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by OCmike
Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers - Falcons
Replies: 17
Views: 672

Re: Packers - Falcons

Chris Myers used to call a good game, but somehow got demoted to sideline reporter a few years back. Since that rarely if ever happens, I'm guessing the Fox secret police caught him voting for Obama. He did get to call the 49ers/Cards game in the final week of the season, but that's hardly a promoti...
by OCmike
Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers - Falcons
Replies: 17
Views: 672

Re: Packers - Falcons

Aikman/Buck has been their #1 team for years.
by OCmike
Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tuck Rule
Replies: 20
Views: 1490

Re: Tuck Rule

If you favor banning the "tuck rule", you're a fucking homophobe, plain and simple.

Sincerely,
AP
by OCmike
Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin irks Jews
Replies: 55
Views: 2231

Re: Sarah Palin irks Jews

Martyred wrote:some scholars recoiled Wednesday at Palin's use of the term.
Yeah, like Caribou Barbie came up with "blood libel". :meds: The only involvement she had with that press release was adding "Sarah Palin" to the end.
by OCmike
Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R.I.P. Major Dick Winters
Replies: 13
Views: 402

Re: R.I.P. Major Dick Winters

Martyred wrote:I mourn the passing of your mythological figures.
Yeah, too bad he didn't serve in a REAL TOUGH unit like Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry. :lol:
by OCmike
Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

Nope, I'm a senior analyst in the industry. No kidding. Settle down, Marty. I’m a senior systems analyst. However, while most systems analysts have one area of expertise, I’m one of the few people around who knows all of them (Managed Care, Revenue, Clinical Mgmt, eHealth Records). So I’d like to t...
by OCmike
Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

...redistribution of wealth... ...Unscrupulous... ...fraud... crazily-out-of-control... ...fraud... ...clusterfuckery... Are you an insurance lobbyist? You sure sound like one. Nope, I'm a senior analyst in the industry. I work for a patient-first/profit second company that is having to flip that a...
by OCmike
Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

There are unfortunate compromises in the bill Yeah, they're unfortunate because they're the only parts of the bill that matter. Since you're obviously clueless on this matter, here's how this little redistribution of wealth game is set up... 1. Medicare & Medicaid payments, which were already s...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

Real healthcare reform? How do you define "real"? They addressed none[/] of the issues that mattered, are forcing providers to treat patients at a net loss, blatantly lied about everyone being able to keep their current coverage and plan to pay for it all directly through tax increases and...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

trev answered your question. reread her post. it was not ananswer. Nice job hijacking the thread with a throwaway tangent and repeatedly moving the goalposts. Since I gave you a direct answer to your question, how about you return the favor... How are the Pelosi-haters wrong and why should she be a...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

her district is infamous for being top 5 in # of homeless people (10,000+ in a city of 770,000), has areas of open drive-thru drug zones, large #'s of illegal immigrants and bootleg brandname knockoffs of everything from dvds to designer clothes and her priority in the "stimulus" was Ear-...
by OCmike
Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.
Replies: 63
Views: 2619

Re: So Boehner takes the gavel from Pelosi.

not at all. I just saw buttsy insulting the old bag and I wonder why anyone gives a shit about her. I'm looking to find out why she is so damned terrible in their mind. specifics. i'll take my answers off the air. Since her district (San Francisco) is about thirty miles from here, I'll field this. ...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May 21 is Judgement Day Fuckos
Replies: 10
Views: 987

Re: May 21 is Judgement Day Fuckos

What a bunch of tinfoil hat-wearing whackos.

Everyone knows that Judgement Day occurs when Skynet becomes self-aware and retaliates when we try to shut it down.
by OCmike
Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Years Eve Radio is ON
Replies: 2
Views: 183

Re: New Years Eve Radio is ON

In. Kickass as usual.
by OCmike
Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA: back on track
Replies: 54
Views: 1962

Re: OBAMA: back on track

Maybe that's because what you saw wasn't produced in 1961. And nobody from Team Obama is trying to say that it was . What they posted on the internet was admittedly computer generated in 2007. Now if Barry sacked up and produced his long form birth certificate, then yeah, it would look like it came...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

So what you are saying is that prior to WWII we were spending as much as the next 4 or 5 nations combined? Can you back that statement up? Do the judges you argue before actually buy this type of silly circular bullshit? Since you love questions so much, here are some for you… What are the defense ...
by OCmike
Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

Partial credit?

BTW, radar also gave way to Doppler and weather forecasting.

In related news, Moving Bowels is not bright.
by OCmike
Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

Mike, Saying we need to spend 600+ billion on bombs because it would be wasted if we tried to spend it on bridges is whack. China, the UK, France and Russia are the next highest spenders on their military. If we spent as much as they do combined we could cut our military budget by over 50%. Why is ...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

Don’t you think that money would be better spent building roads and bridges and stuff? Idealistically? Sure, why not. But in practice I’m smart enough to know that that money wouldn’t go to bridges and roads that actually needed to be fixed, but would instead be used to repay congressional favors, ...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One more time -- Global Warming
Replies: 182
Views: 5541

Re: One more time -- Global Warming

Oil is great shit and we should use as much as we can because it is clean and safe and works fucking great not to mention that we here in the USA have all of the oil in the world so it is good for our economy to use as much as we can and resist any effort to find alternative forms of energy. You ar...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One more time -- Global Warming
Replies: 182
Views: 5541

Re: One more time -- Global Warming

'Scuse me, is this the Rusp Limpdick lounge? Where tired stooges dutifully regurgitate the blathering gaseous hog's sour bile? Whenever you decide you might really feel that denying Climate Change--including Global Warming--just remember that ALL of the reputable science community acknowledges the ...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach
Replies: 21
Views: 2005

Re: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach

Twist in the wind? Yea, twist in the wind. The reports of his demise were already beginning to fly. Better to take him out quick and get the search for new blood rolling than to let the rumors drag on any longer. According to Jed York, he fired Singletary because the team had been eliminated from p...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

You mean besides a fuckton of high and low tech design jobs, manufacturing jobs, support jobs and military jobs? :doh: Design jobs? You mean like how to make a better bomb? How is that helping us? Our bombs are not good enough? Manufacturing jobs? You mean like building tanks and shit? You don't th...
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is your state going broke?
Replies: 122
Views: 2048

Re: Is your state going broke?

Moving Sale wrote:What does a military budget as large as the next 20 highest spending countries breed?
You mean besides a fuckton of high and low tech design jobs, manufacturing jobs, support jobs and military jobs?

:doh:
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Snow?
Replies: 21
Views: 1009

Re: Snow?

Shoalzie, with rare exceptions, the mudslides in SoCal take out multi-million dollar homes that idiots build on stilts or in flood plains. Though I don't wish anything bad on anyone, not only can they afford to rebuild, but if they had an ounce of sense, they wouldn't have built where they did in th...
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach
Replies: 21
Views: 2005

Re: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach

My name is Brent Bigglesworth, but everyone calls me "IndyFrisco". Any of you guys call me Brent...I'll kill ya. Also, I don't like nobody talking shit about the Aggies. I catch any of you guys being anti-bonfire...I'll kill ya. And I don't like nobody ragging on my BBQ sauce. Any of you ...
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach
Replies: 21
Views: 2005

Re: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach

A guy named IndyFrisco who roots for Houston is calling something all fucked up? Awesome.
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Snow?
Replies: 21
Views: 1009

Re: Snow?

Crap, I guess you get a weather waiver then.

Still, this was a blizzard, not some tame, average December storm. Its no different to me than when they clear the stadium when there are lightning strikes nearby.
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach
Replies: 21
Views: 2005

Re: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach

He's basically gone the "no comment" route even when asked if he plans to stay at Stanford long-term. He'll be on the move somewhere soon...that's a certainty. Succeeding at Stanford over the long haul is almost impossible due to the strict academic standards. Not to mention that they're i...
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Snow?
Replies: 21
Views: 1009

Re: Snow?

I'm more than happy to have a game on Tuesday. But to postpone a game because of weather is not NFL. It's pussy NFL. A San Diego resident with a snow take? Really? :? Anything less than six inches (sup Irie's dealer) and I'd agree. But that area was slated to get 1-2 FEET of snow. This is not about...
by OCmike
Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach
Replies: 21
Views: 2005

Re: Singletary SACKED as 49ers head coach

Damn, they couldn't wait until after the last game? http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5958834 The timing has everything to do with the ownership trying to secure funding for the new stadium while the team is rapidly spiraling downward, out of control. The only reason that the financing is...
by OCmike
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Replies: 21
Views: 617

Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.

If Rex were smart, he'd find a way to make a Buck on this. All he'd have to to is package a DVD of his OL jacking him off with her toes, with a spacebar activated USB-powered eyeball/earhole bleach-tosser.
by OCmike
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why do Republicans hate 9/11 first responders?
Replies: 18
Views: 412

Re: Why do Republicans hate 9/11 first responders?

Are the hardcore t1b dems really too dim to see that it is the their party who purposely turned this issue into a political football in the first place? After all these years of messageboarding, I'd like to think that a few of you dopes could spot an obvious troll job, but I guess I'm giving you too...
by OCmike
Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Will a 7-9 team win the NFC West?
Replies: 15
Views: 1324

Re: Will a 7-9 team win the NFC West?

I wouldn't say he's bad, he's just a less-mobile Donovan McNabb...300 yds one week and 3 picks the next.
by OCmike
Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christmas wish to Dinsdale "My Favourite Things"
Replies: 44
Views: 2869

Re: Christmas wish to Dinsdale "My Favourite Things"

Hey "everyone", ucunt is now YOUR official spokesman. If you do a search on RACK AP, it doesn't generate any results. I am not speaking for everyone. Your shit posts are doing the talking themselves. Dude, back off a bit. A board needs its tards and ones that think they're $$ are comedy g...
by OCmike
Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christmas wishes to Terry in Crapchester
Replies: 35
Views: 2997

Re: Christmas wishes to Terry in Crapchester

No, but I did get demorol during three of my surgeries. Can I get partial credit?
by OCmike
Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christmas wishes to Terry in Crapchester
Replies: 35
Views: 2997

Re: Christmas wishes to Terry in Crapchester

No, dumbass. Have you been huffing ether in the stock room? It's Christmas, so you parody Christmas songs. Like this: Oh strapping brown young Fresno men Fulfill AP's desire They drive it deep til manseed seeps From his prolapsed brown eye Yet when he throats their pork shaft Shit covers its full si...
by OCmike
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PBA phone shakedowns
Replies: 24
Views: 536

Re: PBA phone shakedowns

BTW, Dins, Californians don't deserve any credit for prouncing Oregon and Nevada correctly. We only pronounce names of places the way they want us to out of fear of possibly offending someone.
by OCmike
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PBA phone shakedowns
Replies: 24
Views: 536

Re: PBA phone shakedowns

??? That wasn't a take, it happens all the time. Google "telemarketers revenge". Most of the time they do harmless stuff, like add your number back into the calling pool, as I said. But you wanna keep being a telephone badass and sooner or later you'll piss off the wrong person. I've. Admi...