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missjo

I love my bread machine though I don't use it as much anymore as it takes up too much room on the kitchen counter ( I have the breville big loaf machine) my kitchen is half the size in my new home but we own it instead of renting so it's all good & it's a bastard to get out of the back of the cu...

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I use mainly Jasmine rice as I tend to cook a lot of Asian style dishes jasmine absorbs less water generally 1 cup of rice to 1 1/2 cups water I used a rice cooker as I'm usually too busy making the rest of the dishes to watch what the rice is doing on the stove' If you load the cooker before you st...

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MGMT are pretty popular here in Oz I LOVE their album myself SM have you heard the Presets stuff yet They are totally brilliant & are going to be coming to the US later this year to do some of the festivals 3 of my favourite Presets tracks they also kickass live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1...

missjo

I've never understood the whole tiled Kitchen counter top thing you guys do in the states
here in Oz people either have laminated, Granite or solid wooden kitchen counters

missjo

I made 300 dollars for 20 min work & no before you lot get all festy it wasn't for a sexual act of any kind I just cut the hair of one of Australia's richest men at his waterfront Mansion in Darling point in Sydney His PA is one of my clients & it was a hair emergency so she dropped in to th...

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missjo is going to be in LA for a couple of weeks in early August :twisted: It's my best friend Shelly's 40th Birthday & as a surprise her partner has asked me to fly over for the party which is on the 9th, since she has just started a new job & hasn't got enough holiday time racked up to fl...

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mvscal wrote:Women are cooks. Men are chefs.

Yeah well every time a female "home style cooking" contestant
went on the original Japanese version o Iron Chef
the Iron Chef got his ass kicked
the sad defeated looks on the Iron Chef's faces when they lost were hilarious :twisted:

missjo

I dare say that even if he wasn't president his kids would still be going to private schools
how many lawyers or politicians do you know,send their offspring to public school :?

missjo

I was kidnapped from the National Enquirer website on a trolltrain invasion back in march 2001 & I made the rookie mistake of linking to a pic of myself to prove I really was a girl & using my real name as a nic ahh if I knew then, what I know now, all the mischief I could have caused :twist...

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here in Oz these are French Shallots http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Shallots_-_sliced_and_whole.jpg/180px-Shallots_-_sliced_and_whole.jpg & these are Green shallots or spring onions http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Scallion.jpg/180px-Scallion.jpg...

missjo

My tried & true potato salad recipe the measurements are aprox 1kg Desiree potatoes cut into cubes with skin on & steamed till creamy but still solid 6 hard boiled eggs roughly chopped 1/2 cup finely chopped crispy bacon 1/4 cup finely sliced green shallots I think you call them scallions 1 ...

missjo

Holidays + alcohol = giant saps :p

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RACK the return of missjo. What's been going on? Do tell, enquiring minds want to know. :D I have to say I've turned into a nice quiet lil wifey who's idea of a big night out these days is to walk up to King St for a nice dinner usually Thai or Vietnamese, then to Gelatomassi for dessert & if i...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:You don't look a year younger than 50.

I'll be 39 on tues
I guess I better request a gift certificate for botox then :p

missjo

Yeah I know you don't give a flying fuckolla :p

Now's here's someting to give you nightmares

Happy New Year fukkers!!!!! :twisted:

missjo

Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it Cool People Atomic Punk Bobby42 Wolfman Flea Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope MgoBlue-LightSpecial mvscal PSUFAN Mikey For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls War Wagon Dins...

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When I was a kid we had a maltese terrier who was a chocoholic, she could quite happily consume her own bodyweight in cadbury dairymilk without any side effects & lived to the ripe old age of 17.

missjo

Kinda remind me of that anti gay preacher who got busted screwing his male massage therapist. Seems to me that those in certain high ranking places be it politics or religion who are the biggest tubthumpers, are usually doing the kind of things they are rallying or preaching against. on a side note ...

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I call bushit!

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they've been doing that sort of thing for Businessmans lunches in Japanese "geisha" houses for years now you think that's twisted at select "geisha" houses they girls live on a special herbal diet & when they are booked for a lunch they are bought out to sit on a perspex comm...

missjo

My two nephews are Austin Daniel & Alex Charles
Both of them absolutely adorable
I think all the top ten names are rather cute

missjo

smackaholic wrote:Didn't missjo post a pic of her beau a few months back?

I seem to recall him looking a bit like batboy, there.

Nothing like him at all :P

missjo

(G) How most male T1B posters spend their days (G)

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A new Tattoo!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/missjo/Image023.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/missjo/Image022.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/missjo/Image021.jpg It's only a week old so it still has to settle in yet It's hard to take a good pic of your own arm with a mo...

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Best Non Zeppelin version of stairway ever!

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Amy Winehouse -drug overdose

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That was a fun night PSU

& 88 No.

missjo

I say do the whole High school prom experience
Though I would skip the backseat & book a Nice hotel
I think it would be hilarious fun
Don't forget to get the biggest corsage you can find & take a hipflask of butterscotch schnapps
You'll have a more of a chance of getting lucky that way ;)

missjo

Heathen!!

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Atomic Punk wrote:Also you will need to coat the grates before you put on the meat so it won't stick. I use olive oil and use tongs with folded paper towels to coat the grates before turning on the heat.

The chicken may stick if you don't.

Olive oil spray does the trick for me
if there is no oil in the marinade

missjo

Parsee, is a member of the close-knit Zoroastrian community based primarily in India. Most Parsis outside of India identify India as their home country. Parsis are descended from Persian Zoroastrians who emigrated to the Indian subcontinent over 1,000 years ago. Freddy always used to identify his ra...

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For something different you could try doing a portugese style split & marinated whole chicken Just use a set of kitchen shears to cut along the backbone & flatten out I like to marinate in something like smoked paprika olive oil chilli & oregano first I have a hooded BBQ that has both a ...

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Lubricated goats

These guys used to play naked except for a sock on their willys
years before the Chiili Peppers ever did it

missjo

Smackie Chan wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:Wasn't Freddy Mercury Lebanese or some shit?
Indian Parsi. So, yeah, I guess "some shit" is about right.

Persian

& I go offline for a few months &
you lot turn into the bloody national inquirer message board while I'm gone
What the??

missjo

It's just protien

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Mmmm shoes

My Vans collection now numbers 25 pairs

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I can't believe no one commented on AP's delicate ankles
He makes Nicole Ritchie look like she has cankles!

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