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by OCmike
Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17758

If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it. Don't be so sure, Tiger. You'll meet chicks with 10 electrical devices in their nightstand all dedicated to getting them off. Many chicks don't mind that stuff so long as its in their own personal tast...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17758

I think a lot of people here get the impression that I don't like sex or something. A healthy sex life within a relationship in addition to an emotional connection is something I'm looking for. Well, considering that relationships generally go from infatuation to fucking to emotional connection, I ...
by OCmike
Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Heckuva...
Replies: 34
Views: 1546

Bizzarofelice wrote: Taxpayers call it bullshit.
You're speaking for all of them now? I didn't get the memo.

Less needing a President who tells me how shitty things are all the time, thanks. I don't want him moving in on the national media's gig. :D
by OCmike
Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What bothers me about Judge ScaLito
Replies: 32
Views: 2185

When I first heard that Alito was a member of the Concerned Alumni at Princeton 50 years ago and that Ted Kennedy was going to try to hang him for it, I was pissed, thinking that this was nothing more than another bullshit political stunt where they try to tie your political future to a "How ma...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Heckuva...
Replies: 34
Views: 1546

No freaking way. EVERY press conference, whether it is about iraq, his immoral wiretapping, the NOLA disaster, he makes an attempt to paint a pretty picture no matter how bad things are, Uh, that's called "being a leader". Does the coach come into the locker room at halftime when his team...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who had "17 Paki civilians" in the death pool?
Replies: 15
Views: 965

Who had "17 Paki civilians" in the death pool?
A total bungle by our side, but you do realize that "Paki" is essentially calling a Pakistani a mvscal, right?
by OCmike
Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free high speed wireless internet
Replies: 35
Views: 1494

Who's going to pay the billions to put up the transmission towers? There are municiplalities that are doing that, but the telcom industry wants their grubby paws in the deal. This is actualy one of the more profound unspoken issues before Congress these days. Look for the telcom giants to extract t...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free high speed wireless internet
Replies: 35
Views: 1494

Who's going to pay the billions to put up the transmission towers?
by OCmike
Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:14 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9527

Taint wrote:
OCmike wrote:
I'll take Obscure References for $400 please, Alex.

Remember that time when the Hobo pissed behind the dumpster at a national landmark?
Remember that one time when the kids desecrated the battlefield gravesites?
by OCmike
Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:57 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9527

Some melts from the old school. Nostra's wife leaving him for Bitter Pat was a classic. The bitch left him, then tried to come back to him when BP thought better of it and he tossed her to the curb. Then Pat imploded trying to convince everybody he was a nice guy. It was like Indyclown with good gr...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9527

Anyone else remember Mild7 melting and putting "Freeloader" underneath everyone's avatar at TNW if they refused to pay to post there? Half the board told him to Fuck Off and bailed back to SC3 or to other spinoff boards. He immediately retracted when he saw it worked about as well as a MLB...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This might be of interest to our liberal colleagues here!
Replies: 23
Views: 1042

Problem is, had Bush not issued this order and it was proven that citizens inside the US plotted and executed an attack from within using support from overseas, you tards would have been all over it claiming that Bush's intelligence services failed yet again. Again. Given the very limited cell stru...
by OCmike
Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This might be of interest to our liberal colleagues here!
Replies: 23
Views: 1042

Problem is, had Bush not issued this order and it was proven that citizens inside the US plotted and executed an attack from within using support from overseas, you tards would have been all over it claiming that Bush's intelligence services failed yet again. This President is leaving office in a fe...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bubble boy lives
Replies: 11
Views: 771

Re: Bubble boy lives

Mister Bushice wrote: what he left off was "and those people who disagree with me need to see the error of their ways."
If this type of posting keeps up, I'm going to start thinking that you're not a fan. :D
by OCmike
Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fellow Dem. tells Dean..SHUT UP
Replies: 23
Views: 877

I swear I remember a time when you used to make sense. No, you remember a time when I used to agree with you on a variety of topics. Must have been the drugs. I admit, considering I'm going on my 3rd surgery in 2 years on my brittle twigs, I've had more than my share of Demorol, Percocet, Vicodin a...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fellow Dem. tells Dean..SHUT UP
Replies: 23
Views: 877

Apples and oranges. I think most people, regardless of affiliation, think Bush has handled the war poorly. That, and being pro/con the Iraq war are two seperate issues. Over half of all Americans thing the war was a mistake. How do you fingure a majority of DEMOCRATS bucking that trend and agreeing...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

My corporation...blah...blah....blah... When they're done with you they will scrape you off their shoe with a stick, and toss you to the curb. Please disabuse yourself of the fable of "one big happy family". Only family is family. :lol: Okay. This company has employed a schizophrenic chic...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

Yeah, it's outrageous that citizens of a country should reap the benefits of said country's natural resources. If you're referring to untapped resources, like the oil in the Alaskan Wilderness, okay. But if you mean that we should seize oil rigs or something similar...:shock: Corporations. The same...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

... making "Atlas Shrugged" look like a prophecy. Oh, for fuck's sake. What's next? Superman comics as moralist didact? Just stop, okay? If lefties wouldn't call for the nationalization of oil, healthcare, and other industries, it wouldn't be an apt commentary. But unfortunately, it is. N...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fellow Dem. tells Dean..SHUT UP
Replies: 23
Views: 877

Like Presidential approval ratings from registered voters in the opposition party are ever more than 15-20%... And don't pull out a red herring where it happened once and claim like it's the norm. How about we look at the polls concerning Bush's handling of the war? You know damn well registered De...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

Facts and mattering and all, but historically that's what happens when EITHER party runs things for awhile. Remember what happened after Newt Gingrich and his "contract with America" where he all but declared himself "King Shit"? Dems won the house the following election. Then p...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fellow Dem. tells Dean..SHUT UP
Replies: 23
Views: 877

"The debate has fallen far short of what they deserve." RACK Marty, Dean has the balls to step up and voice the opinion of you and a few others on the fringe of the left. He's not speaking for mainstream Democrats. Bullshit he isn't. sin Chimpy's 15% approval rating amongst registered Dem...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

OK, I watched the ad. Let me just say I am BEGGING the GOP to run that ad. PLEASE run that ad. You know what? I was going to post that exact same sentiment this morning. Stop reading my mind, you damn MKULTRA, Fifth-Columnist, shadow government dis-info agent! What can I say? I've always thought th...
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fellow Dem. tells Dean..SHUT UP
Replies: 23
Views: 877

"The debate has fallen far short of what they deserve."
RACK

Marty, Dean has the balls to step up and voice the opinion of you and a few others on the fringe of the left. He's not speaking for mainstream Democrats.
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

BSmack wrote:OK, I watched the ad. Let me just say I am BEGGING the GOP to run that ad. PLEASE run that ad.

This one is right up there with "read my lips".
There's not much point in trying. No major network will carry political ads in a non-election year unless they're sponsored by moveon.org.
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rush Limbaugh
Replies: 17
Views: 1143

Martyred wrote: What are you, my fucking sidekick?
I can setup and knock down my own jokes, thank you very much, Robin.
You and BSmack keep telling us how you bring the funnay, but based on the humor content of your posts, I'm thinking you're a lot more Bobcat Goldthwait and Margaret Cho, than Martin and Lewis.
by OCmike
Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP TO LAUNCH 'WHITE FLAG' DEM ATTACK
Replies: 22
Views: 1274

Don't take Drudge's word for it.

http://gop.com/

Rack "retreat and defeat". Everyone knows that in politics, if it rhymes or involves alliteration, it's a double BURRRRRRRRRRN. :lol:
by OCmike
Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Howard Dean continues to destroy the democratic party
Replies: 21
Views: 1917

Maybe Rumsfeld saying Iraqis would greet American troops with roses? Go look up "hyperbole" in the dictionary. We'll wait right here. I got to "poor planning" and it had a picture of Rumsfeld. :lol: I got to "Attention Whore" and it had a picture of Howard Dean.
by OCmike
Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Howard Dean continues to destroy the democratic party
Replies: 21
Views: 1917

Anywhere in the rebuttals of the Republican party did we recieve any kind of intelligence on how we are going to win this war? McCain and Kerry have called for more troops and to then give an exit plan. Can we expect some kind of update to what the draft dodging Bush plans on doing other than just ...
by OCmike
Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Allies pulling out...of Iraq
Replies: 14
Views: 1216

pssst...piss off pinko. OCMike wrote; The stories are true, based on soldiers' experiences, so who gives a fuck if they're paying for them to be published or not. Non-story some? If they were paying for the Iraqi press to post bullshit op-ed pieces, that would be different. Ditto: I really enjoyed ...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams and NBC news completely suck
Replies: 8
Views: 358

Re: Brian Williams and NBC news completely suck

Okay, not as if we didn't already know that the big three heavily editorialize their news, but the shit they pulled yesterday was simply disgusting. They lead off the broadcast with a tease about the strong economic numbers, but they just couldn't leave it at that without somehow painting the posit...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams and NBC news completely suck
Replies: 8
Views: 358

Brian Williams and NBC news completely suck

Okay, not as if we didn't already know that the big three heavily editorialize their news, but the shit they pulled yesterday was simply disgusting. They lead off the broadcast with a tease about the strong economic numbers, but they just couldn't leave it at that without somehow painting the positi...
by OCmike
Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Allies pulling out...of Iraq
Replies: 14
Views: 1216

As part of its efforts to counter what it calls "misinformation" in the Iraq media, the US military has been secretly paying Iraqi newspapers to publish stories. The stories are true, based on soldiers' experiences, so who gives a fuck if they're paying for them to be published or not. No...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: France runs away from its past
Replies: 21
Views: 1429

OC is right about the whitewashing of our treatment of Native Americans... Mace More than a whitewashing, it's damn near an omission. I guess there's not a whole lot to talk about in US History in the last 25 years of the 1800's (mvscal correction in 3...2...1...), but that's gotta be the shortest ...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter
Replies: 61
Views: 3290

Plagiarized by Adam wrote:And how does Coulter know that dissent in America gives comfort to the enemy?
They have CNN, dumbfuck. I wouldn't exactly call their programming discouraging and demoralizing to their cause. Would you?
by OCmike
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: France runs away from its past
Replies: 21
Views: 1429

You look in any standard grade school-level history book and pretty much the only mention you'll get of indians is how they slaughtered Custer, slaughtered settlers, attacked wagon trains, etc, etc. You'll be lucky if there's even a two-sentence blurb about the trail of tears or any other atrocitie...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: France runs away from its past
Replies: 21
Views: 1429

Here are the lyrics: France is a bitch, don't forget to fuck her till she's exhausted/You have to treat her like a slut, man." At another point, Mr Makela says: "I piss on Napoleon and on General de Gaulle." Remind me about the part again where rap is supposed to be lyrical poetry ab...
by OCmike
Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter
Replies: 61
Views: 3290

BSmack wrote:Our casualties in the first 5 years of Viet Nam were a lot less than the next 10 years.

Just sayin...
Red Herring some?
by OCmike
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Govn finally gives the American Poor a break
Replies: 5
Views: 770

He might be a complete dickhead, but a hearty RACK to Chavez for a brilliantly subtle "fuck you" to the US gov't. If there's a state-run Venezuelan flannel factory, you can bet they'll be cranking out blankets to be passed out to the homeless in San Francisco and Seattle next winter. This ...
by OCmike
Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If global warming is as bad as some on the left say...
Replies: 48
Views: 2324

So please tell me what you think the G8 should be doing with third world countries to help stop deforestation. Education, farming and forest preservation programs. Farming is what is causing most deforestation in the first place, idiot. Go ahead and tell these people not to burn wood for cooking or...

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