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Q) what's the difference between Tiger woods & Santa Clause

A)Santa stopped after 3 Ho's

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You can even get a cinnamon flavoured breath spray from he farmacy which gets you high........... :shock: I've had more booze & weed in the last 2 days than I've had in the last 5 years since I was last stateside I don't think I will be sober at all in the next 2 1/2 weeks I'm going into detox w...

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Well I'm in LA I haven't slept in 30 hours & medicinal marijuana fooking Rocks!!!!!!!!!!

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Nah It's the Blue rinse club :P http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/hissykitty/joblue-1-1.jpg You still married? If so - that sucks. :D Buttsy, Look at that face....closely. Left of chin, left nostril. Huh? Work done...and not well done. The staples in this whore's stomach are rusting out. I know...

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Mr T wrote:
missjo wrote:I just watched that movie on the Telly tonight
Reese Witherspoon is fab!!
What the hell you talking about? Movie?

Forest Gump?

No sweet home Alabama :P

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Nah It's the Blue rinse club :P

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One more week & I'm going to be in LA woot!!!!

Let the slanging begin :twisted:

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I'll be in Vegas in about 2 weeks as well :P

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I just watched that movie on the Telly tonight
Reese Witherspoon is fab!!

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That would be brilliant
thanks Indy

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I've become a bit of a biscuit (cookie) maker lately & often take them into work for the girls & the customers I have a few American & Canadian clients who love my biscuits & have asked if I know how to make American style cookies I've checked out a few recipes on the net but not sur...

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You're the one who dedicated a whole thread to your so called cousin

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I'm calling bullshit on your story of it being a family member' that prom pic has been on the net for most of this year I first saw it on doubledish 6 months ago Pffft! :meds: Link it up then you gelatinous twat. Even if it is "on the net", that doesn't disprove the fact that is my cousin...

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I'm calling bullshit on your story of it being a family member'
that prom pic has been on the net for most of this year
I first saw it on doubledish 6 months ago

Pffft!

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In Australia filling in a ditch like that near a road would be the local councils responsibility

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well I'll be in LA cruising on a yacht full of hot lesbians in Marina del ray on the 8th of august for my best girlfriends 40th birthday
sun booze & boobies Woot!:twisted:

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How can they be "World" champions when they don't play any teams outside the US ? :?

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Space Invaders & Pinball

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That happens to me at least once a week. Of course, multiple flushes are the norm for me. I have Troy Polamalu-esque hair in the ass region, so of course the shit sticks to it like crazy. I burn through about a half a roll of toilet paper per dump so my boxers don't wind up looking like PSUFAN's ti...

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that'll teach me not to post at 2am while half asleep
I forgot to spellcheck

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If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.

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I know you guys like your chicken wings with BBQ of some sort of chilli pepper marinade but I made these tonight for hubby & they were absolutely Yummo Greek style marinade 1/2 cup of good quality GREEK cold pressed EVOO I use Minerva juice of 2 large lemons 1 tsp dried oregano 1 tsp dried parsl...

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A friend cooked chicken like that for me in Canada
but he called it sodomized chicken

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I can drop him a line on facebook if you like :P

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I know there is 2.2 pounds to a kilogram mixed herbs are a very common thing here It's a traditional herb blend to use in stuffing mixtures for poultry. delicious added to meat loaves and meatballs. can be used in savoury scones, breads and muffins. Also soups, casseroles and pie fillings. a dried m...

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I made these today at the behest of my beloved After watching Masterchef the last couple of weeks it's inspired me to get back in the kitchen more I bought a gorgeous new set of Mundial knives so chopping & slicing has become a complete joy anyhow 4 sheets ready rolled shortcrust pastry 400g lam...

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Kitchen Looks Fab
we start a Bathroom Reno in June
maybe I should put up a before after PET but we don't have a Bathing forum :p

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Great. That'll serve you well, say, in five years, when he's long gone and the next twenty guys and girls you meet all instantly dismiss you as a psychological train wreck. As you get older you'll be relegated to picking solely from a dwindling group of similar train wrecks, as nobody else will ser...

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Yeah I admit I'm a shitstirer
I just wanted to see the nana's who post here get their huff on
over some pretty pictures I chose to have permanently inked on myself
everyone knows I don't actually give a toss what they think

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I love Tattoos always have, I think if done well they are an amazing art form I started out with the tiny easily covered ones then I met the love of my life who also happens to love tattoos in fact he has almost a complete Japanese style bodysuit whole back, 3/4 sleeves on both arms, plates at the t...

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My latest additions :twisted: http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2140/210/6/730933744/n730933744_2044658_5578.jpg http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2140/210/6/730933744/n730933744_2044657_5388.jpg so now my artwork extends from just above my left elbow up to wrap around my...

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Perez Hilton is nothing but a whiny self promoting knob

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So how long till the Kitchen reno is finished?
or are you having too much fun cooking all your meals on the Barbie in your Kewl new outdoor kitchen?

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Pretty much everything released after Rattle & Hum has sucked ass
this one included

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