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by OCmike
Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: War Wa-gone
Replies: 125
Views: 13669

Re: War Wa-gone

Every good message board needs a poster who takes things too seriously. Wags took things WAY to seriously, but that was part of his charm. My favorite Wags memory was convincing him a few years back that I had gotten sick of FF and was dumping my roster. A couple other guys went along with it and he...
by OCmike
Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Replies: 110
Views: 6831

Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke

Probably best to stay away from the golf course too. No sense starting a round with a three-stroke penalty.
by OCmike
Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Replies: 110
Views: 6831

Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke

Damn, that's scary as fuck, but I'm glad the strokes were only minor. After seeing my mom come back from a major stroke (save it, fags), I'm convinced that 90% of it was being defiant and generally full of piss and vinegar. You're wired pretty much the same way, so I have no doubt you'll beat this. ...
by OCmike
Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Timing the Market
Replies: 17
Views: 2063

Re: Timing the Market

Since we're on the subject, is there a chance of Fannie Mae rebounding to their 2008 value? .86 a share right now and its bouncing. Are FHA loans that much harder to get or are people getting smart and going with conventional and putting some cash down? In Silicon Valley, virtually all property pri...
by OCmike
Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 3861

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

A good start at fixing the way things are done would be to repeal the 17th Amendment and return the Senate to the states. I don't have the details to show, but I read that if states allotted their electoral college votes by congressional districts like a couple states do and not a winner take all, ...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
Replies: 41
Views: 5786

Re: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!

He's also on his way to becoming the next David Hasseloff... because Germans are just fucking weird 8vdDtYUf32I My German is a little rusty (softball), but I understood about half of that. Dunno which was worse for Jess...the anchorwoman calling him "a fat 32 y/o with man boobs" or the ca...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For those of you that remember 3putt...
Replies: 5
Views: 1011

Re: For those of you that remember 3putt...

I've tried. He perma-retired from messageboarding because every thread turned political. RBI spends all of his time doing competitive mountain biking. He doesn't really internet anymore. Brew spends all day every day chatting up his wife's friends on Facebook. It's like a sewing circle, except sadder.
by OCmike
Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For those of you that remember 3putt...
Replies: 5
Views: 1011

For those of you that remember 3putt...

...he was cleaning out his hard drive today and came across these: http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_jtrflash.gif http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_minimonkey.jpg http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_fuckerbus.jpg http://i157.photobuc...
by OCmike
Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Darwin hits the trifecta
Replies: 23
Views: 2534

Re: Darwin hits the trifecta

if your kids and dogs listen to and obey every single word that comes out of your mouth, then rack you sarge The dog didn't have a listening problem, it had a dipshit owner problem. Who the fuck plays fetch with his dog in 10-ft surf? And the kid didn't have an obeying problem, he had a dipshit Dad...
by OCmike
Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: electoral college, call it
Replies: 97
Views: 7910

Re: electoral college, call it

It's unbelievable to me that any state would award 90%-100% of someone's salary in retirement benefits and expect the retirement system to remain solvent. It's worse than that in California. These maggots retire on 100% pay thanks to pumping up their final year, start drawing their pensions and the...
by OCmike
Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Metlife Stadium PET
Replies: 5
Views: 1157

Re: Metlife Stadium PET

I get that part. I just don't understand the club location. Wouldn't you want your club guests to stay near the bar and be able to drink while watching the game? You're assuming that people in corporate suites are Giants/Jets fans who go there to see the team. Most are there because they got a free...
by OCmike
Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Metlife Stadium PET
Replies: 5
Views: 1157

Re: Metlife Stadium PET

Was there a hot tub room?
by OCmike
Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hurricane Sandy
Replies: 100
Views: 5417

Re: Hurricane Sandy

Probably the only way you could get her to give a shit is if someone created a reality show called "Real Hurricanes of New Jersey" and put it on Bravo.
by OCmike
Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupid Whore
Replies: 94
Views: 4528

Re: Stupid Whore

and once again I hate to be the one to point it out but Obama never denied additional security, it never made it that far up the ladder.....or are you forgetting that such security decisions are made at the state department level.... Who gives a fuck if he had personal knowledge of State Dept reque...
by OCmike
Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
Replies: 62
Views: 5262

Re: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.

Simply awesome.

BTW, this statement is a perfect snapshot of Reno locals: "I mean I just saw a shirtless guy in dirty jorts rolling a lone truck tire down Virginia Street."
by OCmike
Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Replies: 34
Views: 2769

Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart

Wolfman wrote:So Barry needed Stewart to put words in his mouth? Nor did he even realize how insensitive it was to use those words? Pathetic.
Outrage over semantics? REALLY? Go buy some fake gold coins from Glenn Beck, you nincompoop.
by OCmike
Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Replies: 34
Views: 2769

Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart

88 wrote:On a lighter note...
Romney had better material overall, but Obama's self-inflicted "Yankee Stadium" joke was pretty $$.
by OCmike
Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Replies: 34
Views: 2769

Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart

Defending his administrations tepid, less than forthcoming response to the Libyan embassy attack and the softball question John Stewart lobbed him: Whenever 4 Americans get killed, that's not optimal. http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/on-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-obama-defends-l...
by OCmike
Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the second debate
Replies: 131
Views: 5253

Re: the second debate

The best tactic Obama used tonight was knowing that time had long since passed on a topic, tossing out a huge lie and knowing that when Romney tried to correct him, the moderator would move them along to a new topic. The biggest missed opportunity I saw for Romney was when Obama claimed that the nu...
by OCmike
Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the second debate
Replies: 131
Views: 5253

Re: the second debate

The best tactic Obama used tonight was knowing that time had long since passed on a topic, tossing out a huge lie and knowing that when Romney tried to correct him, the moderator would move them along to a new topic. The biggest missed opportunity I saw for Romney was when Obama claimed that the num...
by OCmike
Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden is still an ass
Replies: 86
Views: 6472

Re: Biden is still an ass

I would never try to force anyone to forego one if that's what they decided to do. Good grief. No one is talking about forcing someone to not have an abortion. How would you even do something like that? Look, it's simple. If he really believed abortion was murder, he would do more than just say &qu...
by OCmike
Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupid Whore
Replies: 94
Views: 4528

Re: Stupid Whore

Yep. No big deal at all. US Ambassadors get murdered all the time. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are totally out of line for pointing out Barry's stunning incompetence and indifference. How dare he! :meds: The irony of course is that it was Barry's administration that politicized the issue. The hope wa...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: AfuckingMEN
Replies: 17
Views: 1937

Re: AfuckingMEN

Really getting tired of seeing Winston's ugly fucking downs syndrome looking mug on my tv. Who does this cocksucker think he is? Dude has played 5 games here (none very well for that matter) and all of the sudden he is running around demanding that cameras and tape roll like he is the damned mayor....
by OCmike
Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AfuckingMEN
Replies: 17
Views: 1937

Re: AfuckingMEN

Dinsdale wrote:I didn't piss on ChargerMike's hat -- I was just rinsing it off with my urine.
Sin, Raiderfan
by OCmike
Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chilli,pepper,toilet.
Replies: 20
Views: 1339

Re: Chilli,pepper,toilet.

with or without beans? with, of course. http://www.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1001029_039400016984_A_400.jpg and also, of course: http://healthyheartmarket.com/images/products/display/01100-web2.jpg Why spend money on pre-packaged chili seasoning? 5tbs chili powder, 1 tbsp cumin...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watching the Debate?
Replies: 119
Views: 4741

Re: Watching the Debate?

Lots of articles that could now be posted here, but I'll just go with the President: jebDlVAcpGo Dude, everyone knows that Obama is a gifted orator when speaking with a teleprompter, before an adoring crowd, with no one there to counter his rhetoric. But last night we saw what happens when the crow...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

You seem to think that posting a cartoon makes some kind of point. It doesn't. Alright. You got me. This all makes perfect sense now. Larry Silverstein, who sounds to be of Jewish heritage, and a crew of Mossad agents conspired with George W. Bush to obtain access to the three main WTC buildings a ...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 4038

Re: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back then the Blues were at the Checkerdome and that is still the single best place I've ever seen a hockey game. Not to hockey up the thread, but if/when they ever play again, go see a game at either Staples or HP Pavilion when you're in CA. I've been to many games at both places and there isn't a...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team
Replies: 31
Views: 2077

Re: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team

They want you to pay $27 to park If it makes you feel better, it's $30 to park a 1/2 mile from the stadium at Candlestick. And if you live 35 miles away, like I do, that's your reward after sitting in stop-n-go traffic for 2 1/2 hours. Even with its over-priced tickets, the new stadium (avaiable vi...
by OCmike
Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watching the Debate?
Replies: 119
Views: 4741

Re: Watching the Debate?

I don't know what substance Obama supposedly supplied. Could you help a brother out with that one. If you want to read some funny shit, go to Daily Kos right now. Someone better put the Prozac factory into high production mode. The only real "substance" Obama brought to the debate was det...
by OCmike
Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

From your link: It is also widely claimed that WTC 1 and WTC 2 collapsed mainly due to fire. I emphasize, that before September 11, no steel framed skyscraper had ever collapsed due to fire. Yeah, and prior to September 11th, no steel-framed building had been hit by a jetliner full of fuel flying at...
by OCmike
Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

As for the WTC 7 dropping in perfect controlled fashion when it wasn't hit by anything. It was hit and damaged by debris from the collapse of the main WTC towers. But even if you want to pretend that didn't happen, then what purpose could they possibly have to do a controlled demo of WTC7? No one o...
by OCmike
Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

And ..upon what is this intense reply based? Easy. You gleefully exclaim your deluded 9/11 theories with wild eyes and Doc Brown's 1.21 Jigawatt hair, yet can't offer a logic or science-based explanation on how any of them would be possible. You also can't explain why they would even bother to wire...
by OCmike
Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 4038

Re: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:They're all shit holes.
you say that as if it were a bad thing.

they may be shit holes, but they're our shit holes.
Dude, never let a guy living in DC tell you that your town is a shithole.
by OCmike
Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The truth is out there!
Replies: 127
Views: 9352

Re: The truth is out there!

I am without a doubt the best bullshitter there is to party with. I can get drunk and dream up shit you would not believe. Ahh, man I miss those USN days. You are right, we don't believe 90% plus of your bull shit. This thread falls into the 10%. No way does anyone bother to make up a story that fu...
by OCmike
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: replacement refs
Replies: 175
Views: 10741

Re: replacement refs

War Wagon wrote:OC, you can't buy a bottle of water in Vegas for $2.

Congrats on the score, RJ.
i try not to let facts get in the way when I'm being a dick.

Anyway, congrats RJ. But I do have a question...if she's a kickboxer and you're into MMA, who gets dotted in the eye when the Raiders lose?
by OCmike
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

Yeah, and he's getting all bent because I've asked him to explain how he thinks they did it. As much as he obsesses about it, you'd think he'd have it all worked out by now.
by OCmike
Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

How did they rig the towers? Well, look who owned them and thus who had access. And then consider that rigging every floor was not necessary at all. And moreover, consider that the massive pile of wreckage from each building was immediately gathered and destroyed without any forensic testing for th...
by OCmike
Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: replacement refs
Replies: 175
Views: 10741

Re: replacement refs

Not bad. She doesnt have skin issues so i'll blame the camera.....and Mikey, she kickboxes and is close to my age, so I doubt she goes downhill anytime soon. [wolftard]Maybe it is her diet, or genetics?[/woftard] She is hawaiian, and her parents look young as hell too. We were in Vegas last week, a...
by OCmike
Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Replies: 86
Views: 5561

Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown

So far you've offered nothing to explain why the three massive buildings collapsed as they did--in the manner of a controlled demolition. As far as smaller detonating explosions, these were observed and filmed "popping" on the lower floors as the collapse began. All that's great. How did ...