 715

What makes you post garbage like this?

Trots this crap, and send Jack and Booby42 along with it.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Yeah, you didn't out me there either. I guess I'll go snuggle up with Vixen as it's obvious you're more full of shit than Donder sipping the Pepto.

Props on running yourself in your own thread. You should swallow Draino and quit draining society with your pathetic being.

Die now. Ciao.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Jimmy Carter
Replies: 84
Views: 2001

Atomic Punk wrote:What I've learned by my 2nd semester Junior year
You mean this year, fourth time around while you're in your fourties?

You are trash. Quit draining my tax dollars, swivel eye.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Atomic Punk wrote:3 replies all in rapid fashion (from two legit deer) and you're in my head? Mmmmkaaay then.
Your supposed to out us about now, right? I thought you were bathing in the "message board" bubbles?

You are boring much.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Wait, am I you and you are me?

Are we both Perk??
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

By the way...

DANCE PUPPET, DANCE!!!

:lol:

Oh, and when are you going to out us? Were you lying in your drunk depression?
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Big shocker, nobody here has a clue as to what it is you speak, gimp. Do you slur when you shit?
Atomic Punk wrote:If a troll is entertaining like the reindeer
That is called ownage.

This isn't going well for you.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

No Perk, I'm outting you. Who is this "We" anyway? You are a whole host of shit trolls and I caught you waaaay back. Now kindly step back and live in the frozen city and let the past angst go. Beer # 14 or 18? Ever venture out of the studio apartment to atleast try and meet one of the opp...
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Atomic Punk wrote:I KNOW/knew who each and every one of the reindeer trolls belong to.
Do it, small timer.

DO IT! :lol:
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Ummm, I though you were going to out us, Nostradumbass.

We're waiting.

Dork.

*tick-tock* :lol:

Are we going to do this or not?
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Atomic Punk wrote:Some shitdeer has been offended?
Atomic Punk wrote: If a troll is entertaining like the reindeer or whatever then cool.
Is there corn on your boot when you take it outa your ass?

Wow. Want me to out you now?
Laughing at you. Loudly.

Do it, pussy.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Atomic Punk wrote:I KNOW/knew who each and every one of the reindeer trolls belong to.

I call bullshit/You're a fucking wet butt run.

Name us big guy. Do it NOW. :lol:
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Nobody cares. Fuck off and find a new internet.

PLEASE.

Nice edit, chubs. :lol:

What a fucking LOSER!
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

As if this thread could suck even more, enter Bushass.

I'm heading to the woods. You fuckers give me the retina runs.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Props on halfway passing out in your vomit before I ran you from life, you fat hick.

You are my bitch.
Atomic Punk wrote:hahahaha
Fifth grade typing rules. :meds:
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm driving into the mountains in a snow storm at tomorrow
Replies: 4
Views: 382

TRoTS shits on your face, loser. You should die with wonder eye AP. You two ruin message boards with your constant lameness.
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Dancer wrote:Is this where I'm supposed to say "Rack the Trolls?"
A fourty minute edit. No wonder you have no antlers. :meds:
by Dasher
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6835

Get a fucking life youy lazy eyed halfwit. Cut your balls off and finger the reamining taint sparing us your daily meltdowns, dork.

Fat, pasty, man boob, green sheet job whoring faggot. Go away already.

Die.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who do you tip at Christmas.
Replies: 36
Views: 2370

I always tip War Wagons mom. Can't wait till she loses that last tooth.
by Dasher
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *taps on microphone* Is this thing on??
Replies: 37
Views: 2517

Shut up, skank.
by Dasher
Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
Replies: 86
Views: 4507

8. Spelling Smack: check Which you'll have to get used to, Doughslinger, as long as you're tossing around comprehension smack. See, it isn't a good idea to insult the other guy's intelligence when you have no clue how to utilize the english language. This year, I'll make sure the Big Guy drops you ...
by Dasher
Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst song ever recorded
Replies: 95
Views: 5763

"Holly Jolly Christmas", or whatever the hell it's called. If the old man plays that one more time, I'm going to hoofslap him in the nutsack.
by Dasher
Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
Replies: 86
Views: 4507

Gunslinger wrote:And no, I have a wirless router and I'm at home.
wirless? Is that like scrrrd? Sorry DoughSlinger, I don't have a w.igger-to-reindeer dictionary handy.
by Dasher
Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
Replies: 86
Views: 4507

I'm a grown man with a career now No, you're a pathetic manchild with another odd job. Bro, you meet with "clients" in jeans and a sweater. Your company has brainwashed you to make you feel important. Tell me, do you log onto your company-provided "national wireless internet" to...
by Dasher
Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6295

Plato wrote:What on earth made you think bumping this week’s old, dead thread with that epic response was a good idea?
I'm willing to bet 4 sedges and 2 lichens that GulpSlinger just left his vibrator on the keyboard again. It happens.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
Replies: 86
Views: 4507

You picked a good one there, w-igger. Does the thick crust kick your ass too or do the breadsticks do the most damage?

Here's a 5, give me back 4 ones and a quarter, Vanilla.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Doug, just shut the fuck up.

Oh, and please tell your wife to put some fucking clothes on this time. My boss thought her asshole was the chimney entry.
by Dasher
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mini-Travelogue
Replies: 26
Views: 799

I remember those shithole towns. That's where Santa drops us of at to take a piss and shit break before we sleigh it up again.
by Dasher
Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After Market Automobile Navigation Systems
Replies: 24
Views: 1220

This Years Kevnic wrote:I think it took a week before the deer trolls got old last year. Congrats on upping the ante and wearing out your welcome in a day.
DANCE PUPPET, DANCE!
by Dasher
Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not a good month for Snoop Dogg
Replies: 18
Views: 1238

Why the drink would be whatever the fuck I want it to be...let me guess you stand about 5'6", you can't pull a chick because your short and drive a jacked up pickup ??and you might even be a spic as well...Your fuckin funny... in my area, you can safely assume that at least 1 in every 30 peopl...
by Dasher
Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After Market Automobile Navigation Systems
Replies: 24
Views: 1220

Mister Bushice wrote:You know, I don't remember the reindeer being so bitter and nasty last year.
We don't even remember you. That means you don't rate, bitch.

Don't even step.
by Dasher
Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

I could do without that DNA shit though. It's almost like Super Glue sometimes. It even flakes into my berries.
by Dasher
Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After Market Automobile Navigation Systems
Replies: 24
Views: 1220

We've got a Rudolph Rudolph instead of a Tom Tom. Worked pretty good on over 'Nam last year.

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