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ChargerMike wrote:18. What is the team nickname for the Army's West Point teams?

African American Knights.

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JCT wrote:15. Who is the only MLB player to have won a batting title in three different decades?

George Brett

I thought it was Buddy Biancalana

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Wasn't talking to you. Eugene Robinson is correct for #2.

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SunCoastSooner wrote:2. Michael Vick

Nope.

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OCmike's Humpday Challenge There is only one rule: No more than one correctly answered question per person, per hour. 1. What actor played the role of Barney Miller on the tv show of the same name? (Hal Linden) 2. What Atlanta Falcons player was caught soliciting a hooker on the eve of the SuperBow...

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88 wrote:
WTF? Why did they kill this shark? So they could weigh it and bury it? Seems like a waste. Can't you eat shark or do something with it other than make it into fertilizer?

Big fish = old fish
old fish = nasty meat

Pretty simple.

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LTS TRN 2 is the excised genital wart of fun.

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You have less of a chance of getting laid than a freshly cropped eunich at a Promise Keepers convention.

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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/08/060508144347.rrdmp0ut.html Iran's hardline Islamic regime has had enough of footballers with long hair and plucked eyebrows. "I will ban athletes with an effeminate look," the head of the country's Physical Education Organisation, Mohammad Ali-Abad...

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Mother's day isn't a birthday. Go with the card and flowers. Also, better to go with 2 dozen carnations of varying colors than 1 dozen roses. Roses are for suckers.

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...to describe the person above you.

You smell worse than a freshly fucked Puerto Rican cooter on a hot august afternoon.

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You'd have to kill every human being on the planet to get rid of "Self_Interest and Greed". Free market provision of health care, or as close to a market economy for the provision of it as you can get, is simply the most effective and efficient way to provide it. Period. You're simply wro...

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His brother thought about it, but that would've meant putting Ol' Sparky out to pasture and he just couldn't bring himself to do it. :D

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BSmack wrote: With replies like that, we don't have to worry about this thread going to the Spin Zone.

And with replies from Eaglebauer, you can rest assured that it'll stay here as well.

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Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:Davis, CA
...because Davis is where the heat from Sacramento goes to escape the heat.

Yeah, a healthy UNRACK to the week in summer where it's 110+ and 90% humidity. That'll age you QUICK.

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Davis, CA - Named in honor of one of the area's first residents: The Davidson family. When the proprietor was putting up a sign for Davidson's Hardware, the sign was too long, so they shortened it to Davis Hardware, and the name stuck. Davis is famous for it's Toad Tunnel , which was put in at a cos...

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Bri, ya think the wife is trying to tell you something? I'm well aware of the nesting syndrome. Last weekend she bought a jumper for our not yet concieved first child. Christ this is going to be an interesting next two years. You haven't slipped one past the goalie yet? Jesus, get with the program!...

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Ghost stories
Haunting shows
Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Channel
Curb Appeal and any other DIY show on HGTV like Operation Organization, etc.
Friends

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lk_pick1 wrote:Seriously, men look at me and gag. I really put the "pig" in epiglottis.

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Because in the pic above she's showing her tits and playing with her pussy. Try to keep up.

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BSmack wrote:
ADAM wrote:Terrible terrible news......

What the fuck kind of stupid assed name is "Quadrevion" anyway?
It's Swahili for "falls through ice".

RACK.

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How does this violate "cruel and unusual punishment" in any way? They could argue that it's an illegal municipal code and violates their civil rights to arrest them for being homeless and I could even get with that on a certain level. But where's the cruel punishment? It's not like they're...

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Risa wrote: what the fuck kind of monster kills little kids?

Yeah, I mean, how can the pond kill those two boys and not even have a conscience about it?

Sad end to the story, but pull your head out of your ass and actually read it.

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Chick: Wanna get kinky? Fuck me like I'm black.
mvscal: Meaning...
Chick: Give it to me hard and dirty.
mvscal: Oh, I thought you wanted me to revoke your bus pass and take away your food stamps.

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Yeah, I'm sure upon reading the full text, he outlined how he'd like to exchange balloons, candy and Teddy bears with the Israelis. No, that would be America's job - some nations have managed to retain self determination in their own foreign policy. Well, see, we tried the no or few allies approach...

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Greeeat... :meds: http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/iran The president of Iran again lashed out at Israel on Friday and said it was "heading toward annihilation," just days after Tehran raised fears about its nuclear activities by saying it successfully enriched uranium for the first time. Pr...

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Those fukkers beat the hell out of each other. Yeah -- with glorified purses attached to sticks. The few lacrosse games I've seen have been a bunch of Sean Hayes look-a-likes running around swinging purses at each other with one or two badasses on each team. Yeah, the tough guys are there, but they...

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After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there. If you knew the emu was going to bang you when you went in there ...Why the fuck did you go in there ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: I moved out in 2001, so it's been a few years since I was around the thing enough to remember something like that. It went kinda ...

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Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture. :lol: That, or he's picturing a SoCal Wal-Mart with a Midwest crowd. Hell, even the Fontana Wal-Mart doesn't have people that look like that... Wait, I can't back that up. :lol: Hope you p...

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You went to Wal-Mart? No further questions. Rack..... Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself. 30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like ...

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It's only about 2 1/2 - 3 hours from here.

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Bizzarofelice wrote:You went to Wal-Mart?

No further questions.

I normally get pooch grub at Costco, but we're heading out to Vegas at Noon. Wal-Mart is closer.

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I just went to Wal-Mart to get some food for the pooches. As I walked into the store, I saw the decrepit Wal-Mart Greeter to my right and said, "Hi." He gave me a semi-annoyed half-smile and a "move-it-along-dickweed" gesture with his hand. WTF? His sole purpose in life is to gre...

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I love the guy, but it reminds me of when T. Gwynn once called out San Diegans for not coming to the ballpark. I love how millionaires call out Joe Citizen for not spending more of their hard-earned jack. If they want more listeners/fans let them subsidize the subscriptions/tickets with their jack....

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I'm sure it was in jest,but from what I have downloaded and from what friends of mine with sirius have said, paying to listen just for Stern just isnt worth it. He's become stale and bitter. Now does he want the 20 million listeners? Or their cash? Hell if I was Stern and I',m trying to get as many...

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Graded against other chicks that have appeared in Playboy, she's a solid C-, mostly because of the face. Nobody's saying they wouldn't throw her a bone, just judging her against her "peers".

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Actually, I got that from a Ward Churchill article. Nice call.

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You're right. I was thinking of this:

...United States Army giving out smallpox blankets to the Upper Missouri River tribes that led to the smallpox outbreak in 1837...

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mvscal wrote:
OCmike wrote:At least we never gave them blankets laced with smallpox as a gift. Scoreboard Spain on that one.

Actually that was Britain's Lord Amherst.

I thought that was Cortez's peace offering to the Aztecs...

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If we do nothing about open borders, those that protest will be happy cuz American values and culture will gradually evolve to resemble those miserable countries that they originally fled from... Word. sin http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/homeSecurity1492_med.jpg ^^^^^ too bad they suck...

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OCmike's Humpday Challenge

Re: Big Dead Shark

Am I making you horny, baby? RRrrroowwwrrRR!

Use a metaphor

Re: The Argument for Getting Out Now

Israel will soon be annihilated?

I want him FIRED!

Re: What Howard Stern really thinks of his fans.