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by Truman
Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bucs vs Skins at RJS on Sat
Replies: 149
Views: 7260

Er, Vel...?

'del is a LambFan... It's like slapping one of Jerry's Kids.

As for his inherent surliness... Forget it. You'd be bitter too if you were from St. Loser.

War 816
by Truman
Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The new coach of the KC Chiefs is.....
Replies: 28
Views: 1136

A coach who was fortunate enough to live off of the house that Tuna built. He is an all out bullshittin' nobody worthy of nothing. Neely is right for once. The guy fucking sucks ass. Here's something: how about hiring someone who, as a coach, might be something of an innovator? Sure, those are few ...
by Truman
Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:42 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Let me be the first to ask...
Replies: 33
Views: 1747

*Yawn*

Three points?!

I was surprised it was that close.

What the fuck is the Pac 10?

War Big XII!!!
by Truman
Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Er, ‘Truman’ (though the following quote should be attributed to Bushice, who cannot resist asserting his “god-like” authority over each and every thread in this forum and effectively wrecked my initial response – oh, and now watch him sputter and spew that he didn’t do anything wrong) wrote: Photo...
by Truman
Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Martyred wrote:I didn't bother to read thread before validating my idiocy.
FTFY
by Truman
Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Hmph.

Looks like Red's Flat Earth Society meeting was postponed again this evening.... :meds:
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

When you see how creatures evolve and adapt to environmental changes in order to survive, it is not far fetched to think life was created from non life, that when the basic building blocks of life (starting with carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrogen and on up through amino acids formed from those ...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Why does there have to be a "missing link" per se? Think of it in this way. A litter of animals was born under harsh conditions. Only one animal was able to survive in that environment. The others died off or moved to a more suitable environment. So, among a group of apes there was one wa...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:26 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 10-6 and out of the playoffs?!
Replies: 19
Views: 694

Yo, Wags! Do you hate Denver? Man, I hate Denver, too. Fuckin' Donkeys. Rooting for Denver this past Saturday was like rooting for the Taliban to murder al-Quaida... Remember back in the good ol' days when we hated Oakland? I mean, back when Oakland was good. ..? Yeah, well, me neither. But we used ...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Not where, what. Fine. Expand. Genius . :roll: Lest we crumble your useless diatribes like clay pigeons at a shooting range.... You really need to be spoon fed this? What is it you're looking for? We share common genetic traits with many animals, but most closely with apes. We evolved from lower li...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 10-6 and out of the playoffs?!
Replies: 19
Views: 694

Re: 10-6 and out of the playoffs?!

Whatever, I agree with the thesis of the piece. KC sucks shit, and the fans are tiresome oafs who melted down in here again this season. Not as bad as in past years, so progress has been made. Next year when their team sucks pumpkins through a vacuum hose they'll settle down and be A+ fans for a ch...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Mister Bushice wrote:
Truman wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:We evolved.
Hey, neat! Er, from where?
Not where, what.
Fine.

Expand.

Genius. :roll:

Lest we crumble your useless diatribes like clay pigeons at a shooting range....
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Well and good, Bushy. You fail to acknowledge a Creator. Then where do we come from ? I'll wait while you sputter.... Short sputter, coming up.... We evolved. Breath of life. Tru, If 'ID' is speaking of the God of the Bible then the two (ID and Darwinism) are not harmonious. The Bible clearly tells...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Mister Bushice wrote:We evolved.
Hey, neat! Er, from where?
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Look what up....? friend Why didn't you give an answer to my earlier question...? A real tuffie...? Harumph. And here I thought I adressed all your questions and concerns. You wanna clear answer? Then mix in a parenthetic question- or-seven. Look, 'tart: I'm from the Ozarks. Please type slow so's I...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Well and good, Bushy.

You fail to acknowledge a Creator.

Then where do we come from?

I'll wait while you sputter....
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

There is 'scientific study' for a young earth just as there is for an earth billions of years old. Quick answer: No there isn't. Post a link if you truly believe this to be true. Look, pop - friend - the Earth is what it is. And this is a simple Message Board ... I don't expect you to accept the wo...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

Almost every biology professor I ever had gave nod to a Higher Power at work in the universe and acknowledged the fact that some things simply cannot be easily explained by science alone. That stated, however, we went about the business of learning the precepts of species adaptation and micro-evolu...
by Truman
Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godzillla vs the creator ( The evolution thread)
Replies: 163
Views: 4268

When I teach evolution, I tell the kids that if/how they reconcile the course material with their personal beliefs is completely up to them Rack that, Mike. Here’s hoping that the local R-VII promotes similar enlightenment with its faculty. How do YOU 're-organize' scripture to fit what you see sci...
by Truman
Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Dover decision
Replies: 137
Views: 8811

Good read, Mike. You know, I have never really understood why some folks have such difficulty harmonizing the tenets of Intelligent Design and Darwinism. Progressives seek to have any reference to Creationism stricken from the lecture hall, while the Right considers teaching anything less to be blas...
by Truman
Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: the Drew Brees 'arm' thread
Replies: 20
Views: 784

Piker.

Sin,

Image
by Truman
Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

http://www.readerweekly.us/issue/256/film-hidalgo.jpg “Stupid horse.” [stream]http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/mr_ed.wav[/stream] Week after week we've heard that "This is the week Jake remembers he's Jake..." Keep squawking that and then sit there dumbfounded when he's in the running...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

http://www.yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Books/Sam-Coloring-Book-Mule.jpg “Mules is such idjits…” Let me get this straight... a guy that has a 14:4 TD to INT ratio and has led his team to a 9-2 record, first place in the division (and a two-game lead over the chefs) shouldn't be considered for Most Valuable...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

Denver's Achilles Heel has been third down conversions , but despite that we've done a good job controlling the clock due in large part to a +14 turnover differential. Week after week we've heard that "This is the week Jake remembers he's Jake..." Keep squawking that and then sit there du...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

I've forgotten many of the things that have occured on these boards over the years, but glad you've taken the time to spread sheet them Tru......nice..... Mind if I reply, or are you still editing you last response? Try to keep up, Pinks.... Ah. MORE selective memory. What's it gonna take? A Kaley-...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Real football fan
Replies: 6
Views: 546

Seem to recall a SportsCenter story from a few years back where a dutiful son dumped his father's ashes on the warning track at Wrigley, and was summarily ejected for his trouble. Rack Chris in Philly and the Wrigley bleacher bum. 'Less the Chiefs win a Superbowl in my remaining two-score-or-so year...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

Rack Wags's beer-feuled rant. You remember that time... Wags unleashed that promised ass-kicking on that guy..... neither do I 'S'at right? Selective mem-ry at its best, eh, Pinks? Since we're trotting down Memory Lane here, Greenie, I'd venture to wager that you pro'lly don't remember your Truman-i...
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:26 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Sunday Night Football...
Replies: 16
Views: 924

Raydah James wrote:
Truman wrote:LET'S-GO RAI-DERS
Beautiful.


Thanks for the sig.
Wear it proudly, you man-gravy-gargling-non-mule-beating-bitch.
by Truman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

This may come as a surprise to you, but, with very few exceptions, the 70k drunk, screaming fans is also pretty much the norm for NFL stadia . Have you ever been to Kansas City sCuds? Arrowhead is not "the norm." This may come as a surprise to you , but... We hate Denver. The ol' barn wil...
by Truman
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Sunday Night Football...
Replies: 16
Views: 924

LET'S-GO RAI-DERS

Get it done this week, you fricken, non-Mule-beatin' Losers....
by Truman
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

^^^^^^^^^^^

What Wags said.

'Cept the Mules DO hate weather.

Pussies.
by Truman
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Will the Packers pick Mooch up?
Replies: 18
Views: 788

Mooche's name has been whispered in these parts should Vermiel decide to hang 'em up... As has Joey Harrington's as Heir Successor to Trent Greene.

Should be an interesting off-season.
by Truman
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: RaiderNation calling for...Shell
Replies: 20
Views: 1084

I won't pretend to understand the friction between Al and Art, but I gotta admit, I was pissed that Big Art wasn't given any run by the Chiefs when Marty resigned back in '98. Cat was very popular here, and the O-Line loved him.... Norv?! Bill freaking Callahan?! Hell the Raiders could do worse. If ...
by Truman
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3145

Lemme help you out here, Nix: I only give a shit about the Broncos to the degree it causes Chef fan to melt. http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/broncos_barrel.jpg Translation: I'm still pissed that the Loser in the Barrel gets more run than I do. Sors, sCuds, but you can't have it both way...
by Truman
Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl for Kansas City
Replies: 58
Views: 3614

My nickel’s worth: BCD suggests that Wyco would prove to be a suitable home for the Chiefs. Oh really. How they gonna pay for it – with dog track revenues? :roll: Wyco has the smallest tax base in the Five County area, and Speedway development revenues are still a good 10 years out (s’up TIF’s). Sou...
by Truman
Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raydahs vs. Chiefs- it's ON
Replies: 170
Views: 10249

God's work, Luth... That's right funny! Bwa!
by Truman
Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raydahs vs. Chiefs- it's ON
Replies: 170
Views: 10249

I was puffin' my chest out, thinkin' you were on my 'run' list. pfft..... Nothing going right today. Actually, you murdered me... Hence the milk carton. BTW, me, Elvis ( Presley, not Grbac ) and LTL are all hangin'out together at the Special Place. Check the book of Revelation for a description. PS...
by Truman
Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raydahs vs. Chiefs- it's ON
Replies: 170
Views: 10249

Sorry to disappoint, poppy.

You wanted a take?

The Chiefs are old.

Scud-a predictions carry the same impact and accuracy as old, retired, Iraqui missiles

R. Lames still gargles cocks.

And the Raiders still suck.

Just sayin’.
by Truman
Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs at Blots - Early Thoughts
Replies: 120
Views: 5896

Raydah Flames wrote:
Truman, make your tyme motherfucker-your beatdown is near. UNRACK that shitty half assed post your cock massagers typed my way.
Hmmm... I dunno Wags. Think I ougtta buy a coupla vowels or go ahead and solve the puzzle?

War Cognitive Coherency
by Truman
Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Caption Time
Replies: 11
Views: 731

Re: Caption Time

Image

"Gross! I just puked a Bengal!"